00:00I hate being pregnant.
00:01How about going to a nice restaurant tonight?
00:04Do you really think I look fit to go to a restaurant?
00:07No.
00:08But that's precisely the point, I've thought of everything.
00:09Actually, it's not us who go to the restaurant, but the restaurant that comes to us.
00:13Like, I'm ordering a caterer, but a really good caterer, something truly exceptional...
00:19Gender...
00:20In the style of Philippe Etchebèche.
00:21Do you think I want to laugh?
00:23Honestly, yes.
00:24I think deep down, right now, you're in a mess.
00:28Come on, don't pretend...
00:29No, no, silence.
00:35Oh, fuck.
00:37I'm back home.
00:40Hey, what's going on?
00:42Are you in pain somewhere? Is it the baby?
00:44It's okay, it's okay.
00:45I just wanted to make cookies.
00:46I used salt instead of sugar.
00:48And now it's edible, damn it.
00:54Well, listen, I'm going to go buy some for you, OK?
00:56No, no.
00:57If I wanted cookies from the bakery, I would have gone to the bakery.
00:59I wanted homemade cookies.
01:02OK, well, you know what? Sit down and I'll make the cookies.
01:05No, no, no.
01:05That's good, you've just turned in some work.
01:07You're exhausted.
01:08Nina, Nina, I really think you're more exhausted than me.
01:13Sit down.
01:18It's horrible.
01:19No, no, no, it's...
01:21Excuse me, are you really going to lie to me while looking me in the eyes right now?
01:25Seriously, I look awful.
01:27Well, you know what? We're going to cut some clothes.
01:29No, but I loved that...
01:31No, but Nina, you're not going to throw the top away.
01:33You'll put it back on after the pregnancy.
01:34What do you know about it?
01:36I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:37Excuse me, I'm sorry.
01:38It doesn't matter.
01:47I want to say something.
01:50I don't like being pregnant.
01:52I'm so happy to be becoming a mom, really.
01:54But pregnancy, seriously, that's...
01:56Pain, nausea, mood swings,
02:00Craving olives at 3am, seriously.
02:03Finally, I really want to talk about people who are happy with it.
02:05Because for me, right now, it's horrible.
02:07And yet, I kept being told
02:08that it was the most beautiful thing in the world.
02:10Well, damn.
02:11And besides, seriously, I think I look awful.
02:14And I'm horrible to you too.
02:16First of all, you're not horrible at all.
02:18And secondly, frankly.
02:19If you feel the need to insult me, you have the right.
02:22No, I mean, you have a human being growing inside you.
02:25You can do whatever you want.
02:26No, no, no, frankly, it's not fair.
02:28Besides, you're great to me.
02:30No, but...
02:31Nina, I know you don't mean to be mean,
02:33to speak rudely to me.
02:34And frankly, me being there for you
02:36when you're hungry, when you cry,
02:37when you're angry,
02:39That's the very least I can do.
02:41to make this pregnancy as painless as possible.
02:44And thank you for telling me how you feel.
02:46I'm here for you.
02:47I love you.
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