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00:00At kasama natin ang finest crew for the Royal Talacan,
00:03our dear Rados, starring off OPM Showbiz Royalty,
00:06Binibining Kurba, Karel!
00:10BBB Coal, Kapamilya Pig winner, Brent Manalo!
00:16And binibining on point, our favorite judge, Nicole Cordobes!
00:23Tingnan kung sino ang best sa Talacfest, ito sa
00:25We Love!
00:30Ah, simulan natin kay candidate number two, Stacey Cruz Santilla.
00:34Ganda ng gaon ni Stacey.
00:37Thank you, Meme.
00:38Very Monique Luillier.
00:40Yes, Meme.
00:41Monique.
00:41Floral, floral.
00:42Very feminine.
00:43Eh, titok pala sa gitna, anak.
00:44Tag-ulan na.
00:46Tag-ulan dahil?
00:48Ano?
00:49Paya ayun siya natin.
00:52Tara yun, parang may kaliskis, no?
00:55Okay, wit lang, ha?
00:57Witi.
00:58Yes, Meme, lalaban.
01:00Oo, salbahihin mo yung tanong, ha?
01:02Yes.
01:02Okay.
01:03Eto, makarinig naman tayo ng mga salbahing joke.
01:06Eto na sila, nagpapractice pa, ha?
01:08Yes.
01:09Okay, Ryan Ryan Paso!
01:10Alam mo, mahal na mahal kayo ni Direk Janmol, no?
01:13Oo.
01:13Habang lang sasiwa kayo, yung shot ginaganong ganon, parang hindi halatang mali-mali.
01:17Thank you, Direk.
01:19Ginagalong yung shot, eh.
01:20Ah, tara, butol yung shot, no?
01:22Hindi naisiting mali-mali yung mga...
01:23Sumasayo din yung shot ni Direk.
01:25Yes.
01:26Siyempre mag-adjust sila.
01:29Sa inyo, pagod na pagod yung kameraman na to.
01:32Sa shot niyo.
01:34Okay, joke!
01:35Ay, ikaw muna, baby boy.
01:36Ako muna.
01:37Anong tawag sa hindi masyadong may sakit na sugat na inaalkoholhang...
01:45Ah, habang!
01:46Anong dos ko, Ryan?
01:47Inaalkoholhang?
01:48Ano?
01:48Ulitin mo.
01:51Anong tawag sa hindi masyadong may sakit na...
01:56Masakit?
01:57Hindi masyadong masakit?
01:58May singaw kasi ako, ma'am.
02:02Anong tawag sa hindi masyadong masakit na sugat na inaalkoholhang...
02:09Ano?
02:11Hinaalkohol?
02:12Oo, hindi naalkohol.
02:13Hindi namin sasaguti yan agad.
02:16Hindi mo nakatama.
02:17Ulit ulit ulit.
02:17Mami, patensyon na.
02:19Nakakansaitik.
02:21Anong tawag sa hindi masyadong masakit na sugat na inaalkoholhang?
02:31Inaalkoholhang?
02:31Sa pato sabihan, inaalkoholhang?
02:34Inaalkoholhang.
02:35Ah.
02:36Paano makuhulaan nyo na labu-labu naman?
02:38Lagahang yung alkohol eh, kaya alkoholhang.
02:41Anong tawag sa hindi masyadong masakit na sugat pag inaalkoholhang?
02:48Masagay mo.
02:51Ano?
02:53Ano?
02:54Edy,
02:56half the...
02:58Half the...
03:00Half the...
03:03Half the...
03:05Mas nakakatawa yung...
03:06Mas nakakatawa yung tanong kaysa sasagot.
03:14Half the...
03:16Mas nakakatawa yung tanong kaysa sasagot.
03:18At saka sugat niya talaga, may infeksyon sa laway niya.
03:22O isa, ikaw naman.
03:24Ah, sige.
03:25Anong tawag sa punong kahit saan mo ilagay, pwede?
03:30Puno.
03:41Kahit saan mo ilagay, pwede?
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:45Fine tree?
03:46Hindi.
03:47Ano?
03:48Ah, kasya?
03:57Kala ko fine tree.
03:59Fine tree.
04:03Stacy, mamili ka na, bahala ka na sa dalawang yan.
04:08Ay, puro laway yan.
04:10Stacy, bowl na yan.
04:11Puro talsek.
04:15Okay.
04:18O, ikaw na bahala.
04:19Paglaruan mo lang itong tanong na ito.
04:20Stacy, good luck.
04:23Tanong!
04:25Nandiyan ka pala?
04:26Hindi ka tinagkumikibuha.
04:30Pagkikita ko sa tanong mo eh.
04:33Hindi ka pala nagre-react doon sa kaya.
04:35Hindi, nagre-react ko katina.
04:36Pagtatanong ka na, nakikinig na ako.
04:38Okay, kala mo naman talaga eh kung isang sagot.
04:41Okay, tanong.
04:43Mapaproud ka ba kung habulin ka ng mga lalaki?
04:47Pero lahat aso.
04:51Mapaproud ka ba kung habulin ka ng mga lalaki?
04:54Pero lahat aso.
04:56Sagot!
04:56Ay, believe mo, mapaproud ako.
04:59Dahil abulin ako ng lalaki kahit aso pa yan.
05:03Pusa, kalabaw o kabayo.
05:05As long as na gusto nila ako, maganda ako, inaabon nila ako.
05:09Wala akong pake kung ano pa yan.
05:11Kasi, ang nagmamatter lang is tinanggap nila ako kahit na party ako ng LGBT community.
05:17Pinaadmire nila, inikita nila kahit na aso yan.
05:20And I, thank you.
05:25Ang tatalino ko na kasi talaga yung mga aso ko yun.
05:27Oo, alam na nila. Ay, LGBT.
05:31Gusto ko yun.
05:33Saan niyo yung mga asok na nagtatanong, kailanang gay pride?
05:36Pupunta sila eh.
05:37Gay pride march ngayon.
05:39Thank you, candidate number two.
05:40Tawagin naman si candidate number three, Jonna Felices.
05:44Hi.
05:45Felices, no? Felices.
05:47Felices.
05:47Dito ka lang sa, ano mo, sa...
05:49Ayusin ko lang yung gaon mo sa likod, ha?
05:51Oo, pasabi.
05:56Tara eh, no?
05:59Ay, pumabalik din.
06:01Huwaka mo nalang buong.
06:03Hila, hila!
06:05Hila.
06:06Production number pala.
06:08Pag inilang mo yan, binalamos na kalapat.
06:10Ay, pagkita pa gumagalok.
06:12Oo, wala pa rin nag-a-gita.
06:14Yun talaga yung effing niyan eh.
06:15Dapat windblown.
06:17Brian Ryan, pasok!
06:20Anong tawag sa teacher na...
06:25Doon, di kinakit.
06:26May mga teacher...
06:27May mga teacher sayarito.
06:28Sa inyo, anong tawag sa teacher na...
06:33...gayot dami mo joke, hindi siya tumatawa?
06:36Oo.
06:39May mga teacher dito.
06:41Ayun sila, oo.
06:43Kahit anong joke?
06:44Kahit anong joke sa teacher, hindi siya tumatawa.
06:48Anong tawag nun?
06:49Tawag?
06:50Ano?
06:52Eh, di si Sir...
06:54Yoso.
06:56Seryoso!
06:57Sir!
07:00Seryoso!
07:01Ano? Anong sagot?
07:03Eh, di si Sir...
07:04Yoso!
07:06Seryoso?
07:08Pangalan niya, Yoso.
07:09Kaya, Sir!
07:10Yoso!
07:11Seryoso!
07:11Kasi hindi siya tumatawa.
07:13Nag-explain pa.
07:19Para lang hindi maulaan.
07:21Daddy, sabi mo, funny, hindi siya tumatawa?
07:24Hindi lang nag-gets ni mami mo.
07:26Guys, isa kapay, isa kapay, isa kapay.
07:28Sige.
07:29Okay, sinong PBB housemates ang ayaw sa mga pusa?
07:36PBB housemate?
07:38Ay, kilala...
07:40Bakamali, bakamali ang kilala ko sa...
07:42Rop!
07:42Rop!
07:49Asot pusa!
07:51Bumunot ka na?
07:52Bumunot ka.
07:55Saya, no?
07:56Saya, no?
08:01Saya.
08:02Okay.
08:03Jana Felices.
08:04Ang tanong.
08:06Kung maraming mata ang pinya,
08:08ba't di mo ito gawing CCTV?
08:11Kung maraming mata ang pinya,
08:13ba't di mo ito gawing CCTV?
08:15Sagot!
08:18I believe na hindi ko gagawin ang pinya na CCTV
08:21dahil wala naman itong nakikita.
08:24So, paano natin makikita yung mga mali
08:26na nangyayari sa ating paligid
08:27kung hindi naman ito doon ang purpose niya?
08:30I believe,
08:31lagi nating tatandaan na hindi porket may mata ito
08:34ay pwede na nating gawing CCTV
08:35dahil marami here ang may mga mata
08:37na puro kasinungalingan lang ang pinibigay sa mundo.
08:40Puro fake news.
08:42Kaya hindi lahat ng may mata pwede maging CCTV
08:44dahil ang purpose ng CCTV
08:46ay magbigay linaw,
08:48magbigay patunay sa mga bagay-bagay.
08:50Yun lamang po and I.
08:52Thank you, Conrad.
08:53Number three.
08:54Alam mo natin ang komento ng ating mga jurado.
08:56Simpunin natin kay jurado.
08:57Carwill.
08:58What's up my doggy?
08:59Hi, it's me, C. Cruzantilla,
09:01si Jigerson.
09:02Shoutout sa family mo
09:03and sa doggies.
09:04Kaya naman nakakatuwa
09:06yung tandong na napunta sa'yo.
09:08Sakto, may kinalaman sa pagiging fur mom mo.
09:10You have a good answer.
09:12You started well.
09:13Well, siguro yung confusion started a little
09:15kasi parang nabanggit mo
09:17na yung mga aso at iba pang hayop
09:19alam nila na LGBTQIA plus ka.
09:22Which is possible naman talaga.
09:24Pero sana,
09:25dahil fur mom pa nga,
09:26binigyan mo kasi kami
09:27ng kahit isang karanasan
09:29just to prove that point.
09:30Maybe that would have really sold the idea.
09:33Because dogs do love us unconditionally
09:35and so do other animals.
09:37So sana lang na-drive mo lang yung point mo home.
09:40So next time,
09:40just try to relate it dun sa
09:42nasa puso mo talaga.
09:44Congrats.
09:45Thank you, Caril.
09:46At kayo naman ang masasabi mo,
09:47Brent Manalo.
09:49What's up, Madlum people?
09:52Dito tayo kay candidate number three,
09:54Jana Felices.
09:57Ala, sorry.
09:59Yung question kasi,
10:01I'm gonna be honest,
10:02sobrang hirap nung tanong.
10:03Pero you made sense of it.
10:05Siguro yung hinahanap ko na lang
10:06sa sagot mo is
10:08wit talaga,
10:09which is yung hinahanap namin
10:10all the time.
10:11Pero all in all,
10:12you did a great job.
10:13Congratulations.
10:15Thank you, Brentie, Nicole,
10:17and the chica modern.
10:19Hello, Madlum people,
10:20and hello, ladies.
10:24Okay, Stacey Cruz Santillian.
10:27I was looking for more
10:28thought-provoking wit
10:29and nung binoon ni Meme
10:31yung sagot mo na
10:31kung binali mo lang ng ganun,
10:33you swept it away
10:35na sana this competition
10:36na oo at naaamoy nila
10:38kong taga-LGBTQ community
10:39talaga ako.
10:40Kasi, ano,
10:41madalas ginagamit na tong line na to
10:43parang escape na rin siya
10:45for the Miss Q&A candidates
10:46para lang mabuo yung sagot.
10:49Please serve it
10:50on a different platter this time.
10:51I would love to see
10:52the creativity
10:53and a different take
10:54on this angle.
10:56And also,
10:57your voice,
10:58ano,
10:58make it composed
10:59kasi part of your branding din yan
11:01in delivering the answer.
11:03And then,
11:04kay Jana Felizes naman,
11:05I like your witty take
11:07on a serious note
11:08na parang,
11:09ay, nadala pa niya doon ah.
11:10So, that was impressive of you.
11:12Congratulations, series,
11:13and good luck to the both of you.
11:15Thank you, judges.
11:17Maraming salamat, rados.
11:19At ngayon sa ating mga katitata,
11:20good luck naman sa inyo
11:21dahil ang tatangaling
11:22Reina Talakera of the Day
11:23ay mag-uwi pa rin ng
11:2315,000 pesos,
11:25sash at corona.
11:26Kaninong tatak
11:27ang tumatak?
11:29Our Miss Q&A Reina Talakera of the Day
11:31is
11:32candidate number
11:373,
11:38Jana Felizes.
11:42Thank you naman sa iyo,
11:43Pag-salis,
11:43Stacy Cruz,
11:44Antilia,
11:45makakatanggap ko pala
11:46ng 10,000 pesos.
11:47Fly high,
11:48mga backing,
11:48todo bigay,
11:49dito sa
11:49Miss Q&A Reina Talakera,
11:5120,000 pesos.
11:57Miss Q&A Reina Talakera,
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