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00:08holy shit is that Kimi Anderson he's literally a god I would let that man run me over
00:16he's gorgeous wait does his face look familiar to you now that you mention it he kind of looks
00:25like Alan if Alan wasn't a total dork Alan that bicycle riding peasant Kimi Anderson is a racing
00:31god don't ever insult my idol by comparing him to that freak you're right Alan couldn't even
00:35afford the dry cleaning on that coat keep your eyes on me Meg I'm winning this draft and Kimi's
00:42taking me as his apprentice hey guys live from the VIP pit lane we're about to get up close and
00:55personal with the world champion himself
01:05no I am a racing god get out of my way I'm taking the outside
01:20front right suspension over torqued it's snapping
01:49he's a literal god
02:04mr. Anderson you saved my life thank you thank you so much you blew your suspension before the apex
02:12Brock you wrecked my track you're disqualified get off my circuit no please mr. Anderson don't cut me
02:19it was a mechanical gitch I'm the best high school driver in the country are you because rumor has it
02:25you got smoked by a kid on a rusty bicycle twice that was bullshit Alan cheated
02:32he's a broke pathetic nobody
02:38I swear mr. Anderson Alan has zero talent the only reason that freak is your sparing partner is because
02:43sienna hooked him up he's just her boy toy careful Brock that boy toy drives circles around you with
02:49one hand mr. Anderson please fire that loser put me in his seat I'll prove I'm ten times the man
02:55he'll
02:55ever be anything you want prove it then
03:03a five lap duel mr. Anderson right here right now if I lose I'll give up racing forever and pedal
03:10my sorry ass to school until graduation and to make it interesting every lap you take you get a cheerleader
03:19win all five and you take my girlfriend Meg home help me out here ladies we're classmates remember
03:28mr. Anderson take me for lap one forget Brock I'm yours for all five laps mr. Anderson we know you're
03:35going to win every single lap we're all yours five laps fine but let's make it fair
03:57I'll drive blindfolded
04:08One lap if I win this Kimi has to sign me
04:13and every single girl here will be begging for a ride
04:24Turn grip you piece of shit grip
04:32Wait that's it five seconds just like him in bed all talk zero stamina
04:40Show the world who the real king is and try not to stretch my garner
04:47Two minutes
04:51Track temp 110 wind speed five knots west distance to apex 400 meters
05:06Holy hell
05:07Kimi Anderson is driving a thousand horsepower beast completely blindfolded and he's using one hand
05:16He didn't even break he's taking the hairpin at full thrombo he's not human bro
05:25Again
05:35That's impossible his eyes are covered someone tell me how he's doing that
05:40Again
05:47Master Kimi engine over torque total mechanical failure in 10 seconds
06:13He shattered the record for me I'm about to be the first lady of the racing world
06:20Brok Walker
06:21You lost the bet
06:22You're permanently banned from the professional circuit
06:25Enjoy riding your bicycle to school until graduation
06:34Meg babe please help me out
06:37We are done brok
06:39Watch and learn how a real woman claims a winner
06:42Kimi you won me I'm all yours take me right now
06:51Appreciate the support girls
06:54But I already have a girlfriend
06:59Kimi wait you can't seriously want her
07:03You're a world champion you need someone young fresh someone with actual energy
07:07Look at me I can be your ultimate trophy
07:10I used to idolize you Sienna but you trashed your brand the second you started banging Alan
07:14That broke bike riding freak
07:17You strung a quiet sweet guy along for three months just to win a hundred dollar bet
07:21You looked at a kid on an old bicycle and decided he didn't even deserve basic respect
07:26You think I owe that freak anything?
07:29Losers like Alan exist to get stepped on by real kings like Keita
07:32And that's the difference between us Meg
07:35When I choose a man I don't give a damn about his car or his bank account
07:38I look at who he is inside
07:44Look at my man again
07:45And I'll rip those eyes out myself
07:47Packed up and put away
07:48Total clown show
07:51You think this is a joke?
07:52Let's see who's laughing now
08:00Look at them Kimi look
08:01Your perfect supermodel girlfriend is playing you for an idiot
08:04She's secretly hooking up with that brokest freak in my high school
08:12She even gave that loser a black titanium ring
08:15She's making you look like a complete joke on national TV
08:19What are you laughing at? She's cheating on you
08:22You mean this ring?
08:24No, that's impossible
08:26Sienna gave that to the school freak
08:28Sienna is my girlfriend
08:29She gave it to me
08:38He has the ring
08:39But how?
08:40How is that even possible?
08:47Master Kimi
08:48Holy shit
08:49Those are Alan's glasses
08:51What the hell is going on?
08:58Oh my god
08:59With those glasses?
09:01No way!
09:02He looks exactly like Alan
09:03The racing god is the school nerd?
09:09Oh no no no!
09:12Just for the record Meg
09:15Kimi is my middle name
09:17Alan Kimi Anderson
09:18Oh my god
09:20The racing world champion
09:22Is my loser ex-boyfriend?
09:27I challenge the world champion
09:30I'm dead
09:31My life is over
09:39Oh my god, you almost had me
09:47You probably bought these in bulk
09:48Gave one to every guy you're stringing along
09:51And told each of them it was your one-of-a-kind family heirloom
09:56Are you actually this delusional?
09:58And you, Mr. Anderson
10:01She begged you to wear those prop glasses to save her brand
10:04Right?
10:06She's using you!
10:09She's pretending you're her boyfriend to cover up her dirty affair with my loser ex!
10:17Yes!
10:18That makes perfect sense
10:19Alan is a peasant
10:21He rides a rusty bike
10:23You are a racing god!
10:25There is no way you are the same person!
10:31Meg, your imagination truly belongs in a medical journal
10:35See?
10:36You can't even stand wearing his cheap trash for more than a minute!
10:41Mr. Anderson
10:43You don't need to cover for this washed-up supermodel
10:46Fire her!
10:48Take a real woman to your global VIP banquet tonight
10:52Take me!
10:53Should I call a psychiatric ward?
10:55Or do you want to handle this?
10:58Let them dream a little longer
11:00It makes the fall that much harder
11:07The global VIP banquet tonight
11:10Show up Meg
11:12Bring your lapdog
11:14Let's see who really belongs in my world
11:22Get your best suit, Brock
11:24Tonight, I become Kimi Anderson's queen
11:27And we are going to bury Alan for good
11:32Master Kiki is jowsing with Miss Johnson
11:34Lock the doors, clear the staff, no interruptions
11:37Of course, sir, right away
11:39Meg wants to see the loser tonight
11:42I'm giving her the full show
11:43Bike boy, get in here, I'm stuck
11:47Stuck?
11:48Hold on, I'll get an associate-
11:50Get your ass in here right now or I'm walking out naked
11:59Zipper's caught on the lining, fix it
12:11Thanks for the service, bike boy
12:15Now, let me give you a tip
12:20Duty calls
12:21Duty calls
12:28Ready to go face my ex?
12:31Let's go ruin Meg's life
12:33Woo!
12:37Tier 1 VIP passes
12:38Kimi Anderson gave these to us personally
12:40Tonight, I become his queen
12:42Time
12:50What the hell is that loser doing here?
12:57Is she insane?
12:59She brought her pet nerd to Kimi's VIP banquet?
13:04Hold up, are you wearing Vality Apex ones?
13:07Look at this clown
13:08A $10 suit and knock-off luxury sneakers?
13:12Real Valandis use aerospace carbon fiber and platinum laces, freak
13:16You glued cheap plastic on foam
13:21Let me scrape that fake logo off the carpet
13:29I'd take your foot off that right now, Brock
13:32You couldn't afford to replace that shoe if you sold every organ in your body
13:35Replace it?
13:37Sienna, stop embarrassing yourself
13:39You think this loser could ever afford real Valandis?
13:42He bought those off a knock-off site for $20
13:44$20?
13:45That's generous!
13:47He's rocking spray painted cardboard
13:49You hear your girlfriend, Alan?
13:51She actually thinks your garbage kicks are real
13:53Tell you what, if these shoes are real Valandis
13:56If there is even one thread of authentic carbon fiber on this trash
14:00I will drop right here on this red carpet
14:03I will get on my damn knees and lick both your souls spotless in front of the entire world
14:08And when they're proven fake, Alan has to drop on all Thors, bark like a stray, and let Brock kick
14:12him down the alley
14:18Careful, Brock
14:19Don't make promises your tongue can't cash
14:21I'm bank lowering it, peasant
14:23Because you're a fraud, your shoes are trash, and your-
14:29Holy shit!
14:30Speak of the devil!
14:32That's loose and Valiant!
14:34Watch this, Meg
14:35The CEO of Valiant is literally walking up the carpet
14:38I'm about to destroy this nerd's entire life
14:43Mr. Valiant, Mr. Valiant, sir! Over here!
14:48Mr. Valiant, thank God you're here
14:49We just caught a gutter rat wearing cheap bootlegs of your unreleased Apex Ones
14:53He's dragging your luxury brand through the mud
14:57Bootlegs?
14:57Yes! Disgusting $10 knockoffs!
15:00Come inspect them yourself, sir
15:02Expose the fake, and watch me make him crawl while security strips him off his feet!
15:06Right here, Mr. Valiant, look at this clown's feet and show everyone what a real fake looks like
15:13What the?
15:15Uh, Mr. Valiant, you don't have to get that close to the trash, sir
15:18Flawless hand weave
15:20Real platinum micro-threading
15:22Serial number 001
15:25These are authentic
15:26Valued at $300,000
15:28There is only one pair in existence on this planet
15:33300 grand?
15:34That's impossible!
15:36I designed and hand-billed them with my own two hands
15:39As a private championship gift for Kimmy Anderson
15:42What?!
15:46Well, well, Brock
15:48Since the shoes are 100% real
15:50Didn't you just swear to get on your knees and lick his soles clean?
15:53Start licking, boy
15:54We're all waiting
15:56I-I was joking! It was a figure of Spench!
15:58I'm not putting my damn mouth on a shoe!
16:03Forget it, Sienna
16:05My shoes don't need skirm spit on them
16:07Fair point, babe
16:10No licking
16:11But you made a bet
16:13On your knees, Brock
16:16Apologize to him
16:17Right now
16:18Apologize to that nerd?
16:20Never! You can't make me-
16:24That's what happens when you mess with my man
16:27You think you won?!
16:29This doesn't prove shit!
16:32Kimmy probably threw those shoes in the trash
16:34And you dug them out as charity for your pet loser!
16:36He's right!
16:37You're wearing another man's garbage, Alan
16:39You really think stolen leftovers make you rich?
16:43Whatever
16:49Guard! Trash on the carpet!
16:51Throw this bum out before he tanks the property value of the entire event!
16:56Hold it. VIPs only. No bums
16:59He's my plus one! Move!
17:01Give it up, Sienna
17:02Kimmy is going to tear up your contract the second he sees your pet nerd inside
17:07Bribing guards with cash?
17:09How cute
17:15Are we good, bro?
17:18Still not enough? Fine
17:21Holy shit! Are those raw diamonds?
17:23They're ten caraps each V by S clarity!
17:26Oh dear!
17:30Fake! It's cheap glass! Dollar store plastic!
17:35The Grand Hotel. Buy it
17:36Processing the transfer now, sir. Give me five seconds
17:38Oh, please! This hotel is worth fifty million dollars!
17:42You're a broke freak on a squeaky bicycle!
17:44Who are you calling your imaginary sugar daddy?
17:49Sir! The fifty million dollar wire just cleared our accounts
17:52The deed is transferred. You are the sole owner of the Grand Hotel!
17:57So, am I allowed inside?
18:03He bought it? Who bought the whole damn hotel?
18:07How? He's a broke freak on a bicycle!
18:10Snap out of it, Brock!
18:12You think that loser actually has fifty million dollars?
18:15He's blowing Sienna's money. He's just her pet boy toy.
18:19And we didn't come here for him. We came for Kimi Anderson.
18:23Kimi gave these to us.
18:25He personally invited us.
18:28Alan is just Sienna's plus one.
18:32You're right.
18:34Once Kimi takes me under his wing tonight,
18:36he'll crush Alan with one phone call.
18:41Tis he sure is exhausted.
18:43Where is he? Kimi has to be here.
18:45I need to make an impression.
18:47Ladies and gentlemen,
18:51welcome to the official Kimi Anderson charity auction.
18:55Every dollar raised tonight goes straight to Kimi Racing's youth foundation.
18:59And our first item is something truly special.
19:02A mystery vault straight from Kimi's private track locker.
19:08Completely sealed.
19:09Nobody knows what's inside except the world champion himself.
19:13Bidding opens at one hundred thousand dollars.
19:21Meg, look.
19:22If I win Kimi's personal mystery box, he'll know I'm his number one guy.
19:26Buy it. We need Kimi's eyes on us right now.
19:30One hundred thousand!
19:31One hundred grand to table four. Do I hear two?
19:34Five hundred thousand.
19:35You?
19:37You don't have that kind of cash, peasant!
19:39One million!
19:41Two million.
19:43Shit.
19:44My dad's accounts are frozen.
19:46I don't have two million liquid.
19:49What's wrong, Brock?
19:51Allowance run out?
19:54Don't let him embarrass you.
19:56He's bluffing.
19:57He spent all of Sienna's money on the hotel.
20:00Break him!
20:16Five million dollars!
20:17Five million dollars from the floor.
20:20Nine million.
20:22You wanna play with the big boys?
20:24Ten million dollars!
20:28Counter that, loser!
20:29I dare you!
20:30What's wrong, Sugar Mama cut your budget?
20:32You win, Brock.
20:33It's all yours.
20:35Wait, what?
20:36Ten million dollars going once.
20:38Going twice.
20:40Sold!
20:41To the young man for ten million dollars.
20:43Now, let's open the vault and reveal tonight's mystery prize.
20:48A pair of Kimi's used practice gloves.
20:51Retail value?
20:52About twenty thousand dollars.
20:54What an incredible, generous donation from our winner.
20:57Used practice gloves?
20:59Twenty grand?
21:00Ten million dollars for twenty thousand dollars sweat rags.
21:03Hope they fit, champ.
21:06It's fine, Meg.
21:07It's totally fine.
21:09When Kiko finds out I dropped ten million on his personal gloves,
21:12he'll sign me as his lead driver on the spot.
21:14I'll make that money back in a week.
21:18You better pray you're right, Brock.
21:21Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for tonight's grand finale.
21:25The racing star.
21:26A flawless twenty-kraut pink diamond, certified one-of-a-kind.
21:30Bidding opens at twenty million dollars!
21:34Twenty million?
21:35That's insane!
21:37Only a tech billionaire could touch that.
21:40One hundred million.
21:41One hundred million dollars?
21:42Going once? Going twice?
21:44Sold!
21:45To the young man at table one for one hundred million dollars!
21:52One hundred million?
21:54For a ring?
21:55How does that bicycle freak have that kind of cash?
22:02It matches your dress.
22:11Show off.
22:12That ring should be mine.
22:14I should be wearing that hundred million.
22:21Brock!
22:22You brainless bastard!
22:25Dad?
22:26What are you doing?
22:27Stop!
22:28Everyone's looking!
22:29The Russian mob just kicked in my front door.
22:32Did you take out a ten million dollar loan-sharf hit on our family name?
22:37I bought Kimi's gloves, Dad.
22:39It's an investment.
22:43An investment?
22:44We already owe Kimi Anderson three million for the hypercar you totaled.
22:48Now you owe ten million to killers with fifty percent daily interest.
22:54Ow! Dad, let go! Meg, help me! Meg, wait for me!
23:04Seriously?
23:05What a psycho! I barely even know the guy!
23:09Anyway, when does Kiko Anderson get here?
23:12The real guests are waiting for the man of the hour.
23:16Still trying to climb the social tower, Meg?
23:19Brock just destroyed his entire life for you.
23:22And you ditch him like road-age in two seconds flat, cold-blooded.
23:26Shut your mouth, Alan!
23:27You think swiping Sienna's credit card makes you somebody?
23:30You're still a broke freak on a squeaky bike!
23:33I'm here for a real king!
23:37Attention guests!
23:38A direct statement from Mr. Kimi Anderson.
23:41Mr. Anderson has zero interest in meeting Miss Meg James.
23:44In fact, he finds her presence completely repulsive.
23:48What?
23:49You're officially blacklisted from every Anderson venue, circuit, and property on Earth.
23:54For life.
23:57Take out the trash.
24:03Get your hands off me!
24:04Do you know who I am?
24:06Alan!
24:07You deadbeat!
24:08Kimi will ruin you for this!
24:10Let go of me!
24:12Brock is suspended and stuck on house arrest,
24:15and Alan thinks he and his supermodel whore won?
24:18Hell no.
24:19I'm taking them both down.
24:27Is this Kimi Anderson's team?
24:29Kimi Racing VIP line.
24:31State your business.
24:32Great!
24:33Listen to me.
24:34Your boss girlfriend is sleeping behind his back.
24:37We don't take calls from tabloids.
24:40Lose this number.
24:41Wait!
24:42Don't hang up!
24:42Sienna is hooking up with a broke, bicycle-riding nerd from my school.
24:46I have photos.
24:47If Kimi wants to catch them red-handed, tell him to come to the Lincoln High prom tonight.
24:54Play along.
24:55Miss...
24:56Mr. Anderson is listening.
24:57He accepts your invitation.
24:59Are you serious?
25:00Oh my God!
25:02Tell him I'll be waiting right at the front entrance.
25:04He won't regret this.
25:06Oh, yeah.
25:08Yes!
25:09I knew it!
25:10I'm going to prom with the world champion!
25:14Master Kimi, why waste your time on that girl's delusions?
25:20Because she wants a show, Marcus.
25:23And tonight, I'm giving her the grand finale.
25:27Listen up!
25:28Everybody shut your mouths and listen!
25:32I just got off the phone with Kimi Racing.
25:34The world champion, Kimi Anderson, is coming to Lincoln High Prom tonight.
25:38As my personal date!
25:41What is this?
25:43No freaking way!
25:44Kimi Anderson is actually coming?
25:46Meg, shut up!
25:48How did you pull that off?
25:49Kimi knows a real queen when he sees one.
25:51He's coming for me!
25:52Hi!
25:54I'm so nervous.
26:01Watch where you're going, creep.
26:04What, you mad because a real man is taking me tonight?
26:09You bumped into me, Meg.
26:11Move.
26:14Who do you think you're talking to, Four Eyes?
26:21Oops!
26:22Looks like you're even blinder now, loser.
26:26What, gonna cry?
26:28Get him!
26:31I'm so nervous.
26:35Oh!
26:39Holy shit, did he even touch them?
26:40His reflexes are insane!
26:42I thought Alan was a total pushover.
26:44Turns out he's been holding back this whole time?
26:49Enjoy your prom, Meg.
27:00Well, well, well.
27:02Look what crawled out of the gutter.
27:06Did you get lost on your paper route, Alan?
27:08This is prom, not a junkyard!
27:13Where's that imaginary billionaire cash tonight, loser?
27:16Couldn't even afford a cheap ooper?
27:18You had to pedal your pile of garbage in front of the whole school?
27:22I like my bike, Meg.
27:24Gets me where I need to go.
27:28And where's your supermodel escort?
27:31Did she finally wake up and realize you're just a charity case?
27:35Miss me?
27:39Oh my god!
27:41Sienna's here?
27:42She's stunning.
27:44And who the hell got lucky enough to take her to prom?
27:50Sorry I'm late, bike boy.
27:52Had to handle some team business.
27:55You're right on time.
28:07Are you kidding me?
28:09How does that four-eyed Derek pull a literal Gerdus?
28:13I'd give my left lung to be him right now.
28:18Where the hell is Kiki?
28:19He promised he was coming.
28:21I need him here right now to crush this bastard.