Your Honor: Sino ang SexBomb girl na ligawin ng artista?

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Aired (September 26, 2026): Ilan nga ba ang ex na artista ni Johlan, at bakit kaya siya ligawin ng mga artista? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals  Welcome to the House of Honorables. Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing din dito. Kada session, may isu-subpoena na celebrity resource persons sina Madam Chariz Solomon at Mr. Buboy Villar para imbestigahan ang kahit anong isyu natin sa life. Lahat papatulan. Walang mahahatulan. Masayang hearing lang. ‘Yan ang Your Honor!  New episode drops every Saturday night. This vodcast is produced by GMA Network’s YouLol Originals. Subscribe to @YouLolGMA on Youtube to access all Kapuso comedy content.  Follow us on: Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Spotify Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-Apple-Podcasts YouTube Music: https://tinyurl.com/Your-Honor-on-YouTube-Music  For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN  For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7

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00:04This is the last one.

00:05I've been with my mom.

00:06I've been with Mama.

00:08Oh, because she's a minor.

00:10Yes.

00:11There are people who are thinking about it.

00:12There are many people.

00:13I was gonna ask,

00:15do you have some people?

00:17There are a lot.

00:18Where do you?

00:20Do you know that?

00:22That's it.

00:23I was a kid now.

00:26I can't do that.

00:29But you can't stop Miss Joy?

00:31Oh, no.

00:32Bawal before.

00:34So, you know.

00:35That's a contract.

00:37We're not sure,

00:39but that's one of the rules.

00:41It's good to be a contract.

00:43So, the rule is set up?

00:45Yes.

00:46Yes.

00:46A lot of times.

00:51What happened?

00:53You didn't?

00:55I'm not.

00:55I'm not my husband.

00:58It's not true.

01:00Can we tell you?

01:02How did you do this?

01:03How did you do it?

01:03Eh, Broadway.

01:05We taped here.

01:06There's a tape in the studio.

01:08We taped it.

01:08It's not a tape.

01:10It's not a tape.

01:11It's a tape.

01:12It's a tape.

01:12It's not a tape.

01:13It's not a tape.

01:18It's not a tape.

01:21Oh, no!

01:22But it's not that public knowledge.

01:27Oh, no!

01:28Oh!

01:29Oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:30That's a secret.

01:32That's not even the first one.

01:32Oh, no, not that one.

01:34Not that one.

01:35Why are you?

01:36That's because that one.

01:38Why are you?

01:38Who is the same?

01:40Who is the same?

01:41No!

01:42She's not even the same.

01:44She's not the same.

01:45She's not the same.

01:48May letter Y?

01:52Alam mo?

01:53Alam mo?

01:54Talagang ano?

01:55Nabasa ko dito eh.

01:56Nabasa niya.

01:56Yan, yan, yan, yan.

01:58But why?

01:59Why would you say?

02:03Bahala ka.

02:04Ay, conservative pala talaga si Ate Jolan.

02:06Bakla siyang conservative.

02:08Oo.

02:08Okay, ganun talaga.

02:10Oo.

02:10Ganyan talaga.

02:11Lalo na kung ganitong age na.

02:13Diba?

02:14Mature, mature.

02:15Oo nga.

02:16Jolan, ikaw.

02:18Sabi dito, diba?

02:19Jolan, marami kang naging ex na artista.

02:23Gabi naman sa marami.

02:27Naligaw.

02:28Naligaw.

02:28Naligawin ka talaga ng artista.

02:30Ako'y naliligaw.

02:33Maligtay.

02:33Sabi yan, mabagod na ako sumayaw.

02:36Dito na lang ako sa artista.

02:39Ito, madami dito nakasulat eh.

02:41Apakadami naman niya.

02:43Based on our research po.

02:44Ang kapal nga eh.

02:44Ang kapal, Aty Jolar.

02:46Kung hindi mo sasabihin, naglilabas kami ng evidence.

02:49Statement.

02:49Exhibit A.

02:52Sabi.

02:53Ayan.

02:53Love life.

02:56One.

02:58Two.

03:00Parang may kulang pa dyan.

03:15Sa tingin ko.

03:20Sa tingin ko.

03:30Sa tingin ko.

03:31Tama naman.

03:33Mga two years.

03:34Two years.

03:36Eh yung isa yung,

03:38A.

03:39A.

03:41Kasi ayun niyo sabihin.

03:44So okay lang.

03:45Alam naman natin yun eh.

03:46Ayan yun na siya.

03:47Bigay niyo na sa kanya yun.

03:48Yes.

03:49Mga five, mag six yata.

03:52Parang ganun.

03:52Mag six.

03:53Tagal.

03:54Mahalaga naman, siguro dun, Madam Chai, friends naman na kayo lahat.

03:58Are you?

03:58Friends ba?

03:59Chiver naman.

04:00Hindi naman yung friend na nagkakamustahan.

04:03Pero okay naman.

04:04O.

04:05Kasi yung isa naman, paulit-ulit naman nag-sorry.

04:09O.

04:09So yun.

04:10Sino doon?

04:12Ay!

04:14Ay!

04:15Ay!

04:17Ay!

04:18Ay!

04:19Ito.

04:19Sweet naman.

04:20Sweet talaga yun.

04:21Naman naman.

04:22Ano naman?

04:23Ay!

04:26Ito, mapunta naman tayo sa ano.

04:27Pag natsushow po kayo.

04:28Paano nyo naman na inahandle yung mga male fans?

04:32Kasi may mga iba dyan.

04:33Mga lapok.

04:34Anong lapok?

04:35Kupal.

04:36Ano?

04:36O.

04:37Ayun nga.

04:37Kasi yung ano, yung parang tinahatak nyo daw.

04:41Tapos binubugbog nyo.

04:42O.

04:42Before.

04:43Sa mga piyastahan.

04:45Maraming susumbong.

04:46Ate si, ano?

04:47Asan dyan?

04:47Nasaan dyan?

04:49O.

04:49Dun na.

04:49Kasi pag, di ba ate, pag may mga piyastahan, sobra talagang dinudumog yung sex.

04:55Pam, yun yung kaanuhan talaga.

04:56Yung mga piyastahan.

04:57Maputungan talaga.

04:58O.

04:59Hindi mo talaga may iwasan yun.

05:01So, kailangan mong protectahan din yung sarili mo.

05:04Yan nga.

05:04Don't be formation.

05:05Ay, ganyan.

05:05Yes.

05:08Sacrifice na yung puwet ko.

05:09Baala na siya.

05:11O.

05:12Sige na, sinyo na yung puwet ko.

05:13O.

05:14O.

05:14Pero minsan may mga ibang fans, kapag wala na silang makakuha, sinushoot yung, minsan na-try ko yun.

05:19Oli.

05:22Sinushoot yung kabay sa bunga nga.

05:25Bunga nga.

05:25Hindi ba?

05:26Hindi ba?

05:26Hindi ba naman.

05:27Hindi ba nila.

05:29Talaga?

05:31Ginagyan ako.

05:32Di ba ang saglitan?

05:32Ganyan ang saglitan.

05:33Nawa ka biang.

05:36Sist.

05:37Bakit?

05:38Pat doon?

05:40Sist.

05:41Ano ka ko, sist?

05:43Wala naman lasa.

05:45Ang pait.

05:46Ang pait tayo yun.

05:48Nakalasa na ako ng tae.

05:49Maniwala ko sa akin.

05:50Mapaitan tayo.

05:51At saka alam mo kung ano, ang dami niyang lupa sa kamaya.

05:55Kasama ko, kuy.

05:57Ano yung paggumanong ka sa ngipin, no?

05:59May ganun na.

06:01May parang sebo.

06:02Hindi, parang may sand.

06:03May buhangin.

06:05May buhangin kang na, ano, nalalasaan.

06:08Ikaw, ikaw, John.

06:09Wala naman.

06:11Kasi lalo na pag may magpapapicture, yung gusto magpaakbay.

06:14Hindi kami niya akbay.

06:15Wala niya sa akbay, nakaganun lang yung kamay niya.

06:17Oo.

06:18Mas mabuti pang ikaw na lang ang magpauna.

06:20Oo.

06:21Pupunta lang ako sa love life naman ni Ate Maika.

06:24Kasi, di ba, pag-usapan natin si CJ.

06:26Eh, siya siya.

06:31Kasi ang cute-cute ng relationship niyo.

06:33Siyempre.

06:34Pwede mo laman.

06:35Ilan pa ang laki ni CJ?

06:36Eight years.

06:39Ang galing.

06:40Ang tagal na.

06:40Paano kaya kakailala?

06:42Siya may pangyay kasi.

06:44Di tagapang panga din siya.

06:46So, schoolmate ko din siya.

06:49Oo.

06:51Kabampangan kami pa.

06:52Sa'yo ako si CJ.

06:53Schoolmate mo siya.

06:53Schoolmate mo siya noong ilang taon ka.

06:55Matanda ako sa kanyang four years.

06:57Ah, talaga?

06:59Pero ya, mukha nga siyang bagits.

07:01So, mukha akong matanda?

07:02Hindi.

07:03Mukha ka nga 12 months siya, nine months.

07:05Sabi ko nga, who's this beauty queen here?

07:08Wala kami, guest na beauty queen ngayon.

07:11Parang beauty queen na nakatali.

07:1212 months, nine months.

07:13O, di ba?

07:14Pwede ba, pwede ba.

07:15So, ilang taon kayo noon nung magka-schoolmate kayo?

07:18Anong taon ako noon?

07:21Wow, grade one, grade five ako.

07:23Grade one, sex bang na daw siya.

07:25Grade one siya, grade five ako.

07:28Narinig na daw niyo yung pangalan ko.

07:31Oo.

07:31Talaga, bata pa lang.

07:32Pero hindi pa kayo magkakilala noon.

07:35Hindi pa.

07:36Kabagay ko pa lang yung Rochelle ng Pampanga noon.

07:39Doon lang sa area namin.

07:41Hindi siya Bampanga, doon lang sa barangkay namin.

07:45So, kayo, paano kayo nag-come together again?

07:48Chinat ako.

07:50Sinat first.

07:51Sabi niya, sabi niya, ate, kilala mo pa ba ako?

07:56Ate?

07:56Ina-ante ako.

07:58Wow.

08:00Eh, kasi before, parang sabi niya nung bata siya,

08:03kinurot ko daw siya.

08:05Bata rin ako noon, hindi ko alam kung sex mam.

08:07Kinurot ko daw siya.

08:08Sabi ko, wala naman dahilan kung...

08:10Dapat may...

08:11Oo, kung kukurotin ko siya, may dahilan naman dapat.

08:14Sabi niya, wala naman daw siyang ginawa.

08:15So, doon yung nag-start.

08:17Sobrang bata pa niya noon.

08:18Tapos yun yun, chinat ako.

08:20Tapos yun, sabi ko sa ate ko,

08:22kilala mo ba ito?

08:23Sabi ko dun sa ate ko,

08:24Ah, si ano yan, ganyan, ganyan.

08:25Tapos naalala ko na.

08:27So, yun, nag-reply ako sa kanya.

08:29Dire-direcho na.

08:30Kinuha ko yung number niya.

08:31Kasi sabi ko, tinatamad akong mag-chat eh.

08:33Ayun, call na.

08:34Nag-call na kami, ganyan.

08:36So, nagkita kami,

08:38baby face.

08:39Oo nga, ang ganda na skin.

08:41Totoo.

08:41Sabi ko parang...

08:42Mas mukha pa nga siyang artista kasi sa akin eh.

08:45Totoo lang.

08:46Maganda yung legs niya.

08:46Tatanungin ko nga sa akin.

08:48Mas maganda pa nga yung legs niya kaysa sa akin din eh.

08:51Parang siya, ang sarap sugata naman.

08:53Ang ganda na mukha niya.

08:55May braces pa naman ako.

08:56Sarap ka ganyan.

08:56Ay, may braces din pa lang siya.

08:59Oo, gaganda na.

09:00Gaganda na siya.

09:02Pumpuga na yan.

09:03Pero kami, tuntawa kami sa mga TikTok videos niyo.

09:06Kasi parang ang kulit nilang.

09:07Ganun ba talaga kayo?

09:08Oo.

09:08Kung magkasama kayo.

09:09Pag magkasama.

09:11Paano ninyo na build yung eight years together?

09:14Oto.

09:15Siguro, ano.

09:15On top of all the judgments.

09:17We know the judgments.

09:18Hindi rin namin pinapansin yung mga ganun.

09:20Pero gusto namin yung good vibes lang kami.

09:24Oo.

09:24Ganun lang.

09:25Yung masaya lang.

09:27Ganyan.

09:27Tapos hindi namin pinapansin.

09:29Tapos mahabang pasensya din.

09:31Kasi minsan, hindi mo naman dinawak yung ano ng isa eh.

09:34Di ba?

09:35Pareho yung hino-hormone sa bahay.

09:37Dito ka nga.

09:40May i-ano lang po ako.

09:43Tatapang yung gaga.

09:45Di ba, pait yan.

09:47Sobrang supportive niya.

09:48Kasi yung iba kasi, di ba, pag hindi nila maintindihan yung work namin.

09:52Pero yan, supportive naman siya.

09:54Sa lahat ng work.

09:55Stage joa nga siya.

09:56Oo.

09:57Siya yung nagbe-video.

09:58Kulang naman, bi-makeup pa na niya ako.

10:00Lagi ka sa masama sa kanya.

10:03Minsan dito, pero pag malayo, ayaw niyong bumubiyahin na malayo.

10:06Bakit nga ate?

10:07Ay.

10:09Sakitin yung chan eh.

10:12Taihin pala siya.

10:13Taihin.

10:14Parehas kami.

10:17It's a time pala.

10:18Sabi niya, hindi na ako susama pag malayo yung biyahe.

10:21Oo.

10:21So, ganun.

10:21Parang ganto-ganto yan, pwede siya sumama.

10:24Sumasama siya.

10:25Anong pinaka nagustuhan mo kay CJ?

10:26Kasi hindi birong eight years lah.

10:28Totoo lang.

10:28Noong una, kasi bata eh, sabi ko, parang di ako, di naman ako siseryosohin ito.

10:34Ganyan.

10:35Alam niya yun.

10:35Tapos, hindi pa yun, nag-stop pa kami mag-usap niyan eh.

10:39Kasi yun nga.

10:40Parang kaka-break.

10:41Pero one year na, nung nag-break kami ng ex ko.

10:44Tsaka ko siya, tsaka kami nag-meet ulit ni CJ.

10:48So, may mga gusto pa akong ayusin.

10:50Hindi naman ayusin yung relasyon namin.

10:52May iba pang rason bakit may gusto muna akong ayusin bago kami ni CJ.

10:57Para wala akong iniintinding iba, iniisip na iba.

11:00Para clear, oo.

11:01Hanggang sa na-stop nga kami.

11:03Nalungkot siya, no?

11:04Nalungkot ka ba?

11:06Hindi daw.

11:07Hindi na, no?

11:08Hindi ba?

11:09Talaga?

11:10Eh, na-stop.

11:11Panggang sa, hindi ko alam paano ulit kami, nagsimula ulit eh.

11:16Nag-start yung relasyon namin, naging okay kami.

11:19Tapos, dire-diretsyo na siya.

11:21Tapos, okay nga din sa family namin, sa family niya.

11:24Ang nice naman.

11:25I love it.

11:26Palakpakan natin yun.

11:27Love wins!

11:28Love wins.

11:30Ay, ay, ay.

11:32Ay!

11:34Ay!

11:35Kala mo na kalimutan namin.

11:36Kala mo na kalimutan namin, Jolala.

11:38Punta tayo dito sa ating,

11:40si Ate Jola na sira ulo dito.

11:45Tijola, may boyfriend ka ba ngayon?

11:48Oo.

11:50Uy!

11:51Ang shikip!

11:52Wait!

11:54Can you tell us more about your Jol, ba?

12:09Ano siya?

12:11Ah, showbiz and non-showbiz boyfriend.

12:14Siyempre, tahimik yung bukay.

12:16Diba?

12:17Kasi pag showbiz, masyadong maingay.

12:20Diba?

12:21Konting magawa mo lang,

12:23yun na headline na charot.

12:24Oo.

12:25Oo.

12:25So yun,

12:26kung non-showbiz, tahimik talaga.

12:28Kung gusto mo i-private,

12:29private talaga.

12:31Oo.

12:31Natahimik pala, no?

12:32Kasi nakaducting.

12:33Nakaducting.

12:34I'm burning!

12:36I'm burning!

12:37I'm burning!

12:38I'm burning!

12:41Naducting.

12:41Ganon pala yun, no?

12:43Well, we wish you the best,

12:44Ate Jolan.

12:45UNCJ, Ate Micah.

12:47I love it.

12:48Truth, truth.

12:49Alam nyo, kahit mahal na mahal natin sila,

12:51Mr. Vice Chair, ano?

12:52O, hindi sila makakatakas dito sa ating

12:55Executive Whisperer.

12:56Okay, Mr. Vice Chair.

12:58Ito po, meron na po kayong dalawang pagpipilian.

13:00Pwede niyong sabihin live sa mic

13:01o pwede niyong sabihin live

13:03sa mga tenga namin

13:04at hindi malalaman ng ating mga honorables yan.

13:06I promise.

13:08Now,

13:11Ate Jolan.

13:12Yes.

13:13Sa mga naging ex-mong artista,

13:16kanino ka

13:19pinakanahirapan

13:20mag-move on?

13:22Parang alam ko na yun.

13:24Hindi, as a fan lang.

13:27Ano ba yun?

13:28Naka-subaybay.

13:29Naka-subaybay ang kayong...

13:31Bulong or sagot?

13:32Mayagawin mo na lang yun.

13:33Bulong, sagot o utot?

13:35Utot.

13:36Kasi napigilan eh, napigilan kasi.

13:39Bulong nalang.

13:40Bulong.

13:41Ay!

13:48Alam ko, wala akong nai-tinya.

13:53Nya?

13:53Hindi nga'y mong kaniligyan.

13:56May tulilihat ako dito sa kahit

13:58kayong mahina.

13:59Ano ba yan?

14:01Kakabalibaring yan sa kahit.

14:03Bukulburay yung take-on.

14:05Okay.

14:06Eto na.

14:08Micah, you ready?

14:09Mm-hmm.

14:10Ready.

14:11Micah, sino sa Sexbomb Girls

14:13ang nagkaroon

14:14ng malalang away?

14:16Ang basa ko malalang laway?

14:19Dalawis?

14:19Woo!

14:22Ano ako bubulong?

14:24Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

14:28Wala hanggang.

14:29Hirap ito bit.

14:31Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha!

14:31Ano, bulong ba?

14:33Bulong ba sasabihin mo?

14:34Bulong nalang?

14:34Bulong, sabihin o utot.

14:36Ah, ha-ha-ha!

14:37Usapang pigil gasito eh.

14:38Pag hindi daw, pwede malayin o.

14:40Pag hindi nyo sasagotin,

14:42umutot kayo ngayon.

14:43Ha ha ha ha ha!

14:44If you don't have to answer your question now...

14:46I'm a cheer.

14:53Is this a story?

15:00It's like a little...

15:07Do you know,

15:08if you're going to write it to Lola Basang

15:10That's it!

15:12Come!

15:13Come!

15:14It's so beautiful!

15:16Juicy!

15:17Juicy!

15:18Juicy!

15:19Juicy!

15:20Juicy!

15:21Juicy!

15:21Thank you so much!

15:22Let's go to Lola!

15:24Sexbomb Michael!

15:25Sexbomb Jola!

15:28Congratulations,

15:29Deserve na Sexbomb

15:30for the show to be a show!

15:32Yes!

15:33Until you can,

15:34just go!

15:35We won't finish it!

15:37We won't do it!

15:39Our task for the week is

15:41no one can stop.

15:44If you want to have a plan,

15:46if you want to stop,

15:46don't stop.

15:48Because no one can stop.

15:50If you're full of your face,

15:52I will tell you!

15:53No one can stop!

15:55No one can stop!

15:56No one can stop!

15:57Yes!

15:58And we want to thank you

16:00for our audience.

16:01Thank you!

16:02Thank you!

16:08Thank you!

16:09Thanks!

16:09We have to give you a personally

16:09to us.

16:09we will move to you.

16:10You

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