00:10My favorite shows on TV have 12 minutes of advertising.
00:13I can't get behind that kind of time.
00:15Eat quickly, drive faster, make more money now.
00:18I can't get behind that, my kids say.
00:21He said to me and I'm like, and he's like, and she's like.
00:24It's all he's all, she's all.
00:26I can't get behind that kind of, like, English.
00:31That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery.
00:33The rising oceans, the warming temperatures.
00:35The dying polar bears, no tigers in 50 years.
00:39Rising poison in the air and water.
00:41I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up.
00:46But it takes months to go down long after oil falls.
00:50I can't get behind any of that.
00:52I can't get behind the gods who are more vengeful, angry and dangerous if you don't believe in them.
00:57Why can't all these gods just get along?
01:00I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent.
01:03What's the problem?
01:04What's the problem?
01:05What about the men who say, do as I do?
01:07Believe in what I say for your own good or I'll kill you.
01:10I can't get behind that.
01:11I can't get behind that.
01:14Everybody knows everything about all of us.
01:16That's too much knowledge.
01:18I can't get behind that.
01:20I can't get behind that.
01:21Yeah.
01:22And what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
01:26If you learn to play the drums, you gotta go to a studio, go to a parking lot for God's
01:30sakes.
01:30Why are you jeopardizing my life?
01:32I can't get behind a student driver.
01:35I can't get behind a driver who drives like a student driver.
01:39If you're gonna drive an urban assault vehicle, then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the road.
01:46Lifetime guarantee?
01:47Whose lifetime? Not mine.
01:48Haven't that much time left.
01:50Let's make it yours.
01:51Everybody's got a longer life than me.
01:54The leaf blowers.
01:55Is there anything more futile?
01:57Car alarms.
01:58Clap off.
01:59Clamp on.
01:59Spam.
02:00Size matters.
02:01No, it doesn't.
02:01No, it doesn't.
02:03No, it doesn't.
02:03My phone rings.
02:05Make millions in minutes.
02:06It's a computer.
02:07Lose inches in hours.
02:08Leave me the hell alone.
02:09Eat more.
02:10Spend less.
02:12The Colonel is break dancing.
02:14Give me a break.
02:15Credit terms arranged.
02:16I can't get behind any of that.
02:20I can't get behind so-called singers.
02:22They can't carry a tune.
02:24Get paid for talking.
02:25How easy is that?
02:28Well, maybe I could get behind that.
02:29Well, I can't.
02:31If you have to fix it with a computer, quantized, pitch corrected, and overly inspected, then
02:37you can't do it.
02:38And I can't get behind that.
02:40I.
02:41Can't.
02:41Get behind.
02:42A fat ass.
