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00:00Mumultuhin kayo ng corona kung sa mahirit ninyo ay hindi sila mahahalina.
00:06Our dear Horados, OPM Showbiz Royalty, Binibining Curva, Miss Kareel.
00:11Yeah, best actress.
00:13Kapuso actor Ralph Miyako.
00:18And Binibining on Point, Nicole Cordoles.
00:23Oh, ganda.
00:24Hello. Hello, Daniels.
00:25And so far, sa tingin nyo, mukhang magagaling ba itong mong dalawang nakapasok?
00:30Yes, parang exciting ang labanan natin today.
00:33Iba-ibang flavors ang papakita nila today.
00:37Yeah, Ralph.
00:38Ganda niyo po both and good luck to the both of you po.
00:41Yes, at the cake.
00:42Yes, nung narinig ko pa lang yung friendster, tabihag na niya ang puso ko.
00:47Nakapuhay ka niya.
00:47Nakarelate.
00:49May napuhay sa heart ko.
00:51Yeah, thank you, Rallos.
00:53Good luck sa inyo.
00:53I-serve ang napaka-nakakapanindig balahibang answer para winner nito sa...
00:59With Lungs!
01:04Simulan natin yung candidate number three, Pura Luca Vega.
01:09Oh.
01:10Ganda.
01:10Ikutin niya to.
01:11Sige nga, patingin nga ng...
01:13Oh.
01:13Ay, sorry.
01:14Sorry, sorry.
01:14Oh.
01:15Iyon.
01:16Ayusin natin yung kapa niya.
01:18Nakaka-ano.
01:19Yan.
01:20Parang bala.
01:21Parang ang gown mo, no?
01:22Black and yellow.
01:23Black and yellow.
01:24Black and yellow.
01:25Matching kayo, kuis.
01:27Yes.
01:27Ay, ano sabi mo?
01:28May sinasabi o.
01:30Ano sabi mo?
01:30Okay na sana yung pareho kayo.
01:31Yung matching kayo.
01:32Hindi!
01:33Matching...
01:34Madi-en ko na ito.
01:35Tara, parang...
01:36Matching kayo.
01:37Parang pasimple yung tira mo sa akin.
01:39Matching-matching.
01:40Matching-matching.
01:41Ito naman.
01:43Joke lang, joke lang.
01:44Tara, yung may pasuman sa harap.
01:47Pura, Luca Vega 36.
01:50Ayan.
01:50Sa mga pageant, talagang sumasali ka rin talaga.
01:53Not as frequently as I would like.
01:55Oh.
01:56Mga ilang pageants lang po yung nasalihan mo.
01:58Yung mga pageants na sinasalihan ko is more on the drag, but not more yung sa parang baranggayan.
02:03Wala pa may.
02:04Ah, wala pa.
02:05Okay.
02:06Good luck sa'yo, Pura.
02:08Kapaginan natin.
02:09Oh, eto na.
02:10Napakagwapong opa, kapoging escort, Ryan Paso.
02:14Preso.
02:15Grabe.
02:16Ibang kanta yung inabangan niyo eh.
02:18Bakal ako bang-bang-bang.
02:19Bang-bang.
02:21Fresh pala.
02:22Kumain ulit ako kagabi sa Paldo.
02:24Ay.
02:25Baka sarap.
02:25Thank you, Kuya Joe.
02:27Anytime.
02:27Oh, invite mo yung mga madlang people.
02:29Madlang people, invite ko kayo.
02:31Punta kayo.
02:32Saan?
02:33Saan?
02:33Sa Paldo.
02:34Sa Korean restaurant.
02:36Saan ba yung?
02:37Anong brunch ba yan?
02:38Sa Quindon City.
02:38Scout Street, Scout Santiago.
02:40Ano yung isa pa?
02:41Sa podium.
02:43Oh.
02:44Pang-date po yan.
02:45Affordable.
02:46Bakalimutan mo mag-promote kasi nag-isip ka ng joke.
02:49Oo.
02:50Nakafocus eh.
02:51Nakafocus eh.
02:52Alam niyo kahapon, ang dami artista nakita ko.
02:55Oo.
02:56Nakita ko si Miss Catherine Bernardo.
02:59Yes.
02:59Anong doon?
03:00Alam niyo ba?
03:01Oo.
03:02Anong tawak?
03:04Doon pala mapunta yun?
03:06Yan ang joke ko.
03:07Okay.
03:08Anong tawak sa hairstyle ni Catherine Bernardo?
03:15Hairstyle?
03:16Anong tawak sa hair ni Catherine Bernardo?
03:20Sa hair.
03:22Ni Catherine.
03:24Hair.
03:26Barber's cut?
03:27Hindi.
03:29Ah?
03:29Ah.
03:31Short haircut?
03:33Bob cut?
03:36Lahat ng joke ko sinabi mo na.
03:41Yun yun yun yun yun yung sagos?
03:43Ano ba?
03:44Ano?
03:44Ano?
03:45Ano sinabi mo na?
03:46O ulit.
03:48Ay, anong mo ba ano?
03:49Pakatapos nang sinabi mo, punch na haircut.
03:51Lahat ng cut sinabi mo.
03:53Okay.
03:53Yan ang joke ko.
03:55Hair ni Catherine Bernardo na haircut?
03:58Ang dalil-dalil na ba?
03:59Kahit madalang people, alam na alam, di ba?
04:01Oh.
04:02Ay, madali pala yun yun.
04:03Ay, alam nila.
04:04Hindi nila alam kasi kinausap ko na sila.
04:06Kung niyari, ito ang...
04:08Ito, may isa pa.
04:09Ah, sige.
04:09May isa pa.
04:10Ano naman tawa?
04:12Naghababa po ng ano niyo eh.
04:14Ano nang taste na kahapon?
04:15Oh.
04:16Tapos, nakita ko si Catherine Bernardo.
04:19Binibildo ko.
04:20Binibildo ko.
04:21Oh.
04:22Tapos sabi mo lang ano.
04:24Hindi haircut, nakakatawa.
04:25Iba-iba, yung mata, yung mahira.
04:27Oh, yung bago, yung bago sa...
04:29Gusto mo bago?
04:30Oh, sige.
04:30Anong tawa?
04:32Oh.
04:35Anong sinatawa?
04:36Nakalimutan na.
04:38Dumaan.
04:39Yan yung tatulong kalapate.
04:40Inahayakan ko muna.
04:41Okay, sige, sige.
04:42Anong sinasabi ng dugo?
04:45Dugo.
04:46Dugo.
04:47Oh.
04:48Dugo.
04:49Oh, dugo.
04:49Anong sinasabi ng dugo sa kapuwang dugo?
04:54Ah.
04:56Typekit ha.
04:57Ay!
04:59Hindi.
05:00Hindi?
05:00Hindi.
05:01Masyado ano, hindi...
05:03Masyado madali.
05:04Anong sinabi ng dugo sa kabilang dugo?
05:07Ah, ano po na.
05:08Ano?
05:08Ano, ano, ano?
05:09Sabi mo.
05:10Ano?
05:10Go, go, go.
05:12Ano?
05:12Ano ako yan.
05:13Ano?
05:13Hi, Vlad.
05:14Ah!
05:15Oh, hindi!
05:16Hindi!
05:17Mali!
05:17Mali!
05:18Mali!
05:19Awaw!
05:19Awag kayibigyan kita.
05:20Anong sinabi ng dugo sa kapuwang dugo?
05:22Hi, Vlad?
05:23Hindi.
05:23Hindi yun.
05:24Ano?
05:24Hindi.
05:25Ano?
05:26Low, Vlad!
05:28Low, Vlad!
05:29Low, Vlad!
05:30Low, gumasta ka na!
05:32Unod ka na!
05:34May isa pang joke, Jesus ko!
05:36Boo!
05:37Maganda, maganda!
05:39Habang-habang nagtatanong kami, mag-ano, google ka na dyan.
05:43Okay.
05:45Luca?
05:45Yes, pa.
05:46Ito ang tanong.
05:50Dapat ka bang tikitan ng LTO kung walang preno ang bibig mo?
05:58Dapat ka bang tikitan ng LTO kung walang preno ang bibig mo?
06:04Sagot.
06:05Thank you so much for your wonderful question.
06:08I believe that hindi dapat ako tikitan ng LTO kung dahil kapag walang preno ang bibig ko dahil hindi ako
06:15sasakyan.
06:16Pangalawa, we have a freedom of speech.
06:18We need to protect it.
06:20We need to not censor our thoughts, our beliefs, our understanding of the world.
06:24Kaya naman dapat walang tikitan.
06:26Kung bagus, dapat let's encourage everyone to speak their mind.
06:30And I thank you!
06:35Maraming maraming salamat, candidate number three.
06:39Tawagin naman natin ngayon si candidate number one, Leoki Enokuma Galasias.
06:45Ah, grabe, dilaw na dilaw.
06:48Hinug ka na ba?
06:49Oo, oo, oo.
06:50It's last.
06:51I love it.
06:53Tingganda.
06:54Ay, pagka ito, ang sarap pagkombento, no?
06:56Suman tsaka manga.
06:58Oo.
06:58Tapos may gata.
06:59Oo.
07:01Mango sticky rice.
07:03Yes.
07:03Sa kailan, di ba? Masarap yun.
07:06Kung isa kang pabango, anong pa mapabango mo ngayon?
07:09Ang gamit ko ngayon, Jomaloon, Peony and Blast.
07:12Oo, Peony.
07:13Ah, tatlo?
07:14Tatlo gamit mo?
07:15Hindi, yun yung scent.
07:17Ayun yung scent.
07:18Scent, yun yung Peony and Blast.
07:19Oo, sa tingin mo, mapuputuwa ang mga ang Jomaloon sa'yo.
07:25Okay.
07:26Ready ka na ba?
07:27Ready na.
07:28Leoki?
07:28Yes.
07:29Dahil ready ka na.
07:31Opa, rhyme ba?
07:32Pasok!
07:32Bakit, bakit, bakit ako, bakit ako eh, to?
07:35Bakit na iiiba?
07:37Huh?
07:37Ay, ang gustoan ang badlang people.
07:40Isa pa!
07:40Maganda yun, kasi kahit uwan na si Ayo, tsaka si Jackie, nasaasayun.
07:44Oo, yes!
07:46Isa pa!
07:46Isa pa!
07:47Okay.
07:48Let's go, we're out.
07:49Isa pa!
07:50Isa pa!
07:51Go!
07:52I singgatso!
07:54Samallamig, samallamig.
07:59Samallamig, samallamig.
08:00Samallamig, samallamig.
08:00Alig, alig, alig!
08:01Alig, alig, alig, alig ito.
08:02Alig, alig, alig, alig ito.
08:03Bakit ganun?
08:04Papadzak?
08:05Para kami natapakan.
08:08Parang napulikat ako.
08:10Ay, nakalimutan ko!
08:12Oh my God!
08:16Do you know what?
08:17What?
08:19What job do Thor,
08:21Thor.
08:23He is a carpenter.
08:24Oh it's a discount because I said,
08:26I will steal my punchline.
08:28It's an all time.
08:30Oh no!
08:32Thor!
08:32Oh no!
08:34Do you know what?
08:35What's the name of a princess
08:38that could show you to sing?
08:40What?
08:43Princess M.
08:48Princess M.
08:52Princess M.
08:55Love you, Ryan.
08:57Princess M.
09:00Thank you, Ryan.
09:02Okay. Lucky. Ang tanong.
09:04Sa sayawan,
09:06harsh ba kapag sinabihan mo
09:08si Pinocchio na matigas ang katawan niya?
09:11Sa sayawan,
09:13ang harsh ba kapag sinabihan mo
09:15si Pinocchio na matigas ang katawan niya?
09:17Sagot.
09:17I believe oo, harsh yun.
09:19Kasi nyo alam naman natin kung saan gawa si Pinocchio.
09:22Gawa si Pinocchio sa kahoy.
09:24Pero meron siyang puso
09:26na binigay sa kanya.
09:28Syempre masasaktan siya.
09:29Kahit naman ikaw sabihan ka na matigas sa katawan mo,
09:32masasaktan ka rin, di ba?
09:34Ang sinasabi natin sa ating bibig.
09:37Unaan mo na natin isipin
09:38at puso natin,
09:40kung tama ba ako nakakasakit tayo sa kapwa natin.
09:43Dahil naniniwala ako
09:44ang salitang binigay mo
09:46at dilabas sa mga nga mo
09:47habang buhay tatatak sa utak at puso ng taong minasa mo.
09:51And I, thank you!
09:53Yes! Thank you, Canon number one.
09:55Alamin naman natin ang kumento ng ating mga jurados.
09:57Simulan natin kay Jurado Karel.
09:59What's up, my love people?
10:01Puro luka. Grabe yung sinabi mong drag is fantasy.
10:04Parang naalala ko yung club mo, days ko.
10:07Maganda yung sagot mo.
10:08Straightforward.
10:09Naghanap ako ng wow na binigay mo ng first round.
10:12But good job. Congrats.
10:14Maraming saramat, Jurado Karel.
10:16Pakinggan naman natin ngayon ang masasabi ni Jurado, Ralph Miyako.
10:20What's up, madlang people?
10:22Okay na okay ako sa sagot mo.
10:25Super na damdam ko yung sinabi mo na may puso tayo lahat.
10:29At pakiramdaman natin yung mga sinasabi natin.
10:31And very good ka dun.
10:32Kaya nang halo-halo mo yung sagot mo, parang pabango mo, natawid mo naman siya.
10:37Congrats sa'yo. Thank you.
10:39Thank you, Ralph.
10:40Miko?
10:41Hello madlang people.
10:43And hello ladies.
10:44Pura luka Vega.
10:46Our very political queen.
10:47You always get your point across without saying so much.
10:50Para natutumpak mo siya kaagad.
10:52Pero hinahanap ko this time yung laro.
10:54Kasi I know your brand of comedy na very sarcastic and nonchalant.
10:58And if you were able to showcase that and put that front and center in Miss Q&A,
11:02you can really showcase your unique kind of wit and humor here.
11:06And the Leoki naman, I love yung ano mong contrast between kahoy at puso.
11:11At gusto ko yung pa-alala mo.
11:12Naisipin mo naman kung makakasakit ka ng damdamin na ibang tao.
11:15Dahil yun ang nagukulang ngayon sa butang ito.
11:17And I thank you.
11:18Yes!
11:19Thank you, Ralph and Nicole.
11:21Kaya yung talaga talagang sumata.
11:25Our Miss Q&A, Renata Nakara of the Day is...
11:28Blue!
11:32Cardinal number one, Leoki Inokuma.
11:35Goddashas!
11:36Congratulations!
11:45When you look forward to
11:48You in this interview,
11:49Let's spend the game in 1 in 2 minutes.
11:55Project for Huffle time.
11:56You

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