00:01What you want, who is you?
00:03I'm Uncle Mike, baby.
00:05I don't know Uncle Mike, and you ain't watching my show.
00:09Oh, you're a sassy little thing, ain't you?
00:11Where's your mama?
00:13Sleep.
00:27Duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee.
00:31Duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee, duff-a-dee.
00:42Let me go get Malaysia!
00:50I wonder if he likes me.
00:54Malaysia!
00:55What? Don't you see how I'm doing?
00:56Stop by at the door!
00:58What you telling me for?
00:59Cause you need to get to the door.
01:01Why can't you do it?
01:03Cause I'm a kid.
01:04Um, um, I would, but I gotta use the bed.
01:14Nobody's down the car, she can do it herself.
01:16But I wonder if he actually likes me.
01:20Malaysia, open the door!
01:23I'll just come tell Tay.
01:25Tay!
01:28No, no, no, no.
01:32Not today, not today, not today.
01:34God, please, not today.
01:35Don't.
01:37Where about today?
01:40I guess I can get the door and find myself.
01:42I'll put you in.
01:50What you want?
01:51Who is you?
01:52I'm Uncle Mike, baby!
01:54I don't know Uncle Mike!
01:56And you ain't watching my show!
01:57Ooh, you're a sassy little thing, ain't you?
02:00Where's your mama?
02:02Sleep!
02:03I think you're done watching my show.
02:06I know this little girl didn't just slam the door in my face.
02:13Is that Uncle Mike?
02:15No.
02:17Is that Uncle Mike?
02:30Rakaia, you shut the door on Uncle Mike?
02:35I don't know, Tay.
02:38I don't know, Tay.
02:42I don't know, Tay.
02:48Tay-Tay, my favorite niece.
02:51Your favorite?
02:53Your favorite niece?
02:54Y'all would just walk around the neighborhood and they got dog?
02:57How are you not eight?
02:59I ain't seen you since they allegedly said I robbed that liquor store.
03:03Um, Uncle, you did rob liquor store.
03:06They caught you on camera.
03:07And I'm not even eight.
03:08I'm 16 now.
03:0916?
03:10Yes.
03:11Hmm.
03:12Okay, you can just come on in then.
03:14Okay.
03:18Uncle Mike, what you doing here?
03:20Is that Malaysia, my little player from the Himalayas?
03:25Do mama know you here?
03:27Yeah, my favorite sister know I'm here.
03:29Actually, no she don't.
03:31And I'm not your favorite sister.
03:33I'm your only sister.
03:35What you doing here?
03:36I just came to see my family.
03:38All my family.
03:40When you got out of jail?
03:42Don't worry about that.
03:43Don't worry about that.
03:44I'm here now and I came to see y'all.
03:47What you got out of jail?
03:49Uh, can I be crying?
03:51I'm trying to watch my show.
03:53I'm here to see y'all now.
03:54I'm here to see my family.
03:57Shush.
03:57How long are you staying?
03:59I see where she got that attitude from her mama.
04:02And I see where you got that gray hair from, your daddy.
04:05Is your daddy too?
04:06Shush.
04:07Don't look like me.
04:08That's your daddy.
04:09Anyway, she right.
04:11How long is you staying?
04:12Just for the weekend.
04:13Just for the weekend.
04:15For a weekend?
04:17I see.
04:17I told you she got that attitude from her mama.
04:19And I told you you look like an old man because of your daddy.
04:24Whatever.
04:25The weekend though?
04:26The weekend.
04:28Look.
04:28Let me tell you that.
04:29You ain't staying a day over.
04:31Okay?
04:32Come Monday.
04:33You better be about my house.
04:34I'm not playing with you, Mike.
04:36I'm not playing.
04:37Okay.
04:38Okay.
04:39Okay.
04:39Okay.
04:39I'll be gone on Monday.
04:41Mm-hmm.
04:42Go on show your uncle to the guest room.
04:44Ma, I can't.
04:45I got a summer school test.
04:46I got a study for you.
04:50I got a math test.
04:51You know, real soon.
04:52I got a study for her mama.
04:54You know, I'm scared of it.
04:54Whatever.
04:55I wasn't going to even ask you.
04:57I was going to ask Rakaia since you ain't never met your uncle Mike and y'all can get
05:02acquainted because he was in prison when you was born.
05:04So, go on take him.
05:06But I'm watching my show.
05:09Look, girl.
05:10Those shows can be paused.
05:12Do what I said do.
05:13And you.
05:14You better be in there doing your homework.
05:18And you better be studying for your test.
05:20Go on take your uncle now.
05:24Rakaia, baby.
05:26Come on.
05:27Show me where to go, baby.
05:30Rakaia, we just get your bag.
05:31Come on.
05:32Look, girl.
05:36Wait a minute.
05:37Wait a minute.
05:38I gotta use the bathroom.
05:39The cheeseburger hit me Rakaia.
05:41Where I'm supposed to go.
05:42Where's the bathroom?
05:43Here, here, get your bag.
05:45Here, here, here, girl.
05:54Oh, boy.
05:55That feels so much better.
05:57Oh, my God.
05:58Oh, man.
06:00That turtle was sticking his head out the shell.
06:02Oh, this little girl threw my bag down on the floor.
06:05This is a genuine MCM bag.
06:08Oh, Lord have mercy.
06:10Oh, Lord.
06:12All right.
06:13This comfortable couch my sister got.
06:17Oh, Lord.
06:19Jesus Christ.
06:20Let me see.
06:21I know I've been in jail so I don't know how to work these things, man.
06:25Hey, I was watching that.
06:27Look, girl, you don't need to be watching too many TV bags for your eyes.
06:30Your mama don't want to spend that kind of money on your eyes.
06:32Boo!
06:34I know.
06:35Is Drew going to be there?
06:36For real?
06:38Oh, okay.
06:39I cannot wait.
06:39Okay.
06:40I'm going to come.
06:40I think I need to.
06:42Okay.
06:42My uncle's in town.
06:43So I just ask Kim or whatever.
06:44So it really don't matter.
06:46Girl, yeah.
06:46You know I got this.
06:47You know I got this.
06:48Okay.
06:49Whatever.
06:50I'll call you back.
06:53Hey, uncle.
06:54What's you doing?
06:55Hey, what's going on, baby?
06:57Just sitting here watching some TV.
06:58What's going on with you?
07:00Can you take me to my, um, my friend?
07:02To your friend house to study?
07:05To your friend house to study?
07:08Yeah.
07:09I got a big test tomorrow.
07:10I need help studying it.
07:12Yeah, I could take you to your house to study.
07:16Your friend house, I mean.
07:17I'm sorry.
07:17You know, Mama got me on punishment.
07:19I really need to study for that test.
07:22Oh, okay.
07:24Yeah, I could take you.
07:25Ain't no problem.
07:26Ain't no problem.
07:27But I ain't got no whip now.
07:28I ain't got nothing to ride in.
07:30Mama car's outside.
07:31She'll leave her keys right over there.
07:34All right, well, Calia.
07:36Hey, baby.
07:36Uncle, I'm sorry for taking the remote control from you.
07:39Take you from your show.
07:40Come on.
07:40Get this remote, baby.
07:41I'm sorry.
07:42Here you go.
07:43Just take that.
07:43There you go.
07:44Go on and enjoy yourself.
07:46All right.
07:50Okay.
07:51Let's get on up out of here.
07:52You ready?
07:53I'm ready.
07:54All right.
07:54Let's ride then.
07:55Let's ride.
07:59They think I'm stupid.
08:08Mom.
08:09Mom.
08:10What?
08:11Can you give me something for Uncle Mac and Taylor?
08:14What you mean they left?
08:16How'd they leave?
08:17With your car.
08:19They gonna take my car?
08:20No, they did not.
08:22I left some.
08:25Oh, I know.
08:27I know.
08:28I know.
08:29Damn.
08:30I know they did nothing.
08:33Stop.
08:36Hey!
08:37Stop!
08:38Oh, I know y'all did not try to take my car.
08:40Son of a son of a son of a son of a son.
08:41Oh, I know something.
08:42I ain't drove in eight years.
08:44They were tired.
08:45What is y'all doing?
08:46In my car?
08:47She just went.
08:48She wanted to go to a party.
08:50She said she wanted to go to a party.
08:52Hold on.
08:53Tay, you tried to go to a party when you know you on punishment?
08:55Mom, he knew I was on punishment.
08:57He knew?
08:58First of all, both of y'all.
08:59Girl, get your butt out of the car and get in the house right now.
09:03Get in the house.
09:05Now you on punishment for all year, mama.
09:08Get in the house.
09:08Get in the house.
09:11Oh.
09:13And as for you.
09:15What?
09:15Get out my car.
09:17What?
09:17Get out my car.
09:18What?
09:19Get out my car.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23The girl said she wanted to go.
09:24Uh-huh.
09:25Uh-huh.
09:25Whatever.
09:26Save it.
09:26You know how you said the weekend?
09:29Yeah.
09:29That's over with.
09:30You gotta go.
09:31Well, I'm supposed to go now.
09:32Go to daddy's.
09:33I don't know.
09:34Move.
09:35Don't come back.
09:48I don't know where I'm supposed to go now.
09:51Let me tell y'all a thing of three.
09:53It's pronounced ca-ney-gruh.
09:56Now subscribe.
10:00Oh, I cracked myself up.
10:02Thanks for watching because watching me is better than watching TV.
