00:00No voy a sugarcoat it.
00:02We're in a tight spot.
00:04Ahora, do me un favor.
00:05Imagina que uno de esos gente
00:06que piensa que Digger Rockwell es Satan himself.
00:09Ahora, ¿qué son de los ataques que se puede esperar
00:12de los que piensan que me han de la escuma de la tierra?
00:18Todos los chicos might...
00:19¡Sale que...
00:20¡Burned House!
00:21¡Sale que...
00:25¡Sale que...
00:26No esperaba eso.
00:30Mr. President, 55 minutos ago
00:32my company informed me of the explosion on our rig
00:35causing massive water displacement
00:37and triggering a tsunami.
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties
00:42in the hundreds of thousands.
00:43Now, Digger here got us into this mess
00:45and Digger's gonna dig us out.
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge.
00:55¡Adiós!
01:00Of course, they all heap the blame on me.
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent.
01:04What the fuck you're gonna do, devil down?
01:09Mr. Rockwell
01:10is a man who would roast our children alive
01:13if he thought he could sell them for a dime.
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You starve, you freeze to death.
01:22That's what...
01:22Fuck you.
01:23I don't care.
01:24Go on, film away.
01:28Before you officially fire me or kill me,
01:30there's something I have to breathe through on.
01:31I'm not gonna kill you.
01:32Yeah, people would do that for me.
01:35Bad joking.
01:36Sort of.
01:38It's ridiculous.
01:40And it's scary.
01:41Burn it down the house.
01:43It's funny.
01:44And it's stupid.
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch.
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all
01:49from sinking into chaos.
01:52Hey, baby, baby!
01:54Woo!
01:59You're gonna save the world.
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President.
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate
02:08it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina
02:09from halfway around the world.
02:10Please, there are women present.
02:21Burn it down the house!
