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00:00:00意外失明后,我觉醒了深夜食堂系统。
00:00:04只要经营好这家深夜食堂,就能逐步恢复市里。
00:00:10宿主,沈之魏。
00:00:13深夜食堂等级,二级。
00:00:15今日已接待,二十三人,
00:00:18复明进度百分之六。
00:00:19但我不知道的是,
00:00:23我的食客们全是大妖。
00:00:28这家食堂已经连续多日有大量妖怪聚集。
00:00:29怀疑有妖怪非法集会。
00:00:31你去看看。
00:00:32收到。
00:00:40这也太多了。
00:00:44顾客进店效率下降,经营评分即将扣除。
00:00:47谁堵在门口?
00:00:49听不懂人话吗?
00:00:51号码排在门口,取号排队。
00:00:53别堵在门口。
00:00:57新来的,快去取号,别打门口。
00:01:00新来的,快去取号,别打门口。
00:01:04别数了,钱头还有打包的。
00:01:20老板,来碗能让我想起过去的泡面?
00:01:23今天我们来的,快去取号,别打门口。
00:01:23今天改走忧郁路线啦。
00:01:28这里只有泡面。
00:01:30饭病了,去医院挂号。
00:01:33这老板真是疯了。
00:01:34要是惹怒了妖怪。
00:01:36好吧,我要一碗方便面。
00:01:41炒料包?
00:01:42还有这样?
00:01:43还有这样?
00:01:55方便面来了。
00:01:56谢谢老板。
00:01:59妖怪生气了。
00:02:00谢谢老板。
00:02:02妖怪生气了。
00:02:03我就说嘛。
00:02:04哪有这样煮方便面的?
00:02:05哪有这样煮方便面的?
00:02:06大家划帶鱼缺了。
00:02:08鱼缺了尝试的?
00:02:21吃饱了就不冷了。
00:02:22吃吧,吃饱了就不冷了。
00:02:24烟毯,小猫应该不能吃葱吧?
00:02:27也可以吵了。
00:02:28别害怕,吃吧。
00:02:30羊 を抹 ng değer Holly,
00:02:32哈哈哈。
00:02:48敢拍我把你手机砸了我再回消息你一只猫哭得跟狗似的有什么好拍的十九号老板
00:03:02老样子面多汤多肉随圆大碗牛肉面多加两份牛肉今天谁劝我吃素我跟谁急老周你当着祖宗的面吃牛肉不尊重祖宗啊我是奎牛碗里的是黄牛网上数八百年都不是一家
00:03:03今天卸了三车祸 插车坏了 主管让我拿肩膀顶 我这把老腰迟早交代在仓库
00:03:11你算好的 我跑了十七个地方 回公司还让我送文件 导航都问我是不是被绑架了
00:03:17老板说明天继续加班 加班费呢 他说年轻人不能只认钱 要有奉献精神
00:03:23他工资五万 当然劝咱们奉献
00:03:28原来你们是牛马
00:03:32老板 你怎么看出来的
00:03:35他竟然直接叫破两腰针身
00:03:41老板 你到底怎么看出我们是牛和马的
00:03:44先把筷子的钱赔了 两块 不讲价
00:03:50活是你们干 功劳是老板领
00:03:52加班是应该的 加钱是不存在的
00:03:54一个负责扛 一个负责跑 可不就是牛马吗
00:03:57哎呦 原来是这种牛马呀
00:03:59哎呦 原来是这种牛马呀
00:04:01老板
00:04:03一杯冰水
00:04:05一杯冰水
00:04:07稍等
00:04:11冰水没有 喝粥吧
00:04:14冰水没有 喝粥吧
00:04:16哎呦 老板 我这大肘子呢
00:04:18哎呦 老板 我这大肘子呢
00:04:18哎呦 老板 我这大肘子呢
00:04:19这叫肘子
00:04:21这叫肘子
00:04:21这叫肘子
00:04:21这叫肘子
00:04:21血压都快从后脑勺喷出来了 还肘子
00:04:23还肘子
00:04:23爱吃吃不吃给后面让坐
00:04:25吃吧 水牛也得补充草料
00:04:41有红香肠吗
00:04:47得赶紧通知要管局
00:04:49有 要切成章鱼的样子吗
00:04:52来一份
00:04:53先取号排队 一会儿坐
00:04:59你让我排队
00:05:01白痴
00:05:03这可是来自己打药
00:05:05不管谁来了都得排队 这是规矩
00:05:08不信你问问他们
00:05:09嗯
00:05:10这么多妖怪都排队
00:05:12难道这家店的东西真有这么好吃
00:05:14桌子压坏得赔钱
00:05:17记账
00:05:18本店小本生意 盖不设账
00:05:36困扰我多年的毒 解了 这绝对不是普通的香肠
00:05:40请求最高级增援
00:05:42增援已经出发 远近近度目标 更不能让他靠近电柱
00:05:47人呢
00:06:02人呢
00:06:07说能压制本作妖毒的宝物在哪儿
00:06:12吃根香肠把脑子吃坏了 快给我滚出去
00:06:14你靠什么震住外面那群妖
00:06:17你脑子有病吧 跟我出来
00:06:23四个碗 六个盘子 一个锅盖
00:06:26货架还让你撞歪了
00:06:27照店里的规矩 赔十倍
00:06:34我给你算一下哈一千七百八十元你敢向本作要钱废话
00:06:35砸我店的是你
00:06:37不找你 难道找物业老板
00:06:39你先退后这个人 很危险危险就不用赔钱了还是说你替他赔交出宝物
00:06:46本作可以留你全失离我远点
00:06:48有口臭 快赔钱
00:07:16原来如此你们也闻到了那件重宝的气息这样
00:07:17本作答应你们
00:07:21带本作先拿下的人类逼他交出宝物事成之后
00:07:24人人有份你在胡说八道什么我跟你说
00:07:26你刚才砸的碗还有货架
00:07:27人人没份都算你的封门
00:07:39别让他逃了这回真得宰在这儿了时时握等本作得到宝物少不了你们的好处
00:07:53你们也太谨慎了区区人类
00:07:54跑不掉的
00:08:01你干什么别乱动你好像误会了
00:08:07我们要拿下的是你你们疯了为了一个人类
00:08:12竟然对同族出手你耽误我吃面了还砸了老板两个新盘子不是两个
00:08:15后厨一共六个听见没
00:08:17十二个对对对 十二个
00:08:33不愧是老顾客就是有眼力价这食堂里藏着能压制妖毒的重宝只要拿到它我们便再也不必受妖感局拐束说完了吗说完就赔钱盘子
00:08:34碗 锅盖
00:08:45货架还有桌上的五个坑动作小点别弄坏了桌子
00:08:59我听见东西飞了没碎
00:09:03老板没碎就不算钱吧算你反应快
00:09:45现在知道怕了我的面跪下本座可以饶你们一命少一个
00:10:10这儿呢没碎你在狗叫什么完了三手熬这种东西最恨别人骂它是狗你敢羞辱本座沈老板小心
00:10:29轻点地砖也算钱放开本座
00:10:49我怎么听见有狗叫闹事的人跑了跑得特别快连狗都不要了别叫唤了
00:11:18唐唐三手熬不能吃对啊吃了多丢脸啊狗就是狗一根骨头就老实了老周把它拴收音台边上它主人什么时候回来赔钱什么时候把狗领走
00:11:42检测到宿主制止了一场事故维护了食堂安全奖励不能进度我能看见东西了这是老周
00:12:06你头顶怎么多了两个东西老板你不是看不见吗我现在能看到点影子了
00:12:25但还是太模糊了老板肯定是你刚刚恢复了一点势力看错了对啊一定是你看错了刚刚恢复了一点势力难免会看错我是医生你信我的准没错
00:12:46是这样吗白痴他们都是妖怪啊别叫了这么多人围着你是害怕了吧都别围着他看狗小胆子也小
00:13:13吓出毛病还得我花钱治闹事的人既然跑了这条狗就留在店里抵债今晚算你们倒霉面没吃安稳还帮我干了半天活明天给我多加一份鱼加钱就行了小气鬼老板少一根头发我就拆你一颗脑袋敢偷偷解开封印我把你剩下两颗也拆了老师看店别偷吃老板的肉
00:13:45你这么喜欢跟狗说话这么喜欢跟狗说话有什么话明天再说我要打烊了沈小姐是吗我们是华夏特别案件调查组请你跟我们走一趟你是说今天来我店里闹事的那个人是通缉犯
00:14:14是的我们有几个问题希望你回答一下好你当时为什么说它是狗我什么时候说它是狗了你说你在狗叫什么这不是骂人吗你确定只是骂人不然呢你们平时不这么骂人吗你们单位不让说脏话
00:14:36测调机没有反应他说的是真的讲讲那条狗是怎么回事砸电的人急着跑路没来得及带走那条狗现在在哪里拴在收银台旁边你为什么把他留下等主人回来赔钱人跑了总得留点东西做抵押
00:14:45他没有攻击你他没有攻击你刚开始挺凶后来我扔了根牛骨他就老实了小狗嘛就是这样的
00:15:12小狗嘛就是这样的小狗嘛就是这样的我说是什么你怎么把他留下你怎么把他留下你怎么把他留下你怎么把他留下讲讲那条狗是怎么回事杂电的人急着跑路没来得及带走那条狗现在在哪里拴在收银台旁边你为什么把他留下等主人回来赔钱人跑了总得留点东西做抵押他没有攻击你刚开始挺凶后来我扔了根牛骨他就老实了小狗嘛
00:15:41就是这样的你给他一根骨头就把他拴住了不是我拴的老周帮的忙再说他就巴掌大绳子还能拴不住店里的客人平时和你相处得怎么样都挺熟有没有谁表现出超出常人的地方我觉得他们有问题什么问题你慢慢说越详细越好
00:16:09我觉得他们脑子多少都有点问题那个开网约车的每回来都把葱挑得一根不剩吃完泡面还能哭半天做探店的那个自己有茶叶蛋不吃非得抢别人的老周和小马跟小学生似的天天喂一碗牛肉面炒半天结果第二天还一起来行了还有那个医生大冷天不做暖气边竟挑靠冰柜的味道真的可以了
00:16:34是你们让我详细说的陆寻从今晚开始你以案件联络人兼安全整改人的身份住手生意食堂负责后续联系也负责现场安全整改要花钱吗暂时不用那就行温寻结束你可以回去了
00:16:45同志这是店里的损失账单抓到那个嫌疑人以后麻烦照价追查
00:17:05一万三千八多退少补从今天起我会留在店里负责联络和安全监督来得正好门口那块油刚拖了一半
00:17:24我是安全整改员地上有油客人摔了算不算安全问题算那就整改扫完把菜洗了水池里还有碗客人来了记得发号插队的直接赶出去白剪的店员以后不用干这么多活了
00:17:53三手敖行动失败如今被一个人类锁在食堂收银台旁当狗看店堂堂三手敖竟然给人类当看家权请丢人就是之前还到处吹嘘说什么自己祖宗来自西方说自己是混血听说西方的妖怪都是软骨头连人类的一根骨头都抗拒不了他已经不配再是万妖会的一员不营救了吗放弃他调查深夜食堂
00:18:22查清店里每一只妖的身份那些向人类低头替人类做事与人类和平共处的妖从今天开始必须一个一个清理干净让妖族再次伟大让妖族再次伟大白医生你说我这视力还要多久才能彻底恢复啊相信过程呸我只要结果还医生呢一点都不靠谱
00:18:42果然要彻底恢复势力还得靠系统啊今晚再多来几个客人就好了老板三碗酱油炒饭好嘞老板你饭都炒焦了你懂什么这叫焦香
00:19:05真不明白这种东西有什么好吃的这些妖怪上感就来了真不明白这种东西有什么好吃的这些妖怪上感就来了别磨叽快把饭给客人端过去就是这个味道真好吃
00:19:16这是我有生之年吃过的最好吃的炒饭食堂好评持续增加奖励宿主复明进度复明进度达到20
00:19:23%繁衍修复完成我们看见东西了
00:19:53你们也喜欢二次元啊有cosplay活动早说啊我老二次元了轻点还会动挺逼真啊你这个尾巴掉毛
00:20:01好插屏塑料的巫致的五
00:20:31Don't go over here.
00:20:37What's the尾?
00:20:38I can't hold it.
00:20:39How can I hold it?
00:20:41The owner, this is not good.
00:20:43What are you doing?
00:20:44What are you doing?
00:20:54I heard a dog叫.
00:20:57People are running.
00:20:58They're running so fast.
00:21:00They don't even need a dog.
00:21:02Why did you say it's a dog?
00:21:05Don't worry about it.
00:21:06I think you've changed your life.
00:21:08I'm the director of the妖怪局.
00:21:09This is my case.
00:21:11The妖怪局?
00:21:14Yes, it's the 妖怪管理局.
00:21:16The world has no only people, but there are people.
00:21:18The people and the people are living together.
00:21:20Most of the妖物 are in the same way.
00:21:22They have to keep working.
00:21:24They are working.
00:21:24They are working.
00:21:24The people who are hurting.
00:21:26They are the妖怪.
00:21:28They are the妖怪.
00:21:30They are the妖怪.
00:21:31The妖怪 is the three-file.
00:21:32The other person in the hotel.
00:21:33They are the one-file.
00:21:35So you're always in the騙 me?
00:21:38We're afraid you know after you don't let us come in.
00:21:41We're afraid you're afraid.
00:21:42You're afraid.
00:21:45We'll see you again after this.
00:21:47We're left now.
00:21:49We'll walk alone.
00:21:50We're going to be a little here.
00:22:06We're going to go.
00:22:08We're all going.
00:22:09Don't eat the whole day more.
00:22:15Go to the left.
00:22:16Go to the left.
00:22:18Don't put it on the ground.
00:22:19Don't put it on the ground.
00:22:21Do it.
00:22:22Don't be afraid to eat.
00:22:24I've been so used to like these monsters.
00:22:28It's all this time.
00:22:30The老闆 has already opened the door.
00:22:32It's not you.
00:22:33You can't even hold your ears.
00:22:35Why don't you tell me?
00:22:36I'm going to use the nine of them.
00:22:38Don't talk to me.
00:22:41It's not open the door.
00:22:42I'll come back tomorrow.
00:22:46If she doesn't open the door,
00:22:48she'll never open the door.
00:23:00Everyone's sitting in the door.
00:23:02Everyone's going to go.
00:23:02Don't let me take a look.
00:23:04Can we go?
00:23:06Don't let go.
00:23:13I don't want to talk to you again.
00:23:14I don't want to get your ears.
00:23:19Look who's suffering from me.
00:23:24Don't you know?
00:23:29Don't you know?
00:23:30Don't let me take a look.
00:23:33Don't you know?
00:23:40但是别把毛搞的到处都是
00:23:46老板18号牛肉面多架牛肉
00:23:48行现在就去做
00:23:49这粉酒累了
00:23:54就从他开始吧
00:24:12客户催得急
00:24:13今晚必须全卸完
00:24:15老周 小马 你们俩盯着
00:24:20又加班 少废话
00:24:22早点搬完 去沈老板店里吃面
00:24:32你脸都白了
00:24:33剩下的我来 你去歇会儿
00:24:42白天没吃饱 没劲正常
00:24:45滚去推车
00:24:50一起去食堂
00:24:51你先走 我把单子交了
00:24:53一会儿就来
00:24:54行 食堂等你
00:25:03谁 出来
00:25:09替人类做了一天牛马
00:25:12累了吧
00:25:17你们想做什么
00:25:18周正 我们查过你
00:25:20你可不简单啊
00:25:22正统奎牛后裔
00:25:24不把一身力气用在对的地方
00:25:26却天天给人类装货卸货
00:25:29我都替你感到丢人
00:25:33我干活拿工资
00:25:34靠双手养活自己
00:25:36没什么丢人的
00:25:37反倒是你们
00:25:39蒙着个脸
00:25:40连真面目都不敢露出来
00:25:44告诉我深夜食堂里藏着什么
00:25:45那个叫沈志卫的人
00:25:48凭什么让你们护着他
00:25:51想知道
00:25:52想知道
00:25:53拿号 排队
00:25:57进店自己问
00:26:06只剩这点力气
00:26:07还敢嘴硬
00:26:09只剩这点力气还敢嘴硬
00:26:13只剩这点力气还敢嘴硬
00:26:20只剩这点力气还敢嘴硬
00:26:27只剩这点力气还敢嘴硬
00:26:28啊
00:26:37继续啊
00:26:38你不是最能给人类卖力吗
00:26:50索要杀
00:26:57Don't waste any time
00:27:00You have to take care of every one of your stores
00:27:02You have to take care of all of your stores
00:27:05From the first place
00:27:07You're going to be able to take care of yourself
00:27:21Now you can tell the secret of the secret of the temple.
00:27:26The secret of the temple.
00:27:57您的电话暂时无人接听
00:28:07Let's have a lot of money to eat.
00:28:09Did you talk to老周?
00:28:11No.
00:28:12He said it's late to come here.
00:28:14It's late to come here?
00:28:15It's late to come here.
00:28:17Don't worry.
00:28:18He's a good one.
00:28:25Tell me.
00:28:26How's it going?
00:28:31I don't know how many days he went to work.
00:28:32He went to work?
00:28:33No.
00:28:34The company said he retired.
00:28:36He was done.
00:28:37The phone number?
00:28:39The phone number?
00:28:40The phone number is closed.
00:28:41It's like this.
00:28:42He has to collect the meat on the table.
00:28:44He doesn't have to pay for money.
00:28:45He doesn't have to pay for money.
00:28:47I've been looking for him.
00:28:51He doesn't have anyone.
00:28:52He doesn't have to take care of his family.
00:28:55You're not a social security manager?
00:28:56He's lost in the hotel.
00:28:58You're not a social security manager?
00:28:58The phone number is left.
00:29:00The phone number is left.
00:29:01He wants to be checked.
00:29:03Where will the owner be in charge?
00:29:04He's in charge of the rumah.
00:29:06He's left in charge of the money.
00:29:09The phone number is left.
00:29:10We're going to charge the rumah.
00:29:12I'm going to go with you.
00:29:29There are so many holes in it.
00:29:30It's true.
00:29:30There are people who are trying to break down the road.
00:29:32They're trying to break down the road.
00:29:46This is Joe's name.
00:29:50He's here.
00:29:52His job is for him to leave.
00:29:58I'm going to go to the outside of the house.
00:30:10If there is no power,
00:30:11there will be no power.
00:30:15We're all good.
00:30:16I'm afraid they won't be.
00:30:17At least I'll meet some friends.
00:30:19It's not going to be a monster.
00:30:20It's not going to be a monster.
00:30:22Who is a monster?
00:30:24Don't be angry.
00:30:26Let's go.
00:30:26Let's go.
00:30:27I'm a human.
00:30:28I'm not going to leave.
00:30:29It's very dangerous.
00:30:30You don't have power.
00:30:31You don't have power.
00:30:32You can't go.
00:30:33The boss.
00:30:34This is our problem.
00:30:35Don't worry about it.
00:30:35Before he was arrested,
00:30:37he would always take care of me.
00:30:39If he was arrested,
00:30:40I'd have to do something.
00:30:42I don't have to劝 him.
00:30:43I'm going to do this.
00:30:49This is the case.
00:30:51If you can move on,
00:30:51you'll be able to move on.
00:30:52you'll be able to move on.
00:30:53I'll be able to help you.
00:30:54I understand.
00:30:55Wait.
00:30:57What is this?
00:30:58It's a bad thing.
00:31:00It's a bad thing.
00:31:01It's a bad thing.
00:31:01You'll be able to save your life.
00:31:03The doctor doesn't say anything.
00:31:06I don't want to remind you.
00:31:10It's a bad thing.
00:31:11It's a bad thing.
00:31:11It's a bad thing.
00:31:12What's the problem?
00:31:16I don't have to do this.
00:31:18I don't have to do this.
00:31:19It's a bad thing.
00:31:20It's not bad.
00:31:20It's not bad.
00:31:21It's bad.
00:31:22It's bad.
00:31:23It's a bad thing.
00:31:24If you have any good things,
00:31:25you must call it.
00:31:26How many times?
00:31:276-3-10.
00:31:29Who's in the end?
00:31:31You're not in the end.
00:31:32You're not in the end.
00:31:33Don't go.
00:31:34I know.
00:31:50Oh.
00:31:51So you don't decide.
00:31:51I've got any trouble.
00:31:54I oh no.
00:31:55I've got my help.
00:31:57I know.
00:31:58Change it up.
00:31:58It's a bad thing.ero
00:31:59thing. crave
00:32:01to do that. interview
00:32:02can! Career
00:32:03tree in the end. Start
00:32:04it with no source. Introduce
00:32:08yourself. No source
00:32:09not in the end. I see
00:32:10you too. Don't
00:32:20I'm going to move on to the left side.
00:32:25It's still 53 seconds.
00:32:27I'm in the middle of the battle.
00:32:28Remember, the most powerful weapon is true.
00:32:30I'm going to be able to do the same thing.
00:32:33I'm going to move on to the right side.
00:32:34I'm going to move on to the right side.
00:32:38There's one chance.
00:32:47The most powerful weapon can control everyone,
00:32:49can be seen at the right side.
00:32:54Herr, wait for me.
00:33:02Check it out, your security unit had already turned.
00:33:10Is it heavy or heavy?
00:33:11It's okay, let's ask Herr.
00:33:15The delay is just waiting for the delay.
00:33:17It's not long enough to hold the delay.
00:33:19Let's find out.
00:33:20But don't leave the eyes of each other.
00:33:23This is the device that I just used to use.
00:33:27Don't you?
00:33:29Why doesn't there even have a守備 here?
00:33:33They know there will be someone here.
00:33:35This might be a grave.
00:33:36If you go ahead, I'll send you a message to help.
00:33:39Help me.
00:33:40Don't you?
00:33:48老周 我来救你
00:33:50别碰
00:33:55这是锁妖链
00:33:57妖力越强
00:33:59受到的反噬越重
00:34:03别进入阵心
00:34:04周围可能还有机关
00:34:10他的妖力只生一成
00:34:11妖盒已经出现裂纹
00:34:13还能救吗
00:34:15必须马上解除阵法
00:34:16把他带回食堂
00:34:18再拖下去
00:34:19妖盒会彻底崩溃
00:34:21你们不该来
00:34:23他们抓我
00:34:27就是为了引你们进来
00:34:31白宁护住他的妖盒
00:34:32小马盯紧锁链
00:34:34陆寻保护沈老板
00:34:35我来破阵
00:34:41先撑住
00:34:42你失踪这些天
00:34:44小马每晚都给你留着那碗面
00:34:46你得自己回去吃
00:34:48吃
00:35:00这是压制妖力的困腰阵