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PRE-PLACEMENT TALKS!
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[standup comedy, India, jokes, MBA]

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00:00Campus pre-placement talks.
00:02You know, this is where companies come to campus
00:03to convince you to join them.
00:06Like, we need convincing.
00:09Like, we have to be like,
00:10Yeah, so, Goldman Sachs,
00:12where do you see yourself in five years?
00:15It's for smart people.
00:16Not for me.
00:17My placement strategy was the same as my Bumble strategy.
00:20Apply for everything.
00:25And if someone shows interest, you're like,
00:27I love you.
00:28I've always loved you.
00:30But no, even then, I had to go and attend those PPTs,
00:32sit through 50 slides of the company,
00:35explaining everything, starting from the history.
00:37They're like,
00:37Oh, Johnson & Johnson was started by two people.
00:41Johnson & Johnson.
00:44And we have to act excited, like,
00:46Wow!
00:48Can you imagine two Johnsons?

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