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Filmde, erkeklerinin üreme yeteneğini kaybetmesi nedeniyle soyları tükenme tehlikesiyle karşı karşıya kalan Marslı kadınlar, nesillerinin devamını sağlamak için dünyalı sıradan bir adam olan Fehmi’yi uzay gemilerine kaçırır. Uzayda canı sıkılan Fehmi’nin yediği kuru fasulye yüzünden çıkardığı gaz gemide tehlikeli bir kimyasal alarm verilmesine yol açarken, Fehmi'nin kazara Dünya’ya geri dönmesi de küresel çapta bir askeri kriz ve alarm durumunu tetikler.
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10:02What is he saying, what is he saying?
10:04Nothing.
10:05Oh, really?
10:07Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
10:09There is no solution.
10:11Nashe, what is this?
10:12No, no, nothing.
10:14Why did you hide it from me, Nashe?
10:16I didn't want you to say that.
10:27Don't do that, I'll pay.
10:29I'll get paid tomorrow.
10:30I'll pay for everything.
10:32I will pay every last penny.
10:34Don't do that, don't come near me. Butcher, don't come near me.
10:36Mr. Greengrocer, don't come.
10:38Look, I'm getting a raise soon.
10:40I'm getting a raise soon, don't come.
10:42Put that knife down.
10:43Put the knife down, don't do it.
10:46He feels sorry for his children.
10:53Kill, take down, have pity on your children.
10:56Download it, he feels sorry for his children.
10:58At home, don't kill.
10:58Walking.
11:01I'll grab your hand, your hand.
11:04Don't do it, don't do it.
11:06Don't do that, it's a shame.
11:06Look, you'll get kicked out later.
11:08Download it, experience the difference.
11:11I'll do the head job.
11:14Uh...!
11:18Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
11:19Don't do it, I'll pay.
11:19Oh my god, what's happening!
11:20Don't do it, don't do it, I'll pay you the money.
11:22Don't worry at all.
11:23I'll give it to him at the beginning of the month, Evan pulled a knife...
11:27...They stabbed me, they stabbed me!
11:29What's going on? You've caused a commotion in the whole neighborhood.
11:31Oh, oh, oh!
11:34Ha!
11:35Heheheheh!
11:37Hiii!
11:37Ha!
11:39Heheheheh!
11:42Oh no, I thought I was dead!
11:43Ah, here it is!
11:45Ah, come on, come on, let's wait a year!
11:48Why is he shouting like that? Does he have a high fever?
11:50No dad, I was dreaming!
11:52Did the moon fall out of bed?
11:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
11:57Look at me, yours is starting to look at the ground too much, my traveler!
12:01Shut up, God forbid!
12:03You first!
12:04My servants of Satan, mmm!
12:16From 2.16 to 8, 10, 9...
12:18Aaaaaa!
12:21Good morning, sir!
12:22Oh dear, you look so energetic!
12:24How was the lady?
12:25Do you know what time it is?
12:26It's 5 past 9!
12:28Aaaa!
12:29Oh!
12:32I'm the first one here, nobody else's here yet!
12:34Mind your own business, and don't interfere in other people's affairs!
12:36Come on, let's go!
12:39Good morning!
12:40Good morning!
12:43Good morning!
12:44Good morning!
12:46Come to my room in a little while, Mrs. Necla!
12:49I'll have a letter written for you!
12:51Certainly, sir!
12:51Should I come and write, write something?
12:55Oh my!
12:57Huuu...
12:58...Huuu...
13:20...Huuu...
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15:19Friends, friends, the reproduction of our planet is nearing its end. It's nearing its end. We need to find a resilient Earthling.
15:26If Earthlings are going to produce our next generation, then it's better to just end it.
15:32This system will change. Production can only be regular if the system changes.
15:39Order is order. What's so special about this order?
15:41Your decision regarding the application.
15:43Sir, first comes spiritual development, then heavy industry, then the automotive industry.
15:48No contradiction, no contradiction. I await your decision.
15:51In this situation, the system will change.
15:53This is a very good thing. Agreed.
15:55You decide.
15:56Acceptance.
15:56Ok.
15:57It has been decided that he will come.
16:00Oh, how beautiful! No need for a woman either. Just put on earrings.
16:04Your pay envelope.
16:05Spell.
16:06Thank you.
16:09Your pay envelope.
16:11Maa... maa... maa... maa... maa.
16:14Maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... maa... My expenses. Thank you.
16:16Wow!
16:23The salary is ten thousand five hundred.
16:25The tax is four thousand five hundred.
16:28Insurance three hundred fifty-two twenty-five.
16:30There is no such thing as a minimum living allowance.
16:35Masrav.
16:36The greengrocer had one thousand four hundred and fifty and twenty-five.
16:41Four thousand.
16:42Grocery store two thousand five hundred thirteen twenty-five.
16:46He he he.
16:47He he he.
16:49Butcher, fifteen hundred and fifty.
16:53Other expenses are a thousand.
16:55He he he.
16:57The remaining fifty-two twenty-five.
17:00Die and perish.
17:05Should I open this envelope or not? It would be better if the door opened.
17:13You bald womanizer.
17:16He he he he.
17:17Happy holidays.
17:19Happy holidays.
17:21Happy holidays.
17:22Happy holidays.
17:23Have a great holiday, boss.
17:28Ah, they supposedly increased the price.
17:32This money isn't even enough to cover my sock expenses.
17:35My salary isn't even enough to buy a perfume, honey.
17:38If it were up to him, we'd be left naked.
17:40Yes, yes, you're absolutely right.
17:42Why don't you go to a nudist camp too?
17:45He he he.
17:46Dear listeners and viewers, we are now connecting to our central studios for our broadcast about the Mars journey, which we previously showed with visuals.
17:54We'll start broadcasting shortly.
17:59Ladies and gentlemen, the journey to Mars is about to begin.
18:03All preparations are complete.
18:06The astronauts completed their final checks.
18:09Right now, all eyes are on these heroes.
18:15They will soon take their places, and the journey of the century, which everyone has been eagerly awaiting, will begin.
18:23Extraordinary work is being carried out on the missile with great care.
18:29The slightest mistake, the slightest carelessness, can have very serious consequences.
18:34Yes, the moment we've been waiting for has arrived.
18:37In a moment, this magnificent rocket, with its astronauts on board, will begin its journey towards Mars.
18:45Yes, yes, the countdown is over and the journey of the century has begun.
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24:25Yes, sir.
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26:08Goodbye.
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28:12Come, I'll take you.
28:14Take it, take it...
28:19What's wrong? Why are you standing there like that?
28:21Ha?
28:22You stopped.
28:23Come on!
28:26Come on!
28:29Here's her room!
28:31Alone?
28:32Necla is with her.
28:34Thank you, reception lady, Volta Spor.
28:39Go on!
28:43Wow!
28:44Here!
28:52What are you doing here?
28:54Shut up!
28:54Me?
28:55Get out of this bed, you three-dog!
28:57Are you talking to me?
28:58Get out, you bald old man, you get out too!
29:00Get out, get out!
29:04Give me a raise!
29:08Don't go naked, come on!
29:10Come on!
29:11Come on!
29:11Don't forget this hand of mine!
29:40Come on!
30:07Here you go.
30:08Tell me then, how is it that the king's table belongs to me, huh?
30:12We're coming, my friend, we're coming.
30:14Welcome.
30:24I am listening.
30:25His name is Fehmi, he's a civil servant, married, honest, and shows great stubbornness in enduring all kinds of hardships.
30:32Durable, strong, suitable for production.
30:36Okay, congratulations on your success, get ready for teleportation, I will give the teleportation order, get ready for teleportation.
30:47Let's put on a Mumu show, a Mumu show with you, mmm, Mumu show, mmm, mmm, mmm.
31:06Oh, oh, oh!
31:14Abiyan! Abiyan be!
31:17Abiyan, it's nothing, oh well, I'll just play by myself, hmph, hmph!
31:21Huh!
31:21Huh!
31:22Huh!
31:23Huh!
31:25Huh!
31:25What is this? What is this? What is this? What happened?
31:29Check, check!
31:31There was a mistake.
31:33Yes.
31:35It was a universal mistake.
31:37We brought back Fehmi's childhood.
31:39Correct it, correct it, send it back!
31:41Fix it, send it back! Bring it again!
31:43Bring it again!
31:55Bring it again!
32:42Thank you for watching.
33:12Thank you for watching.
33:17Welcome.
33:19Güler, what kind of outfit is that?
33:22I'm number one.
33:24Number one? What does that mean?
33:26My name is here.
33:28So, where exactly is this place?
33:31Anthem.
33:32Oh, that's great, right?
33:34Mars, Mars?
33:35So, is it Mars?
33:37Mah!
33:38Mah!
33:39Ah!
33:48Necla, are you here too?
33:50I'm number twenty.
33:52Let me introduce you to our chairman.
33:54Ah, so where is it?
33:57I'm here, astronaut.
33:59I am her.
33:59So, that's you, Fehmi the astronaut.
34:02Here I am.
34:03You came to space from Earth on my orders.
34:06You came to space from Earth on my orders.
34:10Stop joking and come out into the open!
34:12I'm standing right in front of you!
34:14Rose!
34:16Is it you, you, you?
34:18Are you the president, huh?
34:19Yes, why are you surprised?
34:21We aliens are thousands of lights ahead of humans.
34:25Between our civilization and your way of life...
34:29Shut up!
34:30It will be a lamp!
34:31Now that I've unplugged it, you'll see what happens to your mother's spinning wheel!
34:34Distaff?
34:35What does Öreke mean?
34:37Distaff?
34:38What a fool!
34:39Idiot, or idiot? I didn't understand.
34:42Didn't you say you were ahead?
34:44Anyway, now, now I mean...
34:47I'm on Mars, I'm on Mars, really?
34:50So I'm on Mars, huh?
34:51So why did you bring it?
34:52You'll find out soon enough.
34:53You'll find out soon enough.
34:55Take him away now, let him rest!
34:58Take him away now, let him rest!
35:12Here's our meal!
35:13Thank you, I wonder what...
35:15What?
35:16Huh?
35:17Huh?
35:19I can't be!
35:20What is this?
35:21Ah!
35:22What are these?
35:23What?
35:23Soup, spinach, dessert!
35:27Also!
35:27Wow!
35:29I am going!
35:31No!
35:32No!
35:33To where?
35:35I'll curse you, just keep going like this!
35:38I can't swallow pills!
35:39Send me back!
35:41Send it out into the world!
35:42No, we need you!
35:44We need you!
35:45Hee!
35:46Why?
35:47You will continue our old ways!
35:49Thanks to you, there will be children of space!
35:51They will have children of space!
35:54Huh!
35:54They will have children of space!
35:57Huh!
35:57Let's begin then!
35:58Are you ready?
36:01I'm always ready!
36:02As long as it's beautiful!
36:04On land, in the air, at sea, and even in space!
36:07Get ready for production!
36:09Huh!
36:09Get ready for production!
36:10Huh!
36:11Get ready for production!
36:12Huh!
36:12Let's get started!
36:14Let's get started!
36:16Let's get started!
36:18Oh no!
36:19Schist!
36:20Ah!
36:20Send me out into the world for a little while!
36:22Why to the world?
36:23Why to the world?
36:24Hehehe!
36:25I'm going to eat kebab!
36:27What is kebab?
36:28What is kebab?
36:29What is kebab?
36:30What is kebab?
36:31What is kebab?
36:32Black Sea style!
36:33Bolacılı is such a bully!
36:35Dayıcı!
36:36Okay, send it!
36:37Send it!
36:38Teleport!
36:47Huh!
36:56Aaaa!
36:56Huh!
36:57Huh!
37:15Did you get permission too?
37:17Hehehe!
37:18God knows, you must be craving ice cream!
37:21Oh no!
37:21Ice cream, right?
37:23Ice cream!
37:24Ice cream!
37:25Huh!
37:27Ice cream!
37:28Huh!
37:28Huh!
37:29Huh!
37:29God knows, you must be craving ice cream!
37:29Called ice cream!
37:30Huh!
37:33Huh!
37:34Kiss! Kiss!
37:39Güler, do you know what I'm wondering?
37:49I wonder how the manager is running things while we're away.
37:55While we were away, right?
37:56Yes, of course!
37:57Yes, that's right...
38:00...We weren't there, were we?
38:01Of course!
38:04Walk!
38:08What's wrong, are you upset?
38:11No!
38:12So, yes yes, my stomach hurts, oh no!
38:15My stomach feels awful, oh no!
38:19Take a deep breath and don't ever take pills again!
38:23Ha!
38:24Pill!
38:24Don't swallow, don't swallow!
38:25Pill!
38:26Ah!
38:30Oh dear, dear manager, look, I got permission to come here for you!
38:35It's not flattery, I swear it's not!
38:38Can you tell me, where have you been for the past few days?
38:41Of course I'll tell you!
38:43On Mars!
38:43Ha!
38:44Ha!
38:45Oh yes, it was March, I swear I came for you, I came for my wife, I came for everyone!
38:50No!
38:51And sometimes...
38:52...Permission...
38:57Well, you wouldn't believe me if I told you!
39:01Well, I still can't believe it!
39:03...Ha, ah, ah!
39:05Oh, oh, oh, oh!
39:08Excuse me!
39:10I'm going to eat kebab; I got permission from above for that.
39:13I was also thinking of visiting my wife sometime.
39:16She must be curious, right, madam?
39:17I've been missing for a few days.
39:19Now, if you'll excuse me.
39:25Oh, I'm so glad I came back!
39:28Was it spicy because of the kebab, huh?
39:33Shhh!
39:34Oh, oh, oh!
39:36The world exists, wow!
39:41Open your arms, I've come.
39:43Come on in.
39:44I went in, let's see.
39:47Look, honey.
39:48Let's hear your explanation.
39:49Where the hell have you been for the last three days!
39:52In space.
39:53I went to Mars.
39:54Kidding!
39:55Don't make me lose my temper.
39:56Have you become horny at this age?
39:58He wouldn't believe it!
39:59Look at me, you've been my husband for twenty-five years.
40:02I have a right to know the truth.
40:04Me too...
40:05Wait, honey, wait, let me explain, wait, let me explain!
40:07An extinction event is taking place on Mars.
40:10They chose me to replicate it.
40:12I already got permission to come, and I'll be leaving soon, oh dear!
40:16What happened, what happened, did they fire you?
40:20No dad, he's become a Martian, I mean.
40:23Oh, so it's become Mars, huh?
40:25Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
40:29You've been playing backgammon for years, but you still haven't learned how to play, son.
40:34What Mars are you talking about?!
40:35Not Backgammon Mars, but Moon Mars, Moon Mars!
40:37Mars on the Moon, for replication!
40:39They asked me to produce their offspring!
40:42Don't produce, just produce!
40:44I taught as much as I could.
40:46They've pretty much gotten used to my way of doing things.
40:48Look, Doctor, if they don't get used to it, their generations will die out, won't they?
40:55So why did you go to Teza?
40:58Hoppala!
40:59Is he crazy or what?
41:00We already told you, Doctor, aaa!
41:02Hehehehe!
41:03You've told us, of course you've told us, but tell us again!
41:10Of course, of course!
41:13Aaaa!
41:14Look, Doctor, they're becoming extinct.
41:18If I don't go, if I say no, that wouldn't be humane, would it?
41:22You're right, absolutely right!
41:24Of course I'm right, production has stopped, it's like a factory.
41:27It's stopped just like you'd stop a factory's production.
41:30He stopped!
41:32Me too...
41:34What will be the end of this, Doctor?
41:36I'm very sorry, but I also have to think about my patients in the asylum.
41:41If I put it next to them, it will drive them crazy too.
41:44Now I'll give her a sedative injection.
41:48Yes.
41:48You understand me, right haun?
41:50Hurry up, people up there, things are getting complicated, pull me out!
41:54Leave it to me, I'll restore it to its original state.
42:11Tell me about the world.
42:13Don't you know anything?
42:15No!
42:17Oh! Oh! World! World!
42:21Dried beans!
42:22Ah! I wish there was a pot of baked beans.
42:26You'll dive in with a spoon like this.
42:27And an onion, a spoonful of onion.
42:29Another spoon, another onion, eat it like this!
42:32Stop! I won't stop!
42:32Wait! I won't wait!
42:58Dried beans!
42:58Dried beans!
43:00He's here!
43:01Month!
43:03It contains meat, I swear, it contains meat!
43:05Where's the spoon? Where's the spoon?
43:06Month!
43:07Month!
43:07We, we see this happening every two years!
43:10Month!
43:32There's a foreign gas, investigate, raise the alarm, the gas is increasing, the gas is increasing, and along with the gas, the foreign sounds disappeared.
44:07That's not gas, that's a spurt, that's a spurt!
44:09The gas is increasing, the gas is increasing, the gas is increasing, there you go, the gas!
44:16Oh my beautiful world, I'm coming, brace yourselves!
44:20Oh, look at the world, our house is number six!
44:23That's our lady!
44:24No, no, that wretched little brat lost.
44:26Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming, my beautiful world, I'm coming!
44:29I'm coming, I'm coming!
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44:49Ah! I'm in space!
44:53Oh God! I'm burning, Fehmi, I'm burning so much!
44:56Oh come on, forget it! I'm the kind of guy who can go from Taksim to Karaköy, why can't I go from Mars to Earth?
45:02It's worth going to that world! I missed everything about it!
45:06Damn, I missed the traffic! I missed the minibuses!
45:10I miss the queues at the match!
45:12I miss my bald boss! I miss my father-in-law!
45:16I miss my wife! I miss her so much!
45:20I miss your rain and your gentle breeze! Your eyes darting around! Oh, if only I could come down near your house!
45:24Come on son, Fehmi, step on the gas!
45:31I'm hearing strange noises from space!
45:33We've detected a strange object in space!
45:35Attention center! This is the main hub!
45:36We've detected a strange object in space!
45:38We're detecting some sounds! The object we've identified is rapidly approaching Earth!
45:41Its nature is unknown, that's for sure!
45:42I want precise information on the main points, okay!
45:44Center, I'm continuing the research, okay!
45:46Understood, alright!
45:48Stars that wander alone in the sky!
45:52I've sent as many people as you have across the globe!
45:55Damn, falling into the sea is one thing, but...
45:58...we're going to get wet for no reason now!
46:00Okay, Mom!
46:01Let's at least land at a nearby beach!
46:19Investigate!
46:20Space coordinates have been determined!
46:22Tell us your location!
46:24I'm reporting it to the president right away, hello!
46:25Mr. President!
46:27We have now detected a foreign object in the corruption!
46:31We've noticed the same thing!
46:33We were going to ask you!
46:34Since it's neither from us nor from you!
46:37Maybe it's from the Chinese!
46:39Or from the British!
46:40Let's ask!
46:41No!
46:42No!
46:44Not from us!
46:46This could only come from you!
46:49No!
46:50We haven't launched anything recently!
46:52There's nothing in space that was launched from us!
46:56Sound the alarm immediately!
46:57Warning alert!
47:38Olaziiz!
47:40Come on Powin!
47:41I!
47:55Give me a facial expression!
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