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00:00A guy told my friend he wanted a traditional relationship, very traditional.
00:04He had a roommate named Dustin and no plates.
00:07She goes, so you're the provider?
00:09He goes, I provide safety.
00:11She goes, from what?
00:13He goes, other men.
00:17Dustin is right there eating cereal.
00:19She goes, what about money?
00:21He goes, I don't want a woman who's obsessed with money.
00:24She goes, you owe Dustin rent?

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