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00:00The Story of Lahore Gage
00:30अमारी डू के अंदर जान है मिठे गानों में
00:36देखो इसको, देखो इसको, देखो इसको करो ना ले
00:42Lahore Gage, Lahore Gage, Lahore Gage
00:47हम हर दिल को वहलाते हैं और जिन्दा दिल कहलाते हैं
00:52हम प्यार की फदल को बोते हैं और गुसा खापी जाते हैं
00:58ओ, आओ बन जाओ, आओ बन जाओ, आओ बन जाओ तुम भी से
01:05Lahore Gage, Lahore Gage, Lahore Gage, Lahore Gage
01:19ले भाई चटा गांगडी, आज का दिन मुझे अपने लिए लग्की लग रिया है
01:23क्यूंकि आज मैने कुल्सूम की शकल नहीं देखी
01:26नौशा मिया, मैं आपके लिए एक बहुत अच्छी खुश्खबरी लेके आई हूँ
01:31ले भाई चटा कांगडी, अब तक तो लग्की लग रिया था
01:34आगे अल्लावाली के, खुदा करें हमारी तुमारी डील ये पक्की हो जाए
01:38अच्छा बताए ना भला क्या खुश्खबरी लेके आई हूँ मैं आपके लिए
01:41आज तक तो तुम हमारे लिए खुश्खबरी कभी नहीं लाई, जब भी लाई हो बुरी खबर लाई
01:46क्या? क्या कहा तुमने?
01:48क्या कहा मैंने
01:49अच्छा खैर
01:51उंदासा लगा हो के कौन आ रहा है हमारे खैर?
01:54कौन आ रहा है?
01:55देखो भी गुल्सुम, चटा कांगभी साथ दे मेरी एक डील पक्की हो रही है
01:58हम दोनों आपत में कारोबार कर रहे हैं
02:16जो हमेशा चिडिया घर वालों के लिए
02:19कुछ न कुछ जरूर लेकि आते हैं
02:20अच्छा तुम्हारे ये वो वाले मामू रियास तो नहीं
02:23जो दो साल पहले दो निवलों को लेकर आए थे हमारे घर
02:26हाँ, हाँ, वो ही रियास मामू
02:28अरे वो तो तुम्हारा बड़ा मनूस मामू है
02:31वो जंगली कुटा लेकर आगया तो उस कुटे ने मेरे एक दोस को काट दिया
02:34उस दोस ने मुझ पर केस कर दिया आप तक चल रही है
02:37वो हो, नाशा मिया बो तो महज एक इत्तफाक था
02:41और तुम्हें, तुम्हें मेरे मामू के बारे में इस तरह की बाते ने करनी चाहिए
02:45चलो नहीं करूँगा लेकिन अजाब कब तक नादिल रहेगा ये
02:48क्या मतलब?
02:49अब तक रहेंगे वो वो
02:51वो तो बेचारे हमेशा जल्दी में होते हैं
02:54लेकिन इस बार में उनको नहीं जाने दूँगी
02:56मुझे बहुत खुशी होती है उनसे मिलकर
02:59क्यों नहीं होगी?
03:00मुसीबत से मुसीबत मिले करकर लंबे हाद
03:15अब आप ने सुना, अमा क्या कह रही है?
03:19मैं बेकार और फदूल लोगों की बाते सुनने का काहल नहीं हो
03:22क्या मतलब अभी तो मैंने बात करी नहीं तो आप बेकार कैसे कह सकते हैं?
03:26तेरी अमा की बात सुनने से पहले मुझे पता होता है कि बेकार और फदूल बात होगी
03:31I feel very good with my mother.
03:34I feel very good with people.
03:37My brother, I see that you are going to be against my mother.
03:41It's not because of your mother.
03:44It's not because of your mother.
03:48Hey, son. Your grandma is coming.
03:51Look, Kulzom, there's no need to come to this house.
03:57I'm going to live in the house.
03:58I will live in the house.
03:58What do you say, Noshamia?
04:00They love you so much.
04:03They love me so much.
04:06They love me.
04:06They love me.
04:08They love everything for you.
04:11Abba-chan, I made a decision that
04:12my mother will live in our house.
04:15Wow, you made a decision.
04:16You made a decision.
04:19Look, Noshamia is so happy in this decision.
04:22I do this.
04:23I make a meal for my mother.
04:24I make a meal for my mother.
04:27I make a meal for my mother.
04:28I also make a meal for my mother.
04:30I don't like my mother to eat at home.
04:33That's why they love to go outside.
04:35You have to tell my mother to go outside.
04:38I'll go outside and go outside.
04:40You also make a meal for me.
04:42My meaning was that they will go outside and eat food in the hotel.
04:46We will eat food in the hotel every morning.
04:47They will eat food in the hotel.
04:50The hotel has a meal for the hotel to eat food in the hotel.
04:53Why are we eating food in the hotel?
04:56Why are we eating food in the hotel?
04:56I am a poor girl.
04:59I am a great reward for my mother.
05:02I am a poor girl.
05:03My mother is my husband's own job.
05:06Okay,
05:07we will take the meal to eat food in the hotel.
05:10We will take the meal for the hotel and take the food.
05:11After that, there is no honor.
05:14The food is right.
05:15Can you tell me that 50,000 people and 50,000 people
05:19get rid of them?
05:21This is a easy question.
05:2350,000 people and 50,000 people get rid of them?
05:27No, 50,000 people and 50,000 people get rid of them.
05:33A cookie!
05:37What?
05:3850,000 people and 50,000 people?
05:42My teacher told me that we are 100.
05:51My daughter, I'm very happy to come to you.
05:55My daughter, I'm happy to come to you.
06:00So this means that we are going to stand for ladies perfume.
06:07My daughter, I'm not saying that.
06:09My daughter, I mean that you have a lot of fun.
06:12Oh, a lot of fun.
06:16That's right.
06:18That's right.
06:19Let me tell you,
06:37Who is that?
06:43Who is that?
06:47Hello?
06:48Yeah, cookie.
06:49That's your jungle, my daughter.
06:51Oh, my daughter.
06:53Now, she's here, my daughter.
06:54When she's going to go home?
06:56She told me to tell me.
06:58Yes, I was saying that you are coming to me.
07:03Now, you're not going to go soon.
07:06Look, your daughter, my daughter, is a man.
07:10I'm not going to go home.
07:12No, no, no, no, no.
07:15You have to leave the job.
07:17Your daughter is here.
07:19Your daughter is here.
07:19Your daughter is here.
07:20Look, I don't want to see this character.
07:22I can't see this character.
07:24I wanted to see this character.
07:25I was a friend.
07:27Yeah.
07:30You're taking the gulaab jamal for it.
07:31I'm going to take the gulaab jamal for it.
07:32Okay.
07:34You can take the gulaab jamal for it.
07:35I'll take the gulaab jamal for it.
07:52But, look.
07:53Do you need fish, what is your fish?
07:57Is it one size?
07:58Bamb, Rahu, Gaachi or Trout?
08:01Well, my daughter,
08:02will you tell me what I will tell you.
08:06Who wants to bring the fish?
08:08Who wants to bring the fish?
08:09Who wants to bring the fish?
08:09Who wants to bring the fish?
08:10Please tell me, right?
08:13Lahori gate, Lahori gate, Lahori gate.
08:17Lahori gate
08:19In the last time, I had to take a dog in the jungle.
08:23I saw that there are other animals here in the house,
08:27but there is not a special kind of cloth.
08:31A cloth?
08:34Is that a cloth?
08:36And what? A cloth cloth?
08:39This is very difficult for me to get this special kind of cloth.
08:43Na, no, I'll go to my house and see the clothes.
08:48What is the clothes I have to go to the house?
08:52What?
08:52This is the clothes I have to go to my house.
08:57What is it?
08:58What do I say to the clothes I have to give you?
09:03We have to keep them and keep them in the house.
09:07We'll have to keep them in the house.
09:08Which is what will happen?
09:11Well you need to run a house with four people?
09:13No.
09:14Yes,
09:14we should be running a house with a heart with a heart with a heart like a heart, but we
09:16will not run a heart with a heart. Yes,
09:20you will be talking about a heart with a heart. A heart
09:25with a heart with a heart with a heart. Do you
09:25want to speak the heart with a heart? Yes,
09:29absolutely! I mean,
09:31I say that the heart of a heart is dying by my heart. I say that
09:36I don't want to get my heart out with a heart. But I still
09:41I don't want to be scared of this man.
09:44What are you talking about?
09:47I want to be scared of this man.
09:50My mother is scared of this man.
09:54I don't want to be scared of this man.
10:04You have heard my mother's voice.
10:07That's why I didn't listen to you.
10:14I'm going to go to the jungle.
10:17The animals are scared of me.
10:19Let me stop.
10:21Okay.
10:22This time I will go to the jungle and your mother.
10:28So that you can get the fear of both.
10:31Yes.
10:33What is this?
10:33What is this?
10:35This is not in it.
10:37Where is it?
10:39Huh?
10:41Is it gone?
10:43Are you enjoying it?
10:44No, I'm not enjoying it.
10:46There is nothing in it.
10:52This is not in it.
10:52This is not in it.
10:53This is not in it.
10:54This is not in it.
10:56This is not in it.
11:03This is not in it.
11:06Oh my God.
11:07You come to the house.
11:08I said,
11:09I will not go to the house.
11:13No, you are okay.
11:15But you come to the house.
11:45You come to the house.
11:46Look.
11:46Look.
11:46Look.
11:46Look.
11:46Look.
11:56Look.
11:59Look.
12:01Look.
12:03Look.
12:03Look.
12:04Look.
12:05Look.
12:05Look.
12:12Look.
12:16Look.
12:18Look.
12:20Look.
12:20Look.
12:21Look.
12:23No, don't go to the kitchen.
12:24Go to the kitchen and take it to the kitchen.
12:27I will tell him that the kitchen is sitting on the kitchen.
12:29No, no, no, no, no.
12:30After the kitchen is not going to take off the kitchen,
12:32I'm not going to go out from here.
12:34I believe that the kitchen is here, from the kitchen.
12:39Here, there is a kitchen.
12:40You told me that the kitchen is in the kitchen.
12:42He was getting bored from me.
12:44I am taking the kitchen to the kitchen.
12:47I am not going to sit down for a bed.
12:48I am going to sit down with him.
12:50I told you that it's a man who is the man.
12:52Abba!
12:53Oh!
12:53Abba!
12:55Abba!
12:56Abba!
12:57You're sitting down here.
12:58You're sitting here.
12:59You're sitting here.
12:59Hey, Noshamiya.
13:01Hey, Noshamiya.
13:02Hey!
13:03Can you explain it to me that I have to do some work?
13:05What are you doing every time taking a drink?
13:08You're not watching.
13:09I'm so disappointed.
13:11Can you ask me to ask your question?
13:14Samp.
13:15What is your meaning?
13:17You said the man to me?
13:18What did you say?
13:19Look, you understand me, you are not arousal.
13:21I was surprised that you work for a whole day.
13:26Are you honest?
13:28You are my fault.
13:29Yes, I am my fault.
13:31And today I will try to get this fault.
13:36You are so good.
13:38You are my fault.
13:40And I am every time with you.
13:44No, no, no.
13:45You are wrong with me.
13:47There is a pain in my head.
13:49Sit down.
13:50I will make tea for you.
13:52No, no.
13:54You are your pain.
13:56And you will make tea for me.
14:00Don't make tea for me.
14:01Don't make tea.
14:02Don't do it.
14:04If you say something,
14:05I will kill you so much.
14:07I will kill you.
14:09I will kill you.
14:11I will make it here.
14:12Yeah, I will kill you.
14:13When will you take care of me,
14:14then you make tea for me?
14:16Shhh....
14:17Shhh....
14:18You don't want to come!
14:23You can take FAID �
14:42What is it, Anosham? I'm not going to make tea where you are going.
14:48What did you tell me? No, don't go away now.
14:54Why are you having so much fun today?
14:57Go to Kursum, go to the kitchen. If you like that, it will go somewhere else.
15:03Who will go somewhere else?
15:04Don't go away from the kitchen.
15:09Don't go away from the kitchen.
15:10And then from the kitchen, you don't go away from the kitchen.
15:13Go, don't go away.
15:15You're very nervous.
15:17Come on.
15:20Come on, sir.
15:23If you come to this house, just do this work.
15:27My mom.
15:29Shh.
15:34Don't go away from the kitchen.
15:39Don't go away from the kitchen.
15:41Don't go away from the kitchen.
15:41Listen, you're in the kitchen.
15:44Yes, Anosham.
15:45I can't make tea in the bedroom.
15:48Why did anything happen?
15:51I mean, nothing happened.
15:54What does it mean?
15:55I mean, nothing happened.
15:56What does it mean?
15:56Nothing happened.
15:56Why did it happen?
15:57What happened, Anosham?
15:59I killed it.
16:01I killed it.
16:01I killed it.
16:05What did it mean, Anosham?
16:08I mean, I didn't cut my hands.
16:10No.
16:12I was making a cup of tea.
16:14Why did it happen?
16:16That's my hand.
16:18I killed my hand.
16:18Come on.
16:19Your mom also brought that son.
16:22Hey, mom.
16:24Where did you come from?
16:26Don't go away from the kitchen.
16:27Don't go away from the kitchen.
16:28Don't go away from the kitchen.
16:29Why?
16:30Why?
16:31Why don't you tell me?
16:32Why?
16:33Why did it happen?
16:34I came from the kitchen.
16:36Why did you tell me?
16:38Why didn't my husband tell me this to happen?
16:41What happened to me?
16:42I had to bring a knife to the house for the house.
16:46I was looking for a cookie, so he came out of here and out of here.
16:50The knife fell in this house?
16:53Yes.
16:55He went to my experience somewhere in the kitchen.
16:59In the kitchen?
17:02Oh my God, you sent me a knife in the kitchen.
17:07Let's go, what happened was already happened.
17:09Okay, now you come to a place where you can sit in a little bit.
17:17Cookie?
17:18Yes, my mom.
17:19Oh, my mom.
17:20She told me that the mom is going to be a long time.
17:24Let's go to the door.
17:26Hey, hey.
17:28Noshamia.
17:29Do you want to go?
17:32Or do you have any problem with your tango?
17:34Go and open yourself.
17:36You're doing the same thing.
17:37You're doing the same thing.
17:40You're doing the same thing.
17:42Now, I'm not going to go.
17:44But who is going to go?
17:46Look, I'm not going to go.
17:48I'm not going to go.
17:50But I'm not going to go.
17:54Look, Cookie.
17:56We're going to be a little bit.
17:57Open your door.
17:59Let's open the door.
17:59If they're not going to go.
18:01Now, I'm not going to go.
18:04I'm going to go.
18:05I'm going to go.
18:06So, Nana, you open the door.
18:10Oh, man.
18:12I'll open it.
18:14Mom, don't tell you about the tango.
18:18I'm not going to tell you about tango.
18:18They're not going to go.
18:20So, all the tango are against tango.
18:23Who does it against tango?
18:25I'm not going to go.
18:26Yes.
18:27Look, you can see.
18:30Let's go.
18:31Not, I'm not going to lie.
18:33Listen to the Ortizah.
18:35I'm not going to hear my mother's bad.
18:38I'm not going to lie.
18:38What's wrong?
18:40Why don't they leave us?
18:41Why do you leave it in the house?
18:43Come here.
18:44Where do I go?
18:46De�ar, thank you.
18:46I'll be you.
18:49What are we going to die?
18:50Can we you choose to die?
18:51can you be able to do this?
18:53Yes, we are all guilty of you all.
18:56We are all guilty of the people who are guilty of you.
19:01Today we have no mood to eat and eat.
19:03We want to drink some tea.
19:04Do you want to drink some tea?
19:05Do you want to drink some tea?
19:09No, no.
19:10My brother, I like to drink some tea.
19:13I like to drink some tea.
19:16Who is it?
19:17My brother, I have to drink some tea.
19:20You should have to drink some tea.
19:22You have to drink some tea.
19:25You are not going to drink some tea.
19:27What is the tea?
19:30The person who is eating a tea?
19:32When are you eating a tea?
19:34Go, go.
19:36What is the tea tea tea tea?
19:38What is the tea tea tea tea tea?
19:41My mother is very shocked.
19:45She is very shocked.
19:46That's why.
19:48If you have a drink,
19:49we will become a little bit of a child.
19:51No, no, no.
19:52Let me talk to my sister.
19:55What do you want to do?
19:57We give him a hundred and fifty dollars.
19:59Okay, I will talk.
20:01Yes, do it.
20:03Come on.
20:04Come on.
20:04Come on.
20:06Come on.
20:07Come on.
20:09Come on.
20:10Come on.
20:11Come on.
20:11Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:14Come on.
20:16Jakobi.
20:17No, she's great.
20:19Goodbye.
20:19Goodbye.
20:20We two boys will be taking.
20:22Then go this far and above.
20:25You will land a car at the table.
20:30Do the same.
20:32Goodbye.
20:33Goodbye.
20:35You succeeded.
20:36Look.
20:37We Worstvy,
20:39his wife should dismiss two.
20:40It was supposed to be coming.
20:42pork,
20:43how it fell?
21:00Hey, hey, Ko-Ki-Mia, son, what is this all, bro?
21:04I like a grief of the pain.
21:07And I like a grief of the pain.
21:10Yeah!
21:11There are many things that are on a ship.
21:15There's also a few things that are on the ship.
21:15There are also many things that are flying in the ship.
21:16We are going to a couple of people.
21:18We are going to the jungle every time.
21:19We have to collect the arms of the ship.
21:22So that the ship can be filled with the ship.
21:24Who told you is that here is the ship?
21:28My what do you mean here is the ship.
21:30What are you talking about?
21:32All of us know that the ship is also the ship.
21:34Yes, that's right.
21:35What are you saying?
21:37You are saying that your pants are so good for you
21:40that your pants are on the floor.
21:42So your pants are on the floor.
21:45So I can get a hammer.
21:48I can get a hammer?
21:50What kind of war is your house?
21:53It's our house's house.
21:56So we keep these things.
21:59Is it your mother's house?
22:02We have to make tea in our house.
22:07Why? You can't make tea in our kitchen.
22:10It's going to be a work in our kitchen.
22:13No, it's in our kitchen.
22:16Come on!
22:18Now, I'll make tea in our kitchen.
22:21This is my daughter.
22:25It's also my daughter.
22:30Our children are very angry.
22:32They don't care about the woman's love.
22:35I'm not going to go to the kitchen.
22:37I'm not going to keep the bum in the kitchen.
22:41If the bum is broken,
22:44the kitchen will not rise from the whole house.
22:47Give us a free gift.
22:48No, no, no.
22:50I'm going to go to the house and make tea.
22:54You'll just go to the kitchen.
22:56But if I can't go to the house and make tea outside!
23:00No, I'm not going to go out.
23:02The kitchen in the kitchen is all packed.
23:05Now, I've only lived in the kitchen.
23:08Mulso, you are dead cows.
23:12No, I'm not going to be dead cows.
23:15You are dead cows?
23:16You are so dangerous when you are dead.
23:24Still, I am, I'm not going to המס totalement.
23:26Just kidding!
23:28Just kidding!
23:29This is a kind of a month
23:32only once in a month.
23:35Now, the bad things are not bad.
23:37It's easy to do.
23:38My god, why is this bad?
23:40Let's take a look at him!
23:44I'll leave him alone!
23:46I'll leave him alone!
23:47I'll leave him alone!
23:55My god, why is this bad?
23:57My god is my god.
23:59Where we are, we are happy-
24:02We are happy-
24:04You are happy-
24:05Oh, my god, my god, my god
24:08I'll leave him alone!
24:11Lahore-gate, Lahore-gate, Lahore-gate
24:15This is a great-time place
24:18on a million-dollar things
24:19on a million-dollar things
24:20There is a lot of heart
24:22In the middle of the soul, in the sweetest words
24:27Look at this, look at this, look at this, don't let go
24:33Lahori gate, Lahori gate, Lahori gate
24:38We are all our hearts and our hearts are called
24:43We are all our love and we are all our love
24:44We are all our love and we are all our love
24:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh you are all our love
24:55You are all our love
24:58Bye, bye, bye, bye