00:02Yeah, I did it. I finally made my way all the way to Titan Temple.
00:08Time to steal an egg.
00:19Hey, hey there.
00:27We warned you dude.
00:29Did you really think you'd be able to outrun the Titan Guardian?
00:32Rookie mistake.
00:34Hey, I'm doing just fine, thank you very much.
00:37Oh yeah? Then why's your farm all empty?
00:43Hmm, maybe you're right. I guess I'll start small.
00:49Easy, easy.
00:54Knock it off!
01:01How do you expect to get a pet if you can't even outrun a chicken?
01:05Why is this game so hard?
01:07Stealing the eggs ain't easy, brother. You gotta put in the work if you want a farm like this.
01:15And check out my farm.
01:19Sharky there is my pride and joy.
01:22Uh, I think Sharky needs a little water, Captain.
01:26Yeah, like I'm gonna take the advice from the guy with no pets.
01:29Listen, if you want a pet, you're gonna have to work on your cardio, player.
01:35Okay, here it goes.
01:44Hey, I think it's working. I can feel myself getting faster.
01:48Now, do you think you're ready for a rematch? Or are you chicken?
01:53Let's do this.
02:16Yes, I did it!
02:18Way to go, compadre!
02:22It's hatching!
02:27Aw, a raccoon!
02:30Wait, how did a chicken lay an egg with a raccoon in it?
02:34Chalk that one up to the miracle of nature!
02:39Species, raccoon. Rarity, rare.
02:42Come on, veteran.
02:43Look! My pet deck says raccoons are rare! How cool is that?
02:47Huh, guess you don't want to be cooped up, eh?
02:49That's fine with me, little buddy.
02:54Hey, where are you guys headed?
02:56Prehistoric zone.
02:57We just got word that a legendary egg has been laid.
03:00Aw, cool! Mind if we tag along?
03:03Actually, yes, we do mind.
03:05At your current speed, you just get in the way.
03:08You ready, Captain?
03:09Aye aye, Captain! I mean, veteran?
03:12Forgot my own name there for a sec.
03:14We'll show them. We're gonna get so fast,
03:17we'll be able to steal an egg from the Titan Guardian himself.
03:20Right, buddy?
03:32Too slow!
03:37Come on, seriously?
03:38Seriously? I'm sick of these stupid chickens! This is unbearable!
03:47I retract my statement.
04:19There she is!
04:21It's beautiful!
04:30But how do we get past that?
04:33I've got an idea.
04:38Excuse me.
04:42Veteran, you traitor!
04:46Sorry, Captain. It's every man for himself.
04:51Oh, the humanity! Tell Sharky I...
05:03Oh no! Oh no!
05:06It's all that noise.
05:10What the? Layering? Where's Captain?
05:14You didn't make it! Quick, catch!
05:18Yeah!
05:27Come on! I can do this! I can do this!
05:32We made it!
05:35Look! We're almost there!
05:37We really got a prehistoric egg already!
05:40Not today!
05:45Aw, sweet! The pterodactyl!
05:50That should be my pterodactyl!
05:52That T-Rex had you dead to rights!
05:54Yeah, okay, bud. You're not the one who had to lug its eggs through eight zones.
05:59Fine! I'll wipe that smirk off your face when I bring back an egg from the Titan Temple!
06:05No, boy. Stay here.
06:07It's too dangerous.
06:10I'll be back.
06:12Probably.
06:16Come on, now.
06:17It was Captain's dying wish that I inherit all his pets.
06:21Get a move on.
06:22You too, Shamu.
06:24He's actually going for it?
06:27Huh?
06:33What the?
06:34The angelic treadmill?
06:36But...
06:37Ow!
06:38He must be like...
06:39Super fast now!
06:42Hmmmm...
06:43Hehehehe.
06:55Come on, get me, you darn dirty ape!
06:57Ha!
06:58Ha!
07:02How do I wait?
07:09Come on, I'm almost there!
07:12I can do this!
07:20Veteran!
07:21No way!
07:22Sorry, player, but this egg's all mine!
07:25Ha ha ha ha ha.
07:35Get it off of me. Get it off of me!
07:39Ha ha ha ha!
07:42Yes! I couldn't have done it without you, buddy!
07:45I wonder what's gonna hatch.
07:47Hey, I stole that monkey egg fair and square. Give it back, or else.
07:58That'll do, Egg. That'll do.
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