00:00Why are you so obsessed with Christmas?
00:02I am not obsessed with Christmas.
00:05I love Christmas.
00:08Oh my god, you're into the holiday spirit.
00:11That was four months after Christmas.
00:14Oh, how retro.
00:16What? I love Christmas.
00:20Come here, Mrs. Claus.
00:22I want you to make these bells jingle.
00:26It's just not so cute when it's every day.
00:28I've moved on.
00:30And you need to sign our divorce papers.
00:33Possible mental issues.
00:37Desperate times call for desperate measures.
00:41I just want to give my family the perfect Christmas.
00:43Then she'll love me again.
00:45Go get her!
00:47Kurt Fields? From your favorite movie?
00:50Whatever happened to that little boy? He was so cute.
00:53Santa's a crock!
00:55We are going to Big Bear and you are going to help me save my family.
00:59So, you know, technically that's not kidnapping.
01:03What are you doing here?
01:04I'll be a good little boy, I promise. Scouts on Earth.
01:12Help!
01:13Come on, it's the holidays.
01:16It's Christmas.
01:17And that's...
01:19Enough!
01:20Isn't this a little extreme?
01:23It was an accident.
01:25You need to face reality, Ralph.
01:27It's over!
01:31This is my family!
01:33This is my house!
01:34This is my Christmas!
01:37What the...
01:39Showtime!
01:41Stop ruining my Christmas!
01:47Oh, my God.
01:51Did you...?
01:54Yeah...
01:54I guess I did.
01:56I guess I did.
