It's Showtime: Full Episode (October 23, 2026)

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Aired (October 23, 2026): Panibagong level ng saya at pasabog ang hatid ng DAY 5 ng "It’s Disisyete" anniversary celebration! Ready na ba ang madlang pipol sa bonggang performances at amazing surprises mula sa mga espesyal na bisita?! At syempre, hindi mawawala ang laughtrip dahil muling magpapakawala ng kanilang wittiness, banat, at comedy power ang mga comedy queens na sina Iyah Mina, Anton Diva, Donita Nose, Pepay, at Queen Dura sa "Miss Q&A: Celebrity Edition" ng "It’s Showtime"! Abangan ang walang patid na tawanan, witty comebacks, at iconic moments na siguradong mapapa-TUTOK ka! #GMANetwork   Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez. Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso   For more It's Showtime Full Episodes, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrZ9gCKGhm0ry4vZzXuf6_Q0   ENDSCREEN LINKS: https://youtu.be/35DdpP-EFU0 https://youtu.be/qq4FuTMhfZU https://youtu.be/ZXEe2CXh_8M https://youtu.be/UVQIEx3Kdvg https://youtu.be/AI4ZD3o1sQA https://youtu.be/N9f-KDrx4ZE https://youtu.be/bSjI5Ch5VMI

Transcript

00:00:06People, sama-sama tayong bumago ng may-saya at maging tulay ng pag-asa.

00:00:14It's showtime!

00:00:18Palo people!

00:00:21Palo people!

00:00:24Let's go!

00:00:26Let's go!

00:00:30Nai, ano bang gulay?

00:00:33Sama-sama sa dagumpay?

00:00:36Pumulan na araw, umayaharaw!

00:00:40Kahit ang guloy ay di matanaw, ano bang hirap ng buhay?

00:00:47Ang harap ay nagubay, tuloy lang ang sibay.

00:00:53Iliwayet mo!

00:00:55Iliwayet mo!

00:00:55Palaya'yong personalized!

00:00:56Let's go!

00:00:57Amis kong ikaw!

00:01:03This is your show, this is your time.

00:01:07I'm not seeing that now.

00:01:09It's a showtime.

00:01:11The Pavilion!

00:01:13Showtime!

00:01:14The Pavilion!

00:01:16Showtime!

00:01:16The Pavilion!

00:01:16Showtime!

00:01:17For our TV, showtime!

00:01:20Showtime!

00:01:20From A to Z, let's go!

00:01:23Si Anah!

00:01:25Yamasab风ен!

00:01:27Para sumaya!

00:01:30Basta na sa mga pamilya!

00:01:33Ano payan kaya, kaya!

00:01:36Ay gaya mag-itsunay!

00:01:40Zeayı sa vagi atende!

00:01:43Paralayong mabit mong sakat!

00:01:46Para iyan o'y mag stinksan!

00:02:14Let's do it.

00:02:43Let's go.

00:02:46Good morning.

00:02:47Good morning.

00:02:49Good morning.

00:02:50It's a fabulous Friday here on It's Showtime.

00:02:55What's up?

00:02:56What's up?

00:02:57Mother people.

00:03:04Let's go.

00:03:05Let's go.

00:03:09Come on.

00:03:10Come on.

00:03:12Come on.

00:03:14Powerful showdown sa ating Ika-17.

00:03:18Lapag kung lapag, kabugan kung kabugan.

00:03:20Ang mga nakasama nating pang malakasang kapuso

00:03:23and kapamilya voices.

00:03:26Naging ununstoppable sa pasaisbog

00:03:29ang ating mga kapamilya singers.

00:03:30Kaya naman, palakpakan natin si na Carmel Gullado.

00:03:34J.M. D'Acerna.

00:03:37Arbery Love.

00:03:39J.M. Usures.

00:03:41Mariel Mutelliano.

00:03:44Marco Rudio.

00:03:46And Laika Australia.

00:03:48Yun ang mga tibol na kayo sa Madlang People.

00:03:52What's up, all of people?

00:03:56And syempre, nakikicelebrate din sa atin ang mga kapuso

00:03:59powerhouse voices.

00:04:01Palakpakan natin, Muriel Lumadilia.

00:04:05Garrett Bolden.

00:04:08Arabelle De La Cruz.

00:04:10John Rex.

00:04:13Hana Presilius.

00:04:16May katukayo, Jong Madaliday.

00:04:20And Jessica Bilyarubi.

00:04:24Pumati po na kayo sa Madlang People, guys.

00:04:28What's up, Madlang People?

00:04:37At ang nakabog sa ating mga awit, pati sa mga manonood, The Pyrical Love You Never Expected, Jackie and Ann

00:04:46Carden!

00:04:47Yay!

00:04:49Thank you!

00:04:50Thank you!

00:04:52Guys, ito ha.

00:04:53Grabe, iba talaga ang kapamilya at kapuso.

00:04:57Anong channel kayo?

00:04:59Ano ba?

00:05:00Si Colab, nandun kami, present kami sa both channels.

00:05:04Alam ko, alam ko anong channel si Aquarium Channel.

00:05:07Sobrang lamig ng boses.

00:05:09Siba?

00:05:10Alam mo ba't malamig yung boses?

00:05:12Bakit?

00:05:12Bagong linis ang aircon natin.

00:05:14Ah!

00:05:15Di ba ang uusapan, Colab?

00:05:17O.

00:05:17Bakit yung sa inyo, kulog?

00:05:19Uy!

00:05:20Uy!

00:05:21Uy!

00:05:22Uy!

00:05:23Uy!

00:05:24Uy!

00:05:26Uy!

00:05:26Sabi na, kung alam ko lang, sana i-gigiss kayo sa finale sa quarter.

00:05:31Ay sayang!

00:05:32Ito na ngayon ang tanong niya, sabi siya.

00:05:35Paano ba kayo nag-rehearse?

00:05:37Para sa Colab.

00:05:38Uy!

00:05:39Uy!

00:05:40Gumingsting lang.

00:05:40Uy!

00:05:40Super rehearse kami, as in, hanggang dressing room to.

00:05:44Kagabi.

00:05:45Oh!

00:05:46Na-campula mo ka sila ng vocalisation mo.

00:05:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:49Yes!

00:05:49Namirin mo kanina umaga.

00:05:51Diba?

00:05:52Mia!

00:05:56Ganoon kami!

00:05:57Hindi niya ba napansin?

00:05:59Ano?

00:05:59Taray mo, may in-ear ka ba?

00:06:01Tsaka, sir, tinanggal pa niya?

00:06:05Masa ba yun?

00:06:08Inantay niya yung camera, nakabuton sa kanya, tsaka niya tinanggal.

00:06:11Alam mo ba niya tinanggal?

00:06:13Narinig niya yung boses niya.

00:06:15Ayun!

00:06:16Ayun!

00:06:16Talaga, pag-singarist.

00:06:18Agay ba si Jackie.

00:06:20Espesyal yung araw na to, dahil nandito si Tita Corrie B.

00:06:24Yes!

00:06:26Corrie!

00:06:27Annaboy!

00:06:28Annaboy!

00:06:29Annaboy!

00:06:30Sabi nga namin ni Jackie, sino kaya ang ka-counterpart namin sa mga kapuso na katimbrin ang boses namin?

00:06:39Para oo!

00:06:39Diba?

00:06:40Ayun ang pinag-uusapan namin, sino ba yung pwedeng level kay Ann pag ganyan mga boses?

00:06:44Sino kaya katimbrin?

00:06:45Sino ba gusto mo i-request para next time eh gawin natin?

00:06:47Sige, magre-research ako sa mga ano, sa mga videos on TikTok, sa mga ating mga kapuso dyan.

00:06:54Baka gusto nila ako maka-do eh!

00:06:57Let's go!

00:06:57Sa parakalan?

00:06:58Oo, diba?

00:06:59Teka, Jackie, may dream ka ba na maka-duet?

00:07:04Ano mo?

00:07:05Kawawa naman!

00:07:07Wala pa!

00:07:07Kawawa!

00:07:08Sip!

00:07:09Kawawa!

00:07:09Wala pa!

00:07:10Hindi, feeling ko kaya John, kulang pa ako sa practice eh.

00:07:13Kasi iba yung haba nung hininga ni ate at talagang...

00:07:17Talagang tapos na yung ano, meron pa.

00:07:19Pero alam mo Jackie, sobra akong happy na naka-duet si Jackie.

00:07:22Alam ko ba?

00:07:23Alam ko ba?

00:07:23Bakit?

00:07:24Na-realize ko, nag-improve pala yung boses ko talaga.

00:07:28Naka-duet na siya!

00:07:30Wow!

00:07:31Naka-duet na kinalag na boses ko.

00:07:33Pero nung nagsisimula ka, ganyan na ganyan ka.

00:07:35Diba?

00:07:36Anong message yung advice mo kayo?

00:07:37Oo, yan, yan, yan.

00:07:38Ang message ko sa'yo, Jackie, just keep it up.

00:07:41Kasi everyday, pag nagpa-practice ka, talagang mahuhun mo.

00:07:46Gagaling yung boses mo.

00:07:47Nag-voice lessons ako.

00:07:49Ms. Kitchy, thank you so much.

00:07:52Kaya ako, naniniwala ako.

00:07:54Ano na ba tayo?

00:07:55After 17 years, gaganda din yung boses mo.

00:07:5817 years!

00:07:59PIPA!

00:08:01PIPA!

00:08:03PIPA!

00:08:11PIPA!

00:08:27PIPA!

00:08:29SIGARET!

00:08:30Dati po, pinapanood ko lang ito every year.

00:08:33Pagka may anniversary yung magpagpasika.

00:08:35Tapos ngayon, hindi ko in-expect na magiging party kami.

00:08:39Thank you, thank you.

00:08:40PIPA!

00:08:41PIPA!

00:08:42PIPA!

00:08:42Si Arabella!

00:08:44Arabella!

00:08:44Super, super happy and honored po na maging part, syempre, ng anniversary.

00:08:49And I'm very happy na nandito ulit ako after.

00:08:53Thank you very much po.

00:08:54Thank you din.

00:08:55John Rex, anong masasabi mo?

00:08:57Ako po kasi isang parang iconic event na to, yung anniversary ng Showtime.

00:09:04So, it's a blessing for us na nandito rin kami at makasama kayo.

00:09:08At sinama nyo kami sa anniversary ninyo.

00:09:10For 17 years.

00:09:11Oo naman.

00:09:12Nagpapasaya kayo ng madaming tao.

00:09:13So, isang malaking prihilebio.

00:09:17Ano yun?

00:09:17Ano ba yun?

00:09:17O, basta yun.

00:09:19Privilege.

00:09:19Oo.

00:09:20Hindi ko alam yung Tagalog eh.

00:09:22Privilege na makasama kami here.

00:09:24Yes.

00:09:24Salamat, Hana.

00:09:25Yeah.

00:09:26Siyempre, maliban sa grateful kami na i-guest kami dito today.

00:09:30Masaya ako na nagkaroon na naman kami ng bagong friends,

00:09:33yung mga kapamilya singers na atin.

00:09:36Yes!

00:09:37And, of course, may kato kayo, Jong!

00:09:39Yes, yes, yun po.

00:09:40Nakakatuwa kasi nung 2014 po yung last na salang ko dito.

00:09:44And, ayun, gusto ko rin masigaw yung

00:09:47What's up, Madam People?

00:09:48And finally, nagawa ko na.

00:09:50Pwede ko po ba ulitin?

00:09:51Kami mo na solo!

00:09:51Let's go!

00:09:52What's up, Madam People!

00:09:58Jo, may nagtatanong.

00:10:00May nagtatanong.

00:10:01Yung mga hinaharanang mo raw sa online,

00:10:03may pamupunta para rin din sa Pilipinas.

00:10:08Jessica, Jessica, Jessica.

00:10:10Faithful po to be here.

00:10:12And, of course, hindi lang collab yung nangyari,

00:10:14kundi friendship din po with DMT.

00:10:17Ang gagaling din po nila.

00:10:18So, we're very honored po to be here.

00:10:21Maraming, maraming salamat po.

00:10:23Thank you po.

00:10:23Yes!

00:10:24Balakpang natin ka po sa star!

00:10:26Yeah!

00:10:27Yes!

00:10:27Yung lamig ni Jessica,

00:10:29tsaka ni Laika na boses.

00:10:31Ganon din yung intro namin ni Jackie.

00:10:32Ay!

00:10:33Oo naman!

00:10:33Ay!

00:10:34It sounds alike kami, ha!

00:10:36Wow!

00:10:37It's a tie!

00:10:38Alam nyo, buti na, buti na, buti na,

00:10:40ano kayo sa umpisa kayo?

00:10:42Bakit?

00:10:42Kasi kung sa huli kayo,

00:10:43gagawin din kayo ni Trina.

00:10:46Grabe!

00:10:47Pero siyere!

00:10:48Yes!

00:10:49Kasama rin natin dito yung mga kapamilya singers natin.

00:10:51Yes!

00:10:52Galing sa tawag ng tanghalan,

00:10:54sino ang gustong magbigay ng isang message

00:10:56para sa anabersaryo?

00:10:57Kasi nagpapasahan sila ng golden micropono dito eh.

00:11:00Yes!

00:11:01Ako po, yung nafeel ko po, very challenging din po

00:11:04kasi alam ko po na sobrang, sobrang galing po nila.

00:11:06Lala na po si Ate Moriel,

00:11:08kasi siya po yung naka-duet ko din po.

00:11:10Maraming, maraming salamat po.

00:11:11And yes!

00:11:12Happy anniversary po!

00:11:13Ako, sobrang na-excite po ako nung nalaman ko yung line-up.

00:11:17Kasi as sa muna,

00:11:18first time din po makasama sila sa stage.

00:11:22Lalo na si Ate Hanna din,

00:11:24very ano din,

00:11:25malinis din yung mga atake sa mga kanta,

00:11:28sa pagkanta niya.

00:11:29Very happy po ako.

00:11:30Thank you so much!

00:11:33Ayan, maraming salamat po.

00:11:35Pala una-una sa lahat.

00:11:36It's Showtime family.

00:11:37Ate Ann, Ate Jackie, congrats po.

00:11:39Napakagaling niyo po talaga.

00:11:40Thank you!

00:11:41Thank you!

00:11:42Salamat po sa opportunity and we're so grateful po and honored na makatrabaho ang lahat ng ating mga chams.

00:11:47Thank you, thank you so much po.

00:11:49Ayan po,

00:11:50parang dream come true to,

00:11:52pati na rin po sa mga madlang hurado natin sa nanonood

00:11:55kasi madalas pinagsasabong kami sa mga comment section

00:11:58pero ngayon,

00:11:59magka-collaborate po kami with mga kapuso artists

00:12:03and collaborate din kami in standing ovation.

00:12:07Simula pa lang,

00:12:08kung mapapansin nyo,

00:12:09simula pa lang ng prod,

00:12:10nakatayo na kami para kay Ate Jackie

00:12:12at kay Ate Ann.

00:12:13Yes!

00:12:14Amazing.

00:12:15Ayan, kinukonsintin niyo kasi.

00:12:16Hindi pero ayan,

00:12:17si Parker Rudy.

00:12:18Ako po, hindi po ako nakatulog

00:12:20kasi po,

00:12:21na-excite po ako para kay Ate Ann at kay Ate Jackie.

00:12:25Ayan.

00:12:26Sobrang,

00:12:27minsan-minsan lang po kasi mangyayari yung ganitong collab.

00:12:30So,

00:12:30sobrang thankful,

00:12:32grateful at sobrang happy.

00:12:34Yay!

00:12:36Ayan,

00:12:37we're grateful po.

00:12:39We're all grateful

00:12:41kasi napabilang kami sa magpasika

00:12:44at sobrang saya po namin na

00:12:46makasama po namin ang kapuso artists.

00:12:50Ayan,

00:12:50and...

00:12:51Uy!

00:12:52Uy!

00:12:54Na-pressure ako.

00:12:56Anyways,

00:12:57ayan,

00:12:58happy, happy anniversary.

00:12:59Sa Ate Showtime family.

00:13:01Maraming maraming salamat po.

00:13:02Salamat, Liga Arbery!

00:13:04Ako po,

00:13:05ako naman po,

00:13:06sobrang nagpasalamat po kami sa opportunity po

00:13:08and we're so very blessed po

00:13:10and grateful po.

00:13:12Yay!

00:13:12Salamat ka pamilya singers!

00:13:14Yay!

00:13:15Thank you guys!

00:13:15Ayan!

00:13:16Thank you so much!

00:13:17Ang saya-saya ng collab na yan.

00:13:19Pero syempre,

00:13:20gusto rin naman namin pasalamatan ang aming banda.

00:13:22Headed by musical director,

00:13:25Director Chuck Hassel!

00:13:27Wow!

00:13:28Ayan!

00:13:28Ayan natin yan!

00:13:30Chuck!

00:13:31Diba?

00:13:31Nasabayan niya kami ni Jackie,

00:13:33so kung gusto,

00:13:34talagang thank you so much for all the help.

00:13:36Maraming maraming salamat po at sa pasensya.

00:13:39Gusto ko din po pasalamatan si Coach Froy and Coach Jerwin

00:13:44for the beautiful musical arrangement

00:13:46and for taking care of Michael.

00:13:48Wow!

00:13:49O, diba?

00:13:50Nag-coach kayo.

00:13:52Anong ginawa nila sa boses mo?

00:13:54Ha?

00:13:54Pero ano yung basketball coach yun.

00:13:56Diba?

00:13:57Diba?

00:13:58Boses.

00:13:58Mabuhay kayo.

00:14:00Mabuhay ang talento Pinoy!

00:14:03Maraming salamat sa ating kapuso and kapamilya singer.

00:14:07Yes!

00:14:07At siyempre, join na rin kayo sa online anniversary bonding with our So You hosts,

00:14:12AC, Lorraine, Mackie, Jim, and Marielle.

00:14:15At siyempre, gusto ko lang magpasalamat kasi sold out na po yung spot.

00:14:18Oh!

00:14:19Wow!

00:14:21Sa sana naligin natin!

00:14:22Be nice po!

00:14:23Bang blowout naman yun.

00:14:25Huwag ka isa pa nga hindi makakapasok, huwag ka mag-alam.

00:14:27Magla-live ako.

00:14:29Ano hindi ko yung job?

00:14:30Ako hiningil ka.

00:14:32Literal na live.

00:14:33Salamat po, Darin Addicts!

00:14:35Congrats, Dad!

00:14:36And today is also Happy Bread Day from Gardenia!

00:14:40At lahat ng ating madlong audience ay mag-uwi ng Gardenia!

00:14:46Sarap!

00:14:47What's up, Badang people!

00:14:51Hey!

00:14:53Hey!

00:14:54Hey!

00:14:55Hey!

00:14:56Hey!

00:14:59Masarap talagang sumayo habang tumitighay ka.

00:15:02Yes!

00:15:03At masarap talagang mumuya habang tumatakbo ka.

00:15:06Yan talaga.

00:15:07Diba?

00:15:08Kata ba yung tighay mo? Buti lumayo ka.

00:15:10Ano mo kung ba't ako nadighay?

00:15:11Bakit?

00:15:11Yung ba yung effect nung pinanood ko yung kanta mo?

00:15:15Yung pa lang?

00:15:15Hindi talaga yung sapinain ko yun eh.

00:15:17Doon sa performance mo kanina eh.

00:15:18Grabe!

00:15:19Nakakapusog kaya yung pagkanta namin ni Jackie kanina.

00:15:22Wow!

00:15:23Kaya nga, doon doon na lang ako.

00:15:24Hindi na ko sumika doon sa opening.

00:15:25Grabe, bakit?

00:15:26Kailangan ko makarecover.

00:15:27That was a very traumatic experience.

00:15:30Bakit?

00:15:30Hindi pa parang...

00:15:44Ang patawa tayo today.

00:15:45Oo, sige.

00:15:46Ang daming na-trigger na damdamin.

00:15:47Sa performance yung dalawa ni Jackie, no?

00:15:50Pero yun talaga, A for effort.

00:15:51Diba?

00:15:52Kailangan ko nyo.

00:15:53Diba?

00:15:54Check for confidence.

00:15:55Diba?

00:15:56Yung alaga mo talagang kinakabahan pero ginalingan niya ng bonggang-bongga.

00:16:00Oo, parang pinaano ko na nga yung kontrata namin eh.

00:16:03Pinaano niyo?

00:16:03Ikaw na mag-ballage yung sarili mo.

00:16:05Hindi ko na talaga kaya.

00:16:06Pinitawan mo na.

00:16:07Oo, gusto nyo.

00:16:07Kasi na-inspire...

00:16:08Ito kasi na-inspire kay Ann.

00:16:10Gusto rin maging singer.

00:16:11Ayun na, sumayang sarangit.

00:16:12Oo, sabi na si Ann Curtis baka na pag-concert sa Aranetay.

00:16:15Sa tayo man station ka muna mag-concert.

00:16:18Pag dilumog ka doon, sige, Aranetay.

00:16:20I believe one day.

00:16:21Step by step.

00:16:22Yes, diba?

00:16:23Ikaw ba?

00:16:23Ikaw ba nagbigay ng in-ear ni Jackie?

00:16:26In-ear ko nga yung ginamit.

00:16:27Talaga?

00:16:29In-ear ko yung ginamit.

00:16:30Ako nga, sintunado na doon siya palalo, diba?

00:16:33Alam ko kung bakit mo pati ng kanya.

00:16:35Bakit?

00:16:36Tinatalakan mo naman.

00:16:38Boses pala'y narinig.

00:16:40Si Ann kasi, naka-in-ear din nung rehearsal, naka-in-ear.

00:16:43Tinanggal niya.

00:16:44Bakit?

00:16:44Hindi niya kayang marinig yung boses.

00:16:46Ay yung boses niya nakarekta sa tingin niya.

00:16:48Sobra, hindi.

00:16:50Alam nyo, kaming mga singers, ginagawa po namin yun

00:16:56para hindi tayo sumisigaw.

00:16:58Makokontrol natin yung boses natin.

00:17:00Grabe si Ann.

00:17:01Ang galing magpatawa.

00:17:02Diba sabi mo kung papatawa?

00:17:04Ayan, doon.

00:17:05Touch me like this.

00:17:08And you hold me like that.

00:17:10Nung narinig ka ni Celine Dion, sabi ni Celine,

00:17:12wala pala talaga nagbago sa boses.

00:17:14At tag-tagalog si Celine Dion, ha?

00:17:17Diba?

00:17:18Come on lang, people.

00:17:19May makainaabang ka na naman kayo today.

00:17:22Diba?

00:17:23Yeah, paano? Paano yung talo na ganun?

00:17:25Yes.

00:17:26Ang tarihin ng barong Tagalog ni Kuya, no?

00:17:28Oo.

00:17:29Modern.

00:17:30May mga fringes.

00:17:31Modern.

00:17:31Diba?

00:17:31Pati nga ng niting pang anniversary!

00:17:37Diba?

00:17:39Samotsari ng itiang nasa studio.

00:17:41Samotsari edad.

00:17:42Samotsari hugis kulay lahat magkakasama

00:17:45para sa kasiyahan natin.

00:17:46Sila ang father and mother sa taas.

00:17:48Yes!

00:17:48Hi!

00:17:49Super dance sila.

00:17:51Oo!

00:17:52Ang saya-saya ni mother kung galing pa ng ibang bansa.

00:17:55Oo.

00:17:56Taga saan po kayo mother?

00:18:00Baliwag!

00:18:00Ibang bansa nga.

00:18:04Nakakatisay pala ang hangin sa baliwag.

00:18:06Pupunta nga ako dyan.

00:18:08Oo.

00:18:09Ang taray ng hangin sa baliwag.

00:18:11Sugar the onion, diba?

00:18:12May gruta tayo.

00:18:13Nakakamistisa.

00:18:14Diba?

00:18:15Maraming salamat po sa pagpunta dinihang.

00:18:18Welcome po!

00:18:19Mag-asawa po kayo?

00:18:20Yes po.

00:18:22Mag-asawa po kami.

00:18:23Ah!

00:18:24Ay, seriously?

00:18:26Si mother o diba o parang kinikilid pa kay tatay

00:18:28pero si tatay parang nakamukoon na sa relationship.

00:18:31Hindi naman!

00:18:32Oo.

00:18:32Eh, ya lang.

00:18:33Ano pong kakalan nyo tayo?

00:18:36Doji.

00:18:36Pa?

00:18:37Doji.

00:18:38Doji.

00:18:39Doji.

00:18:40Doji.

00:18:42Doji.

00:18:43Doji.

00:18:44Si mommy po.

00:18:45Gina.

00:18:46Gina.

00:18:47Si Gina at si Doji.

00:18:49Yes.

00:18:49Siguro sinasabi ni Miss Gina.

00:18:51Doji, can you teach me how to doji?

00:18:54Teach me how to doji.

00:18:56Doji.

00:18:57Doji wish your girlfriend was...

00:19:00Ay!

00:19:02Ay!

00:19:03Entry ko din sa utak ko yun.

00:19:06Entry ko sa utak ko.

00:19:07Siguro pag si nanay pag mabasok sa kwarto, nakikit din si tatay gumagano.

00:19:11Oo.

00:19:13Siyempre, dapat ready ka na sa...

00:19:15Tara.

00:19:16First time nyo po dito?

00:19:17Yes.

00:19:18First time.

00:19:18Huwag nyo pong mauulit to.

00:19:19Mapapagot kayo.

00:19:20Oo.

00:19:21Showtimer po kayo talaga.

00:19:22Lagi ko po yung nanonood ng Showtime.

00:19:24Yes.

00:19:24Ako niloloko nyo.

00:19:25Kasi edad nyo, itbulaga talaga pinanood.

00:19:28Tinalaki kayo ng it ng TPG.

00:19:30Ano pong paborito yung segment dito sa Showtime?

00:19:33Yung Sugud Bahay, no?

00:19:34Ang paborito nyo.

00:19:35Kasi yung tinapagpaborito kayo.

00:19:36All for one, one for all.

00:19:38Ano pong paborito yung segment, Pami?

00:19:40Miss Q&A.

00:19:42Ay!

00:19:43Bakit po?

00:19:43Bakla po yung si sir.

00:19:45Ay, hindi naman po.

00:19:47Okay.

00:19:48So ito po, mapapanood nyo ang masayang Miss Q&A.

00:19:50Kaya naman magpalakpakan ba d'lang people?

00:19:53Sumayin nyo ang kagandahan!

00:19:55At sumayin nyo rin!

00:19:56At akorch ang mga starch na baklaherch.

00:20:00Welcome to...

00:20:00Miss Q&A!

00:20:02It's a lovely edition!

00:20:05Meron naman tayong makakasamang mga espesyel na bisita.

00:20:09Please welcome kapuso actor, Mavi Legaspi!

00:20:14Hi!

00:20:15Hi!

00:20:15And multi-awarded actress, ang nag-iisang...

00:20:19Christine Reyes!

00:20:22Hi!

00:20:23Welcome!

00:20:24Welcome back to Showtime!

00:20:27Ayan!

00:20:28Ay, baklang-bakla.

00:20:28Hindi nyo mag-enjoy din sa baklaan.

00:20:29Correct!

00:20:31Oo!

00:20:31So good luck sa inyo!

00:20:32Have fun today, judges!

00:20:34Heto na, kumapit kayo!

00:20:36Sabay-sabay tayong mawintang at magulantang sa mga akalang rarampach!

00:20:40Let's start with candidates number one!

00:20:44Sino ba itong number one?

00:20:47Ayan na siya!

00:20:48Oh!

00:20:49Oh!

00:20:52Si candidate number one ay undergraduate ng business management

00:20:55at may master's degree in bingo management.

00:20:59Kaya isa siyang bingo master.

00:21:01Fantasy niyang maging Victoria's Secret Angel

00:21:04pero hanggang secret na lang ito.

00:21:06Pagdating sa pag-ibig, isa siyang soft girl

00:21:09with a very, very big voice.

00:21:11Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number one!

00:21:16What's up, my little people!

00:21:23Sa Montessori po ako nag-elementary,

00:21:27nag-high school naman sa Saint Scholastica,

00:21:29at nag-college sa TESDA.

00:21:32Nasa inyong harapan ang kauna-unahang transgender best actress

00:21:37sa Philippine Cinema.

00:21:40Mula sa Ichage Isabella.

00:21:43Ako po si Ia Mina Mina.

00:21:45Eh eh eh!

00:21:46Waka waka eh eh!

00:21:48Bakit?

00:21:48Kung anong tinaas ang energy yung tatlo?

00:21:50Ganun lang ang kaya nyo talagang gawin?

00:21:52Ha?

00:21:54Huwag nagliklago pa.

00:21:55Mabigat daw kasi yung hawak.

00:21:58Sige, magpalit tayo.

00:21:59Ikaw to, ako dyan.

00:22:01Kakahiya naman sa'yo.

00:22:02Oo walang hindi mo lang panglakbayaw yung performance.

00:22:04So, sandali lang.

00:22:05Bakit?

00:22:06Hindi sabay.

00:22:07Dapat yung koreodo yun ang sinasayaw nyo.

00:22:09Oo!

00:22:10Sandali, sandali lang.

00:22:11Ah, Grace Ney, ripalit kayo.

00:22:12Ikayo humawak nito.

00:22:13O, yan.

00:22:14Dito kayo sa harap.

00:22:15Dito kayo sa harap.

00:22:16Kayo sumayo ng waka-waka.

00:22:18Ayan, yan. Kayo ang hahato ngayon ha.

00:22:20Nagpaalda pa kayo ng San Sebastian.

00:22:21Di nyo naman gagalingan.

00:22:24Naka San Sebastian skirt kayo.

00:22:26Galingan nyo!

00:22:27Pwede, pwede.

00:22:28Pwede, pwede.

00:22:29Please continue Miss Ia.

00:22:30Kaya pa?

00:22:31Paano ka ba itutuloy kung naman?

00:22:34At nahiniwala po ko sa kasabihang,

00:22:37kung kasing ganda ko ang nanay mo,

00:22:40at kung kasing sexy ko ang ate mo,

00:22:44tandaan mo, kaboses ko ang tatay mo.

00:22:47And I, thank you!

00:22:56Narito ako!

00:23:00Narito ako!

00:23:05Narito ako!

00:23:07Hilig nyo manood ng cine mag-isa.

00:23:10Pa-50 na rin kasi siya,

00:23:11kaya imunahan nyo ng i-avail ang mga free perks na mga seniors.

00:23:16Narito ako!

00:23:19What's up, madlock people!

00:23:23Regine!

00:23:25Regine!

00:23:27Regine!

00:23:28Wala sa likod.

00:23:31Wala sa gilid.

00:23:33Kundi narito sa inyong harapan ang hiyas na mukadkad pa.

00:23:39Mula sa lalawigan ng may hihilig kumain.

00:23:43Kain ta!

00:23:44Rizal!

00:23:47Ako si Anton!

00:23:50Anton, wanna miss a thing!

00:23:53Anton, wanna miss a thing!

00:23:58Nananiniwala sa kasabihang,

00:24:01ako ang pinakababaihan sa lahat.

00:24:04Babaayang mukha,

00:24:07Babaayang boses,

00:24:09Babaayang braso,

00:24:11Babaayang katawan,

00:24:13at mahabang

00:24:16musical note ang kayang kantahin!

00:24:19Enjoy!

00:24:23Thank you!

00:24:30Ima astos!

00:24:31Kanya nakuha yan!

00:24:35Chicken pork abono yan, si bakla!

00:24:38Nalaramdaman ko!

00:24:42Ayan na!

00:24:44Ayan na siya!

00:24:45Ay!

00:24:46Ay!

00:24:47Ay!

00:24:47Kaya!

00:24:48Kaya pala!

00:24:50Alam na this!

00:24:52Ayan yung mga sinasama niya sa racket!

00:24:56Si candidate number three ay laging nababash!

00:24:59Dahil nagaganda-gandahan siya!

00:25:01Eh alam naman daw,

00:25:02magpangit-pangitan siya!

00:25:04Di na kagagandahan mga kalaban niya!

00:25:07Proud na siya!

00:25:08Proud na proud siya na siya ang pinakamakinis daw today!

00:25:12Wala raw siyang tinatagong dark spots!

00:25:14Pero ang susubukan niyang itago ay yung mga maitim niyang plano sa ibang kandidata!

00:25:19Ladies and gentlemen, eto na si Chicken and Pork abono!

00:25:22Dahil sa mga lalaki na binibigit niya dito!

00:25:24Candidate number three!

00:25:30Ay!

00:25:32Parang ulf!

00:25:33Wah!

00:25:36Wah!

00:25:39Itikikash na naman siya mama niya!

00:25:41Ang lalaki na ng ibon ko!

00:25:45Ay!

00:25:46Hi!

00:25:48Lilipad tayo!

00:25:50Saan niya gusto kong munta?

00:25:52Akong bahala!

00:25:55Kahit may mga pakpak kayo,

00:25:57may motor pa rin kayo!

00:26:02What's up!

00:26:03Mad love!

00:26:05People!

00:26:10Gusto ko ang kantahin natin ang pangalan ko!

00:26:15Tropical the island breeze, all the nature wild and free, this is where I want to be!

00:26:21La is la bubita!

00:26:24Donita po hindi bubita!

00:26:26Mani mali kayo!

00:26:27Isa pa!

00:26:29Tropical the island breeze, all the nature wild and free, this is where I'm meant to be!

00:26:35La is la bubita!

00:26:38Bupita pa!

00:26:39Bupita pa!

00:26:39Okay ha!

00:26:40Okay ha!

00:26:41Abono diba!

00:26:44What's up mad love people!

00:26:47Diyos naman ako sa inyong harapan!

00:26:50Di natin ang kininiyan!

00:26:52Dahil si Aunt Courtesy yan!

00:26:55Meme!

00:26:56Maganda ka nga ba?

00:26:59Oo naman!

00:27:01Ikaw pa ba?

00:27:02Baka matanggal ako sa Vice, Kauniklog!

00:27:07Dito na lang siguro ako!

00:27:08Of course, ang matipunong natin mga lalaki!

00:27:11Pero, babatiin ko munang ang angka ng aking pinanggalingan!

00:27:15Maayong onto!

00:27:16Karinyong Tana!

00:27:20At syempre mula po sa General Trias Cavite!

00:27:24Gano'n ang pita sa...

00:27:25Bati sa Cavite?

00:27:26Gano'n ang salita sa Cavite?

00:27:27Maayong onto?

00:27:28Hindi, bisaya kasi talaga yung riks ko!

00:27:31May makabisaya din sa Cavite!

00:27:34May mga inkly, yes!

00:27:35May mga ano...

00:27:36I-sari-sari lamang!

00:27:38Yes!

00:27:39Ang mga ibon ko!

00:27:42Gutom na ba kayo?

00:27:44Mama kaya kayo sakin!

00:27:46At naniniwala sa kasabihan!

00:27:49Ang buhay ay parang high heels lang!

00:27:52Mahirap!

00:27:54Masakit!

00:27:55Pero kailangan mo maglakad!

00:27:57Na parang wala kang...

00:27:59Utang!

00:28:00And I...

00:28:02Thank you!

00:28:04Ay!

00:28:05Pero wait!

00:28:06There's more!

00:28:07At aki na!

00:28:08Candidate number...

00:28:114!

00:28:12Grabe yung pak-pak tinakpan yung mga...

00:28:13Sakao si Joe!

00:28:16Sino to?

00:28:20Statua!

00:28:21Abono rin ah!

00:28:22Chicken 14 to!

00:28:30Bwede na kayo!

00:28:31Bwede tayo sumama sa'yo!

00:28:32Ayaw sumama!

00:28:32No, escort mo!

00:28:34Diyo kumaaganaw!

00:28:36Hindi ka nakapag-down kanina!

00:28:40Diyo!

00:28:41Diyo!

00:28:43Diyo!

00:28:44Diyo!

00:28:45Diyo!

00:28:46Diyo!

00:28:47Diyo!

00:28:47Ano pa dapat dapat sumama?

00:28:49Ayaw sumama!

00:28:50Ayaw sumama!

00:28:50Uy!

00:28:52Uy!

00:28:53Uy!

00:28:54Uy!

00:28:55Okay ah!

00:28:56Doon na nga kayo!

00:28:58Uy!

00:28:59Uy!

00:29:00Philippines is my nation!

00:29:03It's Showtime is my location!

00:29:05And you, Darren, is my inspiration!

00:29:09Uy!

00:29:12What's up!

00:29:13Madlang people!

00:29:17Nandito na po sa inyong harapan!

00:29:19Ang baklaang munti ka ng lumaban sa laban ni Lapulapo at Magellan!

00:29:26Mga kaibigan!

00:29:27All the way from Bacolod City!

00:29:30My name is Pretty Peppay Aguilar!

00:29:34Pero ngayong hapon, hayaan nyo akong tanggalin ang Peppay sa aking pangalan!

00:29:40Tawagin nyo na lang akong Pretty Aguilar!

00:29:46Ang taong kumanta ng kantang New Zealand!

00:29:51Ha?

00:29:52New Zealand?

00:29:53Sample!

00:29:54New Zealand ka sa mga ngito!

00:29:59Kala ko Pilipino sumi upo!

00:30:02International sumi upo!

00:30:04One more time pa rin New Zealand!

00:30:05New Zealand pa rin!

00:30:05New Zealand ka sa mga ngito!

00:30:09Ha?

00:30:13Na nagsasabing, ang hirap magpakalalaki kung hindi ka naman tunay na lalaki!

00:30:20Ang hirap ding magpakababae kung hindi ka namang tunay na babae!

00:30:25Pero mas mahirap ang maging baklang ganito kung ang pangalan mo ay Ronaldo!

00:30:30Ha?

00:30:32Ha?

00:30:34At bago ko layasa ng hintablado ng ito!

00:30:38Gusto ko lang sabihin sa inyo na dibali ng mahulog sa mabaong kanal!

00:30:43Huwag lang mapunta sa lalaki hindi ka kailanman minahal!

00:30:46Ha?

00:30:48Grabe yun!

00:30:49Hey!

00:30:50Grabe yan!

00:30:51Paano yung New Zealand?

00:30:52New Zealand ka sa mga!

00:30:55Next pa rin ang beauty mo, candidate number 5.

00:30:58Number five.

00:31:05Ay!

00:31:08Ay!

00:31:12Tarik, sila mo pa si Jung, ha?

00:31:14Ito si Jung.

00:31:15Ito si Jung katabi natin.

00:31:16Yaku-yay.

00:31:18Sipa kayo ng audits, Jung?

00:31:19Parangas ko ng sota.

00:31:20Si candidate number five ay nag-audition na Pinnie member.

00:31:24Ha?

00:31:25At siya sana si Pinnie Nimloy.

00:31:27Nimloy?

00:31:27Pinnie Nimloy.

00:31:29Pero nag-back out siya agad.

00:31:31Bakit?

00:31:31Natatakot kasi siya sa kantang Salamin-Salamin.

00:31:34Meron siyang sari-sari store.

00:31:36Pero siya lang dinamumubo sa mga panindang.

00:31:38Sumali siya kayong viernes dahil available siya.

00:31:41Next week kasi hindi na.

00:31:42Dahil busy na siyang manakot.

00:31:44Charot, ladies and gentlemen.

00:31:45Candidate number five.

00:31:49Kaibigan kong unggoy!

00:31:51Hawakan mo muna itong maleta ko.

00:31:53At tsaka itong ano ko, mapa.

00:31:57Tsaka ito na ring bangs ko.

00:32:01Ay, yung bangs daw!

00:32:02Siniiwan oh!

00:32:06Ola!

00:32:09Nimloy.

00:32:12Sabih-sabih nga!

00:32:14Nimloy.

00:32:16Nimloy.

00:32:32Nimloy.

00:32:33Yes!

00:32:35Perfect!

00:32:36What's up!

00:32:38Ma-

00:32:38Saan ito matawa kayo?

00:32:39What's up!

00:32:41What's up!

00:32:45Ako nga pala ang Jensing La Quachera.

00:32:50Queen Durac.

00:32:52The Explorer.

00:32:54Na nagmula sa Far Away.

00:32:57Yay!

00:32:59Ang celebrity,

00:33:01Talakera ng Muntal...

00:33:03Ano?

00:33:04Talakera?

00:33:06Pagbigyan nyo na.

00:33:08Ang Talakera ng Muntalpan,

00:33:11Probinsya ng Rizal.

00:33:13Pero ngayon,

00:33:14sa alabang na ako nakatira sa kaibigan ko.

00:33:16Wow!

00:33:18Sa alabang pang mayaman,

00:33:19wala tayong magagawa.

00:33:20Yes!

00:33:21Naniniwala sa isang kasabihan.

00:33:24Ninglale na manayne.

00:33:27Ninglale.

00:33:29In Tagalog,

00:33:30si Q Day isang parang lobo.

00:33:33Na kapag binitawan mo,

00:33:36hanggang tingin ka na lang.

00:33:38Never am I!

00:33:43Wow!

00:33:47Ang saya!

00:33:48Yes!

00:33:48I amina-mina.

00:33:49Eh eh!

00:33:50Waka-waka.

00:33:51Anton Wanamisa Treng.

00:33:53La Isla Donita.

00:33:55Freddie Aguilar.

00:33:56Freddie Aguilar.

00:33:57At si Queen Dura,

00:33:59The Explorer.

00:34:00Let's go!

00:34:00Grabe yung Queen Dura.

00:34:02Intro pa lang.

00:34:03Grabe.

00:34:04Pasabog na agad sila.

00:34:05Naghanda sila.

00:34:07Yes, pinaghanda.

00:34:07May gumastos.

00:34:09Kaya kagalingan talaga nila

00:34:10para makabawi-bawi.

00:34:12Oo!

00:34:12Lalo na yung number three, no?

00:34:14Oh, grabe!

00:34:15Oo!

00:34:16Parang mahal yung wings na yun.

00:34:18Correct.

00:34:18Parang mahal yung bar fine.

00:34:21Oo!

00:34:22Pero alam mo, si Anton lang di abono ah.

00:34:24Bakit?

00:34:25Art depth natin.

00:34:26Di ba ba?

00:34:27Kuryente yung ginamit.

00:34:28Kumamit ng kuryente dun.

00:34:29Ayaw ito ba?

00:34:30May kuryente.

00:34:31Kusapin muna natin si

00:34:32Iyamina-mina-e-e-e-waka-waka-e-e.

00:34:37Sa lugar ninyo, sa kaharihan ninyo,

00:34:39ganyan talaga ang mga pangalan?

00:34:40Yes, lahat.

00:34:41Iyamina-mina-e-e-e-waka-waka-e-e.

00:34:43Ah, batin muna mo naman sa lingwahin ninyo yung mga taga kaharihan mong nanonood niya.

00:34:48E-e-e.

00:34:49Ako, Iksy naman.

00:34:50Mas makababa yung pangalan mo.

00:34:52Mas makababa yung pangalan mo sa greeting.

00:34:54Ah, e.

00:34:55E.

00:34:56Ano ang pangalan ng nanay mo sa kaharihan mo?

00:34:59Hmm.

00:35:00E.

00:35:01Ang tatay mo, anong pangalan?

00:35:02Hmm.

00:35:03E.

00:35:04Kamusta yung mga kuya mo ang pangalan?

00:35:05Hmm.

00:35:07E-e.

00:35:07Mas mahaba si kuya.

00:35:08Ano ang I love you sa inyo?

00:35:10Hmm.

00:35:11Hmm.

00:35:11I might see, love.

00:35:12Yung I hate you.

00:35:13Hmm.

00:35:15Yung pa-utang.

00:35:16Hmm.

00:35:17O sige, eto na utang mo.

00:35:19Hmm.

00:35:20Okay.

00:35:22Sayang.

00:35:23Nasira yung iskrip.

00:35:27Okay.

00:35:28So anong nararamdaman mo ngayon?

00:35:30Iyamina.

00:35:31Ginawa niya yung kagamanin mo daling araw, eh.

00:35:35Okay.

00:35:35It's okay.

00:35:36Ah.

00:35:37Kamusta naman ang nararamdaman mo ngayon?

00:35:39Ngayon, um, masaya.

00:35:41Masaya.

00:35:41Kasi, um, kasama kami sa 70th anniversary ng It's Showtime.

00:35:47Iiyak tuloy ako.

00:35:47Sorry.

00:35:49Um.

00:35:49Iiyak ko.

00:35:50E-e.

00:35:51Ay, ganyan sila.

00:35:53Iiyak.

00:35:53Oo.

00:35:55Pero, ano, excited siya for today kasi ngayon niya lang daw mailalabas yung mga napag-aralan niya.

00:36:00Napakaraming napag-aralan niya.

00:36:02Oo.

00:36:02Tulad na?

00:36:03Sabihin mo sa amin yung mga ano yung...

00:36:04Kasi nakita ko sa bayo dito, ang dami mong iskwela, ang dami mong kursong natapos.

00:36:08Yes.

00:36:08And sa totoong buhay, I took up AB Mass Communication sa USD.

00:36:13Wow.

00:36:14And then nagdag-accountancy ako sa Lazal.

00:36:16Wow.

00:36:17Tapos nag-prelo ako sa UP.

00:36:19Wow.

00:36:19And all of those are only in my dreams.

00:36:22Oh.

00:36:23Dreams pala.

00:36:23At least mayroon siya ako.

00:36:25At least mayroon siya ako.

00:36:25Nanawala ako.

00:36:26Pakarap siya.

00:36:27Pakarap siya.

00:36:28Oo.

00:36:30Pero sa totoong buhay, ano talagang gusto mong guning kurso kung sa kasakali?

00:36:34Accountancy talagang gusto.

00:36:36Bakit?

00:36:37Kasi gusto kong matutoy mag-debit, mag-credit, tapos kumupit.

00:36:45Masama pala yung balak niya.

00:36:46Hindi papasa ito ng board exam.

00:36:50Tapos, ano mga trip mo sa buhay? Anong mga racket mo?

00:36:54Dahil sa Vice Comedy Club naman talaga ako natatrabaho.

00:36:57Hosting talaga kahit pumasok ako doon.

00:36:59Kaso hindi ako napupunta sa mga corporate shows talaga.

00:37:02Pero bukod dyan, alam ko tinawagan ka na ng mga international.

00:37:05Yung mga apps.

00:37:06Oh, talaga.

00:37:07Streaming apps?

00:37:08Streaming apps?

00:37:08Sa YouTube po.

00:37:10Sa YouTube.

00:37:11Inuhanap ko nila ako.

00:37:12Wow.

00:37:13Anong gagawin?

00:37:14Anong nirecord po nila yung boses ko.

00:37:17Ah.

00:37:17Paano?

00:37:18Narinig ka namin sa mga YouTube?

00:37:20Oo, ako yun.

00:37:20Sa mga vlogs mo minsan.

00:37:21Ako yun.

00:37:22Ano yun?

00:37:23Paano?

00:37:23One hour later.

00:37:25Ah, ikaw pala yun?

00:37:27Ikaw pala yun?

00:37:29Ikaw yun.

00:37:29Ano pa?

00:37:302,000 years later.

00:37:33Ah.

00:37:33Poses mo din yun.

00:37:34Meanwhile, mga kanya.

00:37:36Ah, yun pala yun.

00:37:37Eventually, mga kanya.

00:37:39Ako gumawa noon.

00:37:40At saka yung meme ng mga nagtatakbuhan.

00:37:43Paano ba yun yun?

00:37:44Ron.

00:37:46Ika yun ako gawa.

00:37:47Ikaw din.

00:37:47Kaya salamat sa YouTube.

00:37:48Ang daming mong trabaho.

00:37:49Nagiraki to.

00:37:50Malaki ang kita noon ha?

00:37:51Oo.

00:37:52International sa YouTube.

00:37:53Yes.

00:37:54International.

00:37:55So, kamusta nang mga kinita mo?

00:37:56Kamusta nang?

00:37:57I'm okay naman.

00:37:58Nakakaipon-ipon naman ngayon.

00:38:00Oh, very good.

00:38:01Pero nagpautang ako kanina eh.

00:38:03Kanino?

00:38:04Sa number three.

00:38:05Nag-share ako dun sa dalawang lalaman.

00:38:07He's pork abono.

00:38:08Oo.

00:38:09Bakit?

00:38:10Kasi malaki-laki daw yung budget nung isa.

00:38:12Humingi na ng tulong.

00:38:13Oo, humingi na ng tulong.

00:38:15Isa lang naman yata ang may budget dun eh.

00:38:17Sino talaga ba?

00:38:18Oo.

00:38:18Parang isa.

00:38:20Parang...

00:38:20Okay.

00:38:21For the love?

00:38:22For the love.

00:38:22Oh.

00:38:24Grabe.

00:38:25Sino dun?

00:38:27Sino dun?

00:38:28Yung may hawak lang si Bat.

00:38:29Yung ginamit din naman.

00:38:30Diba?

00:38:31Yung may hawak lang si Bat.

00:38:33Kasi dalawa daw kasi yung kasama mong boys.

00:38:35Kaya siya din nagdalawang boys.

00:38:37Yes.

00:38:37Oo.

00:38:37Walang magpatalo ako dun.

00:38:39Okay.

00:38:40Laban na laban siya.

00:38:41Oo.

00:38:41Pero sa inyong lima,

00:38:42sino sa palagay mong pinakamatalino sa inyo?

00:38:44Number one.

00:38:45I think ayoko namang sabihing ako,

00:38:47pero ako na.

00:38:49Sino sa palagay mong pinakamahinas dyan sa limang yan?

00:38:54Yung dalawang magkapatid.

00:38:57Magkapatid?

00:38:57Kapatid si Nimlay at si Nimlay.

00:38:59At si Nimlay.

00:39:00Oo.

00:39:01Pag namatay ang mga irililipisa,

00:39:02Nimlay ang Pilipinas.

00:39:05Sabi ko sa'yo, huwag kagtatabi sa akin.

00:39:07Hindi.

00:39:08Hindi.

00:39:08Pero kung talino din lang,

00:39:10lalaban kami, Meme.

00:39:11Ah, talaga.

00:39:11Lalaban kami.

00:39:12Diyos ko.

00:39:12Boses nga, demonyo yung talino.

00:39:16Diba?

00:39:17Puro kadiliman lang naman ang isip niya, Nino?

00:39:20Grabe.

00:39:21Dito tayo kay number two naman.

00:39:23Number two.

00:39:23Si number two talaga ang isa sa mga pinakasikat na kaboses ni Regina.

00:39:27Ah, yes.

00:39:27Oo naman.

00:39:28Narinig-narinig naman kanina.

00:39:30Yes.

00:39:31May message ko ba kay Ate Reg?

00:39:32Kasi nagpapahinga siya ngayon katatapos na ng kanyang three-night concert.

00:39:36Unang-una nagpapasalamat ang buong sangkabayan ng Pilipino

00:39:41sa shinere mong legacy, Ate Reg.

00:39:45Sobrang, ah, sobrang dami mong kanta na naging bahagi ng buhay namin.

00:39:49At wala siguro ako sa kinalalagan ko ngayon.

00:39:52Hindi ako tatagal ng almost 30 years sa trabaho

00:39:54kung hindi ako tumulad sa'yo.

00:39:57Kaya hindi ako nagkamali ng in-impersonate.

00:40:00Ikaw lang talaga ang para sa akin.

00:40:02Awww.

00:40:04Awww.

00:40:06Kasi siya...

00:40:06Grabe naman yung pag-consuling dun yun.

00:40:08Shhh.

00:40:10Shhh.

00:40:11Shhh.

00:40:11Narakantamang ko siya eh.

00:40:13Alam mo...

00:40:13Shhh.

00:40:15Alam mo katawang babae ka pero mason yung katawan mo.

00:40:19Grabe.

00:40:19Sa dami ng mga kinakanta mong awit ni Regine,

00:40:22ano doon yung pinaka-favorite mo?

00:40:24Ah...

00:40:25Syempre gusto-gusto ko yung mga sinulati Kuya Ogie para kay Ate Reg.

00:40:28Gusto ko yung Walang Iba.

00:40:31Gusto ko rin yung Walang Iba.

00:40:32Walang Iba.

00:40:33Ano ba yung Walang Iba?

00:40:34Walang Iba.

00:40:36Pagsasara.

00:40:37Amamama.

00:40:38Iba yan.

00:40:39Yung na ba yung.

00:40:39Shhh.

00:40:41Alang Iba pagsasara.

00:40:44Amamama.

00:40:45Sa pagtitigil na natin.

00:40:49Amamama.

00:40:50Sana ay di na magwakas.

00:40:53Amamama.

00:40:55Ganda naman ang kolok ko?

00:40:56Alang Iba.

00:40:57Pagsasara.

00:40:57Amamama.

00:40:57Sa pagtitigil na natin.

00:41:00Amamama.

00:41:01Sana ay di na magwakas.

00:41:03Walang Iba sa puso ko kundi ikaw.

00:41:12Walang Iba mamahalin kundi ikaw.

00:41:20Kailan ma'y di magpabago.

00:41:26Ang tipok ng puso.

00:41:30Ikaw na.

00:41:31Ayun maganda talaga yun.

00:41:32Maganda talaga yun.

00:41:33Maganda talaga yun.

00:41:33Binaboy lang ni Juana tsaka ni Trio.

00:41:35Pero ayaw kanilang pa moment.

00:41:37Pero parang hindi siya.

00:41:38Sabi ni Juana tsaka tinitriyo.

00:41:40Parang makaka-moment siya din.

00:41:41Baboy.

00:41:43Tsaka siyempre marami.

00:41:44Masabit.

00:41:45Parang hindi akmasabit yung kinakanta ni Iba.

00:41:47Ay oh.

00:41:48Ano masabi?

00:41:49Ano bang masabit?

00:41:50Masabit dapat?

00:41:51Yung pino.

00:41:51Anong yung kinampostin ni Kuya Ogie?

00:41:53Yung sa piling mo.

00:41:54Yung sasakto sa bit eh.

00:41:56Ay paano ba yun?

00:41:57Sa piling mo, sa piling mo.

00:41:59Sipilin mo yun.

00:42:01Sipilin mo yun.

00:42:02Sipilin mo yun.

00:42:03Sipilin mo yun.

00:42:04Makakatawa talaga kayo.

00:42:06Gabi-gabi na sa vice comedy.

00:42:08Galing.

00:42:09Galing.

00:42:10Galing.

00:42:14Ang galing ng mga bakla.

00:42:16I wanna go.

00:42:17I wanna go.

00:42:18Huwag na baka kumanta ka.

00:42:20Okay na kami.

00:42:22Pag kumanta ka sabihin,

00:42:23ay mas nakakatawa yung baba.

00:42:26Okay.

00:42:27So, si Regine talaga ever since.

00:42:28Bata pa lang yan si Regine na.

00:42:30Oo.

00:42:31Ang idol niya.

00:42:33High school pa lang ako.

00:42:35Talagang idol ko na si Songbird.

00:42:37Kasi first year high school ako nung lumabas yung narito ako eh.

00:42:411990.

00:42:42Pero ngayon,

00:42:43nag-iba na kasi.

00:42:44Parang hindi na si Regine ang ina-idol.

00:42:47Ang ina-impersonate.

00:42:48Sino na?

00:42:49Iba na.

00:42:49Ikuwento mo naman sa akin.

00:42:50Siyempre kasi nag-finale na si Ate Reg.

00:42:53So, feeling ko,

00:42:55Jaya na at Celine.

00:42:57Jaya at Celine na?

00:42:58Jaya.

00:42:59Bakit?

00:42:59Kasi,

00:43:00diabetic na po ako.

00:43:02Kaya,

00:43:03siyempre,

00:43:04pag-diabetic ka na,

00:43:05kailangang mag-insulin.

00:43:09Kombo yun eh, no?

00:43:11Kaya ako wala.

00:43:14Kaya siya pumunta nung concert niya Ate Regine.

00:43:15Nagpaalam siya.

00:43:16Bakit?

00:43:17Ate Regine, since nag-finale ka,

00:43:19ipapack-up ko na rin yung pag-raising ko.

00:43:20Magja-Jaya na ako.

00:43:21Kasi pinakita yung taas ng sugar ko.

00:43:24Kailangan niya na mag-insulin.

00:43:25Kasi diabetic na siya.

00:43:27Nadali lang.

00:43:28Bakit parang walang mga edad niya mo?

00:43:30Alen.

00:43:30O, di sinunan ni edad ah.

00:43:32Yung lugar lang.

00:43:33Ang sinunan ni mga edad.

00:43:34Usually may edad, no?

00:43:36Oo.

00:43:36Pero hindi ko naman kasabay ang mga yan.

00:43:38Wow!

00:43:38Kasi si Windura talaga ang kasabayan.

00:43:40Wow!

00:43:41Wow!

00:43:42Wow ha!

00:43:43Napawaw kayo ba?

00:43:43Kabats nyo?

00:43:44Ay hindi.

00:43:45Nauna talaga yan.

00:43:47Wow!

00:43:49Magkasabay tayo sa comedy bro.

00:43:50Magkaiba lang tayo ng pinagperformer.

00:43:53Ayaw pumayag ka.

00:43:54Dahil doon ka nagperform sa mga bar na ang kinakantahan nyo, lamesa lang, di ba?

00:43:57Ayaw pumayag ka.

00:43:58Una ka.

00:43:59Sabay tayo.

00:44:00Tayo nila po.

00:44:01Tayo.

00:44:02Nila po ang nauna.

00:44:03Ba't ayaw mo bang mauna?

00:44:05Ba't ayaw mo bang mauna?

00:44:07Ba't ayaw mo mauna?

00:44:08Ba't ayaw mo mauna?

00:44:09Ang ibig ko sabi, ba't ayaw mo mauna?

00:44:11Ba't ayaw mo mauna?

00:44:11Wag lang ako isasara yung pinagdatrabuhan nyo.

00:44:13Hindi!

00:44:13Nauna ka talaga kasi inidulo nga kita, kaya napunta ako sa comedy park.

00:44:16Ayun!

00:44:17Yes natin yan!

00:44:18Ayaw ka naman pala eh!

00:44:20Yes natin yan!

00:44:21Huwag ka lang laki kisahan.

00:44:22Pumunta ka dun sa Chinese restaurant.

00:44:23Kapag kuha ka ng shomai, sa'yo napunta-punta ka dito.

00:44:28Sinabi ko sa'yo,

00:44:29gumawa ka ng shomai,

00:44:30punta ka nang punta dito.

00:44:31I know, right?

00:44:33Last order na rin.

00:44:35Ano pa gusto nyo?

00:44:36Ano pa gusto nyo?

00:44:38Okay.

00:44:39So, si number two,

00:44:41bigyan mo kami ng isa pang yung Regine.

00:44:43O yan.

00:44:43Ay, Regine nga.

00:44:45Kasi diba,

00:44:46pag nakapanood mo talaga,

00:44:48sobrang sabi yung,

00:44:49ay, Regine.

00:44:49Ah talaga?

00:44:50Ang galing magsumba nyan.

00:44:51Magsumba ka ka.

00:44:51Diba yun, Regine Tolentino yun eh.

00:44:54Sige.

00:44:54Pag wala siyang boses,

00:44:54nagri-Regine Tolentino kasi siya.

00:44:56Pag-regine.

00:44:57Sige, anong gusto mo?

00:45:02Tanging mahal,

00:45:03sa puso ko'y ikaw lang.

00:45:10Sabihin mong pag-ibig kong

00:45:16minimiti o inasa.

00:45:19Pumasok si Ogie.

00:45:22Kailan pa ba?

00:45:25Kinyang nalina.

00:45:27Aduh,

00:45:28Wala,

00:45:28ganda yung braso.

00:45:35Aduh,

00:45:35na kay lang po ko siya.

00:45:36Sa piling mo,

00:45:37sa piling mo.

00:45:41Okay na yung huwag na natin ka usapin yung tatlo masay,

00:45:44masayin na iwanin.

00:45:45Huwag na lang kasa pakumabay.

00:45:46Visit ako dito sa kay Number 10,

00:45:48pagbukayo ito lang.

00:45:49Ako sabi po,

00:45:50gumasos yan eh.

00:45:51Oo, ako nungayot eh.

00:45:52Uh, inut-ulo ko dito kay Numberte.

00:45:53Godri, kamusta ka naman?

00:45:55Okay lang po.

00:45:55Lais lang. Lais lang doon ito.

00:45:57Oo, hinupo.

00:45:58Magkano abono mo?

00:46:03Dalawang kiyohod sa VCs.

00:46:06Dalawang gabi?

00:46:07Malaki-laki din yun, nakasama panggit.

00:46:09Malaki?

00:46:09Kaya nga magper-perform ako mamaya walang gun.

00:46:13Bago pa magperform, nakuha mo na.

00:46:16Sige na, sige na, tumawa kayo!

00:46:19Kasi si Donita siya yun, si Binibining Est.

00:46:22SD.

00:46:23Wow.

00:46:23Salary deduction.

00:46:25Yung bago pa pumasok, tatawag.

00:46:26Pwede kunin ko ng TF mamaya.

00:46:28Bad bands lagi.

00:46:29Mabait.

00:46:29Mabait naman ng VCCP.

00:46:30Nagbibigyan naman ako.

00:46:31Sino naman naman ang kinagaya mo?

00:46:33Parang eh.

00:46:33Kasi naka-Anton.

00:46:34Ito nag-dodolpi si number one eh.

00:46:37Dolpi.

00:46:38My nephew Shasha.

00:46:41Invite mo naman sila sa humalong darilis the movie.

00:46:44Note kayo Shasha.

00:46:49Nakakatawa talaga si Juan and 2.

00:46:50Dito tayo ulit.

00:46:51Ano talaga eh!

00:46:52Katriya!

00:46:53Katriya na tayo!

00:46:54Ma?

00:46:54Usapin na natin.

00:46:56Dito na buhayo lang galaga.

00:46:59Number three.

00:47:01Okay.

00:47:01May ini-impersonate ka ba?

00:47:03Meron ka bang ano?

00:47:04Syempre.

00:47:04Sino?

00:47:05Diba?

00:47:06Siya talaga?

00:47:06Oo oo!

00:47:07Sino?

00:47:08Nakakatigan mo.

00:47:10Chanta Romero, diba?

00:47:12Oh, hindi ah.

00:47:13Hello?

00:47:13Pang Miss Grand yung itsura ko ngayon.

00:47:15Ha?

00:47:15Right, Miss Nicole?

00:47:17Miss Grand Central, Kaloocan City.

00:47:21So Miss Chanda, sino mo?

00:47:23Or Donita Rose pa talaga?

00:47:25Donita Rose.

00:47:26Donita Rose.

00:47:26Donita Nose po.

00:47:27Kasi totoo yung ilong ko na maganda.

00:47:28Hindi gawa.

00:47:29Ay, ay!

00:47:30Peppa, ikaw na kumusap dyan.

00:47:31Hindi gawa yung ilong mo.

00:47:34Patulingin ka sa kaliwa.

00:47:35Patulingin ka sa kaliwa mo.

00:47:36Patulingin ka sa kaliwa mo.

00:47:37Eh, kasi parang kaliwa.

00:47:38Ay, ikaw yung nakatatlong ha?

00:47:40Oh, nakatatlong ha?

00:47:41Nakatatlong ano?

00:47:42Nakatatlong gawa yan eh yung...

00:47:43Ang ilo.

00:47:44Madlang people ang gawang ilong.

00:47:46Hindi mo pwedeng ganito eh.

00:47:47Oo.

00:47:48Ay, nababalok tot eh.

00:47:50Gano'n eh.

00:47:51Gawin mo.

00:47:53Parang nag-expect kang ikaw pa pa ganun eh.

00:47:55Hindi naman talaga gawa yan.

00:47:57Peppa, ipatunayan mo na gawa yung ilong ni Donita.

00:48:01Oo.

00:48:02Gayahin mo to.

00:48:03Kung totoong yan hindi gawa.

00:48:04Oo.

00:48:06Oo.

00:48:07Oo.

00:48:08Oo.

00:48:09Oo.

00:48:10Oo.

00:48:25Oo.

00:48:26Oo na- 커�mmorated siya.

00:48:26Cano'n?

00:48:28Oo.

00:48:31Oo.

00:48:34Oo.

00:48:35Oo.

00:48:36Oo.

00:48:48Oo.

00:48:49Kili-kili.

00:48:50Diyan mo makikita yung inuna ng diablo, di ba?

00:48:52Ang inuna ng batang diablo.

00:48:55Wala pang il-linyo?

00:48:56Nauna ka na?

00:48:57Iyang-iya.

00:48:58Iyang-iya sa'yo.

00:48:59Pero siya dyan sa boses mo na?

00:49:00Sinong ginag-iya?

00:49:00Boses?

00:49:01Sabi niya si Lindyon Jaya.

00:49:02Ako talaga nag-Jaya.

00:49:04Oh.

00:49:04Parang hindi mo naman kaboses si Jaya.

00:49:06Kaboses ko.

00:49:07Pakinggan mo naman.

00:49:08Sige, sige.

00:49:09Parinig ako.

00:49:10Grabe talaga.

00:49:11Huh, hirap dito.

00:49:13Doon nga lang ako sa vice.

00:49:15Hindi na.

00:49:15Ano lang si Meme?

00:49:16Bakit ka mag-Jaya?

00:49:17Ay, nakapang-Iron Man ka.

00:49:24Pero si number 5, kasi naglilika mo, mas Jaya daw siya.

00:49:28Jaya?

00:49:29Andre Di Jaya.

00:49:31Wrestling.

00:49:32Si Andre Di Jaya siya.

00:49:36Nag-Jaya ka talaga?

00:49:37Number 3?

00:49:39Nag-Jaya ako.

00:49:39Oh, di congrats.

00:49:40Dito tayo kay number 4.

00:49:41Mandali.

00:49:41Pagkita mo muna.

00:49:42Kasi masaya kami nag-Jaya.

00:49:44Kaya nga congrats.

00:49:45Oo.

00:49:45Ayaw mo naman makikinggan pa.

00:49:46Naniniwala naman kami.

00:49:47Ba't makikinggan pa namin?

00:49:48Para malaman ng mga madlampi.

00:49:49Okay.

00:49:50Pinakanta mo nga to.

00:49:51Pinakanta mo to.

00:49:51Tapos ako yun eh.

00:49:52Nag-Jaya siya.

00:49:53Maniwala kayo sa akin.

00:49:54Patry mo lang ako.

00:49:56Grabe ka naman!

00:49:56Ah, sinisiguan ba ako?

00:49:59Ayan.

00:50:00Ayan.

00:50:02Sorry.

00:50:03Sorry.

00:50:05Sige, naalis na ako.

00:50:06O.

00:50:09Jaya!

00:50:11Makakaya ko ba?

00:50:12Oh, Diyos ko naman!

00:50:14Kinilabutan na.

00:50:15Eeg!

00:50:15Kung mawawala ka sa aking piling.

00:50:19O.

00:50:20Ladies and gentlemen, Jaya!

00:50:22Paaamin.

00:50:23Jaya!

00:50:25Halika't iyakab mo.

00:50:26Ladies and gentlemen, Jaya!

00:50:27Ay di ko na kaya'ng ibang.

00:50:30Give it up for Jaya!

00:50:32Ay, madami.

00:50:35Pahintin lang ako kaya.

00:50:35Whitney!

00:50:36Ah!

00:50:37Di ka nag-Whitney!

00:50:38Kaya ko nga!

00:50:39Ano ba yan?

00:50:40Di ka nag-Whitney.

00:50:41Mas kaya rin mo yung Ploji?

00:50:45Nako ha!

00:50:45Grabe yung Whitney ha!

00:50:47Yes!

00:50:48O.

00:50:48Nag-Whitney rin kasi to eh.

00:50:50Hi!

00:50:53Diba?

00:50:57Hi!

00:50:58Hi!

00:50:59Hi!

00:50:59Parang Jaya po!

00:51:00Ganyan yung Whitney!

00:51:02Hi!

00:51:03Sh!

00:51:04Hi!

00:51:07Hi!

00:51:08Hi!

00:51:11Hi!

00:51:13Hi!

00:51:20Hi!

00:51:21Hi!

00:51:21Patagulo!

00:51:22Tinuloy ni Regine!

00:51:24Would only be in your way...

00:51:31Umasak si Dolpy!

00:51:33And I...

00:51:40I love it!

00:51:42Nako, sino kaya to?

00:51:45Ay, ito walang ginagayang singer!

00:51:46Ay!

00:51:47Huwag kong ginagay niya naka-naka ko!

00:51:48Maraming ginagaya yan!

00:51:49Ginagaya niya yung asawa ni ano?

00:51:51Yung Beyonce!

00:51:52Kaya mong katanya!

00:51:52Ay, Beyonce!

00:51:53Diba?

00:51:54Ah, meron dyan...

00:51:55May YouTube ka ba dyan?

00:51:56Punta mo nga yung ano?

00:51:58Yung...

00:51:58Yung minus one ng ano,

00:52:00ng single ladies!

00:52:01Yan!

00:52:01Ano, mahahanap please?

00:52:03Ah, single ladies!

00:52:04Ay, Diyos ko!

00:52:05Yun ang opening niya!

00:52:06Ah, talaga!

00:52:07Sa Vice Comedy Club!

00:52:08Pag yun ang ginagawa niya,

00:52:09standing ovation!

00:52:10Oh!

00:52:11Single ladies!

00:52:12Uy, grabe pa!

00:52:13Ay ah!

00:52:14Single ladies minus one!

00:52:15Meron dyan!

00:52:15Ay, kaboses ba niya si Beyonce?

00:52:17Ay, mas kaboses na talaga si ano...

00:52:19Sino?

00:52:19Si PDT!

00:52:22Meron?

00:52:22Jay-Z!

00:52:23Jay-Z yung asawa niya!

00:52:25Hindi, magaling si Jay-Z eh!

00:52:26Oh!

00:52:27Si PDT!

00:52:28Si Jay-Z medyo lang kaboses niya!

00:52:31Shit!

00:52:32Dito ka na!

00:52:33Talikod ka muna, siyempre eh!

00:52:35Ay!

00:52:35Alam mo hindi ko na nakikilala yung sarili ko sa pinagagagawa niyo sa akin talaga minsan...

00:52:39Bakit nakilala ba namin ko si Preti Aguilar?

00:52:43Nakumantay ng Nusila!

00:52:44Yes!

00:52:45Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

00:52:47please welcome,

00:52:48for the very first time on Showtime stage,

00:52:51here is,

00:52:52the diva,

00:52:53Beyonce!

00:52:56All the single ladies!

00:52:58All the single ladies!

00:53:01All the single ladies!

00:53:04Now put your hands up!

00:53:05Up in the crowd!

00:53:07Just on up!

00:53:08Working my own little things!

00:53:10You decided to dip!

00:53:12Now you wanna trip!

00:53:13Cause another brother noticed me!

00:53:15He up on him!

00:53:17He up on me!

00:53:18Don't pay him any attention!

00:53:20Can't cry my tears!

00:53:22For three good years!

00:53:23He can't be mad at me!

00:53:25Cause he put the shirt for the ring in it!

00:53:28Eh, patayin mo lang nga yung sa siya ngayon!

00:53:30Ha ha ha!

00:53:32Bakit?!

00:53:33Ba'n, ba'n?

00:53:33Ba'n, ba'n pinakatay ko?

00:53:34Ang yun, ba'n?

00:53:35Ang bilis eh!

00:53:36Ang bilis eh!

00:53:38Ano na lang?

00:53:39Ano pa kaya d'o?

00:53:40Yung ano nalang yung,

00:53:41New Zealand ka sa mundong ito!

00:53:43Yung,

00:53:44Sino,

00:53:44sino ba tayo akaboses mo sa nga Comedy Bar?

00:53:46Hindi siya kumakanta,

00:53:48pero sikat siya sa lahat.

00:53:49Sino?

00:53:50Si, ano,

00:53:51si,

00:53:52Master Poggy!

00:53:54Master Poggy? Sino yun?

00:53:55Master Poggy.

00:53:57Aba! Huwag tayo mag-away sa planetang Earth.

00:54:02Yung pala ka-poggy siya.

00:54:04Hindi ko naman ay na-expect na sumali ka ma-jin-boob.

00:54:10Huwag kang lagmamangma! Gulita-gulita ako!

00:54:14At kinawasap din Master Poggy si Jaya.

00:54:16Apa Jaya?

00:54:17Ano yun?

00:54:18Ay!

00:54:19Pareho pala tayo.

00:54:20Galing-galing mo din.

00:54:21Kinawasap din si Dolby.

00:54:23Masyado ka ng malakas sa planetang Earth.

00:54:26I love you.

00:54:29Pero maganda boses niya ang buo.

00:54:32Boses si Luther Bandros eh.

00:54:34Bagsakal mo!

00:54:34Ay, patingin nga!

00:54:35I'll talk sometime alone.

00:54:37Oo!

00:54:39Just what we really need.

00:54:42Kasi pang galing ng Beyonce.

00:54:44Kasi pang like it in your shit.

00:54:47Flexible!

00:54:48Ang galing ah!

00:54:51Diba?

00:54:53Tsaka pretty!

00:54:54Oo!

00:54:54Pero totoo ilong mo?

00:54:56Hindi!

00:54:56Ayaw umamin nung number three eh!

00:54:58Alamin mo!

00:54:59Ayaw nga!

00:55:00Kandina pa kami...

00:55:01Akin na nga dunita yung ilong mo!

00:55:03Pare!

00:55:04Five o lang, friend!

00:55:05Okay, go!

00:55:06Oo!

00:55:07Ayan nung nakamay-tiban dito oh!

00:55:10Ito'y number five.

00:55:11Hindi siya masyadong kumikibo kasi hindi niya naiintindihan yung pinupo.

00:55:14Bakit hindi niya naiintindihan?

00:55:16She's fresh from Thailand.

00:55:17Ah, talaga!

00:55:18She doesn't understand Filipino very well.

00:55:22Hindi siya!

00:55:23She needs an interpreter.

00:55:25So number four will help her.

00:55:27Tatanungin ka namin.

00:55:29Tatanungin namin sa number five.

00:55:30Tapos sa kanya masabihin yung sagot mo.

00:55:32Tapos ikaw mag-interpret sa amin.

00:55:34Okay, so number five.

00:55:36How are you feeling right now?

00:55:37Nilada ba nanay?

00:55:40Okay naman daw.

00:55:42What else?

00:55:44Nilale, naminale, naminale.

00:55:47Okay daw siya uli.

00:55:50Hindi kayo sinabi.

00:55:51Ha?

00:55:51Hindi kayo sinabi.

00:55:52Hindi kayo sinabi.

00:55:53Ano man sinabi mo?

00:55:54Sabi ko, what's up?

00:55:55O bakit ka nagtatagalog si Raulo ka pala?

00:55:57Maroon nung ako.

00:55:58Ah, okay.

00:55:58Pero patiin mo muna yung mga friends mo, yung mga fans mo ito Thailand.

00:56:01Sadi kaplon namin ay nang lay!

00:56:04Showtime na kaplon!

00:56:08Happy!

00:56:09Happy!

00:56:10So sad.

00:56:12Yung hari ng Thailand nanodood kasi parang gusto ko niya ng patarihan doon.

00:56:15Anong mensahin mo sa kanya?

00:56:16Soon.

00:56:18See you soon.

00:56:19Oo.

00:56:20Masaya ka ba nandito ako sa showtime?

00:56:22Super saya!

00:56:23Grabe, mga idol ko lang kayo.

00:56:25Tapos kasama ko na kayo ngayon.

00:56:27Nakikinig ba kayo ma?

00:56:29Pero parang hindi namin ang sinasabi ng konsyensya mo.

00:56:32Oo nga yun.

00:56:32Ano ba sabi ng konsensya mo?

00:56:34Huwanda kayo sa akin mama.

00:56:35Oo nga kaalaman tayo kung sinong pinakamatalino.

00:56:38Oo!

00:56:40Oo!

00:56:40Okay ba ba ba?

00:56:41Oo!

00:56:42Siya ba yung, ikaw ba yung pinakababy girl dito?

00:56:45Gugugaka!

00:56:46Yes!

00:56:47So kapata na ako, no?

00:56:48Sino sa apat na yun siya?

00:56:49Tingin mo yung papapatumba mo agad?

00:56:52Sorry mo kasi parang lumalaban sila.

00:56:54Parang ikaw hindi.

00:56:55Ikaw na lang!

00:56:56Sino?

00:56:57Sino?

00:56:57Sabi niya, ma hindi daw ako lumalaban, hindi niya alam.

00:57:00Ah!

00:57:02Isa sa mga guerrera ko yan sa Vice Comedy Cup.

00:57:06Katapusan mo na.

00:57:07What?

00:57:07Kung sabi mo Master Pogi,

00:57:09Ano ba yung sinasabi mo sa akin hindi ako lumalaban?

00:57:13Ano?

00:57:14Nakatukalit mo talaga ang mga tao kahit hindi ka mapagsabi yung...

00:57:16Napakagaling mo naman talaga Marimar.

00:57:18Maraming salam!

00:57:20Master Pogi!

00:57:22Di ba?

00:57:22Pero may request si Bong.

00:57:24Ano yan?

00:57:24Pwede daw ba pag sumagot kay mamaya ganyan?

00:57:26Yung mga ka-pratrenyo.

00:57:28Ikaw, tatlo characters mo.

00:57:30Ikaw yung konsensya mo at saka yung Thailand din.

00:57:32Yes.

00:57:32Humanda.

00:57:33So, tatlo, humanda.

00:57:34Tatlo, humanda.

00:57:35Pero kumakanta din to si Queen Dura.

00:57:36Ay talaga.

00:57:37Oo, kumakanta din.

00:57:38Ano yung kingsong niyo ni Pukirat dati?

00:57:40I never!

00:57:42Keep smiling.

00:57:44Keep shining.

00:57:46Knowing you can always count on me.

00:57:53Wala na yan?

00:57:55Magandang boses.

00:57:55Buo, di ba?

00:57:57Sumasali rin ng mga singing contest.

00:57:58Ano pang laban mo talaga?

00:58:00More on, um...

00:58:01Earth Supply.

00:58:02Ay!

00:58:03Pero nag-gumibirit din ako.

00:58:04Pero wala kasi ako ginagaya mo.

00:58:06O sige, kahit ano, ibigin mo sa amin yung pang malakasan mo.

00:58:08I'll be the whole night.

00:58:12I'll be the whole night.

00:58:14I'll be it cause I care.

00:58:15Yeah, I know you don't care.

00:58:18I know nothing could matter.

00:58:21Got a win from tomorrow.

00:58:26I'll be the whole night.

00:58:31I'll be the whole night.

00:58:37I'll be the whole night.

00:58:43Tusk sa'yo!

00:58:44Pero, paano pa kinantam mo yan para sa mga taga-Thailand?

00:58:47Ning-la-num-lanen!

00:58:49Ning-la...

00:58:50Ang hirap!

00:58:52Tagalog na lang pala ako.

00:58:53Hindi na pala...

00:58:57Let the talent begin here at WIDLANG!

00:59:02Let the talent begin here at WIDLANG!

00:59:03Let the talent number one, I amina-mina-ee-ee, waka-waka-ee-ee!

00:59:10I amina-mina-ee-ee, waka-waka-ee-ee!

00:59:13Good luck to all!

00:59:14This is the question you need to choose.

00:59:17Hi Ryan!

00:59:18Come on!

00:59:19Joke!

00:59:21Bakit solid ang samahan?

00:59:24Solid?

00:59:25No, no?

00:59:26Bakit solid?

00:59:27Solid?

00:59:28Bakit solid?

00:59:30Solid!

00:59:31Solid ang samahang mag-asawang-aswang?

00:59:35Ha?

00:59:35Bakit solid ang samahan ng mag-asawang-aswang?

00:59:42Ang dami ko nang iniisip, dinagdagay mo pa.

00:59:45Bakit solid ang samahan ng mag-asawang-aswang?

00:59:50Aswang.

00:59:52Bakit?

00:59:53Kasi, they live it together, aswang.

00:59:57Ha ha ha ha!

00:59:59Funny, funny, funny, funny!

01:00:01Funny, funny, funny!

01:00:03Ano kayo?

01:00:05They live it together.

01:00:08They live together.

01:00:09They live it.

01:00:10They...

01:00:10Pasensya na sa pronunciation ko.

01:00:13But, they live it together, aswang.

01:00:15They live it?

01:00:16Anong they live it?

01:00:17They live together?

01:00:19They live together, aswang.

01:00:21Ah, wala pala.

01:00:22They live together, aswang.

01:00:23Aswang.

01:00:23Yan!

01:00:25Isa ba?

01:00:26Isa, yes, yes, yes, sir?

01:00:29Ah...

01:00:30Anong tawag...

01:00:35Sa samahan ng mga aso?

01:00:38Association.

01:00:39Association.

01:00:40Anong tawag naman sa samahan ng mga pusa?

01:00:47Ano?

01:00:48Katipunero.

01:00:52Funny, funny, funny!

01:00:53Funny, funny, funny!

01:00:55And they live it.

01:00:56Together, aswang.

01:00:58Okay?

01:00:59Iyaminaminap, bumulot ka na.

01:01:04Hi, tita.

01:01:05Hello, pamangkin.

01:01:07Hi, tita.

01:01:07Hello, pamangkin.

01:01:08Pamangkin niya, yan.

01:01:10Iyaminaminap, ee, ee, waka waka, ee, ee, ee.

01:01:12Ito ang katanungan mo.

01:01:15Payag ka, embalsamador ka, pero work from home.

01:01:22Hello?

01:01:23Pag-hirap to.

01:01:27Pinasa ko lang, bakit?

01:01:28Hello?

01:01:29Payag ka, embalsamador ka, pero work from home.

01:01:34Sagot!

01:01:35I believe bad ng people.

01:01:38Hindi po ako papayag na embalsamador ako at work from home.

01:01:42Unang-una, bedspacer po ako.

01:01:46Ano? Katabi ko yung bangkay.

01:01:49Hindi po e pwede.

01:01:55Pangalawa,

01:01:56double dick yung higaan ko.

01:01:59Ano? O sa taas siya, diba ba ako.

01:02:01Mahirap pag embalsamong nakatingka yan.

01:02:04Mamaya, habang tulog ako, pumangon yun ako'y embalsamohin non.

01:02:08Pangatlo,

01:02:09pag-béis spacer ka,

01:02:11Common CR lang.

01:02:12So ano, bit-bit ko yun para hugasan.

01:02:15kasi madlang people

01:02:16kung yan ang gusto ng boss ko

01:02:18at imbal sa Maduro

01:02:19at work from home

01:02:20magre-resign po ako

01:02:21kasi

01:02:22ang pagiging imbal sa Maduro

01:02:24ay hindi pwede

01:02:24work from home

01:02:25ito po ay dapat

01:02:26sa funeral home

01:02:27and I thank you

01:02:29thank you

01:02:30Kennedy number one

01:02:32at saka lang bench space

01:02:33ay ka minsan

01:02:34di ba ang dami niyo sa corner

01:02:35o

01:02:36saan po nga naman yun

01:02:38thank you

01:02:39thank you

01:02:39Iamina

01:02:40Mina Eee

01:02:40weka weka

01:02:41ano

01:02:42ano

01:02:44alam akong ganyan

01:02:45mag work from home ka na lang

01:02:47isu-zoom ka namin

01:02:49pag-commercial

01:02:49Iamina Mina Eee

01:02:50waka waka Eee

01:02:52ayan

01:02:52tama ka nga

01:02:53si Kennedy number two

01:02:54Anton

01:02:55wanna miss a thing

01:03:00hello

01:03:01Miss Anton

01:03:02dito ka sa gitna

01:03:03Miss Anton

01:03:05tara

01:03:06okay

01:03:07eto na

01:03:07maghanda ka na

01:03:08Ryan Ayan

01:03:09pasok

01:03:09sinong Hollywood actor?

01:03:12sino?

01:03:12hollywood

01:03:14hollywood

01:03:15hollywood

01:03:16sinong hollywood

01:03:17hollywood

01:03:19sino

01:03:20sikat na actor

01:03:21sa ibang bansa

01:03:24laging

01:03:25approve

01:03:26approve

01:03:27oo

01:03:28sinong hollywood actor

01:03:30ang laging approve

01:03:31sino?

01:03:33edi si

01:03:34Tom Cruise

01:03:42hi tita

01:03:45I love you

01:03:46ito yan

01:03:54oh

01:03:55oy

01:03:55ano yun

01:03:56ano yun?

01:03:58ang gugulat ka eh

01:03:59bali bali

01:04:01ay order

01:04:02tatlong siyomao

01:04:03isa

01:04:03tatlong siyomao

01:04:18tapos sabi nito

01:04:19sa'yo

01:04:20eww

01:04:22anong gagawin mo

01:04:23kung may dumapo

01:04:24sa'yong langaw

01:04:25tapos sabi nito

01:04:26sa'yo

01:04:28eww

01:04:58iyong man ako

01:04:59sa kanya

01:05:00maaaring

01:05:01nabawan siya

01:05:02sa amoy

01:05:03ng katawan ko

01:05:04o

01:05:04o kaya naman

01:05:05nandiri siya

01:05:06sa pawis ko

01:05:07pero at least

01:05:08alam ko

01:05:09na yun ay pawis

01:05:10dahil pinaghirapan ko yun

01:05:11at saka

01:05:12yun ang pawis

01:05:14na katas

01:05:14ng pagpagpagsapan ko

01:05:16sa buhay

01:05:17para sa pamilya ko

01:05:18at

01:05:20isa pa

01:05:22yung langaw na yan

01:05:23alam

01:05:24dumadapo ka naman

01:05:25kung saan saan eh

01:05:26para lang magkalat

01:05:28ng virus

01:05:29at bakteriya

01:05:30diba

01:05:31at kung iyong man ako

01:05:32sa langaw na yan

01:05:36eee

01:05:36at least

01:05:37iiwasan ko na rin

01:05:39siguro siya

01:05:39pero

01:05:40hindi naman sa

01:05:41pagmamalaki

01:05:42marami-rami

01:05:43naman yung

01:05:43marami-rami

01:05:44nang dumapo sa akin

01:05:45pero

01:05:47hindi naman

01:05:48hindi naman sila

01:05:49napaiw

01:05:49sabi nga nila

01:05:51wow

01:05:56at lahat sila

01:05:57umasenso

01:05:58ako na lang

01:05:59ang hindi

01:06:00kaya nga ako

01:06:01sumali dito

01:06:02and I

01:06:03thank you

01:06:04thank you

01:06:05kanilat number 2

01:06:07ato yung mga dumapo

01:06:08sa kanya

01:06:09umasenso

01:06:10o dami-dami naman

01:06:10sila lang tayong hindi

01:06:11naman si kanilat number 3

01:06:13Laisla

01:06:14Donita

01:06:15Laisla

01:06:17hello

01:06:19dali

01:06:19dun sa ditna

01:06:20grabe galit mo sa kanya

01:06:22no

01:06:23pambukayot

01:06:27okay

01:06:27Donita

01:06:28maghanda ka na

01:06:28Ryan Ayan

01:06:29pasok

01:06:29anong tawag

01:06:30sa pera ng mga manika

01:06:33pera ng mga manika

01:06:34pera ng mga manika

01:06:36ano

01:06:41dollar

01:06:42dollar

01:06:43dollar

01:06:43hindi

01:06:44pero hindi

01:06:45pero hindi

01:06:46anong tawag sa pera ng mga manika

01:06:48play money

01:06:49play money

01:06:51puni

01:06:52puni

01:06:53pumunod ka na dunita

01:06:54kanyang mag-stop

01:06:56kakaini

01:06:57kasi nga rin

01:06:58dalawag

01:06:59pumakakuya

01:06:59ayon ka

01:07:00mas matanda ka pa

01:07:02hihirap

01:07:04okay

01:07:05may set ka mamaya

01:07:06vlog ka muna

01:07:08ay

01:07:08Vice Comedy Club po

01:07:10punta kayo

01:07:10araw-araw

01:07:11Monday 2

01:07:11Sunday

01:07:12open po kami

01:07:1324 hours minsan

01:07:15palagi ino pa sila

01:07:17ganyan kong ino

01:07:18alam mo yan

01:07:18mamaya nandun si Iya

01:07:20ay

01:07:20live din kami mamaya

01:07:21sa Chica Cart

01:07:22manood kayo

01:07:23sa JTV

01:07:23at saka

01:07:24live din po kami sa

01:07:25YouTube

01:07:25sa TikTok

01:07:26Chica Cart

01:07:27sa Jill May

01:07:28okay

01:07:28thank you very much

01:07:29Miss Donita Rose

01:07:30tawag

01:07:30wala

01:07:31wala

01:07:31ay

01:07:33amon naman

01:07:33mas wakat yung

01:07:34katalinuhan ko

01:07:34wow

01:07:36kaya kong

01:07:37dangkali niyang

01:07:38katalinuhan

01:07:39kung susukat

01:07:41ay

01:07:43oh

01:07:44ganda yan

01:07:45ganda yan

01:07:46wag ang kamali

01:07:47ay sakto-sakto

01:07:48nakapula ka

01:07:49gusto ko yan

01:07:52kung masipag

01:07:54ang mga langgam

01:07:55bakit walang

01:07:57kumukuha

01:07:57sa kanilang

01:07:58employer

01:07:59kung masipag

01:08:01ang mga langgam

01:08:02bakit walang

01:08:03kumukuha

01:08:03sa kanilang

01:08:04employer

01:08:06sagot

01:08:06ito na

01:08:07wait lang

01:08:10I believe

01:08:11ladies and gentlemen

01:08:11kung masisipag po

01:08:12ang mga langgam

01:08:13bakit walang

01:08:14kumukuha

01:08:14sa kanilang

01:08:14employer

01:08:15unang-una

01:08:15pang ka-apply ka

01:08:17ng trabaho

01:08:17kailangan mo

01:08:17ng requirements

01:08:18may ID ba

01:08:19ang mga langgam

01:08:20wala

01:08:21meron ba silang

01:08:22NBI

01:08:23wala

01:08:23eh paano

01:08:24kung ina-air mo yung langgam

01:08:24at meron pala siyang kaso

01:08:25pumatay pala siya

01:08:27o di

01:08:27na damay ka pa

01:08:28magsasara pa

01:08:29yung kumpanya mo

01:08:30di ba

01:08:30at ikit sa lahat

01:08:31pangalawa

01:08:32di ba

01:08:33yung mga langgam na yan

01:08:34paano ngayong pag na-late

01:08:35ano sabihin nilang

01:08:36rasyon sa boss nila

01:08:37boss pasensya na

01:08:38may dumaang paa

01:08:39ang laking na delay kami

01:08:41di ba

01:08:42o anong gagawin mo ngayon

01:08:43sa paa na yun

01:08:44di ba

01:08:44kakagating mo ba

01:08:45syempre hindi

01:08:45pangatlo

01:08:46medical pa lang

01:08:47bagsak na yung mga langgam na yan

01:08:49dahil mahilig sila

01:08:50sa matatamis

01:08:51malamang

01:08:51diabetic yan

01:08:52di ba

01:08:54yun lang yung

01:08:54ganun lang kasi

01:08:55pero tandaan nyo

01:08:56ano mga pong ginagawa

01:08:57ng mga langgam sa atin

01:08:58isa sila sa mga insekto

01:08:59na dapat natin

01:09:01palmarisan

01:09:01dahil lahat sila

01:09:02nagkakaisa

01:09:03may nakita na ba

01:09:04kayong langgam

01:09:04na nawawala

01:09:05wala

01:09:06dahil yan sila

01:09:07isang dinla lang yan

01:09:08kung saan puputa doon

01:09:10ibig sabihin

01:09:10nagkakaisa sila

01:09:12kaya yun ang dapat

01:09:13gawin natin

01:09:13mga Pilipino

01:09:15magkaisa

01:09:15isa lang ang daanan natin

01:09:17para tuwid na taan

01:09:18at ikit sa lahat

01:09:19na niriwala ako

01:09:20kung nasa

01:09:21Diyos ang awa

01:09:23nasa langgam

01:09:24ang gawa

01:09:25eday

01:09:27thank you

01:09:28palaging langgam tayo

01:09:29ay mukhang mababawi

01:09:31may abon

01:09:31ay

01:09:32ay

01:09:33ay

01:09:35hindi ko magkakasya

01:09:36advance sa akin

01:09:37mamaya

01:09:39dito ka

01:09:40dito pa

01:09:41dito pa

01:09:42maganda pa

01:09:43maganda

01:09:45ako si number

01:09:47butsak si number

01:09:475 nagpubuluhan

01:09:48maka

01:09:49sabi

01:09:50tanong

01:09:50pwede to

01:09:51basabay silang sasagot

01:09:52taban kay number

01:09:533

01:09:55narinig mo yung sagot

01:09:56parang laban na laban

01:09:57si number

01:09:573

01:09:58talaga

01:09:58bukang may hinahabol

01:09:59na gastos

01:09:59ang bilis

01:10:00ang bilis

01:10:01kanina

01:10:02hindi ko naman

01:10:02ni-expect na ganyan

01:10:03kasi hirap siya

01:10:04kanina

01:10:04sa likod

01:10:05may mga iniisip

01:10:07siya

01:10:07sabi niya

01:10:07paano ko kaya

01:10:08sasagutin

01:10:09yung tanong

01:10:09mamaya

01:10:09kasi parang

01:10:10hindi pa siya

01:10:11hindi pa siya

01:10:12ready

01:10:12sabi niya

01:10:13kabado siya

01:10:14pero ganoon talaga

01:10:15lahat gagalingan

01:10:16pag bumulong sa'yo

01:10:17si Judith

01:10:18o

01:10:19totoo

01:10:19kaya ikaw

01:10:21pumuesto ka dyan

01:10:22good luck sa'yo

01:10:23ayun Ryan

01:10:23pasok

01:10:24sinong singer

01:10:26laging maga

01:10:28hindi siya

01:10:28nalilate

01:10:31sino

01:10:32eh di si

01:10:34early

01:10:34buendia

01:10:38pumulot ka na

01:10:38pepay

01:10:39pretty

01:10:40pepay

01:10:40aguilar

01:10:43nasa

01:10:44vice comedy club

01:10:44ka mami

01:10:45ha

01:10:45yes

01:10:45mami

01:10:46baka

01:10:46ayaw ko

01:10:46na si

01:10:47Ryan

01:10:47sino

01:10:49okay kami

01:10:50dun eh

01:10:51maganda

01:10:52di ganyan

01:10:52dun sa

01:10:52comedy

01:10:53boy

01:10:53namin

01:10:56ay

01:10:56ito

01:10:57bagay

01:10:57ito

01:10:57sa'yo

01:10:57ha

01:10:59ito bagay

01:11:00sa kanya

01:11:00to

01:11:02okay

01:11:02ito ang katanungan

01:11:03para sa'yo

01:11:04may visa ba

01:11:05ang panis na laway

01:11:07kontra sa usog

01:11:09may visa ba

01:11:10ang panis na laway

01:11:11kontra sa usog

01:11:13sagot

01:11:16I believe

01:11:17ladies and gentlemen

01:11:18na may visa

01:11:19ang panis na laway

01:11:20kontra sa usog

01:11:21kasi ang usog

01:11:22panandalian lang yan

01:11:23pero

01:11:23ang panis na laway

01:11:24batanggal mong inimbak

01:11:25sa loob ng bibig mo yan

01:11:27mga kaibigan

01:11:28ang panis na laway

01:11:30ay may sariling aroma

01:11:32kapangyarihan

01:11:33at signature smell

01:11:36aminin natin

01:11:37ang dami nating

01:11:38mga kaibigan

01:11:40na kilala natin

01:11:41may panis na laway

01:11:42kaya natatakot tayong sila

01:11:44ay kausapin

01:11:45dahil tayo

01:11:46baka mabugahan

01:11:47mga kaibigan

01:11:48I can name three

01:11:50ikaw mam

01:11:55Pag simula ka na

01:11:56gope pa

01:11:57name three

01:11:59pero kidding asahay

01:12:01mga kaibigan

01:12:01ayon sa kultura

01:12:03ng Pilipino

01:12:04pag may nausog ka

01:12:05dapat mo itong lawayan

01:12:07kasi yun ang tanging lunas

01:12:09kaya kung yung laway

01:12:10panis man yan o hindi

01:12:12responsibilidad mo

01:12:13na lawayan siya

01:12:14para ang kanyang buhay

01:12:15ay bumalik sa kung paano

01:12:17ito kagaan

01:12:18and I

01:12:18thank you

01:12:19thank you

01:12:20candidate number four

01:12:21lumahan rin rito

01:12:22lumahan rin gandit

01:12:23lumahan rin gandit

01:12:24ginagahan ulit

01:12:25si number three

01:12:27sino yung tatlo

01:12:28sino yung tatlo

01:12:29ay pakalala mo lang

01:12:30yung tatlo

01:12:31ay bulong ko na lang

01:12:32sa'yo

01:12:33at tawagin na na

01:12:34si candidate number five

01:12:36Quindora the Explorer

01:12:37ayan na

01:12:38yung baby girl

01:12:40ano po

01:12:41ay abang nyo si Quindora

01:12:43kasama ko ito

01:12:43sa pelikula namin

01:12:44ni Bossing

01:12:45ay wow

01:12:46oh my god

01:12:47ngayon lang na reveal

01:12:48hindi ko pinupusi

01:12:49kasi baka bawal

01:12:50hindi okay lang yun

01:12:51pero okay na yan

01:12:52kasama ako guys

01:12:54pero dito magkakalaman

01:12:55ng mga edad

01:12:56nung mga kalaban mo

01:12:57ilan taong ka na?

01:12:5928

01:13:0028

01:13:01yung totoo

01:13:01ilan taong?

01:13:0320

01:13:03bata pa ako

01:13:04bata pa 28

01:13:05sa set it on

01:13:06baby girl namin

01:13:07sa apat

01:13:08sino sa tingin mo

01:13:09yung pinakamatanda

01:13:10sa apat?

01:13:12sa apat?

01:13:14pwede sa lima

01:13:16ay sino kasama

01:13:17ay kasama

01:13:18ay kasama

01:13:19sinasabing si Ro

01:13:19wala kang tip sa akin

01:13:20mamaya

01:13:21pagkatapos kong kumain

01:13:22hindi kita titipan

01:13:23hindi wag nalang

01:13:24yung sino pinakamatanda

01:13:25ikaw nalang

01:13:26sino sa palagay mo

01:13:26yung ano

01:13:27yung top 3

01:13:28ni Pepe

01:13:30hindi ako solid

01:13:31dun ma

01:13:31di ba?

01:13:32o alam nyo na

01:13:33okay

01:13:34okay

01:13:35Ryan ayan

01:13:35pasok

01:13:38bakit

01:13:38maraming

01:13:39alalim nung ipunduhin

01:13:40bakit

01:13:41bakit maraming

01:13:42nagkikiss

01:13:43sa hotel

01:13:47bakit?

01:13:48kasi may lobby

01:13:54mag hotel nga tayo

01:13:59hotel ka ba?

01:14:00bakit?

01:14:00ang laki ng lobby

01:14:01oi klabe

01:14:06queen to run

01:14:07ako isa na lang yan

01:14:08isang kulay

01:14:09may bahala ka

01:14:09kung alin dyan

01:14:13so many bong

01:14:14seven star hotel

01:14:15grabe na naman

01:14:16bakit seven star?

01:14:18bulsyal Arab pala

01:14:19mamahalin

01:14:20oh

01:14:21yes

01:14:22grabe ka

01:14:23kaapon pa siya

01:14:24pikang pika sa'yo

01:14:25sa pinali

01:14:26oh ay hindi naman

01:14:28oh pero

01:14:29si Anne ano yan

01:14:30ano

01:14:32magastos

01:14:32bakit?

01:14:34sa lipbop

01:14:37ah gusto mo

01:14:39kuindura

01:14:40oh my god

01:14:41kuindura texplor

01:14:42ang tanong

01:14:44kung ang ingles

01:14:46ng langaw

01:14:47ay fly

01:14:48bakit ang ingles

01:14:50ng isda

01:14:50hindi swim

01:14:53kung ang ingles

01:14:54ng langaw

01:14:55ay fly

01:14:56bakit ang ingles

01:14:57ng isda

01:14:58ay hindi swim

01:14:59sagot

01:15:01kasi kung ang ingles

01:15:04ng

01:15:04kaya mo pa ba

01:15:06kung gusto palabas

01:15:07ko na i-stretch

01:15:07wait lang kasi

01:15:08may rola

01:15:09ang dami pang oras

01:15:11naniniwala kasi ako

01:15:13na hindi

01:15:14pwedeng maging fly

01:15:16ano ulit ma?

01:15:20kung ang ingles

01:15:21ng langaw ay fly

01:15:22bakit ang isda

01:15:23hindi

01:15:24swim

01:15:24ang apelido

01:15:25yes

01:15:26hindi siya

01:15:27fly

01:15:28kasi langaw siya

01:15:30ay fly siya

01:15:31kasi langaw siya

01:15:31lumilipat yung langaw

01:15:33diba?

01:15:33o ipakati fish

01:15:34et kung hindi

01:15:35lumilipat

01:15:35ang tawag diyan

01:15:36walk

01:15:36diba?

01:15:38at sya ka

01:15:38naniniwala ako

01:15:39na hindi pwedeng

01:15:41maging english

01:15:42ang isda

01:15:45ay

01:15:45bubo ka

01:15:51ang hirap pala

01:15:53kala ko pa naman

01:15:53ako'y mananalo

01:15:54itura mo yan

01:15:55baka nagsatura mo

01:15:56yung utak mo

01:15:57din ako yung tura

01:15:58sa iyong

01:16:00aturo lang

01:16:01bakit ang english

01:16:02ng isda

01:16:02ay hindi swim?

01:16:04naniniwala

01:16:04never

01:16:05ayun yan

01:16:06never

01:16:07naniniwala ako

01:16:08na hindi pwedeng

01:16:09maging swim

01:16:10ang english

01:16:11ng isda

01:16:12dahil?

01:16:13dahil

01:16:15bakit?

01:16:17bakit nyo ibahin?

01:16:18ay yun yun eh

01:16:20o

01:16:20correct

01:16:21diba?

01:16:22fly langaw

01:16:23pati ibahin nyo

01:16:24kayo ibahin

01:16:25diba?

01:16:26magagalik din kayo

01:16:27katulad ng langaw

01:16:28ayaw niyang ibahin siya

01:16:30kung ano siya

01:16:31kung fly siyang pinanganak

01:16:32mamamatay siyang fly

01:16:34at

01:16:36sa isda

01:16:37fish

01:16:39yes

01:16:40eto ang ganda nito

01:16:41kasi bibigyan ko kayo

01:16:42ng lesson

01:16:42ang isda

01:16:43pwedeng maging halintulad yan

01:16:45sa inyo

01:16:45diba?

01:16:46ang isda

01:16:46langoy na langoy

01:16:47kahit wala namang pupuntahan

01:16:49parang kayo

01:16:50yung pangarap nyo

01:16:51langoyin nyo lang

01:16:52may mapupuntahan yan

01:16:53at pag nandoon na kayo sa dulo

01:16:56mag fish peli kayo

01:16:58penoy

01:16:59thank you

01:17:03natawid

01:17:05palakpakan natin silang lima

01:17:06okay

01:17:07alam niyo natin

01:17:08ng komento

01:17:09ng ating mga jurado

01:17:10simulan natin kay jurado

01:17:12Christine Reyes

01:17:14yes

01:17:17hello

01:17:20so

01:17:20what am I gonna do?

01:17:23kung ano nalang naramdaman mo

01:17:24sa kanila Christine

01:17:25ano na feel mo sa kanila

01:17:27alam namin gulong-gulo ka na

01:17:29pero kung ano nalang nararamdaman mo ngayon

01:17:31kay number one

01:17:32ano naman saan ba ngayon

01:17:32yes

01:17:33of course

01:17:33iya mina mina ee

01:17:35waka waka ee

01:17:36super super

01:17:37love the energy

01:17:39i love the wittiness

01:17:40100%

01:17:42i love that you gave importance also

01:17:44and high value

01:17:46sa dignidad ng tao

01:17:48na e-embalsamahin mo

01:17:50and

01:17:51yeah

01:17:52sobrang

01:17:53sobrang 100%

01:17:54tawa ako sa'yo

01:17:55i love you

01:17:55maraming sila

01:17:57ay number two

01:17:58number two

01:17:59okay

01:17:59Anton wanna miss a thing

01:18:01of course Anton

01:18:02hello

01:18:03um

01:18:04I'm

01:18:04of course

01:18:05lahat tayong mga Pilipino

01:18:07inuuna talaga natin palagi

01:18:09ang pamilya

01:18:10and gets na gets ko na

01:18:11yung sagot mo ay talagang

01:18:13coming from the heart

01:18:15which is you know

01:18:15we all understand that

01:18:17so

01:18:17yes

01:18:18I value that also

01:18:49maraming salamat

01:18:49Christine Reyes

01:19:18napaka witty din

01:19:19yung kapatid yung basilyo

01:19:20yung kapatid yung basilyo

01:19:21Christine yun

01:19:22Christine

01:19:23Christine yun

01:19:24anak kisisa si Christine

01:19:26nagtransition kasi siya e

01:19:28nagtransition siya dati

01:19:29pero nung 19 na siya

01:19:30nagtransition siya

01:19:32kaya tumisigo si Christine

01:19:34Christine

01:19:36basilyo

01:19:36mga anak ko

01:19:38sakit na

01:19:40okay

01:19:41ngayon naman

01:19:41may isa pang magsasalita

01:19:42yes

01:19:43pakinggan natin

01:19:44ang talak mo

01:19:44horado ni Cole Cordobes

01:19:46hello madlang people

01:19:47and hello ladies

01:19:50Queen Dura

01:19:51let me just refer to my notes

01:19:52no

01:19:53tsukraw pokraw nimloy na ka

01:19:56yes

01:19:56you know

01:19:57and dito lang talaga ako

01:19:58nakikita sa showtime

01:20:00na nag-gaslight ang tanong

01:20:02at ang madlang people

01:20:02pero tuwan-tuwa pa rin kami

01:20:04and I'll give you a tip lang

01:20:06next time for your delivery

01:20:08no

01:20:08um

01:20:09hinay hinay na ka

01:20:11so that it's very good

01:20:13and we can understand it better

01:20:14and then for your answer

01:20:16you

01:20:16hinay hinay

01:20:17your answer na ka

01:20:18okay

01:20:19sway mac

01:20:20kapun ka

01:20:21sway mac

01:20:22congratulations ladies

01:20:23and good luck to all of you

01:20:25thank you judges

01:20:26tatlong katilata

01:20:27ang papaslak

01:20:28sa final round

01:20:29at ikaw ang unang pasok

01:20:30sa beclamation

01:20:31candidate

01:20:31number

01:20:38one

01:20:38makakatapat niya

01:20:39si candidate

01:20:40number

01:20:44three

01:20:44candidate

01:20:45number

01:20:49four

01:20:50pretty

01:20:50pepay

01:20:51aguilar

01:20:53congratulations

01:20:54ladies

01:20:55thank you na mga

01:20:56sa inyong pagsali

01:20:56Anton

01:20:57wala

01:20:57misateng

01:20:58and Queen

01:20:59durad

01:20:59explorer

01:21:00dumako na tayo

01:21:01dito sa

01:21:01beclamation

01:21:02unang sasabak

01:21:04si

01:21:04candidate

01:21:05number

01:21:06one

01:21:06ni

01:21:06iya

01:21:07mina mina

01:21:07ee

01:21:08waka waka

01:21:08ee

01:21:08nakatakip na ang

01:21:10tingin ng dalawang

01:21:10kandidata

01:21:11iya

01:21:11babanggitin ko

01:21:12ng dalawang beses

01:21:13ang buong tanong

01:21:1430 seconds

01:21:15for you to answer

01:21:16ang tanong

01:21:18bilang miyembro

01:21:19ng lgbtqia plus

01:21:20community

01:21:21sa palagay mo ba

01:21:23may pag-asang

01:21:24ma-achieve

01:21:25ang equality

01:21:27bilang miyembro

01:21:28ng lgbtqia plus

01:21:29community

01:21:30sa palagay mo ba

01:21:30may pag-asang

01:21:31ma-achieve

01:21:32ang equality

01:21:33sagot

01:21:34i believe

01:21:35madlang

01:21:36people

01:21:36na iniwala

01:21:37po ko

01:21:38na ma-achieve

01:21:39natin

01:21:39ang equality

01:21:40number

01:21:41one

01:21:41ang unang-una

01:21:42ay hindi

01:21:42naman po

01:21:43talaga

01:21:43ang acceptance

01:21:44na sinasabi

01:21:45kundi

01:21:46ang

01:21:47pagkakaintindihan

01:21:49at respeto

01:21:49sa bawat

01:21:50isa

01:21:50unang-una

01:21:51ang kabaitan

01:21:52po ay

01:21:53napakalibre

01:21:53lang

01:21:54kindness

01:21:54is free

01:21:55bakit hindi

01:21:56natin

01:21:56mahalin

01:21:56ang bawat

01:21:57isa

01:21:57bakit hindi

01:21:58natin

01:21:58ibigay

01:21:59ang narapat

01:22:00na saya

01:22:00sa bawat

01:22:01isa

01:22:01dapat pantay

01:22:02na pantay

01:22:03na pagtingin

01:22:03sa bawat isa

01:22:04and I thank you

01:22:07thank you

01:22:10si Laisla

01:22:12Donita

01:22:12na ang susunod

01:22:16okay

01:22:17Donita

01:22:18dalawang beses

01:22:19kong tatanungin

01:22:20you have

01:22:215 seconds

01:22:22to answer

01:22:23ay ba't 5 lang

01:22:2530 seconds

01:22:26to answer

01:22:26ang tanong

01:22:27bilang membro

01:22:28ng

01:22:28LGBTQIA plus

01:22:30community

01:22:31sa palagay

01:22:32mo ba

01:22:32may pag-asang

01:22:33ma-achieve

01:22:34ang equality

01:22:35bilang

01:22:36membro

01:22:36ng

01:22:37LGBTQIA plus

01:22:38community

01:22:39sa palagay

01:22:40mo ba

01:22:40may pag-asang

01:22:41ma-achieve

01:22:42ang equality

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01:22:44ma-achieve

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01:22:53na tama

01:22:54na pantay-pantay

01:22:55sa bawat

01:22:56taong nila

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01:23:00dahil importante

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01:23:10at higil sa lahat

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01:23:13ang narapat

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01:23:15and I

01:23:16thank you

01:23:17thank you

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01:23:2530 seconds

01:23:27to answer

01:23:27I'll read the

01:23:29question twice

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01:23:32bilang

01:23:33miyembro

01:23:34ng

01:23:34LGBTQIA

01:23:36plus

01:23:36community

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01:23:38may pag-asang

01:23:40ma-achieve

01:23:40ang equality

01:23:50I believe ladies and gentlemen

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01:23:53ng LGBTQIA

01:23:54community

01:23:55naniniwala

01:23:56akong ma-achieve

01:23:57natin

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01:24:00ng tamang

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01:24:01respeto

01:24:02sa bawat isa

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01:24:04sa bawat isa

01:24:05mga kaibigan

01:24:06hindi naman

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01:24:08intindihin

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01:24:14yung equality

01:24:14for all we know

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01:24:16are the most

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01:24:18creative

01:24:18and fashion minded

01:24:19and I

01:24:20thank you

01:24:21muli mad na people

01:24:22our three

01:24:23top three

01:24:24celebrity

01:24:24talakeras

01:24:26maraming salamat

01:24:27sa ating mga hurados

01:24:28good luck

01:24:29sa ating tatlong kandidata

01:24:30sino kaya ang tatanghalin

01:24:31nating first runner up

01:24:32second runner up

01:24:33at miss

01:24:33Q&A

01:24:34QA

01:24:34miss

01:24:35Q&A

01:24:36QIA

01:24:38Miss Q&A

01:24:40celebrity

01:24:40talakera

01:24:41our miss

01:24:42candidate

01:24:42celebrity

01:24:43talakera

01:24:44second runner up

01:24:45is

01:24:48candidate

01:24:50number

01:24:59candidate

01:25:00number

01:25:07first runner up

01:25:10is

01:25:11candidate

01:25:12number

01:25:22three

01:25:28We'll see you in the Vice Comedy Club.

01:25:30We'll see you there.

01:25:31We'll see you there.

01:25:33We'll see you in Miss Currency Edition.

01:25:37We're invited today for the showtime awards.

01:25:41That's why we'll be able to award it today.

01:25:44Happy anniversary!

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01:25:51Good to meet you.

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01:25:56Mm hmm!

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01:25:57I don't care!

01:26:00I know, I am good to meet you.

01:26:01We can always see you, MTS Auto 오물,

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