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Aired (September 28 2026): Sayawan at kulitan ang tampok ngayon sa ‘Showtime’! Pero bago pa man matapos ang kwentuhan, may mga eksena sa club na ibinahagi si Meme Vice—kasama ang nakakaaliw na kwento tungkol kay Ryan! Hindi rin nakaligtas si Ion dahil may dance version ng Kapampangan song na “Ojo Kalugaran Daka”!

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00:00If you want to achieve this kind of thing,
00:02it's about 7am.
00:05But there's a pile of that kind of hours.
00:07You don't even have to do it.
00:10Why?
00:10Because you won't have to do it.
00:12Find your height.
00:14You don't have to do it.
00:16Find your height, you don't have to do it.
00:18Then you don't have to do it.
00:20You don't have to do it.
00:21And you don't have to do it.
00:26You don't have to do it.
00:30This is the point of view.
00:31Yes.
00:32You do it with Sir Auggie.
00:33You get the discount at 20%.
00:36You don't have to do it.
00:37You don't have to come with me.
00:38If we didn't do it,
00:40we gave them a 2,000.
00:42Oh, really?
00:42It's a discount.
00:44You don't have to come with me.
00:48You don't have to come with me.
00:49You won't have to come with me.
00:51You're a little bit.
00:52It's a new citizen.
00:53You don't have to go with me.
00:56But I'm not a .
00:59Why?
01:01Bawal, Bata.
01:03Ay, but Iba si Sarogi.
01:05Pag si Sarogi ang kasama mo,
01:07libre na yung mga inuwin nyo.
01:08Tsaka huwag pagkakit.
01:09Oo, doctor.
01:10Yes, yes.
01:11Mayroon kasama si Ryan.
01:13Bakit?
01:13Kasi nakakabuis, nakakabasag ng trip yun.
01:15Bakit?
01:16Hindi malam kung tumaanda rung utak ko.
01:18Pumasok kami doon sa club.
01:19Andami namin!
01:21Isang grupo kami, yung team ko,
01:22misalang, andami talaga namin.
01:24Oo, mga...
01:25Tapos pagpasok namin, hindi may nakalagay.
01:28Ano nangyari?
01:28Nakalagay.
01:29Ano?
01:30Parang, 18 below not allowed.
01:32Oo.
01:33Tapos ginano ko...
01:35Mami, hindi tayo pwede. Bakit?
01:37Pinilang yun.
01:38Sixteen lang tayo.
01:39Ay!
01:40Hindi yun ang ibig sabihin, no, Ryan?
01:42Hindi ibig sabihin.
01:43Ano sa couch?
01:45Eighteen years and below.
01:47Hindi eighteen person.
01:49Ano ba siya?
01:50Ay, mami, hindi tayo pwede.
01:52Sixteen lang tayo.
01:53Kumbay ka ng patatulo para 19?
01:55Eighteen years old yun.
01:56Hindi eighteen na ulo.
01:58Malik ka pala.
01:59Alam ko, ganun sa club VIP, kailangan eighteen pata.
02:02Yesus.
02:03Tapos ito, ito, ito, Sarah.
02:03Pag sumasayo, sinasabayan yung kanta.
02:06Mali-mali naman yung lyrics.
02:09Sabayan ko ya.
02:09Paano sinasabayan?
02:11I mean, but not my love now.
02:13Huh?
02:14I'm the title, ha?
02:15It sounds like.
02:17Poker Face!
02:17Nung isang araw, sinabi, sabi nyo,
02:19pinag... ano niyan, minashe up niya.
02:21Riana tsaka Lady Gaga.
02:23What, talaga?
02:23We found love in a poker face.
02:27Ano'y found love in a poker face?
02:30Kailan nag-duet si Lady Gaga tsaka si Riana?
02:32What's important?
02:34Tama yung Poker Pace.
02:35Palinga yung Poker Pace.
02:37At tama yung Pound Lab.
02:39Pound Lab?
02:40Oo.
02:41Nakbago na.
02:44Pakata.
02:45Tama yung Poker Pace.
02:49Pwede naman.
02:50Masarap sa tarlac po Marty.
02:52Bakit?
02:52Oo.
02:53Iba-ibang version lang na.
02:53At hindi ko pong sing-singin.
02:56Pero napatugtog.
02:57Hindi.
02:58Ano may mashup?
02:59Merong disco version.
03:01Yung Kaluguran Daka.
03:03Diba?
03:03Oo.
03:05Yung mashup ng Kaluguran Daka.
03:07At saka yung English song yun eh.
03:09Ang Diyo Kaluguran Daka.
03:13Kaluguran sobra sobra.
03:15Anong English song no?
03:16Sometimes when we touch.
03:17Sometimes when we touch.
03:19Oo.
03:20Sinasign language pa ni Ra.
03:22Kaya ano yung niya ayun yun.
03:23Pakita mo yung sayo ng Kaluguran Daka.
03:26So ayun.
03:27O Diyo Kaluguran Daka.
03:31Kaluguran sobra sobra.
03:34Kasarada ring mata.
03:37Panto ng Daka.
03:39Yung Kaluguran Daka.
03:42Kaluguran sobra sobra.
03:45Aya.
03:46Aya.
03:46Aya.
03:46Aya na humaling kayo.
03:48Oo.
03:48Iba-iba.
03:49Baga humaling.
03:50Kaluguran Daka.
04:00Baga humaling kayo.
04:01God.
04:08You

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