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00:00:00What's up for the people!!!
00:00:03Hey, why are you looking?
00:00:24Why are you looking at me?
00:00:25Why are you speaking so young?
00:00:26Why are you looking at me?
00:00:27I saw it in Salameng earlier.
00:00:29I caught the test of my face.
00:00:39It's like a baby!
00:00:41It's just a baby dance.
00:00:43Baby dance?
00:00:45Yes.
00:00:46If you're a baby dance, you're a baby dance.
00:00:49Yes, baby dance.
00:00:51It's just a little bit, but it's cute.
00:00:53That's it.
00:00:54It's just a little bit.
00:00:55The variation is the upper body.
00:00:59The lower body just keeps on doing the same thing.
00:01:03But the upper body can do variations.
00:01:06Yeah, really.
00:01:07You start, this is the basic.
00:01:09This is the basic.
00:01:11It's just a basic.
00:01:13Make sure the upper body is steady.
00:01:16And then, you do some extra moves.
00:01:19You know, it's good to see you.
00:01:21It's good to see if you have a back.
00:01:23If you have a back, it's not a back.
00:01:25It's easy. I don't know.
00:01:26I'll just add it.
00:01:26It's just a little bit.
00:01:28Gasolina ng barko.
00:01:30Gasolina ng barko.
00:01:31It's just a little bit.
00:01:32Gasolina ng barko.
00:01:34It's just a tire block.
00:01:35Tire block.
00:01:36Tricycle.
00:01:36Ngayon, gasolina ng barko.
00:01:38Para di ka nilukubo.
00:01:39Anilaki nun.
00:01:39Mas heavy duty yun.
00:01:40Anilaki nun.
00:01:41Ay, Diyos ko.
00:01:42Hindi ka malulunod.
00:01:43Hindi ka lulubogin.
00:01:44Hindi ka na makahinga.
00:01:45Sa ilalim ng dagat, pwede yung balakang muna.
00:01:47Nakaangat ka.
00:01:47Angat ka ganoon.
00:01:48Pwede yung mukha muna sa ilalim ng dagat.
00:01:50Magka ganoon ko.
00:01:51Tatangguna.
00:01:52Yes.
00:01:52Oh, you can just try it.
00:01:53Ganun lang.
00:01:56Now, you can move your arms.
00:02:10Wow.
00:02:11Ganun.
00:02:12Hindi ka mapapagod dun.
00:02:16Hindi kasi kailangan meron kang core.
00:02:18Malakas ang core mo.
00:02:21O, kasi ito yun eh.
00:02:22Tapos you have to bend a little your knees.
00:02:25Bend your knees a little.
00:02:27O, kita talaga ng konti pa.
00:02:28O, di ba mukha ka matanda pa ganyan.
00:02:31Masakit din.
00:02:32Masakit din konti.
00:02:32Dapat malakas yung core mo.
00:02:35Nakabenda konti.
00:02:38Maganda rin to.
00:02:39Pagpudo yung dance floor.
00:02:40Hindi ka makakatama.
00:02:41Oo.
00:02:41Tapos pag suplada ka, gilid-gilid lang.
00:02:44Ganyan lang.
00:02:45Ay, hihirap-hirap lang.
00:02:48Pag suplada ka, gilid mo lang.
00:02:51Ganun.
00:02:51Eh, paano pag naminapit sa'yo?
00:02:52Can I dance with you?
00:02:54Ay, ganyan lang.
00:02:56Oh.
00:02:57Makangat.
00:02:58Makangat pala yan.
00:02:59Makangat siya.
00:03:01Makangat siya.
00:03:01Ah.
00:03:02Hindi angat eh.
00:03:04Oo.
00:03:05Pag nakita dun siya ni Shakira,
00:03:08dito siya magre-retire.
00:03:09Oh.
00:03:09Ah.
00:03:10Sasabihin ni Shakira,
00:03:11walang mahina na ako.
00:03:12Hindi ko naka-
00:03:13I can't move my belly anymore.
00:03:15Ah, talaga?
00:03:16Ah, ayaw din si Shakira.
00:03:17Sasabihin talaga.
00:03:18Oy, hips don't lie.
00:03:19Yeah.
00:03:21Eh, paano ka tuktok yun?
00:03:23All about is win-win.
00:03:24Ano eh?
00:03:25Ano eh?
00:03:25Paano ka yung tuktok yun?
00:03:26All about is win-win-win-win-win.
00:03:28All I do.
00:03:30Hindi ka gagalaw dun sa
00:03:32Na-na-na-na.
00:03:33Na-na-na-na.
00:03:35Na-na-na-na.
00:03:35Eh, na-na-na.
00:03:37Huwag nga yan ako.
00:03:38Live tayo.
00:03:38Huwag nga yan ako.
00:03:39Huwag!
00:03:39Alvin, sinasabi ko,
00:03:40susuntok yun kita.
00:03:41Sinuntok kita dito yung magulang mong niiya.
00:03:44Sumasagot kasi nyo naman ng people eh.
00:03:45Pakahamak po pa kami ha.
00:03:46Madami nang nangyayari dito yung bashing
00:03:48na hindi namin ma-explain.
00:03:51Nakakataw yung bashing na hindi mo na ma-explain.
00:03:53Do you have a shoot?
00:03:56You're going to get mad at what you're doing, right?
00:03:59Just a little bit of kibot.
00:04:00Yes, but it's hot.
00:04:03Yes, you're going to open it.
00:04:05What's that? I'm not going to open it.
00:04:08That's it. Okay. So how's your day?
00:04:11Good! Good! Yes, of course!
00:04:13Start of the week, fresh Monday,
00:04:15so we can smile for all of you.
00:04:16Tuesday! Tuesday!
00:04:19Tuesday, right now!
00:04:21Every day feels Monday for me.
00:04:23Every day is a good start.
00:04:26Every day as I wake up in the morning,
00:04:27it feels like Monday's start of the week.
00:04:29No inspiration.
00:04:32Then, when a day-to-day,
00:04:35it's really...
00:04:36It's hard to know.
00:04:38That's it.
00:04:39That's it.
00:04:41Yes, when you're busy.
00:04:43Yes!
00:04:45When you're happy,
00:04:46you'll forget about it.
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:49Time is no longer an issue.
00:04:51Ang issue nalang is,
00:04:52sino kasama mo sa oras na yun
00:04:54at kung anong ginagawa niya
00:04:55kung magkasama.
00:04:55Yes!
00:04:56Oh my God!
00:04:57Ang ganda, no?
00:04:57I just realized that now.
00:05:00Diba?
00:05:01Minsan kasi, diba?
00:05:02Inisip ka ng isip ng oras.
00:05:03Sa kaya isip mo ng oras,
00:05:05ang hindi mo napapansin,
00:05:05yung kung sino yung kasama mo
00:05:07sa oras na yun.
00:05:08Because you're always in a rush.
00:05:10Diba?
00:05:10Parang feeling mo matatapos yung oras.
00:05:13Minsan kalimutan nyo yung oras.
00:05:15Diba?
00:05:15Yung magugulat ko na lang,
00:05:16ay,
00:05:17natapos na,
00:05:18hindi mo napansin,
00:05:18kasi yung utak mo at damdamin mo
00:05:20dun sa ginagawa niyong dalawa.
00:05:22Correct!
00:05:23Kasi masaliha kayong magkasama.
00:05:24Yung magugulat ko na,
00:05:25ay,
00:05:25tignan mo mo,
00:05:26dahil ini-enjoy kita,
00:05:27nakalimutan,
00:05:27hindi ko napansin,
00:05:283 hours na yun.
00:05:29Oh,
00:05:30yes!
00:05:31Malalaman mo na lang natapos yung 3 hours
00:05:32kasi may kumakatok na.
00:05:38Ano na naman ang mga iniisip nyo,
00:05:41parang sa showtime yun.
00:05:423 oras!
00:05:433 hours na yung showtime,
00:05:45tapos na,
00:05:45labas na,
00:05:46overtime.
00:05:48Si Trina magsasabi,
00:05:49overtime,
00:05:49tatlong oras ka.
00:05:50I cannot with your dirty minds.
00:05:52Yeah.
00:05:53I cannot deal with your dirty minds.
00:05:55Sa inyo,
00:05:56kasi kinakatok, no?
00:05:57Oo.
00:05:58Tumatawag sa phone.
00:06:03Buti ka sa inyo,
00:06:04may tumatawag pa sa phone, eh.
00:06:05Yung iba,
00:06:06pinapatay na lang ng tubig sa banyo.
00:06:07Ah, wala na!
00:06:09Matik pala,
00:06:10yung nawawala yung tubig sa banyo.
00:06:12Tapos yung chineles pala,
00:06:13may sinulid na mahaba.
00:06:14Ay, wala na yung kaliwa!
00:06:16Pinabawi!
00:06:17May, may...
00:06:18Ba't nabawi tali pa yun yun?
00:06:20Pinabawi yun!
00:06:21Diyos ko,
00:06:22lahat yun pinagdaanan ni Oghi.
00:06:24Oo, o, siyempre!
00:06:24Oo, o, o.
00:06:25Pa-aati lang yun,
00:06:26yung Batang Magalianes yun,
00:06:27pero hindi nyo natalaman,
00:06:28Batang Santa Mesa yun.
00:06:30Olga ang pangalang ko, Olga.
00:06:33Olga ang pangalang ko.
00:06:34Ngayon?
00:06:35Ba't Olga?
00:06:35Wala lang.
00:06:36Tagsamu lang.
00:06:37Because it's a Tuesday.
00:06:38It's a Tuesday.
00:06:39Every Tuesday,
00:06:40you change your name.
00:06:41Depending on your mood.
00:06:42So what's your mood today?
00:06:44I wanna be free,
00:06:46frivolous,
00:06:47and fantastic,
00:06:49and...
00:06:50Frivolous.
00:06:51Yes.
00:06:52Tignan mo,
00:06:52sa kapi frivolous mo,
00:06:53ang dami tuloy lumunok.
00:06:55Frivolous.
00:06:56Tignan mo si Oghi,
00:06:57gusto ko lang mag-enjoy,
00:06:58pinag-isip pa.
00:06:59Google pa tayo, eh.
00:07:00Huwag kang mag-alala.
00:07:01Alam ni Bong,
00:07:02i-mcb ng frivolous.
00:07:03What's frivolous?
00:07:03Yes.
00:07:04Fivolous is the
00:07:05cumulus cloud
00:07:06that you can see.
00:07:07It's darker.
00:07:08Then you can become a rain.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:11Stop!
00:07:12Stop!
00:07:12Stop!
00:07:14Pinahama ka ni Oghi.
00:07:16Okay lang.
00:07:18Pinahama ka niya.
00:07:18Gusto niyang sumab.
00:07:20Kaya sabi niya,
00:07:20ako, anuhin ko to.
00:07:21Okay lang.
00:07:22Basta,
00:07:22ano niya sabi niya yung Soko, ha?
00:07:24Ano yung Soko?
00:07:25Soko.
00:07:26Jacket ko daw, Soko.
00:07:27Ay!
00:07:28Nako!
00:07:28O, ex ka ulit.
00:07:30Balas ka na.
00:07:32Balas ka na.
00:07:32Balas ka na.
00:07:33Balas ka na.
00:07:34Balas ka na.
00:07:41Balas ka na.
00:07:45Balas ka na.
00:07:46Balas ka na.
00:07:47Balas ka na.
00:07:48Balas ka na.
00:07:50Balas ka na.
00:07:51Balas ka na.
00:07:51Okay na yun.
00:07:52Kakain sana ako, eh.
00:07:53Nastampo ka na yun.
00:07:55O, ngayon.
00:07:55Alam mo lang yun.
00:07:56Nakalakaran.
00:07:57Ganun ba dapat din ngayon?
00:07:58O, o.
00:07:58Sasab pag may ano.
00:07:59Kung ayaw mo masab,
00:08:00galingan mo.
00:08:01Pero kung tamad ka for the day,
00:08:03magpakawalay ka para sab ka na.
00:08:05Para nakaupo ka.
00:08:06Tapos may sweldo pa rin.
00:08:07Yung ganun.
00:08:08Ang tari ni O, ginagulat ako.
00:08:09Kala ko lumalakad ng paluhod.
00:08:10Nakatayo pala.
00:08:11Nakatayo ko siya.
00:08:14Bakit naman?
00:08:15O, o.
00:08:16Ano to?
00:08:16Baklaran?
00:08:18Diyos ko.
00:08:19Ang tanda mo na nagtakung ka pa sa rubber.
00:08:23Hindi mo sinabi.
00:08:24O, Paul.
00:08:25RIG!
00:08:25O, kapal na...
00:08:27Tawang-tawan din na yan.
00:08:29Hindi mo sinabi sa...
00:08:30Pampira.
00:08:31Pinag-isip ako ito na matagal.
00:08:32Ano kaya sapatos ang isusunod ko ngayon?
00:08:34Yung may impress nila.
00:08:36Interno nga eh.
00:08:37O, ganda kaya.
00:08:38O, o.
00:08:39Graduate talaga ng UP2 eh.
00:08:40Bakit?
00:08:41University na ng mga fungooks.
00:08:44Maganda di ba?
00:08:45Maganda.
00:08:46Passionista ka ka dyan.
00:08:47Mayama.
00:08:48Mayaman mamahalin.
00:08:50Oo.
00:08:50Ano ba?
00:08:51Ano ba?
00:08:53Maganda.
00:08:54Wala kang maririnig ang masasakit ng salita sa amin.
00:08:56Oo.
00:08:57Talaga? Bakit?
00:08:58Oo. As yung Diyos ko.
00:08:59Asawa ni Regina nun.
00:09:00Ay tama, idol.
00:09:01Para kang bumastos ng poon.
00:09:03Yun lang ang dahilan.
00:09:04Yung lang.
00:09:04Maliban si Ogie Alcacic siya.
00:09:06Hindi na sa may relasyon tayo.
00:09:07Hindi.
00:09:07Yung relasyon namin ni Regina mas mahalaga.
00:09:09Diyos ko.
00:09:10Buti na lang.
00:09:10Asawa ko si Regina.
00:09:12Hindi na lang itahilan.
00:09:14Oo.
00:09:15Nakuha mo yung privilege namin yung mga deboto.
00:09:17Oo.
00:09:18Alam mo kasi.
00:09:19Reginatics.
00:09:20Correct.
00:09:20Chief of OP eh.
00:09:22Bado ka na. Mag-work na kami.
00:09:23Ay kaya nga.
00:09:24Sabi ko.
00:09:24So entertaining ka namin.
00:09:25Hanggang patapos.
00:09:26Bisita.
00:09:27Natulit-tulit itong siyo.
00:09:28Okay.
00:09:29Ayan natin.
00:09:29Nakawarm up na tayo.
00:09:30Mag-enjoy.
00:09:31Mag-enjoy tayong lahat.
00:09:32Madlang people.
00:09:33Sumayin nyo ang kagandahan.
00:09:34At sumayin nyo rin.
00:09:37Pik, pik, pik, pik, pik.
00:09:38Naririnig mo ba?
00:09:39Sabi ni Luwio Campo.
00:09:41Ang talak na mga rinang maraming kuda.
00:09:42Welcome to.
00:09:43Miss QnA.
00:09:44Weyna Talaquera 2026.
00:09:47Tatlong Vex Airada ang susubok na mag-add to heart Sabadlang.
00:09:52Ang mga pag-mind ng pinagagawang corona ay babalik sa weekly finals sa Sabado.
00:09:56At din ang i-check out ang tatlong kandidatang malabiwat ang kumikinang in their golden cocktail dress.
00:10:02Starting off with Candidate No. 1.
00:10:12Si Candidate No. 1 ay dating taga Bureau of Fisheries and Aquatic Resources.
00:10:19Wow.
00:10:20Yes.
00:10:21Dahil isa siyang tilapia.
00:10:23Ay, ganun ba?
00:10:23Kala ko na ba nakatrabaho.
00:10:24Isapa na siya?
00:10:25Oo, pag tumaba siya, plapla na siya.
00:10:27Ladies and Shumeniman, Candidate No. 1.
00:10:33What's up?
00:10:35What's up?
00:10:36What's up?
00:10:37What's up?
00:10:38Madlang People!
00:10:45I am JC Ivale, ang reyna talakera na nagmula sa Bungabon, Provinsya ng Nueva Ecija.
00:11:00Bakit?
00:11:02Bakit?
00:11:02Nanagiiwan?
00:11:03Bukang naiwan mo nga talaga yung kasabihan.
00:11:06Bakit?
00:11:07Dapat nanakaiwan ng kasabihan.
00:11:10Ganun dapat.
00:11:11Sige, sapay-sapay.
00:11:12Buwelo, buwelo.
00:11:12Eto.
00:11:15Nanagiiwan ng isang paalala.
00:11:18Okay lang na araw-araw kang maging tanga.
00:11:22Huwag lang sa araw na boboto ka!
00:11:27And I thank you!
00:11:31Actually, yung araw na pwede kang maging tanga.
00:11:35Magboboto ka.
00:11:36Oo.
00:11:36Kasi nga boboto eh.
00:11:39Ba't yan ang nilagay mo eh?
00:11:40Eh kasi nga boboto.
00:11:42Boboto.
00:11:42Tanga ako kasi boboto.
00:11:45Mali.
00:11:46Dapat yung ano mo, yung...
00:11:47Lalakad na siya.
00:11:48Hindi natuloy.
00:11:49Nakagano lang siya.
00:11:50Pa-exit na siya.
00:11:51Inagsalita tayo.
00:11:52Meron galing professional.
00:11:53Oo, champion.
00:11:54Stop down sa kanila yan.
00:11:56Okay.
00:11:56Thank you candidate number one.
00:11:58Tayo na.
00:11:59Candidate number two.
00:12:08Si candidate number two sa simula pa lang ay nagpapatawa na.
00:12:14Si number two ay isang customer service representative.
00:12:17Noong bata siya, sinusuot niya ang bra ng tita niya.
00:12:22Suot niya pa rin ito hanggang ngayon kasi lucky charm na daw niya.
00:12:27Kaya ngayon, ang bahu-bahu na ng bra ng suot niya.
00:12:31Hindi hinubad?
00:12:32Walang hubad na. Magwala nung bata siya.
00:12:33Ito na si candidate number two.
00:12:36What's up bad love people!
00:12:42Ang rain ang nasa inyong harapan ay si Queen Andrews.
00:12:47Labing dalawang putsyam taong gulang.
00:12:50Ang Queen talakera ng barangay San Jose.
00:12:54GMA Cavite.
00:12:56Na nagpapaalala lang.
00:12:58Kung hindi mo kayang harapin ng iyong problema.
00:13:02Side view mo na lang.
00:13:04And I take you!
00:13:08Thank you candidate number two.
00:13:11Tabi-tabi po ay ito na si candidate number three.
00:13:23Si candidate number three ay may tinatagong ahas sa buhok.
00:13:28Si galema ba yan?
00:13:29Ba't ganito? Parang galema naman yung buhok nito.
00:13:33Parang may talawang ulo ng ahas.
00:13:36Paglalaro.
00:13:38Sino kaya ang tutaklawin ng ahas sa kanyang buho?
00:13:41Si one o si two?
00:13:43Ito na si candidate number three.
00:13:45Siya pa na dito.
00:13:48Ang kapal e o.
00:13:50Parang may talawang.
00:13:54What's up Manlou People?
00:14:01Ako nga po pala.
00:14:03Si Bon Joey Trinidad.
00:14:06Ang Reina Talakera ng Tondo, Manila.
00:14:14Naniniwala ako sa kasabihang.
00:14:16Kapag ang cellphone nalaglag.
00:14:19Kung makapagpanik ka wagas.
00:14:21Pero pag barkada mo nalaglag.
00:14:23Makatawa.
00:14:25Parang walang bukas.
00:14:27And I thank you.
00:14:47Batang people!
00:14:48Our three candidates for today!
00:14:53Karakter sila.
00:14:55Iba-iba sila no?
00:14:56Iba-iba karakter.
00:14:57Yes!
00:14:58Yes!
00:14:58Masaya.
00:14:59Kaya kaya kaya ng ibang dating.
00:15:01Masaya ang aura nila.
00:15:02Alika, tsikahin natin ang plotlo.
00:15:04Sina J.C.
00:15:07Anz G.
00:15:08At si Bon Joey.
00:15:10Pangala pa lang ni number three.
00:15:12Alam mo naglolo ko na.
00:15:14Bon Joey.
00:15:15Baba na kayo.
00:15:17Payat ni number one, no?
00:15:19Buti sumali si Neri.
00:15:21Si Neri yan!
00:15:22Ano ka ba?
00:15:23Si Irma Allegri yan.
00:15:24Saka una-una ang shake, rattle and roll.
00:15:26Episode ni Herbert Tony.
00:15:28Nakakatakot yun ba na una yun.
00:15:29Yes.
00:15:30Ganda ng buhok.
00:15:31Si number one feeling ko,
00:15:32siya yung malakas kumain
00:15:33pero hindi tumataba.
00:15:34Totoo ba?
00:15:35Yes po, Meme.
00:15:37Mabilis yung mabilis yung mabilitabolisim.
00:15:39Oo.
00:15:40Yung malakas kumanin to
00:15:41pero hindi tumataba.
00:15:42Pero ma-sports ka rin.
00:15:44Ah, yes po.
00:15:45Sometimes.
00:15:47Anong sports mo?
00:15:48I do play volleyball po.
00:15:50Ah, bayan.
00:15:51Ang position mo?
00:15:52Ano lang po, Livero.
00:15:54Or the same scene?
00:15:56Libero.
00:15:57Libero.
00:15:57Libero patawag talaga.
00:15:59Libero.
00:16:00Libero pala.
00:16:01Napakahirap ng posisyon na yan.
00:16:02Ang tangkad mo para sa libero, ha?
00:16:06Yes po.
00:16:08Delayed na.
00:16:08Nagahang talaga siya.
00:16:10Delayed na.
00:16:10Isa na namang entry na.
00:16:11Ay, nakatulog.
00:16:14Oo.
00:16:16Nagahang siya.
00:16:17Mabilis ka tumakbo.
00:16:18Ah, yes po.
00:16:20Lalo na pag may aso.
00:16:21Ah.
00:16:24Bahaba ang BS eh.
00:16:25Papayat kasi siya eh.
00:16:26At saka habulin.
00:16:27Oo, habulin.
00:16:28Meron ko masarap kaaway ito.
00:16:29Bakit?
00:16:30Tulak mo lang ito, talo na.
00:16:32Tumbahin.
00:16:33Oo.
00:16:33Tumbahin.
00:16:34Walang balance eh.
00:16:35Okay.
00:16:36Tag Nueva Ecija ka.
00:16:37Yes po.
00:16:38Sobrang init ba ngayon sa Nueva Ecija?
00:16:40Yes.
00:16:41Mainit na mainit, Meme.
00:16:42Kamusta na yung mga pananim doon?
00:16:45Ah, okay naman po siya.
00:16:47As of now, kasi nag-uulan pa.
00:16:49Pero pag talagang dumating na yung Super El Niño.
00:16:53Oo, may parating doon.
00:16:54Oo.
00:16:54May doon.
00:16:55Yes.
00:16:56Anong trabaho mo sa Bureau of Fisheries dati?
00:16:58Nagde-debone?
00:17:01Nagtatrabaho siya sa Bureau of Fisheries.
00:17:03Nagde-debone po siya ng bangus.
00:17:05Actually, opo.
00:17:07Ha?
00:17:07Opo, meron po kaming mga trainings na ganun.
00:17:10Yung anong trabaho mo sa Bureau of Fisheries?
00:17:12Not specifically, trabaho po siya.
00:17:14Pero yun po yung itinitrain namin sa mga gustong matutok.
00:17:19Bakit?
00:17:20Bakit debone?
00:17:22Ah, pag ano po, di ba gusto niyong bumili ng boneless bangus, ganun.
00:17:26Dex, siguro meron silang project na nagtuturo sila sa mga pangkaraniwang mamamayan.
00:17:31Yes.
00:17:31Para maging, ano, trabaho.
00:17:33Oo.
00:17:34Yun ang papasukin nilang trabaho.
00:17:36Tara.
00:17:37Nagde-debone sila ng mga bangus.
00:17:38Tama.
00:17:39Naka-experience.
00:17:39Pinag-aaralan niya yan, di ba?
00:17:41Yes po.
00:17:41Naka-experience ka na ba ng bangus na na-dislocate ang buto?
00:17:45Tapos ibinalik niyo.
00:17:47Crazy eh.
00:17:48Di ba gano'n?
00:17:48Yung pag na-dislocate.
00:17:50Yung iba, di ba?
00:17:50Nakita ko yun eh.
00:17:51Yung pelikula ni Brad Pitt.
00:17:54Itong huli, yung Heart of the Beast.
00:17:56Na-dislocate.
00:17:57Tapos hinihilang ganun, no?
00:17:59May ganun nangyari na?
00:18:01Ah, wala naman po.
00:18:03Pero, kung kami po ang iyong gagawa ng pagkabali ng ano niya,
00:18:09ng buto niya, yun lang po.
00:18:12Doon pa lang siya mababalikan.
00:18:13Pero, dapat tamang proseso yun.
00:18:15Kasi, pag sumobra katang, baka mabali.
00:18:17Hindi.
00:18:18O, kaya rin, nagkabungguan yung dalawang isda.
00:18:20Oo.
00:18:21Kasi, di ba, parang...
00:18:22Kunyari, dalawang lalaki sa basketball, di ba?
00:18:24Yung minsan nag-collide.
00:18:25Correct.
00:18:26Yung collision may nadidislocate eh.
00:18:28Eh, yung mga isda.
00:18:29Kunyari, di ba, minsan nagkakabungguan din sila eh.
00:18:33Pag nagpapakain kami, yung nag-aagawan sila ng ano,
00:18:35nagmungudnguran silang gano'n eh.
00:18:37Di ba sila nababalian sa gano'n?
00:18:38Yung maninipis lang ang mga buto nila?
00:18:40Ay, hindi naman po, Meme.
00:18:42Actually, ano po nila yun, way off.
00:18:45Parang, pag nag-aagawan po sila,
00:18:47siyempre, mapakainin na.
00:18:49Oh, sa akin na po. Bahala.
00:18:50So, there is just no way na mababalian ng buto ang mga isda?
00:18:54Hindi po, as long as balian niyo po siya.
00:18:59Fractured yun.
00:19:00Pero may tanong, umiiyak ba sila yung mga isda?
00:19:02Ah, hindi po, I think.
00:19:05Paano mo nalaman?
00:19:06Kasi wala silang eyelid eh.
00:19:08Eh, umiihi rin ba sila?
00:19:09Umiihi sila?
00:19:11Ah, yes. Umiihi po sila.
00:19:14Di ba ang alat ng dagat?
00:19:16Oh.
00:19:16Nagkakasakit sila sa bato?
00:19:19Pung buhay nila, uminom ka ng tubig na maalat.
00:19:23Pwede.
00:19:26Samantalang tayo, di ba?
00:19:27Oo.
00:19:28In moderation pa yung pagkain natin ng maalat.
00:19:31Correct.
00:19:31Pero nagkakasakit sa bato.
00:19:33Yung isda, hindi nagkakasakit sa bato.
00:19:36May possibility, pero baka hindi pa po nadidiscover ng mga scientist.
00:19:41Ah.
00:19:42Yun ang trabaho mo, hindi mo ginawa.
00:19:44Oo.
00:19:44Bakit hindi mo ginawa yun?
00:19:45Inaaral mo yan eh.
00:19:46Correct.
00:19:46Inaaral ka ng mga posibilidad na hindi masyadong tinatalakay.
00:19:50Correct.
00:19:51Diba?
00:19:51Important yung malaman natin yun.
00:19:52Oo.
00:19:52Totoo bang mga chismosa yung isda?
00:19:54Kasi gano'n nang gano'n.
00:19:56Ano ba sinasabi nila?
00:19:57Maka di lip sync lang yun.
00:19:59Ano po?
00:20:00Pinagbubulungan nila kung meron na bang ayuda.
00:20:03Gano'n.
00:20:03Ayuda, ayuda.
00:20:05O.
00:20:05Pagnagagagan na sila.
00:20:06Oo.
00:20:07Yung mga isda sa, ano, sa China Sea,
00:20:10nag-cha-Chinese din.
00:20:12Delay din yung salita din ba?
00:20:14Oo.
00:20:14Yung pag may nagpapakain sa mga,
00:20:15Sheshe.
00:20:17Sheshe.
00:20:18Sheshe.
00:20:19Sheshe.
00:20:19Diba may sheshe na sagot sa ano?
00:20:22Sheshe.
00:20:25Sheshe.
00:20:26Sheshe ni.
00:20:26Ano yung hello sa Chinese ni Cole?
00:20:28Nihao.
00:20:29Nihao.
00:20:30Nihao.
00:20:31Kaya hindi pala bumabati ng hello ang mga isda.
00:20:33Bakit?
00:20:33Takot ang mga isda sa inihao.
00:20:35Inihao?
00:20:35Oo.
00:20:37Huwag sila mag-
00:20:38Huwag mabati.
00:20:40Ayaw pa.
00:20:40Pati yung mawawala yung mga isda sa mga isda.
00:20:43Inihao, mawawala yung isda.
00:20:45Matatakot.
00:20:46Matatakot sila.
00:20:47Bakit yun ang kursong kinuha mo?
00:20:50Actually po, full scholar po ako nung college.
00:20:55Pero late enrolling po ako.
00:20:57So yung natira na lang po na...
00:21:00Na available course?
00:21:02Ang lungkot naman nun.
00:21:03Opo.
00:21:04Actually, ang aim ko po talaga na...
00:21:06Ano, na course nun.
00:21:08It's either yung about sa luto
00:21:10or about po sa mga damit.
00:21:12Luto?
00:21:13Pag luluto.
00:21:14Ganon po.
00:21:15Culinary?
00:21:15Yes, mga ganon po.
00:21:17Eh, late enrolling ka.
00:21:19Yes po.
00:21:19Eh, ba't hindi nalang minor subjects mo
00:21:21na kinuha mo nung first seven
00:21:22nung nag-enroll ka
00:21:23tapos na pwedeng i-credit sa dun sa kursong kukunin mo?
00:21:26Hindi po kasi ano eh.
00:21:28Pag hindi ko po itinake po yung ano na yun,
00:21:31maaahid po ako.
00:21:32Baka mawala po yung scholarship ko.
00:21:34Ba't hindi tinake kang alin?
00:21:36Pag hindi ko po,
00:21:37hindi na po ako nag-enroll ng time na yun
00:21:39or ano po.
00:21:40Kaya nga.
00:21:40Hindi i-enroll mo.
00:21:41Pero pagkatapos,
00:21:42di i-shift mo.
00:21:43Kasi sa first seven,
00:21:44minor subjects lang naman ang tinuturo.
00:21:46First year, first seven usually.
00:21:48Di ba?
00:21:48Wala namang major eh.
00:21:49Puro minor subjects
00:21:50na kung magsishift ka,
00:21:52same school,
00:21:53naka-credit yung minor subjects.
00:21:56Ah, yun nga po,
00:21:57Meme,
00:21:57parang kailangan na rin po namin pumili ng
00:22:00ano,
00:22:00ng course namin,
00:22:02hindi po kasi ka,
00:22:02hindi ka po pwedeng mag-enroll agad ng CFF1.
00:22:05Oo nga.
00:22:06Yun ang pinili mo kasi available
00:22:07yung first SEM.
00:22:08Yes po.
00:22:08Ba't hindi ka nag-shift
00:22:09nung second SEM
00:22:10or nung second year?
00:22:12Ah,
00:22:12for that naman po,
00:22:14Meme,
00:22:14nag ano naman po,
00:22:15parang,
00:22:16narealize ko naman na maganda yung opportunity
00:22:18kasi nung ano po,
00:22:19with the orientation po
00:22:21about fishery.
00:22:22Nagustuhan mo na rin yung curso.
00:22:23Nagustuhan ko naman po siya.
00:22:24And ayun po,
00:22:25kahit pa paano,
00:22:26na practice ko po yung,
00:22:28yung curso ko,
00:22:30for that year.
00:22:31Sige nga langway ka nga dito.
00:22:32Paano lumalangkoy,
00:22:34paano lumalangkoy ang mga talakitok?
00:22:38Alok,
00:22:39na practice niya yung curso niya.
00:22:41Di ba?
00:22:42Maganda,
00:22:43actually,
00:22:43mahirap nga yung mga yung kursong kinuha mo.
00:22:46Yes po.
00:22:46At saka,
00:22:47we need people like you.
00:22:48Di ba?
00:22:49To understand
00:22:50and to help us take care
00:22:52of our
00:22:54environment.
00:22:55Specifically,
00:22:56the seas.
00:22:58Kasi bibihira yung ganyan na yan ang kursong pinipili.
00:23:00Bakit nga ba,
00:23:01ito ang napili mong kurso?
00:23:03Hindi niya nga gusto yan.
00:23:04Na ano niya,
00:23:06wala siya,
00:23:06late na siya.
00:23:08Tapos,
00:23:10Ryan, likang.
00:23:15Not listening.
00:23:16Ang haba nung lecture na yun, ah.
00:23:19Ang haba nung lecture na yun,
00:23:20tungkol dun sa kurso niya.
00:23:22Not listening.
00:23:23Diyos kubong.
00:23:26Pausapin mo.
00:23:28Anong tawag sa...
00:23:29Jackie.
00:23:31Halita pa lang, ma'am.
00:23:32Wala pa, magtatalong pa lang.
00:23:33Hindi pa kapulit ko.
00:23:34Hindi pa tinapos yung tanong ko.
00:23:35Wala pa yung...
00:23:36Kasi simula pa lang,
00:23:37nalawayan mo na ako agad eh.
00:23:39Anong tawag pa lang,
00:23:40naman may naramdaman akong lamig dito sa liig ko sa kaliwa?
00:23:43Tumarsik sa'yo?
00:23:44Oo.
00:23:45Ay, kanina.
00:23:46Kasi usap ang isda eh.
00:23:49Ako, usabi mo siya naburo.
00:23:51Anong tawag ulit sa coles mo?
00:23:53Coles.
00:23:54Coles lo?
00:23:55Gusto ba?
00:23:56Hindi naman gulay isda nga.
00:23:58Ba't nagkaroon ng coles lo?
00:24:00Gulay yun.
00:24:02Ang coles lo, gulay.
00:24:04Hala ka, ito naman.
00:24:05Papasok dito yung sungot na pantaas diaper.
00:24:07Stop!
00:24:08Ba't ka naka-diaper sa dip-dip?
00:24:10Hindi ka-diaper yan.
00:24:12Diyos ko, ngayon lang ako nakik...
00:24:13Meron palang kimbis na pang babae.
00:24:16Diaper to eh.
00:24:17Hindi yan diaper.
00:24:19Corset yan.
00:24:20Anong corset dyan?
00:24:21Baka ka naka-diaper na gamit?
00:24:22Baka yung alaga mo, di mo din natin.
00:24:25Bago yan.
00:24:25Ano?
00:24:26Di mo din natin natin.
00:24:27Kala ko kaya niyan na.
00:24:29Kala ko responsible na...
00:24:31Diaper!
00:24:32Hindi yan!
00:24:34Maganda po man ng people, di ba?
00:24:36Maganda! Maganda!
00:24:38Oo, si Sir nakangangasi sa...
00:24:39Wow!
00:24:40Bakit?
00:24:41Ang mahalaga, mataas ang EQ mo.
00:24:43Eh eh eh.
00:24:44Dahil EQ, Daya po.
00:24:48Hindi ka matatanggal.
00:24:49Hindi ka masasab na lang.
00:24:50Bakit?
00:24:51Eh, damit mo palang joke na yun.
00:24:57Diyos ko.
00:24:58What's happening mo?
00:24:59Hi!
00:25:00Hello po!
00:25:01Ati Jackie.
00:25:02Nabalitaan namin.
00:25:03Pero desidido...
00:25:03Saan mo nabalitaan?
00:25:05Nasaan ibig patrolyan?
00:25:06Ano naman yung 24 oras?
00:25:07Hindi pala nabalitaan.
00:25:09Narinig ko kanina.
00:25:11Pero desidido ka na sa course na kinuha mo.
00:25:13Graduate na siya?
00:25:15Sub!
00:25:16Teddy!
00:25:18Go Terry boy!
00:25:21Diyos ko natin!
00:25:23Sining ha!
00:25:24Yun na lang gagawin niyo dyan.
00:25:26Nagtrabaho na nga siya sa Bureau of Fisheries
00:25:28kasi nakagraduate siya.
00:25:29Tintama ba? Nakagraduate ka?
00:25:30Yes po.
00:25:31What?
00:25:31Wala ko mali ako. Masasab ako.
00:25:33Hindi! Hindi ka masasab!
00:25:35Wala ko na!
00:25:36Okay!
00:25:37Usapin mo nga!
00:25:38Hi! Anong tawag sa ano yung isdanan na pilayan?
00:25:43Injured!
00:25:43Hindi!
00:25:44Ano?
00:25:45Fishpilay!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:49Happy!
00:25:51Pagaling mo!
00:25:52Once up!
00:25:53Ikaw ang sumalit mo!
00:25:54Makapaswiti ka pa sa contestant eh!
00:25:57Balik ka na rito!
00:25:59Maganda!
00:26:00Maganda ang kurso niya!
00:26:02Nag-graduate siya!
00:26:03Yes!
00:26:03Trabaho siya sa Bureau of Fisheries!
00:26:05Hanggang ngayon ba o hindi na?
00:26:07Actually po!
00:26:08From Bureau of Fisheries to Beauty Industry!
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:13Beauty Industry!
00:26:14Huwag ka masyadong gumagalap pag nangagat yung...
00:26:16Hindi!
00:26:17Hindi naman yan!
00:26:18Beauty!
00:26:20Paano mo lalokohin to?
00:26:21Hindi pero nakak...
00:26:22Pero sasaka nila sa kanya talaga ako bumilim.
00:26:25Bakit?
00:26:26Ang galing magpanggap!
00:26:28Hindi siya nagpapanggap!
00:26:30Totoo siya!
00:26:31May ulo ng ahas at may itlog ng dinosaur dito.
00:26:35May hindi!
00:26:36May itlog ng dinosaur oh!
00:26:38Hindi niya itlog yan!
00:26:39Hindi ba yan?
00:26:40Itlog yan!
00:26:40Diyan niya siya nagtatagumi saan.
00:26:42Baka mamaya, biglang malaglag na lang dito yung magkakyan ah!
00:26:44Tsaka ang dami nangyayari sa kanya!
00:26:46May pangil pa siya oh!
00:26:47Tignan mo!
00:26:48Ismail ka nga!
00:26:49Ang dami niyo naman nakikita!
00:26:50Patingin nga!
00:26:51Ayun!
00:26:52Oo!
00:26:53Tapos yung legs mo ang may stockings pero braso mo ang may run ha!
00:26:56Baka mabuking nga kasi kung ako anak ni Suma eh!
00:27:00Okay, sige dito na nga tayo kay number two!
00:27:02Number two!
00:27:03Mabugi!
00:27:04Wala bang hearing ngayon?
00:27:05Wala ba?
00:27:07Nagpasi muna ako, Meme!
00:27:09Bakit?
00:27:09Pa hearing!
00:27:11Kamukha ni Aimee!
00:27:16Aminin mo!
00:27:18Pag mukha miniloloko, nagpa-straight ka ngayon!
00:27:22Meme, nagpa-reband ka!
00:27:24May time ka pang magpa-reband!
00:27:25Dahil sa dami nang nangyayari sa senado ah!
00:27:28Diba?
00:27:28Iba plato pa ako!
00:27:29Di nyo maayos ang issue nyo ni Bongbong!
00:27:31Nayaayos mo yung buho mo!
00:27:34Oh!
00:27:35Mukhang...
00:27:36Mukhang permanente kong masasapa!
00:27:38Wag! Wag!
00:27:39Hindi ka masasap!
00:27:41So pag wala po ako,
00:27:42kasi mga people mukhang lasapa ko!
00:27:46Unavictable ka!
00:27:47Unavictable!
00:27:48Unavictable!
00:27:48Ano naman talaga?
00:27:50Anong tanong mo kayo?
00:27:51Kamusta po kayo?
00:27:54Ano mo pinakakabalahan nyo?
00:27:56Currently po Kuya Jong,
00:27:58nagtatrabaho po ko as customer service representative po sa isang BPO company sa Ortigas po.
00:28:03Ang dami niya kinagawa!
00:28:05Nag-senado, nag-BBPO!
00:28:07Nakuha mo pang mag-podcast!
00:28:08Di ba huli in-interview eh!
00:28:09Ito mo si Jopay!
00:28:11Jopay huli mong in-interview eh!
00:28:13Di ba yung issue nila ni Rochelle?
00:28:15In-interview mo po to?
00:28:16Sa dami nang nangyayari sa senado, nag-interview ka pa ng showbiz ha?
00:28:20Ganyan eh!
00:28:22Ang mukha lang!
00:28:24Si Jopay, di ba?
00:28:26Jopay yung mukha,
00:28:27pero yung katawan, buong sex bum, di ba?
00:28:31BPO ka?
00:28:32Yes po!
00:28:33Ano ng position mo?
00:28:34Currently po, agent pa rin po ako, Meme.
00:28:37Agent?
00:28:38May mga iniimbestigahan ka?
00:28:40Meron, Meme.
00:28:42Iniimbestigahan ko rin kung saan ang galing to.
00:28:44Ganda.
00:28:45Anong mga gusto niyong malaman sa kanya?
00:28:48Mahirap ba ang pagiging agent?
00:28:50Di naman po, Meme.
00:28:51Kasi parang...
00:28:52Meme.
00:28:52Ay, sorry Kuya.
00:28:53Wala.
00:28:54Meme!
00:28:58Meme Jong, sorry.
00:29:00Bad guy.
00:29:01Kuya Jong, sorry.
00:29:02Di naman po.
00:29:03Kasi siguro mas mahirap po yung trabaho ng mga nasa supervisor na ano po.
00:29:08Kasi kami ang agent, papasok, gagawin yung trabaho na may process na sa suwi.
00:29:13Kumpara dun sa mga...
00:29:15Are you a normal agent o may position ka sa kumpanya?
00:29:18Wala po.
00:29:18Bali, sa akin po mas sabi kung madali niya sa amin kasi currently po nasa back office po yung...
00:29:23Ano ibig sabihin yung back office?
00:29:24Hindi po kami customer-centered.
00:29:26So, hindi po kami nag-a-assist ng customer.
00:29:29Kumbaga...
00:29:29Back office po, emails, mga ganun po.
00:29:32Wag kang gumagano.
00:29:33Nakala mo talaga naiintindihan mo yung usapan na.
00:29:35Gano'n siya ng gano'n.
00:29:37Baka naman nakikinig talaga na.
00:29:39Ako, hindi ko naiintindihan din.
00:29:41Wag kang mag-alala.
00:29:41Hindi.
00:29:42Hindi siya yung gumagano'n na niya.
00:29:44Yung mga alagahan niya.
00:29:45Ah, may sinasabi.
00:29:46May sinasabi kasi tagal pa ba ba?
00:29:49Kauisip ko siya kanino, Meme.
00:29:51May ari pala siya ng gym.
00:29:53Gym?
00:29:53Ito yung mga dumbbell yan.
00:29:55Ano ka ba?
00:29:56Alaki ng headphones mo.
00:29:58Electric pa niya.
00:29:59Alaki ng headphones.
00:30:00Ako, may tanong ako.
00:30:02Doon sa mga customer service,
00:30:04hindi ka nagano'y mga English-English, yung mga ganyan?
00:30:06Hindi po.
00:30:07Hindi po kami yung sumasagot sa mga phones.
00:30:09Puro mga email-email lang talaga.
00:30:11Mas madali siguro yun kasi email-email lang.
00:30:13Siguro pigya ko na lang po kayo.
00:30:14Tapakayabang mo naman.
00:30:15Hindi para sa lahat, madali yung email-email, ha?
00:30:18Hindi kasi maahirap kasi yung English.
00:30:20Yung nanay ko hindi nakakapag-email.
00:30:22Bakit?
00:30:22O sige na ako din.
00:30:25Hindi, nakapag-email ka pero malayo lang.
00:30:28Nakakapag-email ako pero kailangan may nagdidikta ako.
00:30:29Yun ang pindutin mo.
00:30:32Ganon.
00:30:32Ako isa lang kasi natatanggap kong ano eh.
00:30:35Ano?
00:30:37Email.
00:30:37Ano?
00:30:38Kasi one mail-a-day ako eh.
00:30:41One mail-a-day.
00:30:43One mail-a-day.
00:30:44One mail-a-day.
00:30:44Kaya isa lang natanggap ko.
00:30:46One mail-a-day.
00:30:46One mail-a-day.
00:30:46Kaya isa lang natanggap ko.
00:30:47One mail-a-day!
00:30:48One mail-a-day!
00:30:49Bum!
00:30:50Balik!
00:30:50Kasi okay!
00:30:51Okay!
00:30:53Sabi ko na eh!
00:30:54Let's talk!
00:30:55Let's mistake!
00:30:57Bakit naman ang ganda kaya ng joke niya?
00:30:59Ha?
00:30:59Ang ganda kaya ng joke na.
00:31:01Natawa ka ba?
00:31:02Uy!
00:31:02O diwale ka din! Natawa ka pa!
00:31:04Wale yun!
00:31:05Balik!
00:31:05Big ball!
00:31:06Abilis mo nang pangyayari!
00:31:08Hindi mo umiinit eh!
00:31:09Hindi mo umiinit na sa galagad?
00:31:11Wala pa siya!
00:31:12Mag-joke ka! Parang nawili ka na ah!
00:31:13Hindi!
00:31:14Hindi ako magsak sa salita eh!
00:31:17Ayaw maalas!
00:31:18Oy!
00:31:19Oy!
00:31:19Makanta yun!
00:31:19Makanta yun ah!
00:31:21Mag-stay pa siya!
00:31:22Naulog eh!
00:31:24O dito ka sa kitna!
00:31:25Mabaya mag-reklamo ka na naman sa kitna!
00:31:27Hindi ako mag-init ako!
00:31:28Ayaw!
00:31:30Ayaw!
00:31:32Ayaw!
00:31:33Ayaw!
00:31:33Pwede na!
00:31:34Kaya kung ano-ano nalang issue ng mga tao ko?
00:31:37Wala! Kung ano-ano issue?
00:31:37Gumagawa akin ng issue!
00:31:38Saplang ka dito!
00:31:39Saplang ka dito!
00:31:41Saplang ka dito!
00:31:41Saplang ka dito!
00:31:42Saplang ka dito!
00:31:43Saplang ka dito!
00:31:44Saplang ka dito!
00:31:45Dito ka!
00:31:47Dito ka!
00:31:48Dito ka!
00:31:49Tignan mo pati siya at gitnang gitna!
00:31:51Uwi na!
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Okay!
00:31:53Dito tayo kay number three!
00:31:55Hello po!
00:31:56Ano nga ang problema niya ni Rochelle?
00:31:59Wala naman po kami problema talaga!
00:32:01Wala!
00:32:01Gumagawa lang sila ng issue!
00:32:03Sino?
00:32:03Saka hindi mo naman talaga ako si Jopay!
00:32:06Sino ka ba?
00:32:07Sino ka ba?
00:32:07Hindi ko rin po alam!
00:32:08Sa'yo kumanta ng Jopay!
00:32:09Sino ba yun?
00:32:10Guess natin kanina!
00:32:11Kanina guess natin!
00:32:13Mayonnaise!
00:32:14Mayonnaise!
00:32:14O tamo!
00:32:15Echusera to si Lisa!
00:32:16Tinatanong ko sabi ko, sino ba ang guess natin?
00:32:18Sabi niya sandwich!
00:32:20Mayonnaise yung guess natin!
00:32:22Mayonnaise!
00:32:23Alaman niyo!
00:32:23Sabi niya talaga!
00:32:24O Lisa!
00:32:24Sabi mo ang guess natin sandwich!
00:32:27Amo ginawa mong palaman?
00:32:29Magkaiba yun!
00:32:30Sabi sabi!
00:32:31Huwag nang papasukin niya si Lisa ha!
00:32:35Baka kasi...
00:32:36Saka nabugutog na siya!
00:32:37Kasi mayonnaise yung...
00:32:38Magresearch pa ako ito kong sa sandwich!
00:32:39Sabi ko baka umabot ako sa opening
00:32:41para may alam ako sa sandwich!
00:32:42Nagresearch pa ako ito!
00:32:43Mayonnaise pala yung guess!
00:32:45Magkaiba yun!
00:32:46Ibang banda yun!
00:32:47Si Raymond Marasigan yung sandwich!
00:32:49Tamo naguluhan kami dahil sa sinabi mo!
00:32:51Pasan sana po kayo!
00:32:52Naguguluhan din naman ako eh!
00:32:54So anong pinagkakaabalahan mo?
00:32:56Ngayon po ako po ay nagtuturo pa rin po
00:32:58sa public school po!
00:32:59Ah talaga!
00:33:00Anong tinuturo mo?
00:33:01Alam mo ka ng Anaconda?
00:33:02Ganyan!
00:33:03Hindi na mo po!
00:33:04Ah po!
00:33:05Nagtuturo mo!
00:33:06Yes po!
00:33:07Diyos ko!
00:33:07Seryoso po!
00:33:10Wag mo na tanong!
00:33:13De una sa lahat!
00:33:14Bakit ganyan ba yung week po?
00:33:16May swerte ba yan?
00:33:17Kasi kanina po!
00:33:17Teacher ka!
00:33:18Bati ka nagpaturo sa magagawa ng buhok man!
00:33:22Kanina po kasi na may naayos namin!
00:33:23Oh my God!
00:33:25Bakit?
00:33:25Ulo nang mag-aaral yun!
00:33:27Hindi po!
00:33:28Talaga yung mga esadyante niya dito!
00:33:30Bawal po yun!
00:33:31Pwede ba ano?
00:33:32Pwede pahawak lang!
00:33:33Ah sige po!
00:33:34Mabait po siya!
00:33:35Malangbot pala siya!
00:33:36May paa sa loob ah!
00:33:37Oo!
00:33:37Mabait yan!
00:33:38Ang kapal!
00:33:39Ang kapal!
00:33:40Hindi ka nagtitrim?
00:33:41Hindi!
00:33:45Kapal na dyan!
00:33:45Trim mo na yan!
00:33:47Baka mahaba lang yan!
00:33:48Trim mo na yan!
00:33:49Nakakabara sa banyo yung mga ganyan!
00:33:51Ni Rollo!
00:33:52Ano ba yung peg mo?
00:33:53Mahaba po!
00:33:54Kasi kanina yung wigang gandito!
00:33:56Eh siniram ko lang po!
00:33:57Hindi ko siya magupi!
00:33:58Ni Rollo ko na lang!
00:34:00Ikaw tutoan yan?
00:34:01Oo po ako po!
00:34:02Para wala na pong sisihan ako po talaga!
00:34:03Teacher ka naman!
00:34:04Ba't di ka tuminginang tulong sa mga PTA members!
00:34:06Mga ganyan!
00:34:07Ang tari niya tumawal!
00:34:09Diba anak?
00:34:13May pangil talaga siya!
00:34:15Luminipat ka sa gabi!
00:34:16Ano ang problema ba sa pangil niya?
00:34:18Lisan po!
00:34:18Hindi ang cute kasi anong pangil niya!
00:34:20Di ba yung may ganyan na yun pinapalagay talaga ngayon?
00:34:22May pangil ka din naman!
00:34:24Wala!
00:34:24May amoy lang pero may pangil!
00:34:26Wala!
00:34:27Kasi si Ayon may pangil!
00:34:28Lapit na ako kayo nun!
00:34:30Nagpapangil talaga siya!
00:34:31O style na ngayon yan!
00:34:32Kleft chin ba to?
00:34:33Opo!
00:34:33Kleft chin po talaga!
00:34:34Tara!
00:34:35Oo!
00:34:35Mula po nung pinangalak ako meron po talaga yan!
00:34:39Ito hindi ito eye bags yan!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:41Siguro po na mong concealer!
00:34:43Oo!
00:34:43Alam mo ba ang kaibahan ng eye bags at saka black eye?
00:34:46Pag alam ko po!
00:34:48Alam mo?
00:34:49Yes po!
00:34:49Bakit?
00:34:50Wala!
00:34:50Baka hindi niya alam!
00:34:51Papaalam ko sa kanya!
00:34:51Pag lapik ko na ako sa kanya!
00:34:53Wah!
00:34:54Eto black eye to!
00:34:56Black eye bags yan!
00:34:57Eto eye bags!
00:34:59Pero anong subject ulit yung tinuturo?
00:35:00Ano po?
00:35:01Nagtuturo ko?
00:35:01Uy!
00:35:01Magjuke!
00:35:02Anong tinapakabalik si Jume?
00:35:03Hindi!
00:35:04Saka ano siya diba?
00:35:06Anong tawag doon?
00:35:07Freelance?
00:35:07Ano ka?
00:35:08Ano yun?
00:35:09Freelance sa pagayos ng mga bulaklak?
00:35:11Yes mo, Flores din po ako!
00:35:12Pagka yung freelance, ano yan?
00:35:14Libre yung lunch nyo?
00:35:15Ah!
00:35:15Freelance po!
00:35:16Hindi po free lunch!
00:35:17Freelance!
00:35:18Freelance!
00:35:18Freelance!
00:35:20Saat ba sinabi nyo?
00:35:21Kali mo mag-joke na ako!
00:35:23Freelance!
00:35:24Bakit yun?
00:35:25Diyos ko naman!
00:35:26Ayan!
00:35:27Gilid ka ulit!
00:35:28Bale!
00:35:29Bale!
00:35:29Makaikot yan!
00:35:30Makaikot!
00:35:31Baka balik ka rin!
00:35:34Good job, Teddy!
00:35:35Ano mo kung ano yung galing yung Freelance ni Teddy?
00:35:37Oo, saan?
00:35:38Dito!
00:35:38Joke niya!
00:35:40Paniwala ka din kasi dito eh!
00:35:41Sorry na!
00:35:42Gusto mo na makapag-joke!
00:35:43Kasi pinitawan mo yung crushes paghanga
00:35:44o yung pang madulas eh!
00:35:45Hindi na yung magkakasama!
00:35:46Pero teacher ka!
00:35:48Grade 8 po ang tinuturoan ko po ngayon!
00:35:50Kapasalamat tayo dun sa eskwela ka nyo!
00:35:52Ako I am really grateful to the schools
00:35:55na pinapayagan yung kanilang mga guro!
00:35:57Yes po!
00:35:57Mga queer teachers
00:35:59na maging malayang mag-explore
00:36:01at magpakita dito
00:36:04to even allow them to show up!
00:36:06Diba?
00:36:07To occasions like this!
00:36:09Diba?
00:36:09Iba!
00:36:10Iba yung...
00:36:11Anong pangalan ng school?
00:36:12Dr. Juan Olasco High School po!
00:36:15Alma Mater ko din po yun, Meme!
00:36:17Saan yan?
00:36:17Sa Maynila yan?
00:36:18Sa Tondo po!
00:36:18Alam ko yan!
00:36:19Nakalaban na ako ng contest dyan dati!
00:36:21Ah ano po?
00:36:22Sa pre-till po!
00:36:23Kay Mama Johnny yata kayo lumaban dati!
00:36:25Di na na!
00:36:26Lumaban ako dyan ng...
00:36:26Sa May Pride Salon!
00:36:27Jingle writing contest!
00:36:28District...
00:36:29Ano nakakatawa dun?
00:36:32Totoo yun!
00:36:33Hindi!
00:36:34Akala ko mo Miss Gay!
00:36:35Hindi!
00:36:36Jingle writing contest!
00:36:37Sa school!
00:36:38Doon sa Blasco!
00:36:39Para yung district level dun ginawa dati!
00:36:41From Calderon po kayo noon!
00:36:43Ha?
00:36:43Calderon!
00:36:44Sa Barrio Obrero Elementary School!
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:46Calderon ako ano!
00:36:47Grade 1 hanggang grade 3!
00:36:49Siya Alma Mater niya!
00:36:50Opo!
00:36:51Doon po ako nag-aaral!
00:36:52Then...
00:36:53Mas pili ko po na doon rin po ako mailagay!
00:36:55Actually, inhintay ko po yung 3 years!
00:36:57Nilalagay po ko sa ibang school!
00:36:58Pero mas gusto ko po na mag-serve sa Alma Mater ko po kasi...
00:37:02Bakit laging Alma Mater?
00:37:03Ba't walang Alma Father?
00:37:04Ah!
00:37:04Yung Alma Mater po kasi yung nagtatanong...
00:37:06Di mater yung Alma...
00:37:07Di mater!
00:37:08Di mater!
00:37:09Ami Perez!
00:37:09Hanggang!
00:37:11Pero I actually like that!
00:37:13Ang wiki kaya!
00:37:15Diba?
00:37:15Yes! I like it!
00:37:16Kapag tinanong natin yun eh!
00:37:18Diba?
00:37:18Bakit laging may Alma Mater?
00:37:20Bakit walang Alma Fatter?
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:24I like it!
00:37:26Sana hindi mo dinipin!
00:37:27Talikin na ako, Perez!
00:37:31Parang kinabahan ako ah!
00:37:33Parang mas kinabahan ako dun!
00:37:34Magkat nabalas ko dun ngayon dito!
00:37:36Si Chiang Abi ang nagpatawa kay Jose Rizal dati sa joke ko!
00:37:40Ay, grabe siya!
00:37:41Nakaputan ni Chiang Abi yun!
00:37:42Grabe siya!
00:37:43Di ba?
00:37:43Grabe siya!
00:37:45Pero ang totong Jose Rizal sa atin,
00:37:47si Bong Navarro!
00:37:48Bakit?
00:37:50Siya si Gout Jose Rizal!
00:37:52Uy, wala akong gout!
00:37:53Wala!
00:37:54Wala! Mamatay!
00:37:55Wait, men! Oo!
00:37:56Nag-uusapan nila!
00:37:58Sakit ah!
00:37:58Di na namamaga ang mga paa!
00:38:00Hindi gout siya!
00:38:02Hindi ano?
00:38:03Hindi gout siya!
00:38:04Oo, iba yun!
00:38:06Ano tinuturo mo sa subject?
00:38:08Science po, grade 8 po!
00:38:11Anong branch ng science ang tinuturo sa grade 8?
00:38:14Before kasi may mga di ba nung time natin, pagka grade 7,
00:38:17ah, pag first year ka, general science, then second year, biology, chemistry, then physics.
00:38:23Ngayon po, sa isang grading po, lahat po ng field ituturo mo na.
00:38:27May chemistry, may physics, may bio.
00:38:29Sa grade 8?
00:38:30Yes po!
00:38:30Ganun na po ngayon.
00:38:31Ganun ka dami sa isang grade?
00:38:32Yes po!
00:38:33Iba't ibang term.
00:38:34Ngayon po, 3 terms na po tayo.
00:38:36So, hindi na po tayo yung katulad dati na first, second, third, and fourth grading.
00:38:40So, we only have 3 terms ngayon.
00:38:41Like po ng first term, nagturo po kami ng biology.
00:38:45So, nandun po yung digestive system.
00:38:47Yung mga, ang tawag dito, yung mga parts of the plants.
00:38:51And then, ngayon naman po, nagtuturo kami ng konting chemistry.
00:38:54So, from light po, pataas po ng pataas yung level of understanding ng mga bata dun sa subject po.
00:39:01Maganda yun.
00:39:02Parang nare-refresh po sila ulit sa mga napag-aralan nila dati.
00:39:05And yung spiral curriculum kung tawagin po.
00:39:08Hindi ko alam kung effective yun eh.
00:39:10Sa isang school year, lahat tinuturo.
00:39:13Tama ba?
00:39:14Opo.
00:39:15Kasi nung panahon namin,
00:39:19isang year biology,
00:39:21isang year chemistry,
00:39:22isang year physics.
00:39:24Kaya nung panahon, unawang-unawa mo,
00:39:26kasi isang buong school year yun lang ang pinuusapan.
00:39:29Parang kahit sa history,
00:39:30may isang year na Philippine history lang.
00:39:33May isang year Asian history.
00:39:35May isang year world history.
00:39:36Yes po.
00:39:37So, tutok na tutok ka dun sa ano.
00:39:39Pero may ibang bata ngayon,
00:39:40as low as grade 2 or 3,
00:39:44alala ko nun si Seya,
00:39:45may subject ng biology.
00:39:46Nag-grabe advance, no?
00:39:48Kaya rin po ang ginawa nila.
00:39:50Pero ang ganda ng speaking voice mo, no?
00:39:52Mukhang maganda ka talagang instructor.
00:39:54Masa...
00:39:54Di ba may instructor na masa napakinggan?
00:39:57Ganon.
00:39:59Papakinggan mo talaga.
00:39:59Nako, nakakalamang ha!
00:40:00Merong isang teacher dito.
00:40:02Tignan natin kung mauunahan nyo sa pindutan yung teacher.
00:40:05Number one, presser buzzer.
00:40:07Number two.
00:40:09Number three.
00:40:12Kawai sa kanan.
00:40:22Okay, makinig.
00:40:23Ano ang adverb
00:40:26sa pangungusap na
00:40:28she sings beautifully every morning?
00:40:31Number three.
00:40:32Wag ba akong iniirapan,
00:40:33nag-ho-host lang ako ng baay sa kanan.
00:40:35Sige, teacher yan!
00:40:36Teacher natin yan eh!
00:40:38Nakita ko.
00:40:38Pagpindod sabi-sabi sa akin.
00:40:41Oh, nagulat na rata.
00:40:42Confident lang siya.
00:40:43Nagulat na kasi mong sagotin mo.
00:40:44Go!
00:40:45Confident lang.
00:40:46Nagtakot naman ako kay Meme.
00:40:48I believe...
00:40:49Ito po ay adverb.
00:40:51I believe...
00:40:52Ito po ay nasa
00:40:53she sings beautifully every morning.
00:40:58I believe ang adverb dito ay...
00:41:02I believe ang adverb na bumubuo dito sa sentence na ito ay...
00:41:07Sings.
00:41:08And I...
00:41:10Sings is...
00:41:11Likwak ka naan!
00:41:14Anong adverb sa pangungusap na she sings beautifully every morning?
00:41:21Sige, magkawayan kayo aga magkita kayong dalawa.
00:41:23Number one.
00:41:24I believe...
00:41:26I believe...
00:41:26Na hindi ko alam ang sagot.
00:41:28I believe...
00:41:30Pumindot lang ako kasi...
00:41:33Hindi ko talaga alam ang sagot.
00:41:35And I believe...
00:41:37Huhulaan ko lang to.
00:41:38And my answer is...
00:41:42Beautifully.
00:41:43And I...
00:41:44Beautifully is...
00:41:46Tumpa ka naan!
00:41:48Tumpa ka naan!
00:41:48Pasa ka naan sa next round!
00:41:49Ganyan ay number one.
00:41:51Hinula ka naan.
00:41:51Kali na mahula yun?
00:41:53She sings beautifully every morning.
00:41:54She is a noun.
00:41:56Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:56Ang verb yung sings.
00:41:58Diba? Beautifully adverb.
00:42:00Pag tinanggal mo yung Lee, kung beautiful lang yun, adjective yun.
00:42:04Pero dahil may Lee, adverb siya.
00:42:06Naintindihan na ni Ma.
00:42:07Okay.
00:42:08Nalito lang.
00:42:09Two and three!
00:42:10Kaway sa kanan!
00:42:15Ano?
00:42:17Galit siya.
00:42:18Nakaganon.
00:42:20Ano?
00:42:20Diba yung tayo mo, mama?
00:42:21Mukhang mananakit na nung...
00:42:22Sabi tayo ni Ma, mo?
00:42:24Sabi niya talaga ganon.
00:42:26Diba yung tayo niya, yung ganyan, no?
00:42:27Mukhang madumi yung CR, eh.
00:42:30Diba pag madumi yung CR, ganyan yung tayo mo?
00:42:32May gautimala kasi, ma.
00:42:34Ay, may gautimala talaga.
00:42:36O, isa siyang fairy gaut mother.
00:42:38Yes.
00:42:39O, eto ang tanong.
00:42:40Ano ang tawag
00:42:41sa speech na nagbibigay ng tribute
00:42:44sa isang taong 3?
00:42:47I believe ito po ay speech na nagbibigay ng tribute
00:42:49sa isang taong nawala.
00:42:51Ito po ay binibigay upang ibigay po
00:42:53ang kanyang mga magagandang ginawa dito sa mundong ibabaw.
00:42:56At dito po natin siya...
00:42:57I believe dito natin siya inaalala.
00:42:59And I believe ito po ay eulogy.
00:43:01And I thank you.
00:43:03Eulogy is ligwakanern.
00:43:06Hindi pa tapos, eh.
00:43:07Ano ang tawag sa speech na nagbibigay ng tribute sa isang taong nawala
00:43:10pero bumalik?
00:43:11Yun.
00:43:13Naligaw lang pala.
00:43:15I believe.
00:43:15Makakairap ka sa...
00:43:16Boy, way.
00:43:17You lost the chance.
00:43:18Number two.
00:43:19Number two.
00:43:20Yes, I mean.
00:43:21I believe.
00:43:22No, ang sasabihin mo.
00:43:23Your honor.
00:43:24I believe.
00:43:25No, hindi ka sasabihin mo.
00:43:26Mr. Witness.
00:43:28Mr. Witness.
00:43:30Tama ba?
00:43:31Tama ba?
00:43:32Tama ba?
00:43:33Nang vice president...
00:43:34Nang vice president...
00:43:34Ay, magandang kalaking...
00:43:35Tama ba?
00:43:36Baka tinako ba kalabat?
00:43:39Okay.
00:43:39Your honor.
00:43:40Your honor tuloy.
00:43:41I believe...
00:43:42Ito ay binibigay na mensahe.
00:43:45I believe...
00:43:46Gagawin ko ito mamaya.
00:43:47I believe...
00:43:50Galeng.
00:43:52Ito ay...
00:43:54Bumalik, di ba mami?
00:43:56Eulogy, the return.
00:44:00Eulogy, the return.
00:44:01Eulogy, the return.
00:44:01Bas gusto ko yun.
00:44:03Bas gusto ko yun.
00:44:04Ito tayo.
00:44:05Ito tayo, no?
00:44:06Bas maganda tayo.
00:44:07Eulogy, the return.
00:44:09Ito tayo, the return is...
00:44:10Tumpakanar.
00:44:11Wala ka sa wit lang eh.
00:44:12Ha?
00:44:13Ha?
00:44:13Sawit lang pa yun.
00:44:15Sa wit lang?
00:44:15E di saan na lumabalak ko.
00:44:16You balik sakin, oh.
00:44:18Eulogy.
00:44:19Eulogy, bumalik.
00:44:20Go.
00:44:22Eulogy, go.
00:44:23Eulogy, go.
00:44:23You, you, you, you, Alice.
00:44:24Eulogy.
00:44:25Eulogy, go.
00:44:26Eulogy, go.
00:44:27Eulogy, go.
00:44:27Eulogy, go.
00:44:29Eulogy, go.
00:44:30Ang tanong?
00:44:31Bumalik.
00:44:32Bumalik eh, oh.
00:44:33Bumalik.
00:44:34Ano ba bumalik?
00:44:35Alam pa bumalik.
00:44:36Third.
00:44:36You balik.
00:44:37You alis.
00:44:39The answer is eulogy.
00:44:41But, you alis.
00:44:43You alis.
00:44:44Me tama.
00:44:46Yulogy go.
00:44:48Me tama.
00:44:50You mali.
00:44:51You uwi.
00:44:52Me pala.
00:44:55Eulogy go.
00:44:57You bigil.
00:44:59You high blood.
00:45:00Ligo.
00:45:00You only eulogy.
00:45:04Eulogy.
00:45:04Stop it.
00:45:05What's up?
00:45:07What's up?
00:45:07The truth is,
00:45:09What's the name of speech
00:45:11that gives tribute to a person who died?
00:45:15But, he's back.
00:45:17Eulogy go.
00:45:19Eulogy go.
00:45:22Eulogy go.
00:45:23Eulogy is...
00:45:24Tumpa ka na!
00:45:25We're number three.
00:45:28Bong Jo, we love you.
00:45:29But, you're listening to the lot.
00:45:31I believe I'm not going to be in round two.
00:45:35Being here and having this opportunity is already a win for me.
00:45:40Babalik na lang muna ako sa Senado.
00:45:42Pero, ibabalala ko sa inyo na ang pangarap,
00:45:46hindi dapat sinusukuan by your honor.
00:45:48Are you no?
00:45:50Go!
00:45:51Yes!
00:45:52You go!
00:45:53Maraming salamat candidate number two, Anjik Rose.
00:45:56Makakatanggap ka pa rin ng 5,000 pesos.
00:45:59Welcome back to...
00:46:01Miss Cuban Day Reina Talagira 2026!
00:46:04Expectation versus reality.
00:46:06Silang husga sa talak na quality.
00:46:08Our dear brothers, OPM Showbiz Royalty.
00:46:10Binibining kurba, Carhil.
00:46:14BBB Colab.
00:46:15Kapamila big winner, Brer Manalo.
00:46:19And pinibining on point, Nicole Cordobes.
00:46:24Y2K siya ngayon, no?
00:46:25Ang ganda!
00:46:26Pwede na sunboxing ang kanilang extraordinary thinking dito sa We Love!
00:46:33At simulan natin kay candidate number one, Jaycee Ivale.
00:46:44Jaycee Ivale.
00:46:46Ganda, ang ganda ng gaon.
00:46:49May amoy lang.
00:46:53Ayan.
00:46:55Ivale, tama ba ang big cast namin?
00:46:56Yes, mime.
00:46:57O, kasi kung ito naging artista, ganun?
00:47:00Ibael yan.
00:47:01Ibael?
00:47:02Jaycee Ivale.
00:47:03May mga ganun pangalang artista eh.
00:47:05Yung pag naging artista,
00:47:06May iba yung big cast dun sa para may dating, di ba?
00:47:10Ivale.
00:47:11Jaycee Ivale.
00:47:12Okay, how old are you?
00:47:13I'm 28 years old.
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:16Ganda.
00:47:16Modela.
00:47:17Tapos...
00:47:18Flat-chested, di ba?
00:47:20Ipang sausawa ng suka.
00:47:21Correct.
00:47:22Grabe.
00:47:23Colorbone.
00:47:24Yung flat-chested.
00:47:25Nakakamodela yung ano.
00:47:27Kasi nung panahon namin,
00:47:28ang uso talaga yung as in voluptuous,
00:47:30yung malalaki.
00:47:31Ngayon, hindi na masyado.
00:47:32Modelo talaga.
00:47:33Yung ipakonti lang ang gusto nila.
00:47:36Halos wala.
00:47:37Tapat lang.
00:47:38Nakakamodela, ne?
00:47:39Yes, ma'am.
00:47:40Ganda.
00:47:40Alright.
00:47:41Ryan!
00:47:42Pasok!
00:47:43Uy, solo ah!
00:47:45Grabe yung hataw!
00:47:47Hey!
00:47:49Bang!
00:47:52Bang!
00:47:54Bang!
00:47:55Bang!
00:47:55Bang!
00:47:56Bang!
00:47:56Bang!
00:47:57Bang!
00:47:58Oh, so cute.
00:48:00Yeah.
00:48:00Thank you, mommy.
00:48:01You're so cute.
00:48:02The future ambassador.
00:48:04Oh!
00:48:04Ay, oo, the best siya.
00:48:05Nakaamba lang.
00:48:07Amba?
00:48:08Nakaamba lang?
00:48:10Joke?
00:48:12Anong tawak?
00:48:13Anong tawak?
00:48:13Ba't ayun mong pakipagkentuhan?
00:48:14Gusto mo bumelo ka na agad sa...
00:48:16Baka magkalimutan ko yung nagmemorize kasi ako.
00:48:19Ah, okay.
00:48:20See this, see this.
00:48:21Oh, yan tuloy na.
00:48:22Wala sa isip ko.
00:48:25Ah!
00:48:26O, nabalik na, nabalik na.
00:48:28Anong tawak?
00:48:30Sa pakain na hindi nagigising sa alam.
00:48:36Alam.
00:48:36Alarm.
00:48:38Alarm.
00:48:39Alarm.
00:48:40Alarm.
00:48:41Anong tawak?
00:48:42Sa pakain na hindi nagigising sa alam.
00:48:48Pagkain ba yung ulam?
00:48:49Ano ba?
00:48:50Alam.
00:48:51Alarm.
00:48:52Alarm.
00:48:54Anong tawak?
00:48:55Sa pakain na hindi nagigising sa...
00:48:58Clark.
00:49:00Clark?
00:49:01Clark?
00:49:02Ngayon naman naka-R.
00:49:04Naging Clark.
00:49:05Clark.
00:49:05Clark?
00:49:07Clark.
00:49:09Alarm.
00:49:09Clark.
00:49:10Alarm.
00:49:11Clark.
00:49:13Ano daw pagkain ang hindi nagigising sa alarm?
00:49:23Ano?
00:49:24Eddie.
00:49:26Eddie.
00:49:27Leighton.
00:49:31Leighton.
00:49:34Tadali lang, tadali lang.
00:49:36Kinausap mo, no?
00:49:37Hindi.
00:49:38Ibi-dreathing, eh.
00:49:39Nayong ko lang sila nakita.
00:49:42Grabe yung iyawan.
00:49:43Nakita-kita.
00:49:45Nakita ko.
00:49:46Ang aga mo rito kanina.
00:49:47Kinausap mo, no?
00:49:49Kala ko siya yung jester kanina.
00:49:50Madalang people.
00:49:52Eddie.
00:49:53Leighton.
00:49:55O?
00:49:56Tawak tayo ko yun.
00:49:57Madalang people.
00:49:58Ang saya nila dun, no?
00:50:02Sige, ganyan kayo.
00:50:04Oy.
00:50:04Yung huling ano dito, nalaglag dun.
00:50:07Ano ko.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:09JC, bunot ka na.
00:50:18Ang tanong.
00:50:20Kung sa relasyon hindi mo nakikita ang red flags,
00:50:24colorblind ka ba?
00:50:26Kung sa relasyon hindi mo nakikita ang red flags,
00:50:29colorblind ka ba?
00:50:30Sagot.
00:50:31I believe,
00:50:33kung hindi ko daw po ba nakikita ang red flags sa aming relasyon,
00:50:39colorblind ba ako?
00:50:41Siyempre hindi.
00:50:42Kung gusto mo ng isang tao,
00:50:45kahit red flag na yan,
00:50:48hindi mo siya,
00:50:49hindi mo siya ano?
00:50:51Hindi mo siya ano?
00:50:52Diba?
00:50:53Hindi mo na alam.
00:50:55Kasi napulag ka na sa red flag.
00:51:00Paano mo makikita ang red flag?
00:51:02Kung hindi mo nakikita.
00:51:05Ano?
00:51:06Diba?
00:51:07Ano?
00:51:08Kaya tatandaan nyo guys,
00:51:10hindi ka colorblind.
00:51:11Ano?
00:51:12Gusto mo lang talaga ng red flag.
00:51:14And I thank you.
00:51:20Gusto ko yung dulo,
00:51:21hindi ka red flag,
00:51:22gusto mo lang talaga,
00:51:23ay hindi ka colorblind,
00:51:24gusto mo lang talaga ng red flag.
00:51:26Diba may mga taong alam naman nilang red flag,
00:51:28pero,
00:51:29diba gusto nila yung bad boy,
00:51:31gusto nila yung medyo maharot,
00:51:34yung meron silang thinking na,
00:51:35ah, ako magpapabago dito.
00:51:37Yung ganyan.
00:51:38Dustuli na lang red.
00:51:39Pero,
00:51:40ano?
00:51:41Akala niya kasi,
00:51:42akala niya kasi,
00:51:43ito kasing segment na to,
00:51:44wait lang.
00:51:45Oo.
00:51:45Bakala niya, wait lang.
00:51:47Wait lang.
00:51:48Diba pinag-antay niya tayo.
00:51:49Kaya naman,
00:51:50ano?
00:51:51Pero galing.
00:51:52Lahat tayo naka ganun, no?
00:51:54Nagapag tayo lang.
00:51:55Pero magaling to ha,
00:51:56habang nag-iisip siya,
00:51:57inulit niya yung tanong mo,
00:51:58parang magpapag-isip pa siya uli eh.
00:51:59Inulit niya,
00:52:00at sa ending, siya pa rin ang nalito.
00:52:02Kaya naman,
00:52:02ano?
00:52:05Nag-i-stoplight ka dito ha,
00:52:07lahat ko na gumano niya.
00:52:08Ano?
00:52:09Okay.
00:52:11Thank you, Karina number one.
00:52:13Tawagin ba si Karina number three.
00:52:14Boj,
00:52:15Joey, Trinidad.
00:52:17Bukong masaya si number three ha.
00:52:20Hirap na hirap na maglakad,
00:52:21ang pingat pa rin.
00:52:23Yung ganun dapat to eh.
00:52:25Oo, oo.
00:52:25Sinusuot ba eh?
00:52:26Ayun!
00:52:26Top down siya, Mimi.
00:52:28Top down.
00:52:29Para masumagad.
00:52:30Oo, dapat ganyan!
00:52:32Ipa-reveal pa lang.
00:52:34Alam mo, makagamit mo,
00:52:35pag mga Chinese New Year,
00:52:37ito yung mga pinapasayaw natin.
00:52:39Oo.
00:52:40Dragon dance eh, no?
00:52:41Oo.
00:52:42Galaw, galaw, galaw!
00:52:43Hey!
00:52:44Hey!
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:46Hey!
00:52:47Hey!
00:52:47Hey!
00:52:49Hey!
00:52:50Hey!
00:52:52O, swerte yan!
00:52:54Oo!
00:52:54Swerte yan!
00:52:56May pa ganyan sila, Nicole,
00:52:57sa bahay nila pag New Year.
00:52:59Alay!
00:52:59Ang boke na to, Mimi,
00:53:00dragon dance paglabas,
00:53:02may cobra!
00:53:03Yes!
00:53:05Pero alam mo yung pag,
00:53:06maganda to pang eulogy, no?
00:53:09Na-return!
00:53:11Na-return!
00:53:12Na-return!
00:53:12Na-return!
00:53:13Okay!
00:53:14Banjoey!
00:53:15Ay, wala pa pala siya.
00:53:17Pasok Ryan!
00:53:18At singgat sana!
00:53:19Hey!
00:53:21Hey!
00:53:22Hey!
00:53:24Bang!
00:53:25Bang!
00:53:25Na-return!
00:53:26Baby!
00:53:28Ah!
00:53:29Alam mo,
00:53:30pumapayat ka na dahil sa kakakakanoon mo.
00:53:32Oo!
00:53:33Okay yan!
00:53:34Pag makikita mo,
00:53:34ang dami yung bakit ng bentosa dito.
00:53:38Joke!
00:53:39Anong tawag?
00:53:41Sa-
00:53:42Tawag!
00:53:44Patensya na.
00:53:46Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:53:47pahal!
00:53:50Ah!
00:53:51Anong tawag?
00:53:52Yan.
00:53:53Sa-
00:53:53tatlong patatas.
00:53:56May sagot si number one.
00:53:58Ano...
00:53:59Ano?
00:54:00Ha-ha-ha-ha
00:54:01Wait.
00:54:03Anong tawag sa...
00:54:05Tatlong patatas.
00:54:08Anong tawag
00:54:10sa tatlong patatas.
00:54:12a-
00:54:24Ano?
00:54:25Ano?
00:54:26Putrito?
00:54:27Malik, tatulo sila.
00:54:30Kaya nga, putrito.
00:54:32Hindi, malik.
00:54:34Ano?
00:54:37Edi,
00:54:38potato,
00:54:39Big and Joey.
00:54:4420, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.
00:54:52Sam!
00:54:53Swap!
00:54:55Swap!
00:54:57Swap!
00:55:00Putito, Big and Joey.
00:55:02Cute! That's cute.
00:55:03Bon Joey.
00:55:07Teacher ko yan!
00:55:09Teacher ko yan!
00:55:10Teacher mo?
00:55:12Opo.
00:55:13Pero graduate na po.
00:55:15Mag-graduate ko sila.
00:55:16Tapos naging friends mo sila.
00:55:18Opo.
00:55:18Kasama ko nakaprin po kasi silang mga rumarakit.
00:55:20Ang ganda naman ang relationship nyo.
00:55:22Okay, etong tanong.
00:55:24Diba, napagod lang si Jackie?
00:55:28Kumakbo pa?
00:55:29Sinasabi kasi pag nagsag yung diaper mo.
00:55:33Ang tanong,
00:55:34Bon Joey.
00:55:36Pwede mo bang takbuhin
00:55:37ang walking distance?
00:55:40Pwede mo bang takbuhin
00:55:42ang walking distance?
00:55:44Sagot.
00:55:45I believe, oo, oo.
00:55:47Pwede mong takbuhin
00:55:47ang walking distance.
00:55:49Walking distance yun,
00:55:50pero hindi naman sinabing bawal kang tumakbo.
00:55:52Eh, kung gusto mo mga madali yung gagawin mo,
00:55:55edi takbuhin mo na.
00:55:56Ba't mo may ihintayin?
00:55:58Diba?
00:55:58Binigay doon walking distance,
00:56:01pero walang nakalagay
00:56:02na bawal tumakbo.
00:56:04Kaya kahit walking distance siya,
00:56:06takbuhin mo
00:56:06para mas maraming distansya ka
00:56:09na mapuntahan
00:56:10ang kalaban natin sa mundo,
00:56:12oras.
00:56:13Kaya hanggat may magagawa tayo,
00:56:15gawin na natin.
00:56:16Kaya naman,
00:56:17kung walking distance lang yan,
00:56:19sinasolpo,
00:56:19takbuhin mo na.
00:56:21Parashoot ka.
00:56:22Pasok ka.
00:56:22Panalo ka.
00:56:24And I thank you.
00:56:27Thank you,
00:56:27candidate number three.
00:56:29Alamin na natin
00:56:29ng komento natin,
00:56:30mga jurado.
00:56:30Sipunin natin kay jurado,
00:56:31Brent Manalo.
00:56:34What's up, mad love people?
00:56:38Tito tayo kay candidate number one,
00:56:40JC Ivale.
00:56:42Ano, ah, JC?
00:56:43Ah, nilarumo kami.
00:56:45Ah, I like na,
00:56:46you didn't falter kahit
00:56:48medyo nawala ka na una,
00:56:49naglag ka.
00:56:50Ah, you really let your
00:56:51personality shine through,
00:56:53and kahit ahm,
00:56:54nawala ka nga,
00:56:55dinaan mo sa audience participation
00:56:56until you found your way back
00:56:58to the question,
00:56:59which is a good job.
00:57:00So, job well done.
00:57:02Thank you, Brent.
00:57:03Ngayon naman,
00:57:03pakinggan natin kung anong masasabi ni Kareel.
00:57:05What's up, mad love people?
00:57:07Hi!
00:57:09Teacher Bonjoey.
00:57:10Yun nga,
00:57:10nakakatuan ang dami mong fans.
00:57:12You are a science teacher.
00:57:13Um, it's a very good fight today.
00:57:17Kahit yung kanina sa isang round,
00:57:19pinaglaban mo talaga yung fight mo
00:57:20para mapunta ka dyan.
00:57:23Um, binigyan mo kami ng
00:57:24straightforward answer.
00:57:25May konting humps
00:57:27kasi inulit mo siya,
00:57:28but maybe as a teacher,
00:57:29you like to reiterate
00:57:30to prove your point.
00:57:32Na-connect mo siya sa oras,
00:57:34sa problema natin,
00:57:35as Filipinos who like to wait
00:57:37and not find the direction.
00:57:40So, you are very proactive.
00:57:42I like that about you.
00:57:43Congrats sa inyong dalawa.
00:57:44Thank you, Kay.
00:57:46Nicole Cordobes.
00:57:48Hello, madlam people.
00:57:49And hello, ladies.
00:57:53Jaycee Ibalik.
00:57:55Kanina parang naiwan mo yung kasabihan mo.
00:57:57At sa round naman ito,
00:57:59akala ko may iwan mo ang sagot mo.
00:58:01Kinabahan ako para sa'yo, girl.
00:58:03Pero, one thing's for sure,
00:58:04hindi ka nagpaiwan.
00:58:06It was really a Miss Q&A moment.
00:58:10It was really a Miss Q&A moment.
00:58:11Sobra tawa ko.
00:58:12Napatayo ako from my seat.
00:58:13And I feel like you really represent
00:58:15the new generation of Miss Q&A.
00:58:17Kasi diba,
00:58:18ang dami nakakamiss sa season 1 queens.
00:58:20But, ito yung flavor ngayon,
00:58:22yung Gen Z humor.
00:58:23Hindi mo alam kung saan nang galing na,
00:58:25kaninong panaginip ba to?
00:58:27At nasa panaginip namin ikaw, girl.
00:58:32At, I like how you wrapped up your answer
00:58:35na gusto mo lang talaga ng red flags.
00:58:37So, nabalance mo yung humor,
00:58:39wit, and yung wisdom na real talk din na yun.
00:58:42So, buong-buo yung sagot mo para sa'kin.
00:58:44Tumpak ka talaga doon.
00:58:46And kay Bon Joey Trinidad naman,
00:58:48I remember you.
00:58:49Hall of Famer ka.
00:58:51I remember all the crowns that you wore.
00:58:54I always felt like you're such a brilliant teacher.
00:58:57Like, your students are so lucky to have you.
00:58:59Kasi, like, kahit sa sagot mo yung wisdom na shinare mo,
00:59:03diba,
00:59:03na matutulungan mo talaga kami sa life.
00:59:06I like your life advice doon.
00:59:08And, I like na nakita ko rin yung humor and charm mo this season.
00:59:13Na, naaalala ko kasi lagi na,
00:59:15kinakabahan ka lagi before it's your turn.
00:59:18Like, yung hinga mo.
00:59:19And now, parang you came out of your shell
00:59:22and mas na-enjoy mo yung stage.
00:59:23So, I love that for you.
00:59:25Congratulations, Ceres, and good luck to the both of you.
00:59:27Thank you so much, Bini Mialoy.
00:59:31Ang bagets ko doon, mime.
00:59:32Bini Mialoy ka today.
00:59:35Maraming salamat sa ating mga kurados
00:59:36at good luck sa ating mga kandidata.
00:59:38At tatay lang Reina, talakera of the day,
00:59:40ay mag-uwi ng 15,000 pesos, sash at corona.
00:59:43Kaninang talak?
00:59:44Ang tumatak.
00:59:46Our Ms. Q1 Day Reina, talakera of the day,
00:59:49is candidate number...
01:00:02Number one, J.C. Bale! Congratulations!
01:00:07Thank you naman sa iyo, Magsalibong Joey Trinita,
01:00:09ang mga katanggungkarbala ng 10,000 pesos.
01:00:12Words of wisdom na tatatak?
01:00:14Dito nyo lang maahanap sa
01:00:15Ms. Q1 Day Reina Talakera 2026.
01:00:18Susunod na ang Laro-Laro Pigs
01:00:19ang magbaligyan ng our show.
01:00:20Our time!
01:00:21It's a showtime!
01:00:22Go, go!
01:00:24Galing na di mapipigilan!
01:00:26Go, go!
01:00:27Na yun na nga masusubukan!