Timid milkman, Burleigh Sullivan, somehow knocks out a boxing champ in a brawl. The fighter's manager decides to build up the milkman's reputation in a series of fixed fights and then have the champ beat him to regain his title.
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00:00:00The End
00:00:39The End
00:01:14Gentlemen, we are here to do homage to one who has filled the bottle of achievement.
00:01:19One who rose to the top, just like our cream.
00:01:23This man has faithfully delivered our products, achieving a record for which we may all be justly proud.
00:01:30The unbelievable record of 428 points.
00:01:34Mr. Ederson, I congratulate you.
00:01:37Now, fellas, I'll...
00:01:38Mr. Ederson, thank you, I'm sure.
00:01:40And there are others among you who are deserving of honorable mention.
00:01:43You, Mr. Ackerman, for your splendid record of 397 points.
00:01:49But there is another man who has been with us for a short time.
00:01:52But in that short time has achieved a wonderful record.
00:01:55I congratulate you, Mr. Snodgrass.
00:02:00And you, Mr. Scott, are deserving of honorable mention.
00:02:03And you, and you, and you, and...
00:02:08I'll see you later.
00:02:11Now, just a moment's chat about the parts of our public.
00:02:34Now, in this area here, we find...
00:02:43In this area here, we find that our sails are fo...
00:02:51I say, in this area, our sails are falling far below what they should.
00:02:56There is no reason...
00:03:05Please.
00:03:08Please.
00:03:09Please.
00:03:16We find in this area here that our business is falling off.
00:03:20While that of our competitors seems to be on increase.
00:03:27As I was saying, that in this area, we find...
00:03:31In this area, I'm telling you, that we find our sails are fo...
00:03:34And blow what they should.
00:03:36We are losing on our customers.
00:03:38Now, something is wrong.
00:03:40Now, the question is, what is wrong?
00:03:43Why is it?
00:03:44I asked you.
00:03:46There's the reason.
00:03:47I can see it now.
00:03:49Now, that's what's wrong.
00:04:00Burley, what's the matter with you?
00:04:02I just drank some ink.
00:04:03You know how that is.
00:04:04No, I don't.
00:04:04I never drink ink.
00:04:05Some of the boys been playing tricks on you.
00:04:07Who gave you that?
00:04:07Oh, no one gave it to me, sir.
00:04:09Well, probably that clown has been doing the hic-offing in there.
00:04:11Oh, no, sir.
00:04:12How do you know?
00:04:14Get in there.
00:04:26Harvest Moon, check room.
00:04:28Hello, sis.
00:04:29You all ready to go?
00:04:30Yeah, I'm leaving right away.
00:04:31All right.
00:04:32I'll be waiting out in front.
00:04:34I think it's terrible a little girl waiting out in front.
00:04:36Me too.
00:04:38Yes, Burley.
00:04:39Uh-huh.
00:04:40Well, I'll be there any time you say.
00:04:42So am I.
00:04:43Me too.
00:04:45Don't worry.
00:04:46I'll be there.
00:04:47I do think I ought to stay home.
00:04:49Me too.
00:04:51Goodbye.
00:04:52You know, I'm glad you're through, because I was getting a little tired.
00:04:56Yes, I know.
00:04:57You too.
00:05:07Pardon me.
00:05:08You gave us the wrong hats.
00:05:09Oh, that's very funny.
00:05:11If you tell me where the act's playing, I'll try and miss it.
00:05:17Yeah.
00:05:19We like you.
00:05:21We don't.
00:05:22Listen, what happened?
00:05:24Did you lose your address book?
00:05:25Yes.
00:05:26Yes, what?
00:05:27Yes, ma'am.
00:05:28Hmm, that's what I thought.
00:05:30Good night.
00:05:31Where are you going?
00:05:34You give me my hat.
00:05:40Give me my hat.
00:05:41Listen, I got a great idea.
00:05:44Let's all go over to your house.
00:05:46Did it ever occur to you that I might be somebody's sister?
00:05:49Hello, sis.
00:05:51Listen, I'm warning you.
00:05:53My brother's a very tough man.
00:05:54She's got a brother, she's got a brother, she's got a brother.
00:06:00Billy!
00:06:00All for a doubt.
00:06:04Billy!
00:06:05Billy!
00:06:07Billy!
00:06:08Billy!
00:06:09Billy!
00:06:11Billy!
00:06:12Billy!
00:06:12Billy!
00:06:12Billy!
00:06:12Billy!
00:06:13Billy!
00:06:13What's the matter?
00:06:14Say, you fellas can't do this.
00:06:16Who are you?
00:06:17Well, I'm her brother.
00:06:18How do we know?
00:06:20Yeah, yeah.
00:06:21Can you identify yourself?
00:06:22Huh?
00:06:22It's a serious thing, posing as somebody's brother.
00:06:26What's your name?
00:06:28Put it in came.
00:06:29Ask me again, I'll tell you the same.
00:06:30Come on, Burleigh.
00:06:31Let's get out of here.
00:06:32Give me what he said.
00:06:34He started, he poured it on himself.
00:06:36Come on, Burleigh.
00:06:37You're outnumbered.
00:06:38No, they're probably gangsters.
00:06:39Should be arrested.
00:06:40I've got to do my duty as an American citizen.
00:06:44Give me that again.
00:06:46What's your name?
00:06:47Joe Monroe.
00:06:48Ask me again, you still won't know.
00:06:49He said it again.
00:06:51He repeated it.
00:06:52He repeated it.
00:06:54I'll give him the last chance to make a dying statement.
00:06:57This is silly, Burleigh, and dangerous.
00:06:59It's all right, sis.
00:07:00I know a million of them.
00:07:01Yeah, what?
00:07:01He can't get away with that.
00:07:03This is it.
00:07:04What's your name?
00:07:05Boop-boop-a-doo.
00:07:06That's who I am.
00:07:07And who are you?
00:07:08That's it, sir.
00:07:11Fight!
00:07:12Fight!
00:07:13In front of the club!
00:07:15Hurry, hurry, hurry.
00:07:16Let's go see the fun.
00:07:16Who's fighting?
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:18I don't know.
00:07:18I don't know.
00:07:19I don't know.
00:07:21I don't know.
00:07:21There's a lot.
00:07:24There's a lot.
00:07:26Do any of you mugs know these mugs?
00:07:29I don't know this guy, but this guy is the middleweight champion of the world.
00:07:33Holy shit.
00:07:34What are you doing?
00:07:35Hey, I'd like to shake the hand of the man that knocked out the middleweight champion.
00:07:40So would I.
00:07:41Extra.
00:07:42Read all about it.
00:07:43Middleweight champion knocked out by truck driver.
00:07:46Read all about it.
00:07:47Extra.
00:07:53Well, they kind of got you in the spot, ain't they, Gabby?
00:07:55Yeah.
00:07:55Every time I leave town, something happens.
00:07:57That is news.
00:07:57There's a rule something happens, and then you leave town.
00:07:59Oh, I see.
00:08:00Wise guy.
00:08:01I thought you were paid for a report.
00:08:02I'm begging Christ.
00:08:02Listen, I don't want to hear any more talk.
00:08:04Oh, inside, inside, inside, you'll lose it.
00:08:05Great guy.
00:08:06Come on, let's get out of here.
00:08:14Speed.
00:08:16Oh, speed.
00:08:16Speed.
00:08:17Speed.
00:08:38Oh.
00:08:39Oh.
00:08:39Oh.
00:08:49Spider!
00:08:49Spider!
00:08:50Hey!
00:08:51Wait a minute!
00:08:51Wait a minute!
00:08:52Wait a minute!
00:08:52Wait a minute!
00:08:52It's me, Spider!
00:08:54How'd I get this mouse?
00:08:57Oh, I don't know.
00:08:59I was in with you.
00:09:02Oh.
00:09:05Yes, you were.
00:09:06Was I?
00:09:07Of course you...
00:09:09Weren't you?
00:09:12What?
00:09:13What?
00:09:18You shouldn't come in here when Gabby's out of town.
00:09:20He might think it wasn't on the level.
00:09:22He wouldn't understand anything if it was.
00:09:25Good morning, Plato.
00:09:26Plato what?
00:09:27Let's keep it simple.
00:09:29How did you get that?
00:09:31Oh, uh...
00:09:32This?
00:09:32Oh, well, you see, uh...
00:09:34I was shadow boxing and...
00:09:35In the shadow one?
00:09:37No, no.
00:09:38You see, it was like this.
00:09:39Uh...
00:09:40Spider came in and...
00:09:41We started to spar and...
00:09:43And...
00:09:43And I ran into one.
00:09:45Where were you at a call last night?
00:09:47Uh...
00:09:47In the shower.
00:09:49Tub.
00:09:51More accidents happen in bathrooms.
00:09:53Look.
00:09:55That's the story of the lion.
00:09:57And the mouse.
00:09:58It's a lie!
00:09:59Then sue the paper.
00:10:05What does it say?
00:10:06Truck driver knocks out champion.
00:10:09Oh, it must be some other mug.
00:10:11Yeah, some other middleweight champion.
00:10:13There ain't no other middleweight champ.
00:10:15Not officially.
00:10:16Listen, Ann, be a pal.
00:10:17You're not gonna say anything to Gabby about this, are you?
00:10:19He reads just as easy.
00:10:21Oh, but he's in Philadelphia.
00:10:24I hear they got a paper there now.
00:10:28I hear you, Gabby.
00:10:31Gabby, you're his manager.
00:10:32I'm here telling you.
00:10:33I'll give you a statement at ten minutes.
00:10:34Well, it better be ten minutes or we'll write one of our own.
00:10:36Yeah, but you don't know what it means to lose your reputation.
00:10:38Walk down the street and have the whole town talking about you.
00:10:41No?
00:10:42Well, twelve years ago in my hometown, I went on a hayride.
00:10:46What's that got to do with it?
00:10:47Nothing.
00:10:48Except they're still talking about it.
00:10:50Let me see that.
00:10:52Oh, that'll be all right in a few days.
00:10:55Oh, hello, Daddy.
00:10:58Remind me to ask you later what you were doing in here with him.
00:11:00I wish you cared.
00:11:03Well?
00:11:10You dumb cluck.
00:11:11You thick-skulled gorilla.
00:11:12What do you think I'm feeding you for?
00:11:13Why don't you watch him?
00:11:14Well, what are you gonna say for yourself?
00:11:16I got a headache.
00:11:17Shut up!
00:11:18And you.
00:11:19You.
00:11:20The middleweight champion of the world.
00:11:24Yesterday, you had a title worth a million dollars.
00:11:26Today, it isn't worth a nickel.
00:11:27I'm in Philly, signing up to beat Kid Miller for 20 Gs.
00:11:30I got the pen in my hand all ready to sign on what happens.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34That's what I want to know.
00:11:36What happened?
00:11:37He wants to know what happened.
00:11:38Ha!
00:11:39They want to know what happened.
00:11:40Sure they want to know.
00:11:41The lobby's calling them the reporters and I gotta give them a statement.
00:11:43Yeah, but Gabby, you...
00:11:44You better get a story ready.
00:11:45We're gonna need it.
00:11:46Hello.
00:11:47Now, listen, Willard.
00:11:48I said I'd give you a statement in ten minutes.
00:11:50Well, I always keep my word.
00:11:51Uh-uh.
00:11:52I said ten minutes, didn't I?
00:11:56The rats are coming up in five.
00:11:57Well, come on.
00:11:58Let's have it.
00:11:59Come on.
00:11:59Come on.
00:12:00Listen, Gabby.
00:12:01It was like this.
00:12:02Spider and I were walking down the street and up comes a guy.
00:12:06What a guy.
00:12:08Right.
00:12:08Gabby, he was the biggest guy I ever saw.
00:12:11Bigger?
00:12:12Boss, he was bigger than Canary.
00:12:14Yeah.
00:12:15Yeah.
00:12:15With hands as big as watermelons.
00:12:17How did he wind his watch?
00:12:19Speed looked like this alongside him.
00:12:21I had to jump up in the air to hit him.
00:12:23Now, wait a minute.
00:12:24Wait a minute.
00:12:24This is serious.
00:12:25A big guy, huh?
00:12:26Yeah.
00:12:27Middleweight knocked out by heavyweight.
00:12:29That's an angle.
00:12:30Grab it, Spider.
00:12:31Why, the other way is speed 50 pounds.
00:12:34He's got a good right hand.
00:12:35What'll I say?
00:12:36Say hello.
00:12:36They'll take it up from there.
00:12:38Hello?
00:12:41Huh?
00:12:43He is.
00:12:46The truck driver, Boyly Sullivan, is on his way up.
00:12:49Let's all hide under the bed.
00:12:50Now, be calm, everybody.
00:12:51Be calm.
00:12:53Now, the big stiff's on his way up.
00:12:54The reporters are downstairs.
00:12:56Great.
00:12:56We'll get a picture of the two of you.
00:12:57You know like they do?
00:12:58Big guy?
00:12:59Little guy?
00:13:00Say, the public gets one look at you alongside of that big bruiser.
00:13:04Why, you'll even get sympathy.
00:13:04You know what we can do, don't you?
00:13:07Why say, we can take that man mountain and...
00:13:16Well, what do you want?
00:13:18I'm Burly Sullivan.
00:13:19It's a lie.
00:13:21Hands as big as watermillers, huh?
00:13:23Come in, Sullivan.
00:13:32Hello there.
00:13:35No, you don't.
00:13:36Now I got him.
00:13:37Now I got him.
00:13:38Go on.
00:13:38Get the press.
00:13:39Get the press out.
00:13:39Lay him out as flat as a piece of linoleum.
00:13:41Get him over here in the sunlight where the boys can photograph the body.
00:13:43Now, wait a minute.
00:13:45Wait a minute before you make any more mistakes.
00:13:46Wait a minute.
00:13:47Are you sure that you're the man that knocked out our Mr. McFarlane?
00:13:51Yes, ma'am.
00:13:51Why, you dirty little worm, you never saw it.
00:13:53Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:13:54We've got to find out what's going to stay before those wolves.
00:13:55Get up here.
00:13:56Now, start talking.
00:13:56In the first place, you've got to cut out all this rough stuff.
00:13:59All right, cut it out.
00:14:00That's better.
00:14:01All right, get started.
00:14:02Well, you've all read the papers?
00:14:05We glanced through them.
00:14:06Rubbing it in, huh?
00:14:07There he goes again.
00:14:08Shut up.
00:14:10All right, come on.
00:14:12Now, I don't know how you folks feel about all this, but it's got me worried.
00:14:16You're looking well.
00:14:17Oh, thank you.
00:14:19This thing was partly my fault.
00:14:21All right if I sit down?
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:26And I'll tell you just how it started.
00:14:28You see, I've never had my name in the papers.
00:14:31And when I saw a chance to get in the headlines, whoo, you don't know what that did to me.
00:14:36See, I lead a very simple life.
00:14:38I'll bet you do.
00:14:40Hmm.
00:14:40At the dairy, I'm only a hundred and twenty pointer.
00:14:44It's bad, huh?
00:14:45Oh, it's awful.
00:14:47And then, out of a clear sky, this thing happened last night.
00:14:51You know?
00:14:52And as all those reporters came running up to me, I said, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:14:58And, huh, well, I guess I was carried away.
00:15:01Well, now, we're getting somewhere.
00:15:05There's the telephone.
00:15:06Yeah.
00:15:10Huh?
00:15:11Coming upstairs?
00:15:13Hey.
00:15:14Hey, wait a minute.
00:15:15Come on, let him alone.
00:15:16Let him alone.
00:15:17Tell the boy I'll give him five bucks to stall the elevator.
00:15:20Now, come on.
00:15:21Let's get out of cases.
00:15:22How did a chad get knocked down?
00:15:23Oh.
00:15:24When I was a little boy.
00:15:26Now, listen.
00:15:26You have to go back that far.
00:15:27Now, now, please don't stop me.
00:15:29He's nervous, isn't he?
00:15:31What do you suggest?
00:15:32Well, warm milk's very good.
00:15:34No, he's tried that.
00:15:35Now, listen.
00:15:36Come on.
00:15:36Let's get going.
00:15:38Uh, well, when I was a little boy.
00:15:40Now, listen.
00:15:40Can't you start where you're a little older?
00:15:41Oh, no.
00:15:42I got to start where I'm a little boy.
00:15:43We got no time to wait for you to grow up.
00:15:47Oh, now I'm all rattled.
00:15:49Now you've got him all rattled.
00:15:51Oh, come on.
00:15:53Come on and tell Ann all about it.
00:15:55Just one.
00:15:55Well, when I was a little boy, I was sort of puny.
00:15:59Hey.
00:16:00Uh, you can get in on this.
00:16:02All right, thanks.
00:16:03The big boys used to pick on me.
00:16:05They threw things at me.
00:16:07Bricks and tomatoes.
00:16:08You know, like kids do.
00:16:09So I learned to duck.
00:16:11What?
00:16:12To duck.
00:16:13Hmm.
00:16:14See what I mean?
00:16:15Oh, I had to.
00:16:16I finally got so good at it that I could put my hands in my pockets and...
00:16:22Bet the kids' pennies they couldn't knock my hat off.
00:16:24They couldn't either.
00:16:26You know, once I made enough to take my mother and my sister to the picture show.
00:16:30Say, you met her last night.
00:16:32Look here.
00:16:33I'm trying to find out how the chap got knocked out and you keep talking about milk and too many
00:16:36babies and movies.
00:16:38Now, this isn't going to get you anywhere.
00:16:41How would you like to let me do that to you?
00:16:42That's right.
00:16:43All right, go ahead.
00:16:44Now, I don't know where I was.
00:16:46Now, listen, Sully.
00:16:47You were a puny little boy and you took your mother and sister to a picture show.
00:16:52Now, do you remember?
00:16:54Oh, yes.
00:16:56I even remember the picture.
00:16:58Do you remember the one where the man locked the girl in his cabin and he chased her round and
00:17:02round?
00:17:03Oh, that one.
00:17:04Yes.
00:17:04You do?
00:17:05Yes.
00:17:05How did it end?
00:17:06My mother took me home.
00:17:09Take the witness.
00:17:11Now, look here.
00:17:12Now, pay attention to me.
00:17:13Now, listen.
00:17:14Don't let your mind wander.
00:17:15Keep it in a straight line.
00:17:16They're coming upstairs.
00:17:17You hear what he said?
00:17:18They're coming upstairs.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:20You've got to think.
00:17:20You've got to think.
00:17:21You've got to concentrate.
00:17:22Listen.
00:17:23You've got us all nuts around here.
00:17:24The first thing you know, you've been telling me that you didn't knock him out.
00:17:26I didn't.
00:17:27That's what I said.
00:17:28What's that he said?
00:17:29I said I didn't knock him out.
00:17:30Everybody hear that?
00:17:31Did you all hear that?
00:17:32He didn't knock him out.
00:17:34Hang.
00:17:35That's our angle.
00:17:36That's our love.
00:17:36Hang.
00:17:37Open the door.
00:17:37Let the press in.
00:17:38He didn't knock him out.
00:17:39No.
00:17:40Don't deny it.
00:17:42No.
00:17:42What are you going to tell the press?
00:17:44He knocked him out.
00:17:45It's a lie.
00:17:46So.
00:17:47You hung it on me.
00:17:48You weren't with me last night.
00:17:50Really.
00:17:50Cross my heart he did.
00:17:51He can't get away with that.
00:17:54Let him cut it out now.
00:17:55You're a Muslim.
00:17:57No.
00:17:57Hey.
00:17:58Cut it out.
00:17:58What are you trying to do?
00:17:59Settle down.
00:18:00Yes.
00:18:01If you'll settle down, I'll explain exactly what happened.
00:18:03All right.
00:18:03Go ahead.
00:18:04Give us the lowdown.
00:18:05Well.
00:18:06In the first place, he swung at me and missed.
00:18:08I never missed.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:10You missed me.
00:18:11Then.
00:18:11Hey.
00:18:11I can't hit you, huh?
00:18:15No.
00:18:16You see what I mean?
00:18:17There.
00:18:18You see, Mr. Sloan?
00:18:20That's point number one.
00:18:21He swung at me and missed.
00:18:23See?
00:18:23But I never missed.
00:18:28Hey.
00:18:36Oh, no.
00:18:37That's not the way to do it.
00:18:39Look.
00:18:39This is the way to do it.
00:18:40See?
00:18:42What?
00:18:43What the hell?
00:18:44Cut this nonsense.
00:18:45Will you kindly tell me how I got knocked?
00:18:54Mr. Sloan.
00:18:55That's exactly what happened.
00:18:57Boy, what a story.
00:18:58Twice in one day.
00:18:59He gave me another demonstration.
00:19:00Now, wait a minute.
00:19:00I can explain everything.
00:19:01He can explain better.
00:19:02Yeah, but I didn't do it.
00:19:04It was an accident.
00:19:04What an accident?
00:19:05He's right.
00:19:06I did it.
00:19:06How much did Gabby give you to say that?
00:19:08No.
00:19:08I did give you another one.
00:19:09Now, please don't publish these photographs.
00:19:11No, no, boys.
00:19:11You ruin everybody.
00:19:12Where is that?
00:19:13Where is that?
00:19:14I don't want to...
00:19:15Give me that.
00:19:16Give me that.
00:19:16Give me that.
00:19:17Get out of here, you bastard.
00:19:19Give me that.
00:19:42Give me that.
00:19:42Say something.
00:19:43Hmm?
00:19:43Okay.
00:19:44He'll be all right, doctor.
00:19:46It's the shock, that's all.
00:19:47What he really needs is sleep.
00:19:49This will fix him up.
00:19:50I'll give him a spoonful of that and a glass of water.
00:19:54Someone should...
00:19:54Oh, I'll watch him, doctor.
00:19:55You remember I looked after him the time he got his face caught in the cash register.
00:19:58Yes, yes.
00:19:59Well, good night, doctor.
00:20:00Good night.
00:20:00Good night.
00:20:01Good night, gentlemen.
00:20:02Good night.
00:20:03Come on, doc.
00:20:03Get going, will you?
00:20:04Get going.
00:20:04Good night.
00:20:05Good night.
00:20:08I got it.
00:20:09I got it.
00:20:10Was the doctor saying it was?
00:20:12No, no.
00:20:12Get Sullivan.
00:20:12Come on.
00:20:13Get Sullivan.
00:20:14I got it.
00:20:14I tell you, I got it.
00:20:15It's an angle.
00:20:15What an angle.
00:20:20Get up here.
00:20:21That does it.
00:20:22That wrist.
00:20:23Oh, dear.
00:21:10Oh.
00:21:12Heh.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Alright.
00:21:20What's your sugar?
00:21:22Huh?
00:21:22Do you?
00:21:23Well, hmm.
00:21:25How do I know you love me?
00:21:27How do I know you love me?
00:21:28Well, yeah.
00:21:30Now, wait a minute.
00:21:31Wait.
00:21:31Now, wait.
00:21:32Now, wait.
00:21:33Now, wait.
00:21:33Now, wait.
00:21:34Show me you love me.
00:21:36Here.
00:21:38Here.
00:21:39Here.
00:21:40Here.
00:21:40Oh.
00:21:40I got some more.
00:21:42Here.
00:21:43I got some more.
00:21:43Look.
00:21:45Alright.
00:21:46Guess which?
00:21:46Hey, you.
00:21:47You.
00:21:48The boss wants to see you.
00:21:50You're coming with me.
00:21:52No, sir.
00:21:53I got work to do.
00:21:53Come on.
00:21:54Anyway, I'm not going up there again.
00:21:56Anyway.
00:21:57What's that?
00:21:59Once bitten, twice shy.
00:22:01Huh?
00:22:01Give me that once again.
00:22:02I don't chew my cabbage twice.
00:22:04So you're starting out again, huh?
00:22:08Hey.
00:22:10Two against one, huh?
00:22:12I'll show you.
00:22:15Listen, you.
00:22:17Looky here.
00:22:18I'm delivering grade A milk for better babies.
00:22:20You and your...
00:22:21Gabby won't take no for an answer.
00:22:24You better cut it out now.
00:22:26You...
00:22:27You can get in trouble for this, you know.
00:22:35Ow!
00:22:41OYOW!
00:22:51You let me go now.
00:22:52Come on.
00:22:53Not anything.
00:22:54Wait out of you.
00:22:55You're coming with me.
00:22:58Look out.
00:22:59I got a gun.
00:23:00Again, huh?
00:23:06Come on, come on.
00:23:09He's a dangerous character.
00:23:10Officer, he's a menace to humanity.
00:23:12Wait a minute, officer.
00:23:14This is a cinch to explain.
00:23:16Yeah, I know.
00:23:17I'm a witness.
00:23:17Come on.
00:23:18Hey, wait a minute.
00:23:19I can get out of this.
00:23:20Take leave.
00:23:21It might be legal.
00:23:25That guy can fight a lick, protect the garden,
00:23:27or maybe the photo ground.
00:23:28Or a telephone booth.
00:23:29How about a swig of the sleeping medicine?
00:23:31He's a natural.
00:23:31We'd build him a rep, and then he'd be the biggest
00:23:33drawing cuts in steps.
00:23:34First, he's going to knock out a few setups.
00:23:36Starting with you?
00:23:36You got the idea.
00:23:38He knocks over six setups, and then he meets you
00:23:39in the photograph.
00:23:40And we have a new champion.
00:23:42A spider in the lobby.
00:23:44We're all in glory.
00:23:45Hello, spider.
00:23:46You got him in the lobby?
00:23:47Well, ring him.
00:23:48What?
00:23:48What?
00:23:50He's in jail.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:54It's all my fault for trusting a lug like that.
00:23:56I should have had more sense.
00:23:57I should have sent somebody with brains.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59You.
00:24:00Now, why don't you go?
00:24:00Oh, yeah.
00:24:01That's right.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:02Well, where'll I find him?
00:24:03You stop the first milk wagon you come to,
00:24:05and if you're still on your feet, you say to yourself,
00:24:07that's not him.
00:24:08Yeah.
00:24:09Thanks for the tip.
00:24:14This program is coming to you through the courtesy of
00:24:16the Amalgamated Gas.
00:24:17The Amalgamated Gas.
00:24:24Will you stop ringing my doorbell?
00:24:26Did somebody tell you it was Halloween?
00:24:28I tell you, I got to see your brother.
00:24:29And I told you, my brother isn't here.
00:24:31And I don't believe.
00:24:33Will you believe me when I tell you I'm going to get some sleep?
00:24:38No.
00:24:51I know.
00:24:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:24:52I didn't know it was your bell.
00:24:53You ought to be ashamed of yourself, a big fellow like you
00:24:55going around ringing people's doorbells.
00:24:57I said I was sorry.
00:24:58What more can I say?
00:24:59That's not the idea.
00:25:00It's the principle of the thing.
00:25:01My wife's been talking for two hours.
00:25:03She finally went to sleep.
00:25:04You come along and wake her up.
00:25:06Well, what am I supposed to do about that?
00:25:07You're supposed to beat it before I get sore.
00:25:10Oh, getting tough, huh?
00:25:11Just as tough as you are.
00:25:13Now, wait a minute, buddy.
00:25:13My business is knocking out people.
00:25:15Is that so?
00:25:16Yeah, and for $0.02, I'll let you have one right out of it.
00:25:18Hey, I'm in business myself.
00:25:31Come on, buddy.
00:25:33Let's go.
00:25:56Hello, Spain.
00:25:58You got them in the lobby?
00:26:00Where are you?
00:26:02Oh, what have I done to deserve this?
00:26:06Every time I pick up this phone, I get burnt loose.
00:26:09Well, I'll put a stop to that.
00:26:18That's two of them in jail.
00:26:22Or maybe three.
00:26:34That's fair.
00:26:35That's for good, you know.
00:26:36That's a misdemeanor.
00:26:37Cuts are coming up.
00:26:38What's my angle?
00:26:39What's my arm?
00:26:40Why don't you tell them when you were a little boy,
00:26:42you were kind of puny?
00:26:43That ought to do it.
00:26:43Good.
00:26:54It is the other one in jail.
00:26:55Agnes.
00:26:58What's the matter?
00:26:59Get up.
00:27:03I don't know.
00:27:05Oh, my. That can't be right.
00:27:17Agnes!
00:27:20Help! Help, my horse!
00:27:26Help! Help!
00:27:36Help!
00:27:37Hello. Hello. Hello.
00:27:38Oh, hello. May I use your telephone?
00:27:40Yes, I need a doctor.
00:27:41Are you hurt?
00:27:41No, no, no. I'm all right, thank you.
00:27:43Hello.
00:27:44Look. Hello.
00:27:48Hello.
00:27:49Oh, hello. Yes, look.
00:27:51Just one moment. Just one moment.
00:27:53Will you hold the phone? I'm talking to someone.
00:27:56Yes, here's what I want.
00:27:57I need a...
00:27:58Just a moment, please. I'm talking over here.
00:28:00Yes, I'm trying to explain.
00:28:02Will you tell me what...
00:28:02No, I'm talking to the other fellow.
00:28:04Hello.
00:28:05Well, don't...
00:28:06Hello.
00:28:07Yes, what...
00:28:07Hello.
00:28:08Hello.
00:28:09Hello.
00:28:14Hello.
00:28:14Hello up there.
00:28:31You can use my phone.
00:28:32Oh.
00:28:33313, third floor.
00:28:34Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:28:36Yes.
00:28:47Come in.
00:28:51The phone's over there.
00:28:59This is sure nice of you.
00:29:00That's all right.
00:29:01Hello. Hello.
00:29:03Is this Kenny?
00:29:04This is Burley.
00:29:05Something's happened to Agnes.
00:29:07Yeah.
00:29:07She's lying in the gutter.
00:29:09Uh...
00:29:09Well, she won't get up.
00:29:11Yeah, her tongue's hanging out of foot.
00:29:13Thirsty?
00:29:14Oh, she couldn't be.
00:29:15She's had plenty to drink.
00:29:16What she's got's a bellyache.
00:29:19Yeah, you better get her an ambulance.
00:29:20Uh...
00:29:20This is 56 in Lotus Apartments.
00:29:22Yes.
00:29:25You'd better bring the lady up here until...
00:29:26Oh, but she's not a lady.
00:29:27I didn't think she was.
00:29:29But if she's sick, it doesn't make a difference.
00:29:30What kind of woman she is?
00:29:31Oh, but Agnes...
00:29:32She's just an old horse.
00:29:34Oh, I thought...
00:29:35Well, thank you very much.
00:29:36Thanks a lot.
00:29:37Goodbye.
00:29:39No.
00:29:40No, the other door over there.
00:29:41Oh, yeah.
00:30:00Hello.
00:30:01Sunflower Dairy?
00:30:02Maybe you can help me out.
00:30:04One of your men left his cap in my apartment.
00:30:07Oh, about three o'clock this morning.
00:30:09No, I don't know his name.
00:30:12Well, he was about five feet ten.
00:30:14Has dark hair and glasses.
00:30:17And, uh...
00:30:18And a very pleasant smile.
00:30:20Yes.
00:30:26Well, if you know who it is, would you ask him to stop by the Acme Barbershop?
00:30:30Manicure.
00:30:31Manicure.
00:30:32Here be.
00:30:40Uh-huh.
00:30:45Hello.
00:30:46Hello.
00:30:48I was just talking about you.
00:30:50Yeah, I know.
00:30:54How was Agnes?
00:30:56Oh.
00:30:57She's not very good.
00:30:58I was up with her all night.
00:31:00Oh, that's too bad.
00:31:02Yeah.
00:31:02I took her to a good doctor, though.
00:31:04No powder.
00:31:05Well, I hope she'll be all right.
00:31:07Do you?
00:31:08Uh-huh.
00:31:10All through.
00:31:11Hmm?
00:31:13Oh, uh...
00:31:14Give me another shave.
00:31:15Another shave?
00:31:16Uh, yeah.
00:31:28Hey!
00:31:29Hey!
00:31:30You let me go!
00:31:31Cut it out now!
00:31:33Stop it!
00:31:33Help!
00:31:34Oh!
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:36You give me back my pants!
00:31:37Give me my pants!
00:31:38Pardon me.
00:31:39Oh, don't mind me.
00:31:40I used to work with the poor flying Fagan.
00:31:42Turn around.
00:31:44Well, there's one thing in his favor.
00:31:45He's got a front and a back.
00:31:46What do you think?
00:31:47You could wrap him in a horse blanket
00:31:48until the bell rings.
00:31:49Say!
00:31:49What is this?
00:31:51Gotta take some of that off.
00:31:52You can't do that, no.
00:31:53I know where I found Lawrence.
00:31:55Soft as a bag of dead mice.
00:31:58It's no soap, Gabby.
00:31:59That string bean couldn't lick Zazu pits.
00:32:00What are you?
00:32:00He's gotta work.
00:32:01He's gotta fight somebody in 30 days.
00:32:03It's only out.
00:32:03What do you mean?
00:32:04It's gotta work.
00:32:05I can't find a guy.
00:32:07That doesn't make me angry.
00:32:08He's gotta fight somebody.
00:32:08Hey!
00:32:09It's only out.
00:32:10Hey!
00:32:11Might I say something?
00:32:12Quiet, boys.
00:32:13He wants to say something.
00:32:15I'm sorry, but I just don't want to fight.
00:32:19Listen, Bertie.
00:32:20I'm your friend.
00:32:21I'm Honest Gabby Sloan.
00:32:22I'm trying to do your...
00:32:23You're not either.
00:32:24Oh, wait a minute.
00:32:25You haven't heard me yet of us.
00:32:27Get a picture of this.
00:32:29You're up to here in dough.
00:32:30You've got a string of big cars from here to Boyle's Half Acre.
00:32:33The dames are doing nip-ups over here in the street.
00:32:35The crowds are pointing at you.
00:32:36They're yelling, there he goes!
00:32:37Who?
00:32:38You.
00:32:38Why?
00:32:39Because you're the big shot.
00:32:41You're fighting for the title.
00:32:42It's the polo grounds.
00:32:4380,000 people are going batty.
00:32:45There goes the bell.
00:32:46I'll answer.
00:32:48There goes the gong.
00:32:49You're at him like a tiger.
00:32:50He leads.
00:32:50The tiger ducks.
00:32:51That's you.
00:32:51You're the tiger.
00:32:51He leads again.
00:32:52The tiger ducks again.
00:32:53No, no.
00:32:53Know what?
00:32:54That's nothing like it.
00:32:56Here, I'll show you.
00:32:56You've got to get that knee action.
00:32:57See?
00:32:58Now, here.
00:32:59Relax.
00:32:59You're a bundle of nerves.
00:33:01Come on.
00:33:01Give in here.
00:33:02Give.
00:33:02That's better.
00:33:03That's it.
00:33:05Don't you want to learn how to duck?
00:33:07We're back in the polo grounds.
00:33:08The tiger leads the left to right.
00:33:09A left.
00:33:1090,000 people are standing up the seat.
00:33:1180,000.
00:33:12Right.
00:33:1280,000.
00:33:13That's one for you.
00:33:1380,000 people are standing up the seat.
00:33:15And not quite 80,000.
00:33:16What do you mean by not quite 80,000?
00:33:19Because I won't be there.
00:33:20Too up for him and game.
00:33:21Talk isn't going to do this monkey any good, but I'll show you what will.
00:33:24Now I got you.
00:33:25Now I got you.
00:33:26Try this one on your piano.
00:33:30Why, you big hoodlum.
00:33:32You big, swift bell ringer.
00:33:35I don't like dames that hit gentlemen.
00:33:39Another ducker.
00:33:40Burleigh, what are they doing to you?
00:33:42They're trying to make a fighter out of me.
00:33:43We wasn't doing nothing.
00:33:44You get out of here.
00:33:46All of you get out of here.
00:33:47Brooklyn hospitality.
00:33:47You're a bunch of hoodlums.
00:33:49Who's a hoodlum?
00:33:50Stop it.
00:33:50He's the worst.
00:33:51I ain't no hoodlum.
00:33:52Get out of here.
00:33:54The little lady's right.
00:33:57My apologies and my regrets, Miss Sullivan.
00:34:05Burleigh.
00:34:06Yes?
00:34:07Just one thing before I go.
00:34:09If you think of me at all, Burleigh, try to remember me as, as honest Gabby Sloan.
00:34:15All right.
00:34:18Who came to lay a future in your lap.
00:34:20A future that you'd be proud of.
00:34:22That your lovely sister would be proud of.
00:34:26And that that, that dear, sweet-faced, kindly old lady would be proud of.
00:34:34You know, Burleigh, I sometimes wonder if we're half the men our mother's hope we'd be.
00:34:40I'll bet your mother's this sweet little woman.
00:34:42Yeah.
00:34:43She's been having a little trouble with her kidneys lately.
00:34:45Hasn't she, sis?
00:34:47You know, Burleigh, that's uncanny.
00:34:50If I didn't know, I'd swear that that was my mother.
00:34:53Maybe it is your mother.
00:34:54It was here when we moved in.
00:34:56Maybe that's your father.
00:34:58He was here, too.
00:35:00Pardon me, that's my horse.
00:35:03How about a glass of warm milk?
00:35:10Hello.
00:35:12But she was sick, Mr. Kinney.
00:35:14I had to take her to the hospital.
00:35:16Yes, I know those things cost money.
00:35:18Oh, Burleigh, did I hear you say you needed cash?
00:35:20What?
00:35:22Oh, you couldn't sell her hide.
00:35:24No, Mr. Kinney, I'm not trying to tell you how to run your business.
00:35:26Oh, I didn't tell her why you care.
00:35:27But you can't do that to Agnes.
00:35:29What?
00:35:30All right, fire me then.
00:35:31But she's worth more than that to me alive.
00:35:33Huh?
00:35:34No, I've never had that much money in my whole life.
00:35:36Have I, sis?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38But I'll get it.
00:35:39Hang up on the rat.
00:35:39Oh, don't listen to him, Burleigh.
00:35:40You get the money?
00:35:42You, you...
00:35:43How?
00:35:43By signing a contract with me that will get you a fortune.
00:35:46But a fortune for a few moments pleasant employment in a cool, airy arena.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52I'll do it.
00:36:07Good morning.
00:36:08Good...
00:36:09Good morning.
00:36:11Where's Spider?
00:36:12At the ring.
00:36:13Good morning.
00:36:14Oh.
00:36:15Hmm.
00:36:17My, you're looking lovely this morning.
00:36:19And vice versa.
00:36:20Oh, thank you.
00:36:21Good morning.
00:36:27Huh.
00:36:29Huh.
00:36:36Oh, Tiger.
00:36:38We always use the bridge.
00:36:41Oh.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:43Huh.
00:36:43Heh.
00:36:44Huh.
00:36:44Uh.
00:36:45Uh.
00:36:45Uh.
00:36:48Uh.
00:36:49Uh.
00:36:50Uh.
00:36:51Uh.
00:37:02No, I...
00:37:03I want to...
00:37:03Never mind that.
00:37:04Where'd you get those?
00:37:06Elastic broken.
00:37:07Never mind that, too.
00:37:08Let's get going.
00:37:09It's your first fight.
00:37:10The bell rings.
00:37:11You come out fighting.
00:37:12You mix it up in the middle of the ring.
00:37:13He throws a right, you duck.
00:37:15He throws a left, you duck.
00:37:16Suddenly, the crowd goes nuts.
00:37:17There's a guy down.
00:37:19Not you.
00:37:20He's down and he's down.
00:37:21Eight, nine, ten, and you're the winner.
00:37:30Don't you think that we ought to practice losing?
00:37:33Don't worry, you win.
00:37:37Give me that.
00:37:41How's that?
00:37:42Fine.
00:37:57Now, keep it on.
00:38:02You know, I know two fellas once they got in the same spot.
00:38:05Six months later, they got the gloves away from them.
00:38:07They're all right now.
00:38:13Have I gotta go on with this?
00:38:15You can't quit.
00:38:16Think of your career.
00:38:28You know, it's the monotony of the thing that's getting me down.
00:38:30All right, let's see.
00:38:31Where were we?
00:38:32Oh, yeah.
00:38:33You're the winner.
00:38:34Oh, no.
00:38:35You win.
00:38:36And to look good, you give him the old business.
00:38:38You give him that.
00:38:39You give him this.
00:38:40And to top it, you give him this.
00:38:43See?
00:38:43Now we'll start from the beginning.
00:38:46The bell rings, I'm the other fella.
00:38:48Put him up.
00:38:51Ain't you ever fought?
00:38:53Uh-uh.
00:38:56All right.
00:39:03Now make a face.
00:39:05No, no.
00:39:07Make a face to scare him.
00:39:09Like yours?
00:39:10I never scare nobody.
00:39:12Scare me?
00:39:14Oh, put him up.
00:39:15All right.
00:39:16I'm the other fella.
00:39:17You come in swinging.
00:39:19One, two, boom.
00:39:20One, two, boom.
00:39:21Start swinging.
00:39:23Oh, no.
00:39:23I might hurt you.
00:39:25I'll take a chance.
00:39:26I'm very game.
00:39:28All right.
00:39:30One, two, boom.
00:39:31One, two, boom.
00:39:32One, two, boom.
00:39:33One, two, boom.
00:39:34One, two, boom.
00:39:35One, two, boom.
00:39:36One, two, boom.
00:39:36One, two, boom.
00:39:37One, two, boom.
00:39:38What's holding you up?
00:39:41No, no.
00:39:42Get tough.
00:39:43Give it all you got.
00:39:44Oh, no.
00:39:45Come on.
00:39:46Start swinging.
00:39:47All right.
00:39:59Now what?
00:40:00That's all.
00:40:01I quit.
00:40:07Oh, Tiger.
00:40:08Yeah.
00:40:09Or are you too busy?
00:40:10Huh?
00:40:10No, no, no.
00:40:13Do you know how to dance?
00:40:14Dance?
00:40:15Yes.
00:40:15At the sunflower, you know, we used to dance.
00:40:17Yeah, I'm convinced.
00:40:17Now how do you hold the girl?
00:40:20Like that.
00:40:21Now close your fist.
00:40:22Now dance.
00:40:24Without music.
00:40:28Tra-la-la-la.
00:40:30Now wait a minute.
00:40:31Now listen.
00:40:31Tra-la-la-la.
00:40:33Boom-boom.
00:40:34Tra-la-la-la.
00:40:36Boom-boom.
00:40:38Tra-la-la-la.
00:40:40Boom-boom.
00:40:57This is what I tell them.
00:40:58Dear Joe, if you'll be in Detroit on the ninth, don't worry about the wait.
00:41:01You'll make it worth a quarter milk in each hand.
00:41:04it's all set speed Chicago on the fourth Detroit on the ninth why can't I just
00:41:15punch him in the nose in public and get it over with the way you talk speed is
00:41:19the difference between a smart guy and a grape nut oh look what's coming our
00:41:23house yes I'm coming to make trouble now get a hold of them stop them and keep
00:41:29them away from that waltzing mouse I'll listen speed that sister's plenty tough
00:41:33make a play for her and if she falls for you she'll be a cinch to handle turn on
00:41:37that hundred and sixty pounds of personality and if you want to put in a
00:41:40good humor tell her I broke my leg and you had to shoot me
00:41:49where do you think you're going there's Polly and me so what dames and fighters
00:41:55don't mix that's what he found out oh come on keep calm but I want to say
00:41:59hello to him take him over and give him a shower while you're there take one
00:42:04yourself hey what can you lose look oh don't worry Polly I'll do the talking I'll
00:42:13tell that Gabby Sloan welcome welcome welcome that means we're welcome miss
00:42:17Pringle mr. McFarland how do you do how do you do I want to talk to mr. Sloan and you
00:42:23most certainly would if he was here but he's in town tooth hmm
00:42:27out for her good maybe I can talk to you now that's a pleasure if you'll excuse us
00:42:32oh I'll be around give me back those pants I'll fix you hey come back with that
00:42:43towel give me I ain't through with you don't get the wrong impression of the
00:42:49fight game just because a few fighters walk on their heels the wise ones don't
00:42:53look at me I am why are you so interested in Burley well first place because he's
00:43:01he's your brother that doesn't even make sense what I wouldn't give for a place
00:43:07like this with a cow and a few chickens and you honey if this thing works out and
00:43:13it can't miss I'll get you a place like this and a million chickens you know I've
00:43:18heard all that before when I first met you I had two of everything now I've got one of
00:43:23nothing
00:43:34wxjk ladies and gentlemen but Tannenbaum hour I just can't imagine you're being a fighter oh
00:43:40I was just a means to an end I'd have some money quickly and I'll soon as Agnes is better
00:43:46I'm going
00:43:46back to the dairy business you think a whole lot of Agnes don't you look that came right off her
00:43:54tail I made it myself you did it's my good luck charm well you weren't very lucky when you lost
00:44:01your
00:44:01job will you no but I was lucky when I met you you know you're an awfully nice person
00:44:14on
00:44:20son
00:44:22on
00:44:26on
00:44:37Let's go.
00:44:56That guy, Hogan, is terrible.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59Mr. Hogan's doing everything you taught me.
00:45:13Okay, kid, you're next.
00:45:14Now?
00:45:15Yep, right now.
00:45:40Hey, give me that ball.
00:45:58Mr. Sloan, I don't feel so good.
00:46:01What's the matter, buddy?
00:46:02I don't know.
00:46:03I think I've got to chill.
00:46:05Yeah?
00:46:05Yeah.
00:46:06There you go.
00:46:06You're over right here, huh?
00:46:10No.
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:13I feel better now.
00:46:14He's not much to look at, folks.
00:46:15But if you don't think he packs a wallop, ask our erstwhile champion, Speed McFarlow.
00:46:19He's fighting a good man, Tornado Todd.
00:46:22And here's Todd now.
00:46:33Imagine having to lose to this guy.
00:46:36Don't seem right.
00:46:38Mr. Sloan.
00:46:39Yeah?
00:46:40Do you think I've had enough boxing lessons?
00:46:42Listen, Bernie, you've got nothing to worry about.
00:46:44With everything we taught you, and that good luck horse head shine you got, it's a cinch.
00:46:53What's the matter with you now?
00:46:55A charm.
00:46:59Ladies and gentlemen!
00:47:01Yeah!
00:47:02In this corner we have Tornado Todd!
00:47:06Yeah!
00:47:08And in this corner we have...
00:47:15Throw me a couple of Filipinos.
00:47:16I'll have him back in ten minutes.
00:47:19Halt! Halt!
00:47:21Oh, ain't the circumstance over which the milkman has no control!
00:47:33Am I supposed to ask what you're looking for?
00:47:35I'm looking for a horse's tail.
00:47:36Oh, Mike looking for Ike, huh?
00:47:38Yeah, I've got to find it.
00:47:39He must have left it around here somewhere.
00:47:41Where's the Wonder Boy?
00:47:42He's in his dressing room.
00:47:42Spider's sitting on him.
00:47:43Ah, here it is!
00:47:48Oh, what was that?
00:47:49Tiger O'Duck.
00:47:50Pursued by the headless horseman.
00:47:52You're Judas!
00:47:53He sent me for a bag of peanuts.
00:47:54And when I come back, what do you think?
00:47:56You forgot the peanuts.
00:47:57No, he was gone.
00:47:59Hey, Bertie.
00:48:00Look, here's your good luck charm.
00:48:02Come on out.
00:48:03Uh-uh.
00:48:04Oh, look.
00:48:04Just what we were looking for.
00:48:05The horse's tail.
00:48:05Come on, let's hurry.
00:48:07You know, Mr. Sloan, as I was running across 42nd Street...
00:48:12You try to make a left-hand turn?
00:48:13You can't.
00:48:15Anyway, as I was running, I got to thinking.
00:48:18Got to wondering if you couldn't put this fight off till tomorrow night.
00:48:22Maybe I'd feel more like it then.
00:48:24Some of the boys might not be able to get out again tomorrow night.
00:48:26I'll get it, boss.
00:48:29I see a quitter.
00:48:30Oh, no, I'm not quitting.
00:48:32Oh, Jesus!
00:48:32Come on, let's go!
00:48:33I'm just not starting.
00:48:35I see.
00:48:37Want to double-cross a guy that never did a dirty trick in his life?
00:48:42You know, I...
00:48:44I don't deserve this, spider.
00:48:46Tiger.
00:48:47Uh, Tiger, excuse me.
00:48:49You've done something to me.
00:48:51Right here.
00:48:52Let me bust the door, you know.
00:48:54If you do, I'll go down the fire escape.
00:48:56Come on, you're going to fight an archer!
00:48:59Uh-uh.
00:49:01Well, if it's no go,
00:49:03but there's no hard feelings.
00:49:04To show you the kind of a guy I am,
00:49:07I'm going over to call the whole thing off.
00:49:09Oh, thanks.
00:49:11Goodbye, buddy.
00:49:13Hey!
00:49:14No, wait!
00:49:17And don't forget, folks,
00:49:18this fight program comes to you
00:49:20for the courtesy of Weinbaum's Wonder Wapers.
00:49:22Those delicious chocolate-coated...
00:49:29Groceries.
00:49:31Oh, it's you.
00:49:32Yes, sir.
00:49:33Now, we're going to celebrate.
00:49:34Your brother knocked out the tornado in the first round.
00:49:37Well, it isn't over.
00:49:38You said it.
00:49:39What isn't over?
00:49:40The fight.
00:49:41What do you mean?
00:49:42Well, it hasn't started.
00:49:44Well, it's supposed to be over.
00:49:49There's the Tiger.
00:49:50There he's coming down the aisle now.
00:49:52A tremendous ovation, folks.
00:49:53It's no wonder.
00:49:54This is the lad who knocked
00:49:55the middleweight champ off
00:49:56the front page of every newspaper.
00:49:58They were going to introduce
00:49:59Mr. McFarlane tonight, folks.
00:50:00Why aren't you there?
00:50:01Oh, I'd much rather be here with you.
00:50:04To put it mildly,
00:50:05maybe the thought of meeting Mr. Sullivan again
00:50:07made him a little bashful.
00:50:10The dope.
00:50:11There they go, folks.
00:50:12The tornado comes out of a wild ball.
00:50:14He swings, the Tiger ducks.
00:50:15He swings again, the Tiger ducks.
00:50:18The Tiger ducks again.
00:50:20Folks, what a...
00:50:33Sullivan sends in a jab to the face.
00:50:34He sends in another.
00:50:36The tornado's down, folks.
00:50:37He's down.
00:50:38Five, seven, seven, seven, nine, ten, and out.
00:50:45He won.
00:50:46The Tiger wins.
00:50:55And he knocked him out.
00:50:57And in the first round, too.
00:50:59Sullivan won.
00:51:00In the first round.
00:51:02But why didn't he get up?
00:51:03Because of that good right hand.
00:51:05That's why.
00:51:05You won, too.
00:51:06Don't I have to fight anymore?
00:51:08It's all over.
00:51:08All over.
00:51:09Maybe I can get the fighting milkman
00:51:10to say a few words.
00:51:11And here he is now.
00:51:13Tell them about it, Bernie.
00:51:15Hello, folks.
00:51:16You know, I'm just as surprised as you are
00:51:18because I can swear that I missed him.
00:51:23What a wit.
00:51:23What a clown.
00:51:24What a fighter.
00:51:25This is Honest Gabby Stone, his manager, talking, folks.
00:51:27And I want to say right here and now
00:51:29that of all the boys I've ever handled,
00:51:30I've never had a boy that had the zip, the snap,
00:51:33and the up and at him, the Tiger Sullivan.
00:51:36I'm with it all.
00:51:37What color?
00:51:38Oh, ha, ha.
00:51:39Yes.
00:51:40Roger!
00:51:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:51:44And what an entertainer, folks.
00:51:46He's got the crowd hysterical.
00:51:47For years and years, we looked for a fighter.
00:52:29One, two, boom.
00:52:30One, two, boom.
00:52:32One, two, boom.
00:52:33One, two, boom.
00:52:34One, two, boom.
00:52:36One, two, boom.
00:52:38Mr. Sloan.
00:52:42Mr. Sloan.
00:52:43What is it?
00:52:44Mr. Sloan, what is color?
00:52:46What's what?
00:52:47Color.
00:52:49That stuff you was talking about on the radio that I got.
00:52:52That's what gets a guy's name in the newspapers.
00:52:55Like what, for instance?
00:52:57Like what, what?
00:52:58I mean, like who, for instance?
00:53:00It's what makes a man stand out from the crowd.
00:53:02Makes him talked about.
00:53:03Dizzy Dean's got it.
00:53:04Bobby Jones has got it.
00:53:05Amelia Earhart's got it.
00:53:07And Mae West?
00:53:08She's got it in a big way.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:11Suppose that I had what all four of them's got.
00:53:13I'd pack them in, huh?
00:53:15I hope to tell you.
00:53:17That's what I thought.
00:53:19One, two, boom.
00:53:20One, two, boom.
00:53:22One, two, boom.
00:53:23One, two, boom.
00:53:25One, two, boom.
00:53:26One, two, boom.
00:53:27One, two, boom.
00:53:34One, two, boom.
00:53:40One, two, boom.
00:53:44One, two, boom.
00:53:48One, two, boom.
00:53:52One, two, boom.
00:53:55One, two, boom.
00:53:55One, two, boom.
00:53:57One, two, boom.
00:53:57One, two, boom.
00:54:18Oh, my God.
00:54:45Hey, let's have a little service here.
00:54:48How about it?
00:54:49Any mail for me?
00:54:50Yes, Mr. Sullivan.
00:54:56Here. Read him, spider.
00:54:59Come on now, boys. He won't hurt you.
00:55:00He's gentle as a kitten.
00:55:09There's the bell.
00:55:11Some of the local newspapers
00:55:12think this fight will go ten rounds.
00:55:14Others think about eight.
00:55:15Your announcer thinks...
00:55:17Your announcer knows.
00:55:19It's over.
00:55:21It's over.
00:55:21It's Sullivan. Sullivan in the first.
00:55:29Boys, I've got the biggest
00:55:31idea I've ever thought of in my life.
00:55:33Tonight, I'm leaving for Chicago.
00:55:35Tomorrow, I'll buy the fighting
00:55:37milkman's contract. Now, what do you think
00:55:39of that? As an advertising argument
00:55:41for sunflower milk, eh?
00:55:51Farmer Dodds,
00:55:52one, four, three...
00:56:08But only for innovation,
00:56:09Wait that's what you say.
00:56:10What do you think of nothing food?
00:56:10One, two, one.
00:56:21And again,
00:56:21one who was unconscious
00:56:58Gee, I'm glad to see you, Gabby.
00:57:00You should be.
00:57:01Been reading about us in the papers?
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:03So what happened to the milkman?
00:57:04Color, honey, that's what's done at color.
00:57:06One night on a train, I got to thinking.
00:57:07I got an idea that the milkman needed color.
00:57:09That's what you've been reading about.
00:57:10He fell for it in a big way, and so did the public.
00:57:12Then out of a clear sky, along comes a guy.
00:57:15This guy?
00:57:16Yes, Mr. Austin Austin Austin, Miss Wesley.
00:57:18He bought the milkman's contract from me for $50,000.
00:57:22Oh, I'm delighted.
00:57:24Sunflower, dairies, and foes.
00:57:25I'll see you at my house tonight.
00:57:27I've invited some friends.
00:57:28You see, I thought we'd make the signing of the articles a big thing, eh?
00:57:34Hello, Sid.
00:57:36Oh, bless your heart.
00:57:37How are you?
00:57:38Hello, Burley.
00:57:39Oh, you're looking fine.
00:57:41Folks, this is my little sister.
00:57:43Oh.
00:57:45Hello, Steve.
00:57:45How about a picture you two?
00:57:47Sure, you betcha.
00:57:48Get ready, will you, boys?
00:57:49That's fine.
00:57:50Anything for you.
00:57:51Here's what I had in mind.
00:57:52The paper wanted a full page, you see, with you and the champ standing together.
00:57:56But I said to them it might be better if the two of you were standing.
00:57:59Yes, sir.
00:58:00The idea is to get a picture of you with the champ lying down.
00:58:03Oh, my God.
00:58:05Come on, make it snappy.
00:58:06Make it snappy.
00:58:07This is all you're going to get.
00:58:09Oh, you didn't shoot it.
00:58:11Oh, you shouldn't have.
00:58:12Now, wait a minute, fellas.
00:58:13Wait a minute.
00:58:13You can't do this to me.
00:58:15Don't be angry now.
00:58:16Come on.
00:58:17I know 50,000 will buy a lot of chickens.
00:58:19Chickens, honey, it'll buy ostriches.
00:58:21You haven't heard anything yet.
00:58:22You're right.
00:58:23I'm still trying to find out where the money is.
00:58:24All right, here it comes.
00:58:25Mr. Sunflower Dairies insisted that I bet the 50,000 back on the champ, and I had to take it.
00:58:31You mean that if Speed loses, we have nothing?
00:58:33Yeah.
00:58:34But how can he lose?
00:58:36I don't know, but it'll be in the papers.
00:58:39Sorry, folks.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:41Burley.
00:58:41Uh-huh.
00:58:42I can't wait to tell you.
00:58:43It's awfully important.
00:58:43You see, Speed and I are going to see...
00:58:46Oh, there's Polly.
00:58:47Polly!
00:58:49Uh, pardon me, sirs.
00:58:50Pardon me.
00:58:51Polly!
00:58:52You know what?
00:58:53We'll get married anyway.
00:58:55Polly!
00:58:56Polly!
00:58:57Hello!
00:58:58Have I got a lot to tell you.
00:58:59I have a lot to tell you, too, Burley.
00:59:01Say, Burley, how about a picture of you and the love interest?
00:59:03Sure.
00:59:03All right, fine.
00:59:04Come on, boys.
00:59:05Get your cameras all set now.
00:59:06Get over.
00:59:06Wait a minute.
00:59:07Wait a minute.
00:59:07Wait a minute.
00:59:08Come on now.
00:59:11Might as well.
00:59:12They all do it.
00:59:13I'll do it, too.
00:59:15Come on, Burley.
00:59:16We've got to get to the Paramount Theater.
00:59:18Oh, yeah.
00:59:18Come on.
00:59:21Come on!
00:59:43Come on.
01:00:08Well, honey, what do you think of me now?
01:00:10I think you sold the wrong fighter.
01:00:12Oh, you don't get it.
01:00:14Listen, you're talking to a guy that kitted an out-and-out dub
01:00:17into thinking he was a great fighter.
01:00:19Now, all Speeder's got to do is to give him one good punch
01:00:21and we collect a cool fortune, minus a few dollars
01:00:23for the Tigers' hospital bills.
01:00:24We ought to pay that.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:26I think you talk too much.
01:00:31Listen, honey, I can explain everything.
01:00:34Oh, wait a minute, honey.
01:00:35You great big phony baloney.
01:00:37You don't get it.
01:00:38All this time, you'll be making a play for me,
01:00:39so I wouldn't stand in the way of your foul plot
01:00:41to murder my brother.
01:00:42You don't understand.
01:00:44Oh, I don't, honey.
01:00:44No, you don't.
01:00:45My public won't want to see me anymore.
01:00:47I don't either.
01:00:49It's my only out.
01:00:50Oh, I get it.
01:00:51Darling, I love you, said he, breaking your brother's jaw.
01:00:54Oh, wait a minute, honey.
01:00:55I promise you, I won't hit him any harder than this.
01:00:58What was that?
01:00:59That's my brother.
01:01:01Come on, let's get out of here.
01:01:02Don't look back.
01:01:27How do you do, Mrs. Lemoyne?
01:01:29Good evening.
01:01:29Good evening, Mrs. Lemoyne.
01:01:31Good evening, my dear.
01:01:32Oh, I beg your pardon, Mrs. Lemoyne.
01:01:36This is a pleasure, Mrs. Lemoyne.
01:01:40Good evening, Mr. Austin.
01:01:41Hi.
01:01:42How do you do?
01:01:43I'd like to have you meet some of my friends.
01:01:45Good evening.
01:01:51Party of the first part, in this instance, agrees with the party of the second part.
01:02:03Tootie-Footie?
01:02:05In witness whereof, the party's here to have hereunto affixed their hands and seals in
01:02:09triplicate.
01:02:09Now all we need is the signature.
01:02:11How about a statement to the press, Mrs. Lemoyne?
01:02:13Yeah, give them a note of it from your angle.
01:02:15The Milk Fund, as you all know, is an idea of my own, designed purely as a means of raising
01:02:20funds for charity.
01:02:22Of course, I know nothing about fisticuffs, but the cause is a worthy one.
01:02:27Makes me very happy when I think of the thousands of tiny tots who will receive abundant
01:02:31nourishment from this, um, oh, what shall I say?
01:02:34The sunflower dairy.
01:02:36Yes.
01:02:36To my dear friend, Mr. Austin, and to you, Mr. Sloan, my sincerest gratitude.
01:02:41That ought to kill him.
01:02:42Hello there.
01:02:44Come on, Speed.
01:02:45We're waiting for you.
01:02:46We had a contract.
01:02:48That's it.
01:02:49Now you sign on the bottom line.
01:02:50The top line's for Breddy.
01:02:51And you better make it Elwood McFarlane instead of...
01:02:53Oh, yeah.
01:02:54You know that Elwood always bothers him a little.
01:02:56I'm not fighting, Gabby.
01:02:58Quiet, everybody.
01:02:59Quiet, now.
01:03:00Let's take it easy.
01:03:01Everybody speak at once.
01:03:02Yeah.
01:03:03You know my blood pressure.
01:03:04A cheap joke like that, now that'll fall right out of my face.
01:03:06Now, where was I?
01:03:07Oh, yeah.
01:03:08You sign that contract.
01:03:10I'm not going to fight my brother-in-law.
01:03:12Your brother-in-law?
01:03:14There goes my pump.
01:03:16There goes my chicken coop.
01:03:17Can he do that?
01:03:18There goes my way.
01:03:28I'm not going to fight you.
01:03:40There goes my push.
01:03:41Oh, no, no!
01:03:44It is fine.
01:03:46I'm not going to fight her.
01:03:47I'm not going to fight her.
01:03:48I'm not going to fight her.
01:03:54Mr. Sullivan, they're signing the contracts in the library.
01:03:58Oh, fine.
01:03:58Come on, Pollock.
01:03:59No, you go ahead, Burleigh.
01:04:00I'll join you later.
01:04:01Okay.
01:04:06Gentlemen, the contract.
01:04:08Well, what seems to be the trouble?
01:04:09Well, the contract gets cold.
01:04:11Yeah, but I don't...
01:04:12Why don't you tell him he wants to know?
01:04:13It still goes.
01:04:14I'm not going to fight my brother-in-law.
01:04:15He's not your brother-in-law yet.
01:04:16Say, that's an angle.
01:04:18Well, why don't you wait a couple of months, huh?
01:04:19We can't wait.
01:04:20I mean, we don't want to.
01:04:21Don't be a piece of putty.
01:04:22Take my word for it.
01:04:23A couple of months is nothing.
01:04:23Yeah, we waited 15 years, and look at us.
01:04:26Well, we're not waiting, and I'm not fighting.
01:04:29Oh, thanks, Speed.
01:04:30You've taken a great load off my mind.
01:04:31I'll bet I did.
01:04:32You sure did.
01:04:33It had me worried.
01:04:35For nights, I wasn't sleeping.
01:04:36I tried warm milk and everything.
01:04:38Internally?
01:04:38And I...
01:04:40Of course.
01:04:40Why?
01:04:41Never mind.
01:04:42Go on.
01:04:43Well, anyway, night after night, I kept dreaming the same dream.
01:04:46There was you, and Sis, and your three beautiful kids.
01:04:50What?
01:04:52Incidentally, you'll love them.
01:04:54Spacely Junior.
01:04:55He looks just like you.
01:04:56Oh, cut it out, will you?
01:04:58Well, anyway, there they were on the front porch.
01:05:00And as I came through the gate, they all started to scream,
01:05:04Mama, Mama, there comes Uncle Burley, the man that knocked out Papa.
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:09So, that's it.
01:05:11Your attitude regarding babies simply fascinates me.
01:05:14I'm Mrs. Lemoyne.
01:05:15I'm delighted.
01:05:16You know, you're a most remarkable fellow.
01:05:18No, you're not so bad yourself.
01:05:21Well, much as I should like to sponsor the Milk Thunder Fair,
01:05:24I find myself deeply affected by what you've been saying.
01:05:27Really?
01:05:27Won't you tell me something about yourself?
01:05:29Well, when I was a little boy, I was kind of puke.
01:05:33Our children will not cry when they see Uncle Burley.
01:05:36No?
01:05:37No.
01:05:38Elwood, you signed that contract.
01:05:40Gee, honey, you mean.
01:05:41Gabby, the contract's the contract.
01:05:43I got a million of them.
01:05:44William, get Sullivan.
01:05:45That's a smart move, miss.
01:05:46You know, I finally got so good at it
01:05:47that I could put my hands in my pockets
01:05:49and bet the kids pennies they couldn't knock my hat off.
01:05:51And they couldn't either.
01:05:54What was that you just did?
01:05:55That's the old box shift.
01:05:57That's what you've been reading about in the papers.
01:06:03Oh, no, nothing like it.
01:06:04No?
01:06:05You've got to give it that knee action.
01:06:09You're pretty good.
01:06:10You're fine.
01:06:11Oh, you're a dower.
01:06:13Now I'll show you how I use it in the ring.
01:06:14Yes.
01:06:15All right, you swing at me.
01:06:16You mean actually hit you?
01:06:17Go ahead, I won't be there.
01:06:18Sure.
01:06:19All right.
01:06:20Oh, no, not like that.
01:06:22Look, you must let it go.
01:06:23Clear through.
01:06:24That's the step.
01:06:25Follow right through.
01:06:26Mm-hmm.
01:06:26All right, now, now watch.
01:06:28All right.
01:06:30Oh, that's wonderful.
01:06:32Oh, you know, really, that's fascinating.
01:06:35No, you're too stiff.
01:06:37Yes, I know I am.
01:06:38Yeah, you must relax.
01:06:40Uh-huh.
01:06:41Here, give it to me.
01:06:43Uh-huh.
01:06:44More freedom.
01:06:45That's it.
01:06:46Oh, yes.
01:06:46And loosen up here.
01:06:48That's better.
01:06:49Don't forget the old reaction.
01:06:50No, no, I remember.
01:06:51Now, now, you, you do it to me.
01:06:55You mean it?
01:06:56Uh-huh.
01:06:56All right.
01:06:58Remember what I taught you?
01:06:59Uh-huh.
01:06:59You forget it's bad.
01:07:01Uh-huh.
01:07:02Very good.
01:07:03Oh, that's wonderful.
01:07:04How are you doing it to me?
01:07:06All right.
01:07:21All right.
01:07:22Oh, Mr. Sullivan, please.
01:07:24Mr. Sullivan.
01:07:26Hello, Polly.
01:07:27Why, uh, how do you do?
01:07:28How do you do?
01:07:29We'll, uh, take this matter up later.
01:07:31Mr. Sullivan.
01:07:36Now, they want you in there.
01:07:37The fight's on again.
01:07:38Speed says he wants to go through with it.
01:07:39What?
01:07:40Uh-huh.
01:07:42Tell him the tiger will be there in two minutes.
01:07:44But this is just like committing suicide.
01:07:46You're right, tiger.
01:07:51Oh, there you are.
01:07:55Burley, I don't even know you.
01:07:57You don't know me.
01:07:58Oh, now, Polly, you're being facetious, aren't you?
01:08:00I was never more serious in my life.
01:08:03The boy I knew went away and never came back.
01:08:06Yes, he did.
01:08:07I'm the same fellow.
01:08:08I can prove it.
01:08:08I'll show you my driver's license.
01:08:10No, you don't understand, Burley.
01:08:12I met a boy once that, well, to say the least,
01:08:16I liked him very much.
01:08:17Oh.
01:08:18No.
01:08:18No, that was the old Burley, the nice fellow,
01:08:21the one who's kind of horses, the humanitarian.
01:08:24But the one who came back, came back with a smell of blood
01:08:27still fresh in his nostrils.
01:08:29Burley, you're nothing but a killer.
01:08:30You should be hanging on the wall
01:08:31with the rest of the killers.
01:08:33Killer?
01:08:35Me?
01:08:35A killer?
01:08:36Yes, you are.
01:08:37You're a Dr. Jiggle and a Mr. Hyde.
01:08:39That's what you are.
01:08:40A dual personality.
01:08:41And the good side of your nature
01:08:43is being destroyed by the bad that's in you.
01:08:45Oh, that's bad.
01:08:49You should see yourself as I see you.
01:08:51Why, when you got off that train,
01:08:52I was never so amazed in my life.
01:08:53You're a totally different character.
01:08:55And that character is going on and on,
01:08:58breaking people, tearing them apart
01:08:59just to satisfy your lust.
01:09:04That's you, Burley.
01:09:05Can't you just see yourself?
01:09:07Uh-huh.
01:09:08That's you, the tiger, the killer.
01:09:10And I don't want any part of a killer.
01:09:12I'm through.
01:09:13Oh, Polly.
01:09:15Please.
01:09:39Oh.
01:09:41Oh, my God.
01:09:43Oh.
01:09:58I can't fight who told you never mind not convinced did you ever hear a chicle and
01:10:05hide no well they're like a missing Andy no a mate and Marge no
01:10:13I'm a dual personality no food hey Gabby Gabby listen get out of here you're trapped I'm a
01:10:24tramp with no listen I'm trying to put over a big deal and this guy's trying to
01:10:29tell me that Tiger ain't fighting what a couple of guys got to him what guys a
01:10:35couple of mugs named Jackal and hide they got talking to him and he ain't fighting
01:10:40I don't understand it I tell you I can't understand it there's a curse on the
01:10:43fight around me run some but I'll lick it in spite of my blood pressure hi boy well
01:10:49I just got the news so you're not fighting huh no mr. Sloan I'm in an awful fix oh
01:10:53yeah huh let's get a little air you see I'm two different people what is a sign
01:10:58for both of them oh you can't do that
01:11:05sit down mr. Sloan this is a very serious matter you see I have a good
01:11:10side and a bad side a humanitarian and a killer and the good must kill the bad I've
01:11:18got to destroy the tiger in me I have to who gave you that liner who told you that
01:11:32it's the killer in you but you you're all confused it's the killer in you that's
01:11:36talking well you're baffled balled up and bewildered I am well I'll say you are now
01:11:41listen if you do fight thousands of babies get milk don't they yes but the
01:11:46killer in you the bad side wants to deprive these tiny toddling tots of their
01:11:50one chance to enjoy life limb and the pursuit of happiness now imagine I'm
01:11:55your father why I don't know you got me there I want to help to kill the tiger in
01:11:59you now concentrate concentrate as you've never concentrated before think of a
01:12:06baby mm-hmm have you got it yes I think of a bottle of milk uh-huh how'd you got
01:12:10it
01:12:10now the baby's got it did you want me to have it
01:12:16take away the bottle of milk but you just gave it to the baby
01:12:18uh-huh would it be asking too much to ask you to take the bottle of milk no
01:12:23what have you got left I've got a baby and he's crying no he's laughing
01:12:31throw in a thousand babies huh now they're all crying hope that one throw out that
01:12:36one now they're all crying aren't they mm-hmm what are they crying for I don't
01:12:40know they're crying for milk why can't they have it because the killer says no the
01:12:44killer doesn't want them to have milk the killer likes to see babies starve but the
01:12:48good you say humanitarian you he loves babies he wants babies to have milk now
01:12:53you're not gonna let that tiger lick you are you huh because you're fighting for a
01:12:56cause and water cause you're the baby's champion they're all cheering for you
01:13:01yeah
01:13:01so
01:13:02I don't know.
01:13:02Not all these boys to do.
01:13:10Go.
01:13:10Go.
01:13:11Go, go.
01:13:12Go.
01:13:13Go.
01:13:13Go.
01:13:28Go.
01:13:31$300, $325, $375, $400.
01:13:34What a lot of money.
01:13:35Half for those little kiddies and half for us kiddies.
01:13:38Can't you see it all now, honey?
01:13:39A million chickens.
01:13:42Oh, hello.
01:13:43Oh, hello, Burley.
01:13:45Burley, ain't he here?
01:13:47No, not yet.
01:13:49What?
01:13:50Oh, well, all right.
01:13:53He says he's been delayed.
01:13:55But he'll make every effort to get here, though, tonight.
01:13:58All right.
01:14:00Should we stop selling tickets, boss?
01:14:01No, but it's those windows.
01:14:02I'll take them to stop selling tickets.
01:14:06You know, Doc?
01:14:07Little Agnes could look just like her mama.
01:14:11That's all's wrong with it, Doc.
01:14:12She was hungry.
01:14:13Yeah.
01:14:15I think she's had about enough, though.
01:14:17Better put her away.
01:14:18All right.
01:14:19Just a moment.
01:14:22There you go.
01:14:23All right, girl.
01:14:24In you go.
01:14:26Oh, I better go.
01:14:27There's a lot of people waiting for me.
01:14:29No, you can't go.
01:14:30You want to go, wouldn't you?
01:14:31Yeah, I know.
01:14:31But you have to stay with her mama.
01:14:32You stay right there.
01:14:33Yeah, I got to go over and win the championship of the world.
01:14:35I'll be back about an hour, huh?
01:14:37No, Agnes, you can't go.
01:14:39Now, you stay there with mama.
01:14:40Here's all pleasure, honey.
01:14:41I'll be seeing you.
01:14:42Goodbye, mama.
01:14:42Goodbye, Agnes.
01:14:43No, stay there now.
01:14:44Goodbye.
01:14:46Oh, hello.
01:14:47I thought you were at the fight.
01:14:48Oh, I'm all mixed up.
01:14:49The man that I love is going to fight my brother whom I love.
01:14:52And now at the last minute, I've got cold feet.
01:14:54Well, why did you let her go this far, then?
01:14:56Oh, it's a long story.
01:14:57It's a long story.
01:14:57All about a champion being in disgrace and a brother needing a punch in the nose.
01:15:01And you've got to stop it.
01:15:03Oh, I wouldn't worry, May.
01:15:04Burleigh says Peter will be all right an hour after the fight.
01:15:06Oh, he did, did he?
01:15:08Let me tell you something.
01:15:09An hour after the fight, they'll probably find Burleigh's head in the 21st row singing,
01:15:14I ain't got no body.
01:15:16Oh, is that so?
01:15:17What about all those men he knocked out?
01:15:19Oh, Polly, Gabby paid him to lay down.
01:15:21Why, Burleigh couldn't lick anybody.
01:15:23And tonight after the fight...
01:15:24Say, listen.
01:15:25Have you ever seen a fighter after he's been very badly beaten?
01:15:28No.
01:15:28No, I didn't think so.
01:15:29Well, they go around and they talk like this.
01:15:31They don't know what time it is.
01:15:32Oh, this is terrible.
01:15:33Why didn't you tell me all this before?
01:15:35Well, I promised Speed I wouldn't interfere.
01:15:37Like a dope.
01:15:38This really does complicate things.
01:15:40Why?
01:15:40You're taking care of all Speed's money, aren't you?
01:15:43Yes, it's in my bank.
01:15:45Why?
01:15:45Well, your account is Burleigh's too, and Burleigh drew it all out.
01:15:48He did what?
01:15:49Yes, he wanted to surprise you.
01:15:51He took all Speed's money and bet it on himself to win.
01:15:54Wait a minute.
01:15:55Give it to me again.
01:15:55He took all Speed's...
01:15:56Never mind.
01:15:57I heard you.
01:15:57Come on.
01:15:58Hey, driver.
01:16:00See if you can beat that signal.
01:16:01I'll make every effort.
01:16:09Sorry I couldn't make it.
01:16:11Yeah, yeah.
01:16:18You're welcome.
01:16:20Oh, my dad.
01:16:22Come here, baby.
01:16:23What are you doing here?
01:16:26Oh, my goodness sake, honey.
01:16:28You shouldn't have come over here.
01:16:33Hey! Hey!
01:16:37Taxi!
01:16:38Open it right up there!
01:16:54Hello there! Are you busy?
01:16:57Hey, I'm not deep.
01:16:59What's that? I said I'm not deep.
01:17:02Yeah, so am I.
01:17:03Look, we ought to get together sometime
01:17:05for a quiet little chat.
01:17:07What's for?
01:17:08Yeah! Yeah, that's right. You're right.
01:17:23Just my luck.
01:17:24Send me wind up over in the first round.
01:17:27Listen to them!
01:17:27The crowd's yelling for the main event.
01:17:29No fooling!
01:17:34Everything's wrong.
01:17:35Yeah, these scales are wrong, too.
01:17:36Yeah, we've got to do something.
01:17:37We've got to stall for time.
01:17:38What's our angle? What's our route?
01:17:39I can get in the ring and take a few bows.
01:17:40Why?
01:17:41I got it. I got it.
01:17:42We're throwing Mrs. Hooten at it.
01:17:44Me, me, me.
01:17:44Come on.
01:17:45We'll give them a load of that stuff
01:17:46of those tiny toddling tots.
01:17:47I could tell you that will be fair.
01:17:50Oh, look.
01:17:55We should have to figure it out,
01:18:19Nice day!
01:18:21He's not only deep, but he's goofy.
01:18:23Yeah.
01:18:37Come on!
01:18:39Step on it!
01:18:40Come on!
01:18:41Step on it!
01:18:41Step on it!
01:18:42Step on it!
01:18:42Step on it!
01:18:44Step on it!
01:18:44Step on it!
01:18:45Step on it!
01:18:46What's so funny about that?
01:18:51It isn't tough, are you?
01:18:58I guess this is as close as you can get.
01:19:00Yeah. We'll get out here.
01:19:02We?
01:19:03Yeah. There's enough for both of us.
01:19:06Come on, baby.
01:19:07Come on!
01:19:09Come on!
01:19:10That's the girl. That's the girl.
01:19:12Come on, baby. Come on.
01:19:15I'd like to introduce you,
01:19:17that well-known philanthropist,
01:19:19Mrs. E. Wintop LeMoyne!
01:19:23Ladies and gentlemen,
01:19:24I thank you for your support in my efforts
01:19:27to supply milk for those tiny, toddling puffs.
01:19:31He's here.
01:19:38Come on!
01:19:39Come on!
01:19:40Come on!
01:19:42Come on!
01:19:42Come on!
01:19:43Come on!
01:19:44Hello, Speed!
01:19:44Look!
01:19:45Here's little Agnes!
01:19:46Well, where did you get that?
01:19:48Oh, I just brought her along for luck!
01:19:50Hmm.
01:19:50Well, you'll need us.
01:19:53Oh, look out, Agnes!
01:19:54You're heavy!
01:19:59What hurt me?
01:20:01He's here!
01:20:01He's here!
01:20:01The tiger's here!
01:20:02Yeah, he's been here, too.
01:20:03What's the matter?
01:20:04What happened?
01:20:04He came in the face with his horse.
01:20:06Oh, this is brutal!
01:20:07I shot that guy last night,
01:20:09but it was only a dream.
01:20:10Get the automatic spirits of ammonia.
01:20:11It's in my bag over there.
01:20:12Huh?
01:20:13Some ammonia!
01:20:13Some ammonia!
01:20:14Some ammonia!
01:20:24Come on!
01:20:25Some ammonia!
01:20:26Oh, yeah!
01:20:27Here it is!
01:20:29Here it is!
01:20:32Give him a swig of that!
01:20:33We're out for action!
01:20:35We'll be out!
01:20:35Oh, man!
01:20:36I don't like that stuff!
01:20:38Come on!
01:20:38It'll spread me out and lift it myself!
01:20:49Forget this!
01:20:50We've got to make it look good!
01:20:52If you win with one punch,
01:20:53they'll know it's a fake!
01:20:54There's a lot of wise guys around here
01:20:55who'll be throwing pop bottles at us!
01:20:57I've been your manager for a long time!
01:20:59You've paid me a lot of dough!
01:21:00If you've ever listened to me,
01:21:01listen to me now!
01:21:02You've got to make this guy look good
01:21:03for three rounds!
01:21:05What's the matter with you?
01:21:06Nothing!
01:21:07What's the matter with you?
01:21:08You've got to make this good job!
01:21:11You've got to make it all!
01:21:13You've got to make it all with you!
01:21:20You've got to make it all!
01:21:22You've got to make it all!
01:21:22Ooh!
01:21:30Ladies and gentlemen,
01:21:32This is the main event of the evening!
01:21:34Fifteen rounds of boxing for the middleweight championship of the world!
01:21:39Presenting a boy who in the short time of six months
01:21:42has risen to be a leading contender for the middleweight championship!
01:21:47None other than that fighting milkman, Burnley Tiger Solomon!
01:22:05Presenting the middleweight champion of the whole world!
01:22:11Smead McFarland!
01:22:19The middleweight champion of the whole world!
01:22:25Smead McFarland!
01:22:26Now both of you boys know the rules of the boxing game.
01:22:29I said both of you boys know the rules of the boxing game.
01:22:32Smead McFarland!
01:22:32I'm not just as rubbly broke as the way I am now!
01:22:34I'll bet you my end of the purse against yours!
01:22:36Hey! Go ahead!
01:22:37Well, whatever you say goes, Mrs. Throne!
01:22:44Here, take another shot of this!
01:22:58Marley!
01:22:59Marley!
01:22:59Marley!
01:22:59Marley!
01:23:00Marley!
01:23:00Don't go in there!
01:23:00You can't fight!
01:23:01I can't what?
01:23:02They framed you!
01:23:03Speed is going to knock you out!
01:23:04You never could fight, Marley!
01:23:06Oh, yes I can!
01:23:07Come on!
01:23:07Tiger, snap in there!
01:23:10Marley!
01:23:11I suppose she's right!
01:23:12I suppose I can't fight!
01:23:13Don't take a dame's work for nothing!
01:23:15They never start to think of it after you open them up!
01:23:16Just walk right out there and give them that one two!
01:23:20She's right!
01:23:21She's right!
01:23:22Hey, look!
01:23:23Here's your good luck charm!
01:23:25Just hang onto this and you can't lose!
01:23:28Here, here!
01:23:29What did I tell you to do?
01:23:31Play around!
01:23:44Hey, your glass!
01:23:45Huh?
01:23:45Give me your glass!
01:23:46Oh, yes!
01:23:46Your glass!
01:23:47Give me your glass!
01:23:48Wait a minute now!
01:23:48Wait a minute!
01:23:49He won't let me!
01:23:51Hey, wait a minute!
01:23:51Get those guys!
01:23:52Huh?
01:23:53Can you get my foot out of there?
01:23:55Wait a minute!
01:23:56Then hurry up!
01:23:56They've reached me!
01:23:57Oh, so good!
01:23:57It's like I'm doing the best life!
01:23:58I know!
01:24:03It's like I'm doing it!
01:24:05Mm, Alexander!
01:24:24Oh!
01:24:25Give it to whoever you're using!
01:24:26Yeah!
01:24:27No!
01:24:28No!
01:24:28No!
01:24:35Come on!
01:24:41Help him out, boys!
01:24:42Lay, lay!
01:25:29One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
01:26:04I'm sorry I hurt you.
01:26:05I guess I didn't realize how strong I was.
01:26:07Leave me alone.
01:26:09Burleigh, before all the pressure, I'm going to make you an offer.
01:26:13If you'll resign from the ring, the undefeated champion of the world,
01:26:16I'll make you my partner in the dairy business.
01:26:20Oh, that's wonderful, Mr. Austin.
01:26:23Wilbur, say, boy, you make me mighty happy tonight.
01:26:27You know, everybody should be happy tonight.
01:26:29Now, Speed here, he's all right, and then there's this, she...
01:26:33What about Gabby?
01:26:34Oh, yeah, what about Gabby?
01:26:36We've got to do something.
01:26:37Say, couldn't you make him your general manager?
01:26:39He can give the boys up and at him.
01:26:41Well, anything you say goes, partner.
01:26:42But what about Speed here?
01:26:43Oh, Speed, he's fine.
01:26:45He's a wealthy man.
01:26:46You see, I bet all his money on me.
01:26:48They gave me three to one of the darn fruit.
01:27:17Well, I'll say, for sure.
01:27:19Oh, him God.
01:27:22Oh, him God.
01:27:26on the floor.
01:27:26Oh, yeah.
01:27:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:27:26Oh, yeah.