00:00And now, from Guerrilla Pictures and American Cinema Releasing.
00:08Before the headlines.
00:12Before the protests.
00:15Here we come!
00:17Where are we? I mean, geographically, where are we?
00:20Vietnam, Phanang.
00:22Sure we're not in a loony bin?
00:24The only way we're gonna win this war is to get United States combat troops in here.
00:28A handful of American military advisors led a group of soldiers into a deserted village.
00:34Give them shotguns and sprinkle a few machine guns a month.
00:37Ben, we have been ordered to march into the jungle.
00:43Where we will establish a fortress for liberty and justice.
00:51Charlie's like a mole, dammit, they're dug in right now!
00:56That's the way the USA kicks ass, Charlie!
00:59Too bad we couldn't have shown you a better war.
01:01Like hitting the beach at Anzio.
01:03Or smashing through the Bastogne with Patton.
01:06That was a tour with them.
01:08This one?
01:10This one's a sucker's tour.
01:12Bridge over the river Kwai.
01:14The Dirty Dozen.
01:15The Longest Day.
01:16There are many war movie classics.
01:19If this isn't one, it comes damn close.
01:24Burt Lancaster.
01:27Go tell the Spartans.
01:30The little mothers are coming for us.
