00:00Make noise for you for leaving your house tonight.
00:03Oh my god!
00:04You did it!
00:05Every woman in here can't wait to go home.
00:07Every woman, they're counting down the minutes till bedtime.
00:09Trust me, so am I, okay?
00:11This is my job.
00:12At least you guys are out having fun.
00:14This is a cubicle to me, okay?
00:17You laid your PJs out on your bed before you left the house, didn't you?
00:20And you laid it on your bed, all dramatic.
00:23You folded it like, mama's gotta laugh.
00:25I'll be right back, mama's gotta laugh.
00:26Where do the couples make the single people sleep?
00:30Did you hear those broken voices?
00:32I have slept on more bunk beds
00:36as an adult single woman
00:37than I ever have as a child.
00:40I'm a grown woman with self-respect
00:42and you want me to climb a little ladder?
00:46I have to parkour out of my bed every morning
00:49on my vacation.
00:50I'm just Spider-Man all over Palm Springs.
00:52I don't know, I did it.
00:53I got a man.
00:55I'm shocked, I got one.
00:56He's fresh off the lot.
00:58Used, but good condition, you know?
01:00When I went to his bathroom
01:01I saw all this Neutrogena for the first time.
01:03I was like,
01:04who is this moist king?
01:06I cannot lose him.
01:08He's so creamy, I love to rub him.
01:11I love...
01:12He's so silky smooth, I love rubbing him.
01:15I love this all.
01:26He's so creamy and careful,
01:29He's so creamy, I love this old man.
