00:00Are you ready?
00:02Why are you doing this for a long time?
00:03Good, good
00:04You're ready to go for it
00:06Let's go
00:08What are you doing?
00:12It's a bird on the tree
00:14It's a bird on the tree
00:17It's a bird on the tree
00:19It's a bird on the tree
00:19It's a bird on the tree
00:21It's a bird on the tree
00:23It's not a bird
00:26You can do this
00:28You're fat
00:29I'm a bird
00:32I can drive my food
00:33Let me give you a bird on the tree
00:36It's a bird on the tree
00:38I can't give you a bird on the tree
00:41You're fat
00:41You're fat
00:41You're hungry
00:46This is what you want
00:49Give me
00:49a stew
00:52Do you fry a stew
00:56肯定想炒鸡蛋啊 韭菜炒炒老子 难吃啊 你哪个师父告诉你说 显炒酒 显炒鸡蛋
01:06这鸡蛋哥里边不能哭了两下就输了 你这韭菜 你这梗 你后来放韭菜这韭菜能炒酥吗 啊 你走到里 啊 这那么硬 这能炒酥吗
01:16你下次记住了 显炒韭菜再炒鸡蛋 哦 行 下次显炒韭菜再炒鸡蛋
01:22行 尝尝尝 尝尝
01:25没有菜啊
01:28呦 这两个菜 今天 妈 就两个菜 我给您说过了 我几个月给你200块钱啊
01:34怎么的了 我不配四菜一汤 你最起码都整两个菜一个汤嘛
01:38我烫呢
01:39呦 我以为倒开水啊 喝一杯吧
01:42我是那喝开水 你明白吗 嗯
01:44我给你过这个 你就让我喝开水啊
01:47啊
01:50我要喝西红柿蛋汤啊
01:51啊
01:53好 好 我给你烧一烧
01:54我去烧心啊
01:56啊
01:57啊
01:59那个菜 你不这么好 我给你过去一杯啊
02:05啊
02:06啊
02:08啊
02:10啊
02:11啊
02:12啊
02:12啊
02:13啊
02:13啊
02:14啊
02:15啊
02:15啊
02:15啊
02:16啊
02:16啊
02:20啊
02:26啊
02:28啊
02:30你是不是想把我把我烫死了啊
02:31啊
02:31把我烫死对你有什么好处啊
02:34啊
02:34刚烧好啊
02:35陪你给他吃啊
02:36你等会儿喝嘛
02:37先吃饭
02:38那你为什么你不给我
02:39不给我盲盲
02:40不给我撵你还能拿过来呢
02:41啊
02:42你跟这两个碗
02:43你就这样盲盲
02:44他不就撵了吗
02:45你撵透了
02:46你端过来你给我喝
02:47你怎么地你把我烫死了
02:49你再坏一个
02:50你再取一个啊
02:51你再取一个啊
02:51走你
02:52吃个饭
02:54有必要
02:54你吃个饭
02:56你老是躲躲逼人干嘛
02:57我躲躲逼人
02:58我躲躲逼人
02:59我怎么躲躲逼人了
03:01我怎么躲躲逼人了
03:01啊
03:02我怎么躲躲逼人了
03:03我躲躲逼人了
03:04我就是要喝的汤
03:04你弄我一下
03:05我怎么躲
03:06我打了
03:07我躲躲逼人
03:08断死吧
03:09断死吧
03:10断死吧
03:10断死 б
03:12断死
03:12断死
03:12断死
