00:00Dude, I'm so sorry.
00:03Don't take this the wrong way, but did you do this for the insurance money?
00:07No, God, you sound like the police, the firemen, my parents, my therapist, and the insurance company.
00:15I'm a simple man.
00:16I wake up in the morning, put on one of my two pairs of pants, and go to work in
00:20a comic book store that's never made a dime.
00:22Except for the year I set it on fire and collected the insurance.