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00:00:08Anyway.
00:00:10Wait, I have something for you.
00:00:21Here. A present.
00:00:24A present? For me?
00:00:28Why?
00:00:30For letting me help you.
00:00:33Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:00:35Come on, open it.
00:00:37Kate.
00:00:39It's Bonnie D.
00:00:41Did you make this?
00:00:43Uh-huh.
00:00:46Wow. Thank you.
00:00:48This is amazing. Thank you.
00:01:03Hi.
00:01:06Thanks for meeting me here.
00:01:09The answers to your math final are hidden somewhere on my body.
00:01:19Find them.
00:01:25That's why!
00:01:27Well, should there be a prayer or something?
00:01:30Quiet, you.
00:01:32Todd, you okay?
00:01:34Piece of cake.
00:01:35We can do this.
00:01:40All right. Okay. Let's go.
00:01:42On three.
00:01:45One.
00:01:46One.
00:01:47Two.
00:01:48One.
00:01:49Two.
00:01:50Three.
00:02:00Are we happy?
00:02:01Happy?
00:02:02Yes!
00:02:04Favorite?
00:02:12Perfect score.
00:02:14Oh, man.
00:02:14You got perfect scores.
00:02:18I guess I test well.
00:02:21Yes!
00:02:24So you know what this means, don't you?
00:02:27Big screw up at SAT Central?
00:02:29Three refills?
00:02:31No.
00:02:32We could all be in Boston together.
00:02:34Ooh.
00:02:35Would you like that?
00:02:37Me and you?
00:02:39Boston?
00:02:40Alone?
00:02:41Mm-hmm.
00:02:43Sounds a little hectic.
00:02:54How come you never return my calls?
00:02:56No.
00:02:57Okay.
00:03:05All right. Just close your textbooks.
00:03:08Ladies and gentlemen.
00:03:10Calculus is not for wimps.
00:03:1428% of you did not pass the midterm.
00:03:17Mr. Toffio, shake the dust out of your skull.
00:03:21Mr. Buchanan?
00:03:22I've seen squirrels score higher on tests.
00:03:25True story.
00:03:27Mr. Faber!
00:03:29Knock it off. You're making everybody look bad.
00:03:35Mr. Boomer!
00:03:40You were flying high. Did you hit an air pocket?
00:03:44Excuse me, Mr. Mueller?
00:03:46Did you fall asleep at the controls?
00:03:48Is there terrorism involved?
00:03:52You're going down in flames.
00:03:53See me after class.
00:03:57Don't forget.
00:03:58Have your parents sign those and return them to me.
00:04:00Know the drill.
00:04:02Have a nice day.
00:04:10You wanted to see me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:16Oh, you can take your form back. I won't be recommending you for Harvard.
00:04:20What?
00:04:22Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade.
00:04:2417,000 excellent students apply there every year. 86% don't get in.
00:04:29You do the math.
00:04:30But up until now, I've had great grades.
00:04:33Up until now, it's been little league.
00:04:36Look, I'll try harder. I'll bring my grade up.
00:04:39Yeah. Well, I won't hold my breath.
00:04:43Close the door anyway, huh?
00:04:46Close the door anyway, huh?
00:04:46I'll go again.
00:05:01See you next time, Mr. Mueller?
00:05:01populated with트
00:05:35Good one.
00:05:40Sorry.
00:05:42Sometimes you just got to scream, you know?
00:05:45I know how you feel.
00:05:59How's that?
00:06:02Miss?
00:06:09Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:06:17Hi, you guys.
00:06:18Isn't this great?
00:06:19Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza.
00:06:22So the rules are, no beer, no dope, no sex.
00:06:26You know, right, of course.
00:06:27You know, I just have to say, there's beers in the fridge.
00:06:29Of course, those are the three selling points that got us.
00:06:31Oh, okay.
00:06:32I'm going to go say hi to Jen.
00:06:33Remember, we must dance.
00:06:35Don't forget.
00:06:36I'll see you later.
00:06:37See you.
00:06:38Bye.
00:06:38Bye.
00:06:38Bye.
00:06:39Bye.
00:06:39Bye.
00:06:39Bye.
00:06:40Bye.
00:06:42Bye.
00:06:43You look super tonight, Kim.
00:06:46Aw, thanks.
00:06:49Oh, my God.
00:06:50Brad.
00:06:50Tonya.
00:06:51Oh, my God.
00:06:53Super.
00:06:54I said super.
00:06:56Yes, you did.
00:06:57I don't know what's the matter with me.
00:06:59Every time I get around a girl I like, I turn into Greg Brady with better hair.
00:07:03Tonya Japanese, I think I'm Tonya Japanese, I don't think so.
00:07:08Tonya Japanese, I think I'm Tonya Japanese, I don't think so.
00:07:12Come on, Dan.
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Okay.
00:07:15Doing great.
00:07:16Oh, God.
00:07:17Oh.
00:07:18Tonya Japanese, I think I'm Tonya Japanese, I don't think so.
00:07:23Yes.
00:07:27Woo.
00:07:29Mom, I'm over here.
00:07:48Wait, why do we come to these things again?
00:07:53Oh, I don't know, I guess.
00:07:55Just to appreciate it more when we're alone.
00:08:01Mr. Smooth.
00:08:03Oh, let's go up to the park.
00:08:04This is what I want to show you.
00:08:06Come on.
00:08:07No, no.
00:08:07Come on.
00:08:08Don't meet me.
00:08:09Oh, twist my arm.
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:17So?
00:08:18So, how about another poem?
00:08:21Okay.
00:08:22Okay.
00:08:23Are you still cold?
00:08:23I mean, if you are, we could go back.
00:08:26Oh, no, no, no.
00:08:27This is nice.
00:08:27It's, um...
00:08:33I mean...
00:08:46What are you doing?
00:08:49I'm ready.
00:08:50What?
00:08:50I thought that...
00:08:52You've...
00:08:52Todd!
00:08:54I'm...
00:08:55You know...
00:08:55I'm sorry.
00:08:57Just...
00:08:58Let's go.
00:09:02Paul!
00:09:07Paul!
00:09:08Oh, there you are!
00:09:12I've been looking for you.
00:09:15Where are you going?
00:09:22Oh, thank God.
00:09:23I can't talk now.
00:09:24I'm being chased by a nun.
00:09:25Drive!
00:09:25Go, go, go, go!
00:09:36So you weren't cursed anymore?
00:09:38No.
00:09:40Mission scrubbed.
00:09:41What happened?
00:09:43I pulled out a condom.
00:09:45I thought they wanted us to use condoms.
00:09:47No, I mean, I pulled it out too early.
00:09:51There's a time limit?
00:09:55Yeah, so...
00:09:55101.7
00:09:58Oh, yes, another exciting evening in Southport.
00:10:09Did you see that?
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:12We're going back.
00:10:13Are you insane?
00:10:15Probably.
00:10:17At least we'll have something to do.
00:10:24Wow, look at that.
00:10:26Yeah, 66 Corvette Stinger.
00:10:29Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:10:34Hi, you need some help?
00:10:35You guys cool?
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:42We're cool.
00:10:44Yeah.
00:10:45Oh, wait, you're the guy from the reservoir.
00:10:48Yeah, hi.
00:10:50You want to hop in?
00:10:52Thanks.
00:10:55What reservoir?
00:10:56Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know?
00:10:58Shh.
00:11:16What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare time?
00:11:19Um, I don't know.
00:11:21I think it was a rhetorical question.
00:11:25Thanks for stopping.
00:11:27I'm Vicky.
00:11:28Hi, I'm Todd.
00:11:29This is Faber.
00:11:30Hey!
00:11:31It's got to be just about the neatest car.
00:11:36Yeah, well, it's my husband's.
00:11:41Uh, if you're cold, there's a jacket back there that you can wear.
00:11:44Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:11:46Wait.
00:11:47Standing out of there?
00:11:53Can we take you anywhere?
00:11:54Where are you going?
00:11:58Nowhere.
00:11:59Nowhere.
00:12:03Okay, fine.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:13Here you are.
00:12:15Thanks for having me.
00:12:18And your love.
00:12:20I'm telling you, this is not right.
00:12:23There's something very weird going on here.
00:12:25If by weird you mean that we're hanging out with a gorgeously stunning woman, then yes, this is weird.
00:12:29Exactly.
00:12:31Woo!
00:12:32Woo!
00:12:33Well, we're sending a tow truck in about an hour.
00:12:37Oh, great!
00:12:39Excellent!
00:12:43So, were you guys just out cruising tonight?
00:12:46You know, we were down at the beach.
00:12:48We're at a shindig.
00:12:50Shindig?
00:12:52Shindig, when did you start telling Dick Clark?
00:12:55I don't usually say shindig.
00:12:57It's just...
00:12:59He doesn't.
00:13:00I don't think I ever said shindig.
00:13:02He hasn't.
00:13:03I can vouch for him.
00:13:06Guys.
00:13:07You want to order some food or something?
00:13:09And we'll drive you over later?
00:13:12Oh, um...
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:17Peggy?
00:13:20So, uh, what does one do at these shindigs?
00:13:22Shindigs, it's kind of been a while for you.
00:13:25A lot of anxiety.
00:13:28Rejection.
00:13:28That's super.
00:13:31Are you okay?
00:13:33Ice cream headache.
00:13:36He gets them all the time.
00:13:37Mmm.
00:13:44Mmm.
00:13:46Mmm.
00:13:48Mmm.
00:13:50Mmm.
00:13:52Mmm.
00:13:53Mmm.
00:13:54Mmm.
00:13:54Mmm.
00:13:55Mmm.
00:13:55Mmm.
00:13:55Sorry.
00:13:55I just love ice cream.
00:13:57I haven't had it in ages.
00:14:00So, Vicki, what do you do?
00:14:03Oh, um...
00:14:04I'm kind of between things right now.
00:14:08Music.
00:14:10Studying.
00:14:11Sculpting.
00:14:13Sculpting?
00:14:14Yeah, it's mostly metal work.
00:14:17It's kind of a hobby of mine.
00:14:19Cool.
00:14:22Yes.
00:14:23Yes.
00:14:25He did it.
00:14:29Great.
00:14:30Let's go.
00:14:31Aww.
00:14:32Sorry, man.
00:14:36And 11 cents.
00:14:38Thanks.
00:14:39Shouldn't you at least, like, let us get the tip or something, please?
00:14:43If you want to.
00:14:44Uh, 25, 25.
00:14:45About 275.
00:14:47Ooh, two.
00:14:50She dusted you.
00:14:52Math degree.
00:14:53University of Vermont.
00:14:54Very useful.
00:14:59Math degree.
00:15:07So, do you know anything about calculus?
00:15:11Yeah.
00:15:15See, I taint this midterm, and, uh, if I don't pass this course, my life is basically over with.
00:15:24No.
00:15:25Come on, I'm sure that's not true.
00:15:27Oh, it's true.
00:15:29Jeez, Todd, I could help you with calculus.
00:15:32Todd!
00:15:32Woo!
00:15:33Uh, sorry, guys.
00:15:35Uh, squirrel.
00:15:50Well, here he is.
00:15:53You mean us to follow you or anything?
00:15:56Oh, no, I'm fine, really.
00:16:00I was really having a bad night there for a while.
00:16:04It's you.
00:16:07You're...
00:16:08Anyway, I should go.
00:16:12Thanks for all your help.
00:16:14Bye, Faber.
00:16:16Bye.
00:16:30Amazing.
00:16:31Totally amazing.
00:16:40Look, um, about calculus, you think I can get some help?
00:16:48Uh, I...
00:16:49Please, look, I don't have much time left.
00:16:51You'd be saving my life.
00:16:55Uh, I'll think about it.
00:16:57Yeah?
00:16:58Great.
00:16:59Thanks.
00:17:01Oh, hey, uh, you can call me.
00:17:02I'm-I'm listed.
00:17:03Last name's Boomer.
00:17:04Two O's.
00:17:07Okay.
00:17:08Good night.
00:17:16Boomer with two O's.
00:17:17As in moron.
00:17:18Yeah, as in moron.
00:17:44Trick-or-treat.
00:17:47Where the hell were you?
00:18:07Kind of late, isn't it?
00:18:10Why are you still up?
00:18:12It's not the best day of your academic career.
00:18:19I mean, I don't-I-I-I don't know what to say.
00:18:23I'm disappointed.
00:18:25I'm-I'm angry.
00:18:27And I'm-I'm sad.
00:18:29I'm sad that the one thing you've worked so hard for is just-it's just-it's just-it's just slipping
00:18:34right through your fingers.
00:18:36Dad, it's just one more-
00:18:37Let me finish.
00:18:41We've worked so hard for this thing, and Harvard is-it's there, you know?
00:18:46On a platter.
00:18:47It's just waiting for you, and you're just-you're just blowing it.
00:18:50I know.
00:18:51That's why I should get a tutor.
00:18:52So I'm just gonna-
00:18:56What'd you say?
00:18:57Yeah, Dad, I gotta kick ass on this course, right?
00:18:59I should get some help.
00:19:01You-you're gonna get a tutor?
00:19:04That's great.
00:19:05That is great.
00:19:06I-I-I'll help you get one.
00:19:08Oh, you know what?
00:19:09Actually, I've got it taken care of.
00:19:12You did.
00:19:39Hi.
00:19:42Thanks for meeting me here.
00:19:45The answers to your math final are hidden somewhere on my body.
00:19:54Find them.
00:20:00That's my wife, punk!
00:20:20What is this, olive loaf?
00:20:22Yes, weasel, this is olive loaf.
00:20:26Cake.
00:20:32Well, finally hit the wall with my mom.
00:20:34She drives me insane.
00:20:36I'm gonna move out to that cabin and back.
00:20:38Cabin?
00:20:40Faber, that's not a cabin, that's a tool shed.
00:20:42You realize this.
00:20:43You'll be sleeping with weed, be gone.
00:20:45Banana?
00:20:50So, um, have we spoken to Kirsten?
00:20:55No.
00:20:56Oh, but, uh, guess who called?
00:21:00She called.
00:21:02She called.
00:21:03Who called?
00:21:04Nobody.
00:21:12Um, I was thinking about the other night.
00:21:16Oh, yeah, me too.
00:21:17I'm sorry about that.
00:21:19No, no, I'm sorry.
00:21:20I think I overreacted a little bit.
00:21:22Oh, no, everything's cool.
00:21:25Really?
00:21:26I guess I just need a little more time, you know?
00:21:29Yeah.
00:21:32Time is good.
00:21:35But, um, hey, not too much time, okay?
00:22:29But that is what therapy is for.
00:22:33No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:22:36I think it does qualify as a cult.
00:22:41I'll get it.
00:22:43I got it.
00:22:50Hello.
00:22:51Hi.
00:22:52Mr. Boomer?
00:22:53Yes.
00:22:54Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy or give generously to.
00:22:58Uh, actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicki.
00:23:04You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:06Uh-huh.
00:23:10Come in.
00:23:12Come in.
00:23:16Suddenly, I understand the world so much better.
00:23:20Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:23Tell me.
00:23:24No, hi, Todd.
00:23:25Hi.
00:23:27Vicki, uh, could I ask you to take a seat for just a second?
00:23:31Sure.
00:23:32Great.
00:23:33Elvis?
00:23:37Well, Ellen, if you checked yourself in, you could check yourself out.
00:23:41I'll be right with you.
00:23:44Does she know anything about calculus, or are you just going to take the 50 bucks an hour
00:23:48and have a party?
00:23:50Dad, she's got a degree.
00:23:52I don't know.
00:23:53Here, give her a try.
00:23:54Go.
00:23:55All right.
00:23:58Vicki, would it be okay if I just asked you a question or two, just to make sure you know
00:24:04you're up on this material?
00:24:06He's going to ask her a question or two.
00:24:08Uh, sure.
00:24:11All right.
00:24:11Here, if 3A over 5 represents the change in force applied to a moving object,
00:24:17what equation represents its momentum?
00:24:21Um, hold on, Ellen.
00:24:26Dad.
00:24:303 fifths times the integral of A.
00:24:38Okay.
00:24:39We're going to be late for dinner.
00:24:41You guys have fun.
00:24:43I guess I was expecting someone a little more mature.
00:24:48Are you kidding?
00:24:50Todd is going to work his butt off to impress a woman like that.
00:24:53Do you really think she's that attractive?
00:24:56For me, no.
00:24:58No, but I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective.
00:25:00You see, she's older, she's more sophisticated, and that can be very appealing if you, you know,
00:25:05if you go for that sort of thing.
00:25:09I don't go for that sort of thing.
00:25:14Okay.
00:25:15I thought we'd start off with your last test and what went again.
00:25:20What are you doing?
00:25:22I'm sure I've got this, you know.
00:25:25I guess this is what I'm going to do.
00:25:28I think I'm going to do up for a moment and say there's a break.
00:25:32I have no idea what you should say.
00:25:41Do you have anything to drink?
00:25:45Oh, sure.
00:25:46Let's see what we have.
00:25:47Yeah.
00:25:49Uh, we've got lemonade and chocolate milk.
00:25:54Uh, would scotch be possible?
00:26:01Scotch would be so possible.
00:26:02Just one second.
00:26:04Thanks.
00:26:08So what else do you do, Todd Boomer with two O's?
00:26:13I don't know.
00:26:14Drawing.
00:26:17I draw a comic for the school paper.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:20Maybe it sounds a little silly, but...
00:26:25No, it sounds great.
00:26:30What, I'm not supposed to be up here?
00:26:32Oh, no.
00:26:34No, you need to stay, please.
00:26:37Here.
00:26:39Thanks.
00:26:48Oh, that's my meat.
00:26:50My meatloaf.
00:26:52Oh, I should let you have your dinner.
00:26:55Oh, no.
00:26:55No, I mean, I'm not even going to eat any of it.
00:26:58There's no meat in it.
00:26:59I mean, it's just loaf.
00:27:03No, actually, I should get home.
00:27:07What, are you really leaving?
00:27:10Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:12Uh, um, well, thanks for your help.
00:27:17Sure.
00:27:18It kind of felt good to be, um, you know, I'm just glad I could help.
00:27:26So, um, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter, all right?
00:27:41There's only three things I need to survive.
00:27:44Computer, tunes, food.
00:27:47And women.
00:27:49Hey.
00:27:50Women will make the list someday.
00:27:52As soon as I learn how to speak to them without my tongue inflating.
00:27:58So, come on, what happened?
00:28:00We did calculus.
00:28:01And that's it?
00:28:02Yeah, I mean, it was probably the best calculus ever.
00:28:05It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards, but it was just calculus.
00:28:08Ooh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:28:11Fight me.
00:28:13Paul!
00:28:14Paul, where are you?
00:28:15God!
00:28:16Please, get in here right now.
00:28:20Note the beauty of the fully integrated tool shed audio system?
00:28:27What's that, Mr. Dambu?
00:28:33Paul!
00:28:35Get in here!
00:28:40Mr. Bodine, trawling the murky depths.
00:28:44Mr. Freed, bottom feeding again.
00:28:48Mr. Faber, smooth sailing, as always.
00:28:52Mr. Boomer, get in the wind back in your sails.
00:28:55Keep it up.
00:28:56Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:28:58Give me laughing gas.
00:29:00Give me Novocaine.
00:29:03Give me fast release.
00:29:06Easy flame.
00:29:08Tell me secrets fast.
00:29:10Tell me something deep.
00:29:12Tell me what I ask.
00:29:16Help me sleep.
00:29:19Uh, hello?
00:29:21Vicky.
00:29:22Hey, Todd.
00:29:23Oh, hi.
00:29:24How are you?
00:29:25Excellent.
00:29:27Hey, we got an 89 on this week's quiz.
00:29:29We?
00:29:31Yeah, I mean, we're in this together, right?
00:29:34Uh, okay.
00:29:37So, uh, I think you could come by later?
00:29:41Tonight?
00:29:43Please, I'll drown without you.
00:29:44We're talking Titanic here.
00:29:47Okay, how about six?
00:29:51Great.
00:29:52I'll see you later.
00:29:56Hey.
00:29:57Oh, hey.
00:29:58How goes it?
00:29:58Goes good.
00:29:59Good.
00:30:00Ooh, look at that.
00:30:02So I guess the tutor's working out, huh?
00:30:04Yeah, she's great.
00:30:05Yeah?
00:30:06I mean, she's actually hideous.
00:30:07She really ought to get fat.
00:30:08You got that white foam and stuff.
00:30:10It's gross.
00:30:11Yeah, but she's effective, you know.
00:30:12Oh, well, that's how that counts.
00:30:13Yeah.
00:30:14Oh, I gotta go to history.
00:30:16Oh, well, those who fail to go to history...
00:30:19...are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:21Exactly.
00:30:22Oh, don't forget, it's diner night tonight.
00:30:24Oh, I can't make it.
00:30:25I gotta keep cranking, you know.
00:30:30Is something wrong?
00:30:33What?
00:30:34I don't know.
00:30:35You just...
00:30:35You seem...
00:30:36You seem kind of off.
00:30:38I'm sorry.
00:30:39Look, I'll try to get on more.
00:30:41I promise, you know.
00:30:42It's just...
00:30:43A man with a mission.
00:30:53Yes?
00:30:56Hi.
00:30:58Are you ready for your next lesson?
00:31:02My parents are downstairs.
00:31:06Yeah.
00:31:20Hello?
00:31:21Shout-ahead.
00:31:22You are...
00:31:23Not here.
00:31:24Where are you?
00:31:25It's diner night.
00:31:26Oh, sorry.
00:31:27I can't make it.
00:31:28Vicky's coming over.
00:31:29Didn't Kristen tell you?
00:31:31She's not here.
00:31:32I guess without the main attraction.
00:31:35Well, maybe I can stop by later.
00:31:38It'll be another glorious fall day for the greater Boston area with clear skies from North Shore.
00:31:42Oh, it's sitting on my head.
00:31:44Well, I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another.
00:31:48Really?
00:31:49What do you think I should take?
00:31:50Oh, just a sec.
00:31:54Todd's tutor is here.
00:31:57Hi.
00:31:58Hey!
00:31:59There you are.
00:32:00Hi.
00:32:01Do you like hockey?
00:32:02Because there is a great game coming up.
00:32:04Bruins leaves.
00:32:05Oh, I don't know much about it.
00:32:06Well, sit down.
00:32:07Sit down.
00:32:07I'll explain the whole thing to you.
00:32:09Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd.
00:32:12Hi.
00:32:13Hi.
00:32:13Um, he's upstairs.
00:32:15Probably quieter up there.
00:32:17I'll go find him.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19That's a nice girl, huh?
00:32:30Hi.
00:32:31Is this cool?
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33I didn't know you were coming up.
00:32:36Wow.
00:32:38Wild room.
00:32:39Uh, thanks.
00:32:41I'll just have a seat.
00:32:42I'll get a chair.
00:32:45Oh.
00:32:47These are great.
00:32:49You did these?
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:53You're very good.
00:32:55You like them?
00:32:57Yeah, especially this one.
00:33:03Here, take it.
00:33:05Yeah?
00:33:07Thanks.
00:33:10Thanks.
00:33:16Here's your stack, Faber.
00:33:19Thanks, Hank.
00:33:20Beth.
00:33:25Guess who?
00:33:27Cindy Krause.
00:33:28You came back to me.
00:33:31Yeah, well, it's just me.
00:33:33Sorry to disappoint me.
00:33:35I'm thrilled.
00:33:36I didn't think you'd make the trip.
00:33:37Are you kidding?
00:33:38Of course.
00:33:39I thought maybe without Todd.
00:33:42Oh, well.
00:33:44I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right?
00:33:47Uh, yeah.
00:33:49He's obsessed.
00:33:51Yeah.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:53Yeah.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:56Do you think you could, um, give me a ride to the diner?
00:34:01Um, sure.
00:34:03Uh, I owe you one.
00:34:07You made this?
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:11I'd like to see the rest of your work.
00:34:13Oh, I don't really show my art.
00:34:15Well, can it really be considered art if you don't show it to anybody?
00:34:18I mean, isn't that more like therapy or something?
00:34:22You're right.
00:34:25I'll think about it.
00:34:29I'm just going to have a plate for a little burger.
00:34:32Mmm.
00:34:32That sounds pretty good.
00:34:34Well, you know, I get around someone I can't...
00:34:37I mean, I'd like to impress.
00:34:39Like, Kim.
00:34:42And my brain just fills with trail mix, you know?
00:34:45I mean, I just can't do it.
00:34:46Oh, come on.
00:34:47Don't worry about Kim.
00:34:48You do fine.
00:34:50Yeah.
00:34:51I mean, it's different with you.
00:34:53You're...
00:34:56Anyway.
00:34:58Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:00Come on.
00:35:05Who's...
00:35:05Who's that?
00:35:06I'm not sure.
00:35:08Well, she seems sure.
00:35:10Faber?
00:35:11Vicky from the car the other night.
00:35:15Sure, sure.
00:35:16Um, Vicky, this is Kirsten.
00:35:18Kirsten's Vicky.
00:35:20Hi.
00:35:21Hi.
00:35:22Todd was hoping you'd still be here.
00:35:24Todd's here?
00:35:26Yeah, sorry.
00:35:27Uh, Vicky is Todd's tutor.
00:35:29I should have said that.
00:35:32Bye, guys.
00:35:37See you met Vicky.
00:35:39Yeah.
00:35:40Although I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd.
00:35:45Kirsten.
00:35:47Is it something I said?
00:35:48It's my fault.
00:35:49I'll be right back.
00:35:55Kirsten, look.
00:35:56There's nothing going on.
00:35:56She's just helping me in calculus.
00:35:58Well, then why lie to me?
00:35:59What?
00:36:00I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive?
00:36:03Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:06I don't know why I lied.
00:36:10Kirsten, come on.
00:36:11Just forget it.
00:36:12Kirsten.
00:36:12Kirsten.
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:57Look out!
00:36:59Look out!
00:37:00Yes!
00:37:10Is she pissed?
00:37:12And has she said anything?
00:37:13Um...
00:37:17No, not really.
00:37:18I mean, I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, but I think he's just...
00:37:23I love this!
00:37:24You gathered the wood, built the fire, climbed into the pot, and now, surprise, surprise,
00:37:30you're cooked!
00:37:31Hi, Paul!
00:37:33See you in class!
00:37:39Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours?
00:37:43Incoming.
00:37:49Go away.
00:37:50Go away.
00:37:51Go away.
00:37:53Oh, thank God.
00:37:55I hate goalie.
00:37:57I mean, Vicky's talented, she's smart, she's beautiful.
00:38:01So, Kirsten is, what, lower on the food chain?
00:38:04No.
00:38:05No.
00:38:08I don't know.
00:38:10Heads up.
00:38:12Shit.
00:38:13Good job!
00:38:17Nice stop, Pele.
00:38:20I'm a natural athlete.
00:38:22I can't seem to remember
00:38:24When you first began to start this shit
00:38:27And when I blew my mind, I find that in the end
00:38:30You're just a big old boy
00:38:32Who wish that she had gone
00:38:35You're just a little gun
00:38:37I don't wanna behave
00:38:39I don't want to name
00:38:41I don't wanna behave
00:38:43And I don't wanna live up to your standards
00:38:47I don't wanna behave
00:38:48Don't wanna behave
00:38:50Don't wanna behave
00:38:51Whoa!
00:38:58Has he said anything to you?
00:39:02Um, no, not really.
00:39:11I'm sure he said something to you, but you're just being loyal to your friend, which I understand.
00:39:16Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:22You're a sweetheart.
00:39:25Give me a hug.
00:39:26I don't think so.
00:39:28Look out!
00:39:32Sorry.
00:39:34Somebody want to get that?
00:39:41Where are you? Faber?
00:39:42This will come out with club soda.
00:39:45Mr. Todd Boomer?
00:39:47Nice to meet you.
00:39:48Nice to meet you. You're next.
00:39:50Uh, no, no.
00:39:51Oh, right.
00:39:53Not until the interviewer sits, or he invites you to sit.
00:39:57Right.
00:39:57You got it.
00:39:58I've looked over your application at Harvard, but what can you tell me about yourself that I'm not going to
00:40:04find on this piece of paper?
00:40:07Well, I value friendship.
00:40:08Mm-hmm.
00:40:09I value honesty.
00:40:11Mm-hmm.
00:40:12What about your, uh, what about your passions?
00:40:17Breasts.
00:40:18I really love breasts.
00:40:20It doesn't really matter the size.
00:40:21You just don't want to do this, is that right?
00:40:22Dad, I'm kidding.
00:40:23You don't want to do this?
00:40:23I'm kidding, relax.
00:40:25Dad, come on.
00:40:30What about your passions?
00:40:35Uh, drawing.
00:40:38I really love to draw.
00:40:41I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper, and, uh, I don't know, it sounds funny, but that's when
00:40:48I feel the most mean.
00:40:50And, you know, I feel really proud when I create something.
00:41:00That's great.
00:41:02That's great.
00:41:05All right, the boat is traveling a distance of 200 yards at 25 feet per second.
00:41:11What is the rate of change of the angle of deflection?
00:41:14Oh, Mr.
00:41:15No.
00:41:15No, no, no, no.
00:41:17Come on, come on, come on.
00:41:18Somebody new for a change.
00:41:20Boomer.
00:41:24The rate of change is 0.04 radians.
00:41:30Yes!
00:41:31Three-pointer at the buzzer.
00:41:33Recommendation's looking better.
00:41:35Everybody see that?
00:41:36Now, if the boat continues at 35...
00:41:44Hello?
00:41:46Vicki.
00:41:47Hi, it's Todd.
00:41:48Oh, hi, Todd.
00:41:49I was just thinking about you.
00:41:51You were?
00:41:54Uh, look, I had a really good time the other night.
00:41:57I mean, I mean, we got some really good work done.
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Oh, and did you, uh, work everything out with Kristen?
00:42:04Uh, Kristen?
00:42:05Uh, no, not really.
00:42:08Look, um, are we still on for tonight?
00:42:12Yeah, yeah, and, um, actually, I've been thinking about what you said about showing my art.
00:42:18And, uh, why don't you come over here?
00:42:24Really?
00:42:25Yeah, it's 12 Chatham Lane.
00:42:26How about 6?
00:42:27Uh, sure, great, great.
00:42:30Uh, I'll see you then.
00:42:31Okay, bye.
00:42:33Bye.
00:42:45But, Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago.
00:42:50It sounds drastic.
00:42:52I gotta go to Vicki's.
00:42:53I'm late, bye.
00:42:54No, wait!
00:42:56Todd is going to his tutor's, and I don't know why.
00:42:59Oh, see, she has to take care of her dog.
00:43:01It's having puppies, bye.
00:43:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:03Hey!
00:43:04What?
00:43:04Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation?
00:43:07It's not beyond the realm of possibility.
00:43:10Bye.
00:43:11It's not beyond the realm of possibility?
00:43:15He was wearing cologne.
00:43:39Well, you did all of this?
00:43:44Oh, I can't believe you go through all this effort, and you don't have shows.
00:43:49Nah, it's just for me.
00:43:51I mean, I'd love to show my work, but people might hate it or think I was crazy or something.
00:43:58I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:02Well, my husband certainly does.
00:44:08You two don't get along, do you?
00:44:13Well, let's put it this way.
00:44:17What have you spent, about a minute in here with me?
00:44:20Yeah.
00:44:22That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent.
00:44:28Where do you stay?
00:44:33That's a good question.
00:44:37Could we not talk about this?
00:44:40Okay.
00:44:42You know, you should think about it, though.
00:44:45Yeah.
00:44:48Well, anyway.
00:44:52Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:03Here, a present.
00:45:06A present?
00:45:07For me?
00:45:09Why?
00:45:11For letting me help you.
00:45:14Shouldn't I be giving you the present?
00:45:16Come on, open it.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:20It's Pony D.
00:45:22Did you make this?
00:45:24Uh-huh.
00:45:27Wow.
00:45:29This is amazing.
00:45:38Todd.
00:45:42Of course not.
00:45:45So, Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard?
00:45:49I mean, I thought you told me your passion was drawing.
00:45:52Most people wish they had something they could get excited about.
00:45:57I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:02Look who's talking.
00:46:07Touché.
00:46:09Oh.
00:46:13Oh, so you're going to play like that now, are you?
00:46:15No, you're not.
00:46:17Mm-hmm.
00:46:17No, you're not.
00:46:18Oh, you did.
00:46:20Oh.
00:46:21Oh.
00:46:22Dog.
00:46:24Hey, I got an idea.
00:46:26Okay, stay set up.
00:46:28What are you doing?
00:46:29What are you doing?
00:46:30I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D.
00:46:33Oh, man.
00:46:35Okay.
00:46:36Now bark.
00:46:40Bark?
00:46:42Bark.
00:46:45No.
00:46:46Come on, a big, deep bark.
00:47:04Come on.
00:47:17Could you turn off that light?
00:47:21Okay.
00:47:33Is this happening?
00:47:41Is this happening?
00:48:09Is this happening?
00:48:44Is this happening?
00:49:06Is this happening?
00:49:14Is this happening?
00:49:14Is this happening?
00:49:23Is this happening?
00:49:56Is this happening?
00:50:13Is this happening?
00:50:41Is this happening?
00:50:45Is this happening?
00:50:45Is this happening?
00:50:54Is it happening?
00:50:56Is it?
00:50:56Is it?
00:51:07Is it?
00:51:36Kirsten.
00:51:38Hey. Hey, wake up.
00:51:43Shit. Oh, I have to call my mom. She's going to be insane.
00:51:47I'm sorry. I should have woken you up last night.
00:51:51Oh, no, no. No, it's okay. I'm glad you didn't. She'll get over it.
00:51:57What are you doing?
00:52:00Morning breath.
00:52:02I know. Me too. I gotta go.
00:52:08Morning breath.
00:52:13Morning breath.
00:52:19Whenever I'm confused, wanna sit it out.
00:52:22Shot to see it. You spit the pot right out.
00:52:26Now, is that enough?
00:52:29Whenever I'm confused, wanna sit it out.
00:52:33Shot to see it. You spit the pot right out.
00:52:36Is that enough?
00:52:47What am I supposed to say?
00:52:58Hey. Mind if I join you?
00:53:04Kirsten, what's wrong?
00:53:06Todd, don't even start.
00:53:09Wait, let's talk about this.
00:53:10What? You figure you're just gonna let me blow in the breeze, and if I blew away, well, then good.
00:53:13You won't have to deal with me anymore. Is that it?
00:53:15I don't know what you're so upset about.
00:53:16Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me.
00:53:21Oh, my God.
00:53:26Oh.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:27Oh.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28You're good.
00:53:30You're good.
00:53:30What am I supposed to do in there?
00:53:32I'm just gonna know what I do.
00:53:34I'm just gonna know what I do.
00:53:36You're good.
00:53:37Ha ha ha.
00:53:37Ha ha ha.
00:53:38Ha ha ha.
00:53:49You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:53:51I didn't tell her.
00:53:52Then how did she know?
00:53:54You told her.
00:53:56What is that supposed to mean?
00:53:58Huh?
00:54:02She was in my room when you came by last night.
00:54:07What?
00:54:08Why didn't you tell me?
00:54:13What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:54:14I didn't snake her.
00:54:15Nothing has happened yet.
00:54:17Yet?
00:54:18Yet?
00:54:20What's that supposed to mean?
00:54:21Nice ethics.
00:54:22Nice friend.
00:54:23Hey, you blew her off for some fantasy, and you didn't even have the decency to tell her.
00:54:28I didn't know it was over.
00:54:30I didn't know what's gonna happen between me and Vicky.
00:54:31I didn't even know that.
00:54:35What the hell is going on here?
00:54:38You girls want to fight.
00:54:39Take it outside.
00:54:41You can make yourselves useful.
00:54:42My car's parked out front in the tow way.
00:54:44Keep an eye on it.
00:54:45All right?
00:54:46I'll be right back.
00:54:47Sir.
00:54:54Since when do you start pushing people in the halls?
00:54:56When did you forget who your best friend is?
00:54:58I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics.
00:55:01Oh, my God.
00:55:02What?
00:55:04Oh, my God.
00:55:05Oh, my God.
00:55:06That's Vicky's car.
00:55:09Oh, my God.
00:55:11Oh, my God.
00:55:13Oh, my God.
00:55:13This is...
00:55:15This is...
00:55:16This is...
00:55:18This is a 66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen.
00:55:20Don't touch.
00:55:22Nice car, sir.
00:55:23She's a beauty.
00:55:25Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:55:26I'm not feeling lucky today.
00:55:28Check these babies out.
00:55:29Voo-hoo.
00:55:31Yeah, I'm gonna catch me some dinner at the reservoir.
00:55:34Lord Dark.
00:55:35See you tomorrow, boys.
00:55:43Can you sit down?
00:55:54I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now.
00:56:22You shouldn't just show up, you know.
00:56:24What if he was here?
00:56:26He's not here.
00:56:31No.
00:56:32Mrs. Mueller.
00:56:36Todd.
00:56:37How could you not tell me?
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:45Didn't seem to matter at first.
00:56:48Vicky.
00:56:49What are we gonna do?
00:56:54I can't be with you.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:12How could you marry...
00:57:15Mueller?
00:57:17God.
00:57:20What is not funny?
00:57:27He wasn't always like that.
00:57:36I should probably go.
00:57:51I guess it had to end sometime, right?
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:58You better go now.
00:58:18Vicky!
00:58:19Vicky.
00:58:19Vicky!
00:58:20Jay!
00:58:20Vicky!
00:58:20Vicky?
00:58:21W orgies!
00:58:25Vicky?
00:58:29who's it it's roy roy mr muller
00:58:40get behind the shelves
00:58:48hey quit working on that crap for a minute look look what i got
00:59:01dinner i'll just clean this up for the utility's sake
00:59:05meanwhile i'm not really that hungry you're not hungry well i'm starved for heat yours later
00:59:12boy i'm telling you this bait was incredible i could have cleaned out the entire reservoir
00:59:19oh yeah
00:59:24and mr shirmer the uh earth science yahoo at school gave me these things called dobson flies
00:59:31sounds great yeah they start off as these arguments
00:59:36christ woman watch yourself drinking no i just lost my balance
00:59:46yeah okay tell you what why don't i grill these that way i don't have to worry about you screwing
00:59:53them up
01:00:00oh one other thing yeah there's a kid in my calculus class todd boomer
01:00:08yeah i'm gonna write him a recommendation but my printer's screwed up where's your old typewriter
01:00:12uh i'll be in in a second and help you find it
01:00:20hurry
01:00:33i think i will call next time
01:00:44uh
01:00:46uh
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01:01:24Good night.
01:01:26Oh, good night, Dad.
01:01:30You seem pretty miserable tonight.
01:01:32You all right?
01:01:33Yeah.
01:01:35What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow?
01:01:37Forget about it.
01:01:39You are going to be great.
01:01:41Great.
01:01:42Great.
01:01:43Great.
01:01:44Actually, that's the least of my worries.
01:01:46Yeah?
01:01:48Want to talk about it?
01:01:50I wouldn't know where to begin.
01:01:51Come on, give me a try.
01:01:53That's what I'm here for.
01:01:54Hit it.
01:01:56Okay.
01:01:59I slept with someone's wife,
01:02:00and now I'm afraid you might find me and kill me.
01:02:04I thought you said you had a problem.
01:02:10Yanking my chain, aren't you?
01:02:12Oh, Dad.
01:02:13Of course I am.
01:02:14Of course.
01:02:17I'll see you.
01:02:18Dad.
01:02:22Um, remember when I told you that I value friendship and honesty?
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:33I meant that.
01:02:38Well, um, you've screwed up before, right?
01:02:46No.
01:02:47I never have.
01:02:48No.
01:02:49I mean it.
01:02:52Yeah, once or twice.
01:02:57Well, all I can tell you is, at the end of the day, it's, uh, just you.
01:03:04So I would, uh, face up to it.
01:03:07Whatever it is.
01:03:09Because I guarantee you, the longer you wait, the worse it gets.
01:03:14Does that help?
01:03:17Does that help?
01:03:17Yeah.
01:03:18It does.
01:03:19Thanks, Dad.
01:03:23You're gonna kill him.
01:03:24You're gonna murder him.
01:03:26You're gonna massacre him.
01:03:3010,000 men of Harvard was retrieved.
01:03:37Your transcript and scores.
01:03:40Well, um, everything appears to be in order, Todd.
01:03:45Um, good grades, good SATs, some interesting activities.
01:03:52I'll tell you, I-I am a bit hazy on one point.
01:03:56Yes, sir?
01:03:59It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife.
01:04:03Is that right?
01:04:05Mm.
01:04:18Mr. Boomer.
01:04:20Oh, Mr. Mueller.
01:04:22Scared me there.
01:04:23Big day today, huh?
01:04:25Harvard interview?
01:04:27Oh, uh, yes, sir.
01:04:30I wanted to catch you before class.
01:04:32Did you have something you want to tell me?
01:04:35What is that, sir?
01:04:38Found this at my house last night.
01:04:40Uh, the idea is how it got there.
01:04:42Uh, you and my wife.
01:04:46Uh, well, you see, um...
01:04:48And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on it.
01:04:54Okay, it was a mistake.
01:04:57I'm really sorry.
01:04:58I made a mistake.
01:04:59No, no.
01:05:00Boomer, you made two mistakes.
01:05:02Sir?
01:05:03A 98.
01:05:05I can't believe you actually thought you could get tutored by my wife, and I wouldn't find out.
01:05:10Yeah, that was pretty silly.
01:05:12I mean...
01:05:13I'm...
01:05:14Frankly, I'm glad to know where she's been.
01:05:18Anyway, look.
01:05:20I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own.
01:05:22It's okay to get a little help on the side.
01:05:25It shows initiative.
01:05:27I'm impressed, Boomer.
01:05:29Well, uh, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:05:33In fact,
01:05:34I decided to write that recommendation for you.
01:05:42Thank you so much, sir.
01:05:44Don't tank on the final.
01:05:46Absolutely not.
01:05:48Hey.
01:05:50She's good, isn't she?
01:05:52My wife.
01:05:56She's the best, sir.
01:06:01Yeah.
01:06:02Yeah.
01:06:29Oh, thanks, man.
01:06:33Hi.
01:06:35Hi.
01:06:36Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene?
01:06:40Well, not everyone.
01:06:43No.
01:06:44I'm a fearless man.
01:06:49I, uh,
01:06:51I wanted to speak with you
01:06:53after the other night.
01:06:55Yeah.
01:06:56I really appreciate you being there for me.
01:07:01Well,
01:07:04I thought we should talk about
01:07:07us.
01:07:09Is there an us?
01:07:13Well,
01:07:14I'd like there to be.
01:07:21Shall we us?
01:07:29Faber,
01:07:31you know I think you're the greatest.
01:07:34You know,
01:07:35if I was gonna us with anyone,
01:07:37it would be you.
01:07:40But I really need some time alone,
01:07:43you know,
01:07:43for a while.
01:07:45Just for now.
01:07:48Hey,
01:07:50it would kill me to lose you as a friend.
01:07:56Never happened.
01:08:01Hey.
01:08:09Mr. Bodine,
01:08:10your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna.
01:08:14And Ms. O'Brien.
01:08:16Two words describe your semester.
01:08:18Wanna guess?
01:08:20Brain dead.
01:08:23People,
01:08:24let me make something clear.
01:08:27I'm not happy
01:08:28when you're having trouble.
01:08:30It pains me.
01:08:32It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time.
01:08:35So,
01:08:37why do I come down and you so hard?
01:08:40Because
01:08:41fear
01:08:42motivates.
01:08:45Case in point,
01:08:46Mr. Boomer here.
01:08:47Six weeks ago,
01:08:48he was flushing a near-perfect high school record.
01:08:51I rattled his cage.
01:08:53Now look at him.
01:08:54Second highest grade this quiz.
01:08:56Poised to go to the school of his choice.
01:08:59So,
01:08:59if I tick you off,
01:09:01good.
01:09:02Great.
01:09:04Use that.
01:09:06Prove that I'm wrong.
01:09:07Make me eat my words.
01:09:09Work harder.
01:09:10We'll both be happy.
01:09:34Mr. Mueller.
01:09:37Todd.
01:09:39I appreciate what you said about me in class today.
01:09:42Oh, don't let it go to your head.
01:09:46The point is that, uh,
01:09:48I really don't agree with the way you treat your students.
01:09:52That's your prerogative?
01:09:55People don't deserve to be treated that way.
01:09:58Your wife taught me that.
01:10:06Todd, Vicki
01:10:07may be good with math,
01:10:09but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her.
01:10:26You slept with her,
01:10:29didn't you?
01:10:33Sir?
01:10:34Vicki.
01:10:35Vicki.
01:10:35You slept with her.
01:10:45Yes.
01:10:51Yes.
01:11:04Oh.
01:11:05Oh.
01:11:25Hi, this is Vicki.
01:11:26No.
01:11:30Vicki, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:11:32Vicki, I told him.
01:11:33I didn't mean to, but it just came out.
01:11:34I told him I'm sorry, Vicki.
01:11:36He's on his way over there right now.
01:11:37If you can hear this, if you get this message, get the hell out of there.
01:11:39Please, right now, get out.
01:12:06Hi, honey. I'm home.
01:12:11Rough day at the office?
01:12:14Oh, same old, same old.
01:12:17Some kid slept with my wife.
01:12:27I'm sorry.
01:12:29Oh, you're sorry?
01:12:31I'm sorry.
01:12:33I...
01:12:34One of my students, Vicki!
01:12:36No, you ruined it, man.
01:12:39How are you trying to ruin my career?
01:12:41Royce, stop it!
01:12:42Stop it!
01:12:48Enough.
01:12:51Uh-oh.
01:12:52Look who's here.
01:12:54Uh, Mary Poppins.
01:12:58Mary, you fucked up.
01:13:01Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:13:03It's bad luck.
01:13:05Very bad luck.
01:13:07Okay, just relax, Mr. Miller, okay?
01:13:09Just relax.
01:13:10Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy.
01:13:13Between me, too.
01:13:14Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Boomer?
01:13:20I thought I had you all figured out.
01:13:22You didn't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else.
01:13:26But you're gifted.
01:13:28Mm, you're a genius.
01:13:30Tutoring was just the tip of it.
01:13:32You improved your scores and scored with my wife.
01:13:36All without me knowing it.
01:13:37And then I write you that recommendation for Harvard.
01:13:41Ha-ha!
01:13:42That...
01:13:43That's genius!
01:13:46Yeah, you're...
01:13:47You're a wizard.
01:13:49You're a mastermind.
01:13:52You must be very proud.
01:13:58Shake my hand.
01:14:01Roy.
01:14:02Shut up.
01:14:06We won't put this behind us.
01:14:23I'm sorry.
01:14:26Is he gone?
01:14:28Yeah.
01:14:30You were really brave back there.
01:14:32Yeah.
01:14:33Yeah.
01:14:35I thought your choice in weapons was a little weak.
01:14:39Well, you know, if he would, uh, spit at us...
01:14:49I'm sorry.
01:14:50No.
01:14:53I'm actually grateful.
01:14:57I should have gotten out of this a long time ago.
01:15:01What are you gonna do now?
01:15:04Well...
01:15:07I think I'm gonna try New York.
01:15:10Try this...
01:15:12art thing.
01:15:21Yeah.
01:15:22I miss you.
01:15:42Here.
01:15:44Souvenir.
01:15:45What's this?
01:15:46Your Harvard recommendation.
01:15:59What time is it?
01:16:01I don't know.
01:16:01Around three.
01:16:03My interview's at four.
01:16:08Bye.
01:16:15I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:18Good luck.
01:16:20Good luck.
01:16:23I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:26I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:26I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:33I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:39I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:40I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:40I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:41I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:41I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:42I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:43I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:43I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:44I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:45I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:46I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:47I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:48I'll come visit you in New York.
01:16:50Sir. Todd Boomer.
01:16:55Got a present.
01:16:58Okay. Need a minute?
01:17:01No, no, no. I'm fine.
01:17:04Okay. Come on in.
01:17:08Calculus teacher.
01:17:14Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day.
01:17:18No, I'm fine, really.
01:17:19Oh.
01:17:21Please.
01:17:24Well, I've gone over your stats, and everything looks okay.
01:17:33But I'll be honest.
01:17:36You're not a typical Harvard candidate.
01:17:41I don't see you making the top five of your class.
01:17:45Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident, no.
01:17:55Todd, let me ask you something.
01:17:59Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:18:03Um, I guess my dad and I have always had a plan that way, you know?
01:18:07He looks up to the students here as something special.
01:18:13What I'm getting at is why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:18:26Look, um, I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life.
01:18:34And now that I'm here...
01:18:38Look, I know Harvard is a great school.
01:18:41I mean, it's the greatest, right?
01:18:46But, um...
01:18:49I'm really not quite so sure it's for me.
01:19:09Okay, I'm ready.
01:19:10Okay, now just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right?
01:19:14Mm-hmm.
01:19:14Firm handshake, so...
01:19:15Okay, okay, Dad, thanks, I know.
01:19:52Yeah.
01:19:56Hey, how'd it go, buddy?
01:19:59Hello?
01:20:03Oh, my God, what happened to you?
01:20:06I got punched.
01:20:08Hang on, Ellen.
01:20:08Todd got punched at his Harvard interview.
01:20:11I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom.
01:20:13No, wait, that's wrong.
01:20:15Hang on.
01:20:16I need to talk to you for a second.
01:20:21It's, uh, pretty important.
01:20:29You said it was important.
01:20:34I don't really know how to tell you guys this.
01:20:39You don't want to go to Harvard, do you?
01:20:44No.
01:20:46No.
01:20:46I was, uh, thinking about applying to an art school.
01:20:55Oh, I'll...
01:20:57I should let you two discuss this.
01:21:03Can I, can I ask you a question?
01:21:06It's, um...
01:21:07Why didn't you tell me about this before?
01:21:09Why didn't you tell me, why didn't you tell me last night?
01:21:13I don't think I really knew until today.
01:21:17You're upset.
01:21:19Yeah.
01:21:20I am.
01:21:21I am upset.
01:21:23A little.
01:21:32It's your decision.
01:21:44Good, good, good, good.
01:21:46Oh.
01:21:47Okay.
01:21:47You're doing very poorly.
01:21:49But, you know, this game was much more boring before they put the, uh, flippers in.
01:21:57Oh, wait.
01:21:58Yes.
01:21:59Yes.
01:22:00Here we go.
01:22:02All right.
01:22:02Bye.
01:22:03Oh, be right back.
01:22:04Where are you going?
01:22:04Be right back.
01:22:05Tell me a favor.
01:22:05Come on.
01:22:06I'm on the streets here.
01:22:08Okay.
01:22:08What's going on?
01:22:13Jesus, what happened to you?
01:22:18Didn't you really do that?
01:22:19Yeah, it's a long story.
01:22:21It's going to take a major pancake marathon to be told properly.
01:22:25I'll buy.
01:22:26Yes.
01:22:27All right.
01:22:31You need to talk to Kirsten.
01:22:33Yeah.
01:22:34Yeah.
01:22:36All right, well, I'm going to go build something with toothpicks.
01:22:43Thanks, man.
01:22:43You're the best.
01:22:52So how did you know I was here?
01:22:53Uh, diner night.
01:22:56Oh, of course.
01:23:00So I made a decision.
01:23:03Yeah?
01:23:06I'm not going to Harvard.
01:23:10Really?
01:23:13It's a breakthrough.
01:23:16I figured that art school would be better for me, you know?
01:23:21Yeah, I think you're right.
01:23:27That's, uh, not what I wanted to talk to you about, though.
01:23:39I guess what I wanted to say was that, uh, I'm really sorry.
01:23:45I know I hurt you, and I never meant to do that.
01:23:51But I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write me off as a friend.
01:24:05Never happened.
01:24:06I know.
01:24:08I don't know.
01:24:08I don't know.
01:24:09Mm-hmm.
01:24:26Oh, my God.
01:24:34So...
01:24:37you know i'm really gonna miss this spot when we're off at school yeah me too
01:24:42i wonder where we'll be in 10 years well you will be working on your second hundred million on
01:24:50interactive 3d smell-o-vision computer games the shed will be totally decked out with
01:24:58jacuzzi and a water slide okay and me
01:25:03okay the place new york the event the book signing of your first wildly successful collection of
01:25:13poetry wildly successful i like that what about me do you want fries with your order today sir
01:25:30okay 2008 we all meet back here and compare notes please
01:25:36never happened
01:25:37guys come on work
01:25:39welcome to
01:25:45you
01:25:46you
01:25:46you