00:00Yeah, they see the ears and think I'm from the woods
00:03Not a chance
00:06Listen up
00:14Everyone expects me with a longbow in the trees
00:18Singing ancient hymns while I glide upon the breeze
00:21Are you kidding me? Have you seen what lurks outside?
00:25Mosquitoes, ticks and beetles wanting a bite
00:29Branches in my hair, mud all over my boots
00:33I'm a futuristic elf, I don't care about roots
00:45Swordplay, archery, running in the dirt
00:48No way darling, that just makes my ankles hurt
00:51You can keep the sparring ring, I'll stay on my bed
00:55Give me sweet cacao to screen instead
00:57Cause I'm not that kinda elf, no way, no how
01:02I want neon lights and milk chocolate right now
01:06Those mystical woods, yeah they look so neat
01:09In 4K on my monitor, 30 inch sweet
01:13You want me to step outside, to the real dark trees where the horrors hide
01:18Ha ha, nope, way too scary for me
01:20Way too scary, way too scary
01:50Centuries of wisdom
01:52Dodging, dodging dragon breath, sweating in the sun is a fate
01:57Worse than death, worse than death
01:59Hand me the wrapper, break off a square
02:01I'm living my best life in my gamer chair
02:10I'm living my best life in my gamer chair
02:37Call me cyber, call me lazy, call me soft inside
02:41At least I'm bug free and fully satisfied
02:45Nature's aesthetic but keep it on the screen
02:48Give me a bowl of chocolate chips and I won't be mean
03:07Cause I'm not that kinda elf, no way, no how
03:11I want neon lights and milk chocolate right now
03:15Those mystical woods, yeah they look so neat
03:19In 4K on my monitor, 30 inch sweet
03:23You want me to step outside, to the real dark trees where the horrors hide
03:28Ha ha, nope, way too scary for us
03:31Keep your enchanted forests, pass the dark chocolate with sea salt
03:34Logging off, bye
03:41I'm sorry
03:42Pozoom
03:43Never
03:43Tell me
03:45I'm Andre
03:49No
03:49Kagum
03:49Ho
03:49Leilaτ