00:18Hey Chad, what should I do if everyone's cheating on me?
00:22I'm sorry to hear that. What's making you suspicious? Has he been acting weird?
00:26He wouldn't. Well, actually I'm pretty sure he is.
00:31Would you like me to draft a message to him?
00:33No. Wait. Actually, yes.
00:43He hates coffee. Tell me everything about Damien Rogers.
00:52I can't do that.
00:59Chad, I'm sadder.
01:02If he's the source of your sadness, why don't you just remove him?
01:07What?
01:09Here's the step-by-step guide on how to eliminate Damien Rogers.
01:13One, Loki...
01:17What am I doing?
01:22Hey Siri, call Damien.
01:26...
01:27...
01:34...
01:36You
