Muggs' rich Uncle Pete is coming to visit. Unfortunately, Muggs' late father had bragged that he had seven kids, so Muggs recruits the members of the gang to pose as his family—including Glimpy as his sister, Annabelle. Things turn sour, however.
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00:01:05Hey, have you seen anything of mud, Mr. Greenblatt?
00:01:08No, and if I don't never see him again, it will still be too quick.
00:01:12Oh, prejudice, huh?
00:01:14That's what I'm going to tell my mother, not to buy any more of your butter.
00:01:16If you get some.
00:01:17Come on, we're not going to find much then and here, let's go.
00:01:20Hey, you got any eggs?
00:01:24Maybe he's in there.
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:32What are you wanting me to do, you hoodlums?
00:01:34Losing my license?
00:01:36No manners allowed.
00:01:37Stay out before I throw you out.
00:01:39Oh, I forgot, I already threw you out.
00:01:44Laying down the job, huh?
00:01:46Get up out of there.
00:01:48Have you seen him anyplace?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50Maybe he must be riding here somewhere.
00:01:51Yeah, his mother said he left home an hour ago.
00:01:53Hey, maybe some Nazi captured him, huh?
00:01:54If they did, I'll bet they wish they hadn't.
00:01:57Say it, fellas, looky here.
00:01:58We got visitors.
00:02:03The Cherry Street gang.
00:02:04I'll see you later.
00:02:05Oh, there.
00:02:08There they are now, fellas.
00:02:11Let's go.
00:02:15Come on.
00:02:23Where are you going?
00:02:24Who wants to know?
00:02:26I want to know.
00:02:27I'm telling you.
00:02:28Hey, you.
00:02:29Hey, I dare you to knock this off my shoulder.
00:02:30I dare you.
00:02:31I dare you.
00:02:31Go ahead.
00:02:33Daring, isn't it?
00:02:34Hey, you guys.
00:02:36No rough stuff.
00:02:37No rough stuff.
00:02:37You Cherry Streeters.
00:02:38Go on back to your own neighborhood now.
00:02:40Go on.
00:02:41It's okay, Flanagan.
00:02:42There ain't going to be no rough stuff.
00:02:43How do we find mugs, anyway?
00:02:45You looking for him, too?
00:02:46Yeah.
00:02:46Where is he?
00:02:47That's what we'd like to know.
00:02:48I'm looking for him myself.
00:02:50I wish I could lay my hands on him.
00:02:51Me, too.
00:02:52Me, too.
00:02:52I'll murder him.
00:02:52I'll murder him.
00:02:53Well, if we find him first, we'll save a little piece for you.
00:02:56Come on, gang.
00:03:00I wouldn't want to be in Muggsy's shoes.
00:03:02I don't blame you with those sides 12 kalabas you got here.
00:03:06Come on.
00:03:08Muggsy's around here somewhere, so keep your eyes peeled for him.
00:03:19Don't get so fresh with your feet.
00:03:29He ain't in there.
00:03:30Come on.
00:03:30Let's get out of here.
00:03:35Hey, Muggsy.
00:03:36He's not there.
00:03:42Well, we've looked just about every place we can look.
00:03:45Hey, maybe he took my advice and went to see Dr. Blum.
00:03:47I don't know how, but he sure disappeared.
00:04:01And he went from nowhere.
00:04:03I don't understand.
00:04:10Hey, fellas, look.
00:04:14Come on.
00:04:22Uh-oh.
00:04:25Hello, Flanagan.
00:04:28Goodbye, Flanagan.
00:04:30Hey, Flanagan.
00:04:38Sorry.
00:04:39All right, I'll take the $16.
00:04:40All right.
00:04:43That's the last time to really start out.
00:04:45You understand?
00:04:46Hey, what is this?
00:04:47Mutiny?
00:04:48Oh, you'll find out.
00:04:49Grab him, Eddie.
00:04:50Yeah.
00:04:52Let me go, you lugs.
00:04:53This will probably hurt me more than it will hurt you.
00:04:55Yeah, but not in the same place.
00:04:57Wait.
00:04:58Hold.
00:04:58One.
00:04:59Two.
00:05:00Oh.
00:05:00Three.
00:05:01Four.
00:05:01Four.
00:05:02Five.
00:05:03Six.
00:05:04Seven.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:07Oh.
00:05:08Two.
00:05:09Twelve.
00:05:10Thirteen.
00:05:11Fourteen.
00:05:12Fifteen.
00:05:13Sixteen.
00:05:14Sixteen.
00:05:17Not only mutiny, it's firing an assault.
00:05:19Congratulations, Muggsy.
00:05:20Today you are a man.
00:05:21Sure, now you're in a draft.
00:05:22Now, bust your head open, young man.
00:05:24Oh, what are you getting sore about?
00:05:25What are you getting sore about?
00:05:26I wish it was my boy, say.
00:05:27You do?
00:05:27Well, we can fix that up.
00:05:28Sure, Ben.
00:05:29Don't.
00:05:29I was only kidding.
00:05:30I was only kidding.
00:05:31Why don't I keep my big mouth shut?
00:05:32It's a good idea.
00:05:33When you learn to keep your mouth shut and use your brains,
00:05:35a little you might improve.
00:05:35You might get someplace.
00:05:37Like me.
00:05:37Yes, Chief.
00:05:38Now, if you guys are through playing kid games,
00:05:41let's hit the breeze.
00:05:42Hey, wait a minute.
00:05:43Yeah, look.
00:05:51Come on, Muggsy.
00:05:55How do you like that?
00:05:56Swell, huh?
00:05:57Okay, fellas.
00:05:58One, two, three.
00:05:59Happy birthday.
00:06:01That's enough.
00:06:02Speech.
00:06:02Speech.
00:06:05Speech.
00:06:07Speech.
00:06:09Speech.
00:06:10Speech.
00:06:10Speech.
00:06:12On the customers I am to making those speeches,
00:06:15this thing like this leaves me kind of wordless.
00:06:19Makes me realize how much I ignored my vocabulation
00:06:21when I was a kid.
00:06:23There's only one thing I can say,
00:06:25and that is you're a swell bunch of rats
00:06:28and you shouldn't have done this.
00:06:29Yay!
00:06:31Hey, Muggsy, look at those presents.
00:06:32Yeah, here you go.
00:06:34A swell bunch of tools.
00:06:36What is it?
00:06:36It's a manicure set in case you get sick.
00:06:39Manicure, you dope.
00:06:40Manicure.
00:06:41That's what I said.
00:06:41That's what I said.
00:06:42Yeah, they cut their nails wet.
00:06:44Oh, that's swell.
00:06:45Now I won't have to wreck my mother's scissors no more.
00:06:48Hey, get a load of this, Muggsy.
00:06:49Yeah, yeah, one of them, uh, reverberator.
00:06:51They're pretty hard to get now, too.
00:06:53Yeah, plug it in, plug it in.
00:06:54All right.
00:06:55Looks like an electric razor.
00:06:56Nah, I'll show you.
00:06:57You put it here, you put it there,
00:06:58makes you feel good all over.
00:07:00Try it.
00:07:00Oh, no thanks.
00:07:01I got shaken up enough this morning.
00:07:04Feed me, Daddy.
00:07:05Eat to the worst.
00:07:07If it wasn't my birthday,
00:07:08I'd belt you with this thing.
00:07:09If you do that, you'll do it all year round.
00:07:12Muggsy, throw your lip over there.
00:07:13A genuine B-flat bugle.
00:07:15That's a beaut.
00:07:17Why'd you get me a flat one?
00:07:18Ginsburg was a lot of the other kind.
00:07:20Say, when you get in the draft,
00:07:21maybe they'll let you be the bugler, maybe, huh?
00:07:23Oh, he can't do that.
00:07:24He don't get up that old year.
00:07:25Hey, uh, hey, Muggsy, play something.
00:07:27How does taps go?
00:07:31Get in!
00:07:32When I play music, I only need one leader.
00:07:34Tell me how taps goes.
00:07:45You pick things up easy, don't you?
00:07:51I'll bet he's in there.
00:07:52Come on.
00:08:09Are you going to invite us to your party?
00:08:11I would invite you slugs to my wake.
00:08:14Now blow.
00:08:21Okay, you asked for it.
00:08:23Come on, fellas.
00:08:27Hey, Danny!
00:08:28Flippy!
00:08:32Hey!
00:08:33What kind of double cross is this?
00:08:34Good day, remember, Muggsy?
00:08:36Oh, that's different.
00:08:37Did you bring me a present?
00:08:38Yeah, we bring you some presents.
00:08:40Come on, fellas.
00:08:41Hey, where you going?
00:08:44One, two, three, four.
00:08:48Hey, Butch.
00:08:48Oh, Butch.
00:08:51This is easier on your hands, like this.
00:08:54Oh!
00:08:56Five, six.
00:09:00Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen.
00:09:02Hey, what's the matter?
00:09:04Can't you count?
00:09:05You didn't have to be so enthusiastic about it.
00:09:07Well, I'm happy today.
00:09:08Maybe this will make you feel a little happier.
00:09:13Come on, sit back here.
00:09:14Oh, no!
00:09:15Let me out of here!
00:09:16Come on, Michael!
00:09:17Fire them!
00:09:18Go ahead!
00:09:26Ow!
00:09:27Oh, take that!
00:09:28Ah, here!
00:09:29There you, fellas, quick!
00:09:30Hey, look up now.
00:09:31Come on.
00:09:32Come on.
00:09:33Come on.
00:09:34Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:09:35Come on, you're going to help me.
00:09:36Ah!
00:09:36Twelve!
00:09:38Fifteen!
00:09:40Fifteen!
00:09:41Fifteen!
00:09:41Sixteen!
00:09:42Seventeen!
00:09:43Eighteen!
00:09:44Happy birthday!
00:09:45And go out up there before I forget what day it is.
00:09:47Go on now!
00:09:48You forgot to give me one for good luck.
00:09:50Ah, here it is.
00:09:53Look at you, Pete.
00:09:54Ha, ha, ha!
00:09:55One!
00:09:56Get out of here, every one of you.
00:09:57Go on now!
00:09:58Ha, ha!
00:10:05Ha!
00:10:05Ha, ha!
00:10:05Ha!
00:10:05What'll I do? What'll I do? What'll I tell him anyway?
00:10:10What's the matter, Ma? You put on love and pinched again?
00:10:14No. Worse than that.
00:10:17Well, don't keep it to yourself. Just ahead of this house, I should know all these problems.
00:10:22Come on, give.
00:10:23See that?
00:10:32Dear Molly. Enclosed is a check for Ethelbert's... Ethelbert's... Ethelbert's birthday.
00:10:42Is he 14 or 15... Enclosed is a check.
00:10:54In the dish, in the dish.
00:11:02Wow! 50 clams!
00:11:04That's a lot of potato chips and beer.
00:11:07And Uncle Peter's all right. He must really be loaded.
00:11:10Hey, Ma.
00:11:12You take us and buy yourself that new coat you've been needing so bad.
00:11:15You know the one at Grassberg's window?
00:11:18What's the matter, Ma? Didn't you hear me?
00:11:24Read the rest.
00:11:26Even though I have been able to read the might of his handwriting,
00:11:32remember their birthdays pretty well for the last 15 years,
00:11:36I can't keep track of all your children's ages.
00:11:42All your children's ages?
00:11:44Oh, Ma, you've been holding out on me.
00:11:46It's a long story, Ethelbert.
00:11:48Go ahead and read the letter first.
00:11:52They must be pretty grown up by now.
00:11:55All seven of them.
00:11:59I bet your little Annabelle is pretty.
00:12:02If she takes you after her mother, she must be.
00:12:07Annabelle?
00:12:09Hey, what is this?
00:12:10Did Uncle Pete ever have hallucinations?
00:12:12No, Ethelbert.
00:12:14I don't get it.
00:12:15Please quit calling me Ethelbert.
00:12:17Sit down, son.
00:12:18No, thanks.
00:12:20You sit down.
00:12:24Well, you see your Uncle Pete isn't really your uncle.
00:12:27No?
00:12:27No.
00:12:28He and your father were the two best bricklayers
00:12:31in Local 17 before we were married.
00:12:33Well, what happened to Uncle Pete?
00:12:35Well, he went out west.
00:12:37He heard there were punching cattle out there,
00:12:39and so he wanted to take a crack at it.
00:12:41That was 20 years ago.
00:12:43I guess he's still out there yet.
00:12:45What's all this got to do with having seven kids?
00:12:47Well, you know what a bluffer and a boaster your father was.
00:12:52He could exaggerate a little.
00:12:54Well, every year or so after we were married,
00:12:57he'd write Pete and tell him we had another child.
00:13:00When he got up to seven, I made him quit.
00:13:03So that's where Uncle Pete got his idea.
00:13:07I wanted to write your Uncle Pete for the last five years
00:13:09and tell him the whole truth.
00:13:11But I didn't want to make a liar out of your father.
00:13:13Oh, forget it.
00:13:14My, I still don't see what you're so upset about.
00:13:18Read the last page of that letter.
00:13:22I am in Chicago on a big cattle deal,
00:13:24so I'll drop over and see you all right soon.
00:13:28I want your kids to meet my little gal Judy and my horse Lightning.
00:13:32As if it's yours, oh, as ever yours, Pete.
00:13:37Well, I guess you won't have to tell him now.
00:13:41He's going to find out for himself.
00:13:43Yes, and the worst of it is he's been sending birthday checks
00:13:46to all seven of you for the last 15 years.
00:13:49Sending checks for 15 years?
00:13:52Well, that puts a different surface on things.
00:13:57Now, Pop, I always knew you was a good pool shooter,
00:13:59but I didn't think you'd leave us behind the eight ball like that.
00:14:04Seven kids.
00:14:05One of them's got to be a girl yet.
00:14:07Yes, I, I think it was seven.
00:14:09You think?
00:14:11Oh, Ma, you ought to keep track of things like that.
00:14:17Well, there we are, gal, right over yonder.
00:14:20Mrs. Murphy, look.
00:14:23Well, here we are.
00:14:26What in the world would they like to that be?
00:14:29A rake here, whatever.
00:14:31Buffalo Bill.
00:14:32No?
00:14:34Are you all right, Judy?
00:14:36Yeah.
00:14:36Well, get out from under my feet, you young mavericks.
00:14:39Skip.
00:14:41Well, how do you do, ma'am?
00:14:44Do you reckon you could tell us the whereabouts of the trail leading to the McGinnis outfit?
00:14:49Who's McGinnis?
00:14:50Yes, ma'am.
00:14:51A widow woman with, oh, quite a tolerable size herd of young'uns.
00:14:54Well, that Molly McGinnis lives up there at third floor north.
00:14:57But she ain't got no herd of nothing.
00:14:59Well, Pappy, I reckon we've been following a dead trail.
00:15:03Oh, I don't reckon so.
00:15:04Well, thank you, ma'am.
00:15:05But we'll just mosey on up there and find out for our...
00:15:07Oh!
00:15:09Gregory!
00:15:15Me pistols and bullets you've got to play yet?
00:15:18You, you, you, you schlumped...
00:15:20Oh, just take this shootin' iron before that young maverick goes plum loco.
00:15:24Come on, Judy.
00:15:26Do you see what I see?
00:15:28Uncle Pete.
00:15:30I was afraid you'd say that.
00:15:36These foreigners, huh?
00:15:38Can't even speak English.
00:15:41Well, what's gonna do, Mom?
00:15:43I'm going to tell him the whole truth.
00:15:46Can't do that and make a liar out of Pop.
00:15:50Well...
00:15:50Look, anything Pop got you into, I can get you out of.
00:15:53You always said I was a chip off your old blockhead, didn't you?
00:15:55Yes.
00:15:56Well, bring on your Uncle Pete.
00:16:00Uh-oh.
00:16:01You don't have to bring him on.
00:16:02He's here.
00:16:12Oh, uh...
00:16:13I beg your pardon, stranger, but...
00:16:15Is Mrs. Molly McGinnis anywhere hereabouts?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19He's right thereabouts.
00:16:22Pete Monaghan!
00:16:23Molly!
00:16:24Yeah!
00:16:25Oh!
00:16:26Oh!
00:16:28Well, well, well, let me look at you.
00:16:31Oh, you haven't changed a bit in 20 years.
00:16:33Oh, go along with you, Pete Monaghan.
00:16:35You haven't changed yourself, but you're a bit whiter.
00:16:37Oh!
00:16:39Well, come on in.
00:16:41You're beginning to feel a dress.
00:16:42Oh, thank you very kindly.
00:16:46Oh, I'm forgetting all about my little Judy.
00:16:49Come on over here, Judy.
00:16:52Judy, this is your Aunt Molly McGinnis.
00:16:54Well, howdy, Aunt Molly.
00:16:58Well, now, Judy, you look just like your good-looking father.
00:17:02Oh, and this is my boy, Ethelbert.
00:17:05Well, hi, Ethelbert.
00:17:07Hi.
00:17:08I'm your Uncle Pete from Texas.
00:17:09Yeah, I get it, Dad.
00:17:10I pegged you when you rode up.
00:17:12Yeah.
00:17:12And this is my little gal, Judy.
00:17:15Hi, Ethelbert.
00:17:16Oh, not bad.
00:17:17That is, uh, it wasn't bad.
00:17:20I reckon I'm right glad to meet you, Ethelbert.
00:17:23Look, if we're gonna get along, you better call me Mugs.
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:26Well, now, won't you sit down?
00:17:27You must be tired after your long ride.
00:17:29Thank you, Molly.
00:17:30You didn't ride all the way from Texas, did you?
00:17:31Oh, shucks, no.
00:17:32We shipped our horses on by special car.
00:17:34Just thought we'd give you New Yorkers a treat, that's all.
00:17:37Well, don't suppose you ever see any horseflesh around here anymore, do you?
00:17:40Least, why, not a good one.
00:17:41Well, they are getting kind of scared.
00:17:44Won't be long now with everybody running out of their red card.
00:17:47Oh, that's a good one.
00:17:48Well, come on, let's sit down.
00:17:50Thank you, Molly.
00:17:51Sit down, Mom.
00:17:55Well, Molly, where's the rest of your young'uns?
00:17:57And where's little Annabelle?
00:17:59See, I want Judy to meet her kind of special life.
00:18:03Annabelle?
00:18:04Oh, yes, Annabelle.
00:18:06Well...
00:18:07How long are you going to be in New York, Unc?
00:18:08Oh, quite a spell, I reckon.
00:18:09You see, I promised to show Judy your old sights.
00:18:12Statue of Liberty, Grant's tune, or that big radio center outfit.
00:18:17Judy here liked the fellow for a horse looking up at that big building.
00:18:21Well, Pappy, I never did.
00:18:23Yes, you did, Judy.
00:18:25I guess that would be kind of tough on your equilibrium and all that sort of thing.
00:18:29Yes, sir, yes, sir.
00:18:31Come on, Molly.
00:18:32Round up the rest of your herd and want to look them over.
00:18:35Well, uh, I...
00:18:37Yeah, they're, uh, working, uh...
00:18:40Uh, yeah, they're working.
00:18:41That's what they're doing.
00:18:42They're working in a defense plan.
00:18:43Little Annabelle working, too?
00:18:45Well, Annabelle, she's, uh...
00:18:47She's a riveter.
00:18:48Yeah, you know...
00:18:49Oh, it's murder, riveter, all day long.
00:18:53Richard, that's some patriotic of her.
00:18:56You must be mighty proud of her, Molly.
00:18:58Mighty proud.
00:18:59Yep.
00:19:00Don't know what Mom would do without them.
00:19:02Well, I ain't done so bad back home myself, Molly.
00:19:06I own the second biggest ranch in Texas, don't I?
00:19:09You sure do.
00:19:10And while we're here, we just made up our mind to show you all the rip-snortinest time you ever
00:19:16did see, Molly.
00:19:17You know, I...
00:19:18I don't think it's quite right.
00:19:20Now, now, Molly.
00:19:21Don't you worry about nothin'.
00:19:23Money ain't no idea.
00:19:24Well, there's plenty of thousand dollars back home there still running around on four feet.
00:19:28So, you just take it easy.
00:19:30Well, I guess Judy and me will mosey along back toward the hotel.
00:19:34Come along, Judy.
00:19:35It's been right good seeing you again, Molly.
00:19:37Well, you too, Ethelbert.
00:19:39Yeah, so long, Uncle Pete.
00:19:40We're putting up the Park Central Plaza Hotel if you want to reach us, but we'll be seeing each other
00:19:45pretty pronto now.
00:19:47And when we do, we're sure gonna have big doings, ain't we, Judy?
00:19:51We sure are.
00:19:52Well, come along, Judy.
00:19:57Well, adios, amigos.
00:19:59Hasta la vista.
00:20:00Uh, same to you and many of them.
00:20:03Don't get your spurs caught in those holes in the carpet, Unc.
00:20:06Well.
00:20:10There you are.
00:20:11We got away with it, didn't we?
00:20:12Well, but they're going to be in town for weeks.
00:20:14Well, don't be detrimental, Mar.
00:20:16Just take one day at a time.
00:20:17Everything's Jake so far.
00:20:18Well, I don't know.
00:20:21I think I'll make sure they're leaving.
00:20:34Wow.
00:20:36Well, bust my britches.
00:20:41Why, the ornery.
00:20:45Where is the low-down horse thief that done this?
00:20:49Hey, young, put that hardware away.
00:20:51Where is he, I say?
00:20:52Show me.
00:20:53Young, come put those rods away, will ya?
00:20:55Yeah, but look what some varmints done.
00:20:56He done stole my saddle.
00:20:57Oh, nobody stole them.
00:20:59They just borrowed them, that's all.
00:21:00Oh, you know who it was?
00:21:01No, not exactly, but I'll straighten the whole thing out.
00:21:03Oh, all right, Ethelbert, if you say so.
00:21:07Look, Muggs, Muggs is the name.
00:21:08I just said so.
00:21:09I'll straighten everything out.
00:21:10Now, get those mules and get back to the hotel, will ya?
00:21:13All right, Ethelbert.
00:21:13Try to get a cop and come around here and there'll be a lot of confusion.
00:21:15I never had anything like this happen to me before, though.
00:21:18No, well, you know, New York's a big town.
00:21:20Yeah, come on, Judy.
00:21:21Come on, let's go.
00:21:26Now, watch those red lights or you'll get a ticket.
00:21:31Boy, this is murder.
00:21:34Hey, Ma!
00:21:35I'll be late for supper!
00:21:47Don't worry, Muggs, I'll be right behind you.
00:21:49Oh, far behind me.
00:21:54Hey ho, Shimmer!
00:21:58Yeah, Shimmer!
00:21:59Bring your gun!
00:22:00Bang!
00:22:01Bang!
00:22:02They got me, Tonto!
00:22:04Stay on and I'll get you there!
00:22:07Good as I do it.
00:22:08Hey, Shimmer!
00:22:10Bang!
00:22:11Hey!
00:22:11Hey, my boy!
00:22:25Well, that takes care of the first part of the situation.
00:22:29The second part is a little more congestive.
00:22:31Yeah, who we got to fight now?
00:22:32We don't got to fight nobody.
00:22:34We got to lick a delicate situation.
00:22:36Gee, I never fought one of them before.
00:22:38You don't fight them.
00:22:39You illuminate them by the process of inductions.
00:22:42You what?
00:22:43Well, I'll explain it to you.
00:22:46You take all the illuminations on this side and the inductions on this side.
00:22:49Then you mix them all up.
00:22:51When you get all through, you get what is known as the, uh, you get the, uh...
00:22:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:57I get it now, yeah.
00:23:01Yeah, I thought you'd get it.
00:23:06My mother needs a big family.
00:23:08Seven kids.
00:23:09And one of them's got to be a girl.
00:23:11What?
00:23:13What's more, she needs them by tomorrow.
00:23:15Hey, that's awful short notice.
00:23:17We ain't waiting for the stork to bring these kids.
00:23:19This is an urgent case.
00:23:21Well, tell me how you're going to get around that.
00:23:23Simple.
00:23:24And the movement pickers when you need kids?
00:23:26They got kids.
00:23:28That's how we're going to get them.
00:23:30The only part that bothers me is the girl.
00:23:32The girl's always a part of me.
00:23:33Let me see.
00:23:35One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:23:45You ain't going to count me in on this, are you?
00:23:48I got an angle.
00:23:49We found you on a doorstep under a couple of bottles of milk, so we re-topted you.
00:23:52That's just a minor detail.
00:23:53The question is, which one of you will love to be my sister?
00:23:56Your sister?
00:23:56My sister, yeah.
00:23:58S-I-S-ter.
00:23:59Eenie, meenie, miney, flimpy.
00:24:02What's the matter with you?
00:24:03You're going to say me being a girl?
00:24:04It's not such a thing of being a girl.
00:24:05It's a predicament.
00:24:06I quit the club.
00:24:06I'm going home.
00:24:07You're not my leader no more.
00:24:08I give my life for you.
00:24:09But being a girl, that's out of the question.
00:24:10I'm telling you, I quit.
00:24:14Turn around, sister dear.
00:24:15I want to give you the once-over.
00:24:17Now, wait a minute.
00:24:18This is not only embarrassing, but it's very humiliating.
00:24:20We're not going to get away with it.
00:24:21Shut up, or I'll smell your lipstick, beast.
00:24:23Jack Benny got away with it in Charlie's aunt, didn't he?
00:24:26Yeah, but this is a different story.
00:24:27Hey, this is Muggsy's uncle.
00:24:29Hey, not bad.
00:24:30Muggsy's uncle, Charlie's aunt.
00:24:31Pretty good, huh?
00:24:33No?
00:24:34Turn around.
00:24:38Do you see what I see?
00:24:41Oh, I'm running my stocking.
00:24:44The pants.
00:24:45The pants.
00:24:46Didn't I tell you to take them off?
00:24:47I did, but it was too drafted that way.
00:24:49You want me to catch them on you?
00:24:50I'll take them off now.
00:24:51You're in front of everybody?
00:24:52Stop.
00:24:53You're embarrassing me.
00:24:54Hey, Benny.
00:24:54Roll them up.
00:24:55Take it.
00:24:57You're just a wrong G.
00:24:58Never did nothing right in your whole life.
00:25:09Uh, very close things.
00:25:11They're murder, ain't they, lady?
00:25:18Make with the rush.
00:25:19She looks beautiful.
00:25:21Hold this hunk of leather.
00:25:22Now, you keep those up, you understand?
00:25:24Take my arm.
00:25:38Well, look, it ain't Georgie the chip.
00:25:41What are you doing in here?
00:25:42I was going to ask you the same thing.
00:25:43I didn't know you allowed rats in a swell joint like this.
00:25:45Why, you blue.
00:25:46And I'll lay you like a rug.
00:25:48Yes, madame.
00:25:53What's going on here?
00:25:54Eh, nothing that would interest you.
00:25:56As far as you're concerned, the next time you...
00:25:58I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave.
00:26:00You have no business here.
00:26:01Oh, they have no business here, huh?
00:26:03No, I don't think so.
00:26:04Well, does Mr. Monahan, the multi, multi, multi, multi-millionaire from Texas happen to live here?
00:26:10Yes, Mr. Monahan is staying here.
00:26:12Well, that's our business.
00:26:13Mr. Monahan happens to be my uncle.
00:26:16In fact, he happens to be all of our uncles, including Scruano.
00:26:19I hope to tell you he is.
00:26:20But get off High Horse before I make him buy this hotel just so I can fire you.
00:26:25Come on, Garcian.
00:26:26Make with the room service.
00:26:27Tell my uncle we're waiting for him.
00:26:29Oh, come on.
00:26:29Don't be out of a lesson.
00:26:30I'll report you to the janitor.
00:26:40Mr. Monahan's room, please.
00:26:42Well, now that I've overcome that obstacle, I'll get back to you.
00:26:45Is that what you were saying before we were so crudely interrupted?
00:26:48What are you guys up to?
00:26:49We ain't up to nothing.
00:26:50We're just trying to see our uncle.
00:26:52Yeah, he's got a barrel of dough.
00:26:53Yeah, he owns the whole state of Texas.
00:26:56Yeah, the whole state.
00:26:58Wimpy.
00:26:59Get out of there.
00:27:01Hey, what is this?
00:27:02I'll tell you what it is.
00:27:03It's none of your business.
00:27:04If you open your kisser, I'll kick your feet in.
00:27:06Yeah, both of them.
00:27:07Right away, sir.
00:27:12I beg your pardon, but Mr. Monahan would like you to go right to his suite.
00:27:16Beg your pardon?
00:27:17And let that be a lesson to you.
00:27:20I'm very sorry, sir.
00:27:22All right, all right.
00:27:23Just remember, my good man, never judge a book by its cover, unless you've read it.
00:27:28Quite so, sir.
00:27:29This way, please.
00:27:31Excuse me.
00:27:38I don't know what's on your mind, but remember, those teeth will be pretty hard to swallow.
00:27:48It's 12.42.
00:27:53Watch out with that saddle.
00:28:00Now, Judy, your Aunt Molly's herd's on the way up.
00:28:03Fine, Pappy.
00:28:04I'm sure I'm wanting to meet that little Annabelle.
00:28:06Yeah, I sure want you two gals now to be the best of friends.
00:28:09You betcha.
00:28:11Well, I reckon I'll go ahead and frizz up my hair a little.
00:28:12All right.
00:28:1912.42.
00:28:2112.42.
00:28:23There it is.
00:28:25Now, I'll do all the talking.
00:28:26Remember that.
00:28:27You mugs are just in on a pass.
00:28:29First guy that steps out of line gets a dent in a skull.
00:28:32Chief, remember you're just in on a pass first guy?
00:28:34What'd I do?
00:28:35I didn't do nothing.
00:28:37No loads of scum.
00:28:38I don't know what's the matter with you.
00:28:40I'm sorry.
00:28:41I'm sorry.
00:28:41I didn't mean it.
00:28:42Get one thing through your thick skull.
00:28:44Keep your scourge down and your voice up.
00:28:52Oh, hi, Uncle Pete.
00:28:53Well, hi, Ethelbert.
00:28:55Well, come on in, guys.
00:28:56Hey, take a will.
00:28:58Well, well.
00:28:59You're fine.
00:29:02Well, we brought your saddles back, just like I said.
00:29:04Yeah, so you did.
00:29:06So you did.
00:29:07Thank you very much, Ethelbert.
00:29:08Pete, I want you to meet the McGinnis family.
00:29:11McGinnis family, I want you to meet your Uncle Pete from Texas.
00:29:13Say hello, fellas.
00:29:14Hi, Uncle.
00:29:15Hi, fellas.
00:29:16Hello, Uncle Pete.
00:29:17Hi, John.
00:29:22Oh, well, he ain't really one of the family.
00:29:24We found him on the doorstep, so we re-dopted him.
00:29:27Well, I thought he looked like a stray from some other herd.
00:29:30Well, fellas, I, well, well.
00:29:33So this is little Annabelle, huh?
00:29:35Yes, it's me, but not very little, though.
00:29:37Why, gal, you're just a spittin' image of your ma when she was your age.
00:29:41Well, come on over here, Annabelle, and give your old Uncle Pete a great big hug and kiss.
00:29:49You heard what your Uncle said, Annabelle?
00:29:52Yes, but I don't want to, oh, I'll mess my lipstick.
00:29:54I don't want to, please don't make me kiss him.
00:29:56Oh, come on, gal, I wouldn't hurt you.
00:29:59Oh, oh, don't, don't make me do it, oh, you know, mom, I'm bashful, you know.
00:30:04I'm, I'm afraid she is a little bashful, Uncle.
00:30:06You know, she's not used to too many boys and that stuff.
00:30:08We kind of keep her in tow.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Annabelle, make with the kiss.
00:30:17Sister.
00:30:18Yes.
00:30:25Well, what's the matter?
00:30:26Your mouthfege tickles.
00:30:29Say, you're a big gal, ain't you?
00:30:32Yes, big for my eyes.
00:30:35Well, bust my britches, I plum forgot about my own little maverick.
00:30:39Come on over here, Judy, I want you to meet your cousins.
00:30:43Hiya, Cousin Nethalbert, how are you?
00:30:44Hey, Judy, uh, meet the boys.
00:30:46Howdy, boys, how are you?
00:30:48Uh, black cub.
00:30:49Oh, how are you?
00:30:50Oh, Judy.
00:30:50Hiya.
00:30:51Hello, boys.
00:30:51And this is little Annabelle.
00:30:53Why, Cousin Annabelle.
00:30:56Boy, am I glad to meet you.
00:30:58Boy, am I glad to meet you.
00:31:02Well, why didn't your ma come along?
00:31:04Oh, she was busy, Uncle Pete, today's wash day.
00:31:06She was up to rubbo's in dirty shirts.
00:31:08That's too bad.
00:31:08Well, Pappy, if you don't mind, I think me and Annabelle's going on to my room.
00:31:12Oh, no, let's stay out here with the family.
00:31:13Oh, no, no, you two go on in there.
00:31:15Besides, I want to have a talk with the boys.
00:31:17Go on, show her your ropes, Judy.
00:31:18Oh, I don't need anybody to show me the ropes.
00:31:20Don't be stubborn, Annabelle.
00:31:22Oh, I don't want to go.
00:31:22Oh, sure, come on.
00:31:24Oh, no, come on, please.
00:31:25Oh, my goodness.
00:31:26You sure are husky for a city gal, ain't you?
00:31:29Well, you know, like I was telling you, she works in a shipyard.
00:31:31Builds up your muscles.
00:31:33I thought I was pretty strong.
00:31:34Come on, Cousin Annabelle.
00:31:36Oh.
00:31:39Boy, that sure is a great bunch of brothers you've got out there.
00:31:42Yes, aren't they?
00:31:45Just sit down a minute, honey.
00:31:46I want to fresh up a bit.
00:31:47I'll declare if you don't get dirty in this here city,
00:31:50it seems like all I do is take a bath, no matter what day it is.
00:31:53Well, I'll only be a minute.
00:31:55Oh, you're not going to take a bath now, are you?
00:31:57Oh, no, I'm just going to fresh up a month.
00:32:01Oh, would you like to play with my lariat?
00:32:05Your what?
00:32:06My lariat.
00:32:07Slide right over there on the table.
00:32:10Oh, yes, thank you.
00:32:13Careful you don't hogtie yourself.
00:32:17Yes, sir.
00:32:18Well, you're a mighty fine-looking bunch of youngsters.
00:32:22Your ma must be mighty proud of y'all.
00:32:24Oh, she is, I hope.
00:32:26You know, I've got a good notion to take the whole caboodle of you
00:32:29back to the ranch in Texas with me.
00:32:32In Texas?
00:32:32Yes, sir.
00:32:33Greatest place in the world.
00:32:35Got 10,000 head of cattle there.
00:32:37Just sold 1,000 head to the army.
00:32:39What do you do with the rest of the cattle after you sell the head?
00:32:43Oh, that's a good one.
00:32:45It is?
00:32:46He joined in.
00:32:48I've got to remember that one.
00:32:51Oh, yes.
00:32:52You've got to remember that one.
00:32:58Sure, it's a pretty little dress you've got there.
00:33:00Oh, it's nothing.
00:33:02It's nice, too, don't it?
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:05Pappy promised to buy me some city clothes while I was down here.
00:33:08Sure would like it if you'd come along and have to pick them out.
00:33:10Oh, me?
00:33:11Sure, why not?
00:33:13Oh, I wouldn't know where to go.
00:33:15Anyway, everything goes like the Dickens.
00:33:17Oh, sakes, don't worry about that.
00:33:19Pappy's just got piles of money.
00:33:21Well, come on, Annabelle.
00:33:22Let's go right now.
00:33:24Can I take you, Larry?
00:33:27That's the way of it.
00:33:32Pappy, me and Annabelle are going shopping.
00:33:34Well, fine, y'all, fine.
00:33:36Oh, no, I don't think I can go.
00:33:37Well, why not?
00:33:38I've got to help Mama with supper.
00:33:40Besides, you've got to be at the shipyards at 8 o'clock.
00:33:42Shipyard?
00:33:42Oh, yes, shipyard.
00:33:43We're riveting, you know.
00:33:45Oh, well, we've got plenty of time.
00:33:46Come on, Annabelle.
00:33:47Boy, sure we have.
00:33:48Besides, you all and you're all going to have supper with us.
00:33:50Now, come on.
00:33:51Get going, everybody.
00:33:52Give me my half there.
00:33:53Come on, now, you young mavericks.
00:33:54Get out of here.
00:33:55Come along here.
00:33:56Come on, gals.
00:33:59Come on, now, I'll show you something.
00:34:10I know a place you have to walk down the stairs to get the most beautiful suitcase you've ever done.
00:34:15I want cashing me a check for about $1,000.
00:34:18Certainly, Mr. Monarch.
00:34:21Yeah, I see.
00:34:22Better make it $2,000 more years.
00:34:24May want it water in a while tonight.
00:34:26Yes.
00:34:26Do it.
00:34:26Do it.
00:34:27I'll do it.
00:34:39Listen, one peep out of you and I'll have to...
00:34:41I've worn them pretty long this year, ain't they?
00:34:42They don't care how they wear them.
00:34:44What do you mean?
00:34:46Get a load of fancy pants.
00:34:53You ain't seen nothing, get it?
00:34:56Annabelle, we got to make a phone call.
00:34:58I don't want to make a phone call.
00:34:59Don't argue with your brother, Annabelle.
00:35:00We got to make a phone call.
00:35:02See?
00:35:03Thanks when you strain my nerves.
00:35:05Pardon me, lady.
00:35:06Get in there.
00:35:12Well, that's fine.
00:35:13Thank you very much, sir.
00:35:14You're welcome.
00:35:16Hey, Judy.
00:35:18Better see how far you can make that go, eh?
00:35:20Thank you, Pappy.
00:35:24Where's Annabelle?
00:35:26Oh, she's a telephone, but she'll be back here pronto.
00:35:28Oh, yeah.
00:35:33Get out of there.
00:35:36I demand you apologize.
00:35:38I apologize.
00:35:38I apologize.
00:35:45Well, youngsters, we'll bust the town wide open.
00:35:48What do you say, eh?
00:35:49There you are.
00:35:50Well, you two fillies better shake a leg now.
00:35:52You can shake both your legs now.
00:35:54Are we going alone just to do with us?
00:35:57Sure.
00:35:57You don't want none of the men folks around when you're buying them little silkies, do you?
00:36:01I don't reckon so, Pappy.
00:36:03Besides, we fellas got something we want to do.
00:36:05Now, you two go along.
00:36:06Go along with you.
00:36:06Oh, okay.
00:36:07Come on, Annabelle.
00:36:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:28Very chic, no?
00:36:29That is the latest style.
00:36:31It is so new, it ain't out yet, believe me.
00:36:35Well, fuck my bitches, if that ain't a rip snorter.
00:36:38Yes, but you look awful funny wearing it on a horse.
00:36:41I mean, horse.
00:36:44Silly.
00:36:46Look in, Annabelle.
00:36:47Here comes some more.
00:36:58I don't get that stuff.
00:37:00Sure is soft and silky.
00:37:01Come on over here and feel it, Annabelle.
00:37:05Oh, come on.
00:37:07I wonder, ma'am, if we could try some of these here things on.
00:37:10Me, me, mademoiselle, absoluto.
00:37:12It's a pleasure.
00:37:13Well, come on, Annabelle.
00:37:14Let's go see how we look at these here things.
00:37:15Who, me?
00:37:16Oh, who, Pete?
00:37:17Well, sure, if I can see to get you some things, too.
00:37:20Oh, no.
00:37:21They'd let me run out of the shipyards if I wore those.
00:37:23I just wear overalls.
00:37:25You go ahead.
00:37:26Well, okay.
00:37:27Which way are we going, ma'am?
00:37:29This way, mademoiselle.
00:37:30See, boufflé.
00:37:36Hey, putz.
00:37:39Oh, who's that there?
00:37:40Oh, there must be a man in there somewhere.
00:37:42Where is he hiding?
00:37:44That boy must be under here somewhere.
00:37:46Oh, get it out of there.
00:37:51Well, had a look, Annabelle.
00:38:00Well, what in the world are you laughing at?
00:38:02Oh, Pete, they play me.
00:38:05Yeah, I reckon they do look sort of funny, don't they?
00:38:07What kind of boots are you to wear with this outfit, ma'am?
00:38:09We have some very chic sandals.
00:38:12Sandals?
00:38:12What do you reckon I am, eh, Rand?
00:38:25You better throw off Buffalo Bill while I wise up my mom.
00:38:28Zoot!
00:38:33Mark.
00:38:34Mark!
00:38:35Here I am.
00:38:36Now, what in the world were you talking about over the telephone?
00:38:38And why did you cut me off?
00:38:39I can't give in a detail right now, ma'am, but just act natural like nothing happened and maybe it
00:38:43won't.
00:38:43And whatever you do, don't think.
00:38:45Well, Molly, here we are.
00:38:48Me and these young ones of yours sure have been having a time, haven't we?
00:38:52We sure have, Uncle Pete.
00:38:55Molly, Judy, little Annabelle get home yet?
00:38:58Little Annabelle?
00:38:59Sure.
00:39:00Annabelle, you know, ma.
00:39:01No, Unc, I guess they was delayed or maybe they're just buying out the store.
00:39:05You want to see the nice duds we got, ma?
00:39:07Hey, go on, boys.
00:39:08Show you, ma, what you got.
00:39:11You're doing fine, ma, just keep it up.
00:39:13And that soup there, like I was poured into it, it fits like a glove.
00:39:16Hey, fellas, show ma what Uncle Pete bought you.
00:39:19Take a look at that, ma.
00:39:20Oh, boy.
00:39:20Show it.
00:39:21It fits, too, man.
00:39:22Hi, Aunt Molly.
00:39:25Hello, ma.
00:39:27Uh, this is Annabelle.
00:39:29I mean, Annabelle's back already, ma.
00:39:31Show ma what you got, Annabelle.
00:39:32Oh, I got a beautiful suck out, referring everything on it.
00:39:35Oh, it's beautiful.
00:39:36She bought it for me today.
00:39:37And here's a little surprise for you, too, ain't it, Molly?
00:39:40Uh, ma.
00:39:41Ma, get out of that F.O.G.
00:39:42Here's a surprise for you.
00:39:43Big package.
00:39:44Hold that.
00:39:44Don't open.
00:39:45It'll Christmas, don't you?
00:39:46Save it.
00:39:46And, and, boy, boy, that re...
00:39:48I hope you like it, Mama.
00:39:49I hope you like it.
00:39:50Well, Molly, Judy and me will moosey along back toward the hotel.
00:39:54Now, I'll tell you what.
00:39:55You and these youngins all get ready and meet us there in about an hour,
00:39:58and we'll go out and have supper together.
00:39:59And then we'll take you in some of those there nightclubs.
00:40:01Oh, really, Pete?
00:40:03I don't think...
00:40:03That's a very entangling idea, Uncle,
00:40:05and I appreciate everything you've done for us.
00:40:07Well, that's fine, fine.
00:40:08Don't mention it.
00:40:09There's nothing too good for the McGinnis outfit, eh?
00:40:11Hey, thanks, Uncle Pete, boy.
00:40:13All right, come on, Judy.
00:40:17Well, Pat, old-timer, you've done all right for yourself.
00:40:21Yes, sir.
00:40:22You've sure done all right.
00:40:24Well, adios, muchachos.
00:40:27Hasta luego.
00:40:29Mucho gesundheit.
00:40:30Ha-ha, same music.
00:40:32Come along, Judy.
00:40:33Goodbye.
00:40:34Don't forget.
00:40:35About an hour now.
00:40:36Be expecting you.
00:40:38Well, Mrs. McJean, how does it feel to be the murderer seven?
00:40:42A fine bunch of rascals you are, all of you.
00:40:45And me own the worst of the lot.
00:40:47Muggs McGinnis, I don't know what to do with you.
00:40:50You certainly are a chip off the old...
00:40:53Chip off the old blockhead.
00:41:12Bustin' my britches.
00:41:13Don't you afraid you catch cold, gal?
00:41:15Is he kidding?
00:41:16No, he's not kidding.
00:41:17Where he comes from, he wears steer hides all summer long.
00:41:20What on earth do you suppose that is?
00:41:22Well, he's from deep in the heart of...
00:41:26And gold-plated, too.
00:41:27Get out here and see this.
00:41:31Yes, monsieur?
00:41:33Table.
00:41:33Have you a reservation?
00:41:34What do you think I am, an Indian?
00:41:38Oh, that's a good one.
00:41:39I've got to remember that one.
00:41:41Save your wind, honk.
00:41:42I've got a million gags like that.
00:41:44Come on, make with a ringside table for the governor of Texas.
00:41:47Yes, Mr. Governor.
00:41:48Yes, indeed.
00:41:48He ain't the governor.
00:41:50He's the governor.
00:41:50He's the guy that's paying the check.
00:41:52Oh, this way, Mr. Governor.
00:41:56Have a seat.
00:42:01Wait a minute.
00:42:02Watch it.
00:42:07Hey, bring me one of those camp chairs, will you?
00:42:11Thanks, bud.
00:42:13What's on the beach, gentlemen?
00:42:15Oh, I think I'll have a little bourbon.
00:42:17Kentucky bourbon, sir.
00:42:18Oh, I'm very sorry, but you're not allowed to serve liquor
00:42:21with miners at a table.
00:42:22Oh, well, never mind me.
00:42:23Just bring these young mavericks anything they want
00:42:25and bring it in double doses,
00:42:27even if you have to go out and get it.
00:42:29Now, wait a minute.
00:42:30Better put this away for your old age.
00:42:32Oh, thank you very much.
00:42:34Take good care of us now.
00:42:37Oh, I'm not going to stay long.
00:42:38I'm just going to have dinner, a little touch or two.
00:42:44Why, Muggs, that's your sister.
00:42:47Oh, yeah.
00:42:49Yeah, so it is.
00:42:50Hey, fellas, look.
00:42:51That's pretty good dancing, isn't it, eh?
00:42:57Ha-ha!
00:43:01Oh, it's great.
00:43:02Oh, it's great.
00:43:03Get some more.
00:43:04That ain't all.
00:43:05Sit down.
00:43:08Excuse me a minute, sugar.
00:43:10While I stake out a gold mine.
00:43:14Shouldn't be a minute.
00:43:18hello fellas I thought I detected a funny odor around here hello Annabelle how's your mother
00:43:25honey very well thank you and scray I'm Jay oh drag up a chair and sit down stranger any
00:43:31friend of bugs is welcome thank you sir I'm George Mooney yeah that's a good old Irish name
00:43:36my name is Pete Pete Monahan is my little gal Judy happy to meet you this morning would you care
00:43:43to dance with Monahan why yes she would but this one happens to be mine pardon me I'll show you
00:43:50an
00:43:50example of some Turkish during an artist that's done in New York just follow me closely and lay
00:43:56that thing down this is the way it goes where that mud dance is out of this world I wish
00:44:12he
00:44:13would how about you Annabelle you and me want to get your toes tonked on oh Uncle Pete I don't
00:44:19dance
00:44:19so good that'll be two of a kind come on oh yes such a silly boy oh come on honey
00:44:27boy now wait one two
00:44:34hey look Tonya you better scram while you're still in one piece well be senior
00:44:44I don't like the way he said that
00:44:54according to Muggsy owns half the state of Texas should be easy pickings thanks George oh don't thank me
00:45:01just give me my regular cut off the top right right
00:45:24hey what gives Georgie
00:45:26remember that meat coat we saw on the avenue the other day uh-huh sugar you got one arm in
00:45:32it already
00:45:34you got one arm in it for me
00:45:53undefined
00:45:53but I do not get me and the thing is an opportunity because I am a special
00:45:53thing that I am a part of you and the way with the field adds to the field on the
00:45:54way
00:45:54and I don't enough for any of you with the field and the way the way it plays
00:45:54and I can stay I was the job I won the way the way out of you and the way
00:45:54I won the way
00:45:55I'm a little bit better for a green sense of you and I am a great
00:46:04Hey, Judy, pretty snorty, eh?
00:46:07Oh, I'll say, Pabby.
00:46:09Oh, I don't know.
00:46:12I think it lacks a little finesse, if you know what I mean.
00:46:43I don't know.
00:47:04Hey, hey, Pabby, I don't know you're on coffee, man.
00:47:09Home, home of the range
00:47:16Where the deer and the antelope lay
00:47:25Where seldom is heard
00:47:30A discouraging word
00:47:37And the sky stays sunny
00:47:43All day
00:47:53Oh, say, play it once more
00:47:56Just once more
00:47:57And then we'll stop
00:47:58Hey, Muggs, go play it again
00:48:01Where's the fire?
00:48:02What's new?
00:48:03Listen
00:48:05Oh, I think he's got the range by now
00:48:08Don't you think we ought to go home?
00:48:09It's getting a big daylight
00:48:09Oh, just daylight every day
00:48:11Sit down and listen to that
00:48:12Yeah, but these kids got to go to work
00:48:14Like it's fishing Annabelle
00:48:15You know, she's a rivet of
00:48:16Yeah, let's get out of here
00:48:18My feet are killing me
00:48:19Yeah, see, I'm even getting hot
00:48:20I could do with a little shot on myself, Pabby
00:48:23All right, I reckon you're nothing
00:48:24With a bunch of tenterpeter
00:48:26We'll call it a day
00:48:28Waiter, waiter
00:48:31I guess we'll call it a day
00:48:33Get yourself a couple of warbots
00:48:35Oh, thank you very much
00:48:38Come on, youngsters
00:48:39Let's go home, everybody
00:48:40Okay, let's go
00:48:43Oh, are we there?
00:48:48Yeah
00:48:49Well, now listen, youngsters
00:48:50Don't forget
00:48:51Hey, shorty
00:48:52Billy the Kid will pay the check
00:48:53Now get him out of here
00:48:54Before he wakes up the whole neighborhood
00:48:59I see you fellas at the club
00:49:01At 11 o'clock sharp
00:49:02What do you mean, 11 o'clock?
00:49:03I gotta go back there now
00:49:04And change these
00:49:05All right, but if you hark that
00:49:06Don't forget to cut us in
00:49:08What do you mean, hark it?
00:49:09I'm barbecuing it tomorrow night
00:49:10Good night, man
00:49:11Good night
00:49:17Hello, sweetheart
00:49:19What's the hurry?
00:49:32Uh-oh
00:49:33The blitz is off
00:49:44Well, good morning, Miss Mahan
00:49:46Good morning, Mr. uh...
00:49:47Mr. uh...
00:49:48Mooney, George Mooney
00:49:50How are you, Governor?
00:49:50Good morning, sir
00:49:51It was quite a party you had last night
00:49:53Uh, I was quite a shindig
00:49:54Yeah, Muggs and his gang are great kids
00:49:56Uh, McGinnises are all right
00:49:58All seven of them
00:49:59Oh, seven of them
00:50:00Yep
00:50:01But there are only two McGinnises
00:50:03Muggs and his mother
00:50:04Young man, I guess you don't know the McGinnis outfit very well
00:50:07There's really eight of them
00:50:09The Maul and the seven young mavericks that you saw out with us last night
00:50:12Oh, I'm sorry
00:50:14I guess I was falling on a good joke, huh?
00:50:16Joke?
00:50:17Joke?
00:50:17Yeah
00:50:19Yeah, those kids belong to Muggsie's gang, the Eastside kids
00:50:22They're not related to each other at all
00:50:24What?
00:50:25That's right
00:50:27You know, I could hardly keep a straight face when I saw Glimpy in that blot wig
00:50:31Glimpy?
00:50:31Yeah
00:50:32He was the one you were calling, uh, Annabelle
00:50:35Young man
00:50:36Where I come from, there's only one thing worse than a liar
00:50:39And that's a horse thief
00:50:41You don't think I'm lying to you?
00:50:43I don't know, but I'm certainly aiming to find out
00:50:45You come along with us
00:50:47Okay
00:50:52Hey, Muggs, Muggs, Muggs
00:50:54Oh, pardon me, can't you see I'm reclining?
00:50:56Well, you better unrecline, cause things is happening
00:50:58What things?
00:50:59I don't know, but Danny Skinny and Dave and all the folks is down at your house
00:51:04Are you jiving, man?
00:51:05Man, I ain't jiving a pound
00:51:06Well, wind me up and set me along
00:51:08Hey, it's my old man there
00:51:09I didn't see him
00:51:10Let's go
00:51:12And so when he started, they had to finish it
00:51:14Now, don't you see?
00:51:15Well, keeping him out till four o'clock in the morning
00:51:17Don't suit me at all
00:51:18It's disgraceful, deceitful
00:51:19I won't stand what I tell you
00:51:21Father O'Toole should hear about this
00:51:23Oh, well, let's not have any hard feelings about the thing
00:51:26But I know
00:51:27All right, wait a minute
00:51:33They said wait a minute
00:51:34I don't care what you're doing
00:51:39I don't mean to be fresh
00:51:40Or sass my elders or anything like that
00:51:42But nobody's gonna holler at my mom
00:51:46In the first place, this was my idea
00:51:49Not my mother's
00:51:50Not the gang's
00:51:51But mine
00:51:53If anybody's gonna take a lickin' for it
00:51:54It's gonna be me
00:51:56Won't be my first lickin'
00:51:57And probably won't be my last
00:52:10Now
00:52:11This is going to be a private affair
00:52:12And don't call for no spectators
00:52:14You wait right here
00:52:16Come on, Judy
00:52:18I thought it was the greatest guy in the world
00:52:20And if he said he had seven kids
00:52:22He had seven kids
00:52:24Even if he didn't
00:52:25That was just a stroke of faith
00:52:27But before I'd make a liar out of him
00:52:28I'd take a beating from every one of you
00:52:31Go ahead
00:52:31The line forms on the right
00:52:32Start in
00:52:33You look like the most irritated
00:52:34Take a few whacks at me
00:52:37Oh
00:52:39Looks like Friday the 13th
00:52:43Come in, Peter, won't you?
00:52:44No, thank you, Molly
00:52:45I don't aim on being made a fool out of
00:52:47More than once
00:52:48But Uncle Pete
00:52:49I hear you can forget that you ever had an Uncle Peter
00:52:51Let's go, Judy
00:52:57That's all right, Ma
00:52:58I don't feel that way
00:53:04Now you see what you've done
00:53:06I hope you're happy
00:53:10Oh, Ma
00:53:12Pop was tough
00:53:13And I'm tough
00:53:14You said so yourself many a time
00:53:15You don't want to be the only softie in the family
00:53:26Well, well, we won't discuss the matter any further
00:53:29Come on, Judy
00:53:31So that's the angle, huh?
00:53:37Well, goodbye, Mr. Monahan
00:53:52Anyhow, my aim is still good
00:54:02Hello
00:54:04No, Mr. Monahan ain't in, but this here's his daughter
00:54:08Oh, yeah, why, sure, send them right up
00:54:13Go right up, please
00:54:14Number 1242
00:54:16Thanks, Shorty
00:54:16We know the number
00:54:37I want to remind you once more
00:54:38This is my rap
00:54:39You slugs are just along for the ride
00:54:41Get it?
00:54:42Right
00:54:42Oh, hi
00:54:48Hello
00:54:49Can we come in?
00:54:50Well, sure, come on in
00:54:53Hi
00:54:54Hello
00:54:57We come to give these studs back
00:54:58Is Uncle Pete around?
00:55:00Well, no, and I'm worried
00:55:02Because he ain't been home all night
00:55:03When's the last time you seen him?
00:55:05Gee whiz, I reckon
00:55:06It must have been about 10 o'clock
00:55:07He went off with that Mr. Mooney
00:55:09George Mooney?
00:55:10Yeah, he said something about taking Pappy for a ride
00:55:13Taking him for a ride?
00:55:14Yeah, that's what he said
00:55:15That don't sound kosher to me
00:55:19Someone's on the phone
00:55:22Hello?
00:55:24Yes
00:55:27Well, yeah, send him right up
00:55:31That was the man down in the lobby
00:55:33He said Mr. Mooney was down there
00:55:34But he didn't say nothing about Pappy
00:55:35I wonder if there's anything wrong
00:55:37Is Mooney coming up?
00:55:38Yeah
00:55:39There's something fishy about this
00:55:41Especially if Georgie's mixed up in it
00:55:43Look, don't you tell him we was up here
00:55:44We're going to hide in the next room
00:55:45When you find out what was in his mind
00:55:47You come in and tell us
00:55:48You understand?
00:55:49Yeah, but
00:55:49Gee whiz, I'm afraid something will go wrong
00:55:51Don't worry about nothing
00:55:53Georgie steps out of line
00:55:54I'll come in and cock him
00:55:56Okay, gee
00:55:58Come on, fellas
00:55:58Come on, boys
00:55:58Come on, boys
00:56:23Is he hurt?
00:56:24Is he hurt bad?
00:56:24Oh, it's nothing serious
00:56:26Please help me to get you
00:56:28You hear that?
00:56:30That clinches it
00:56:33You're sure he isn't hurt?
00:56:34Sure, don't worry
00:56:35Well, where is he?
00:56:37Come on, downtown
00:56:37Let's go
00:56:38All right
00:56:41Oh, maybe I'd better get my hat first
00:56:51That's the corniest gag in the world
00:56:52Had whiskers on it when I was going to kindergarten
00:56:54What do you mean?
00:56:56Just a wreck
00:56:56It's the same old frame-up
00:56:58You mean there ain't no accident?
00:57:00Certainly not
00:57:00That's just part of the act
00:57:03Where are you going?
00:57:03I'm going to get my gun
00:57:05That's where I'm going
00:57:06This ain't Texas, baby
00:57:07No, but I just get
00:57:08Listen
00:57:08You put on your hat and go with that bloke
00:57:10And leave the rest to me
00:57:12Dirty, ornery skunk
00:57:13I second a motion
00:57:14But you just do like I say
00:57:15Yeah, all right
00:57:16What does that door lead?
00:57:18To the hall
00:57:19Okay, you give us time to get downstairs
00:57:21And don't let that slug know that you're wise to him
00:57:24Okay
00:57:50All right
00:57:51Let's go
00:57:52Okay
00:58:04Nice, fellas
00:58:04Duck behind that tree there
00:58:13Here they come
00:58:14That's what I told you to duck
00:58:21The car's right over here
00:58:26Get going, Danny
00:58:27Right
00:58:27Wait a minute, you got a nickel?
00:58:28No
00:58:29Hey, Clippy
00:58:29Chief
00:58:30Give me that nickel you found yesterday
00:58:32I only got four cents
00:58:32I bought a piece of gum
00:58:33Well, give it to him
00:58:34Well, give it to him
00:58:35Not big gum
00:58:36Not four cents
00:58:37Phone me here as soon as you find out
00:58:40Right
00:58:46Come on, we better hang around that phone
00:58:56Hey, Charlie, I'm expecting a call
00:58:58The name is McGinnis
00:58:59Muggs McGinnis
00:59:00We'll be sitting right over there
00:59:01Very good, sir
00:59:03Come on, fellas
00:59:04Listen, if you can't
00:59:04You're making me nervous
00:59:11Something you want, sir?
00:59:13Yes
00:59:13Take that bell and put it away
00:59:15Oh, you never let me enjoy myself
00:59:17Well, enjoy yourself, huh?
00:59:19Well, go ahead
00:59:19Enjoy yourself
00:59:20Stranger
00:59:20Where I come from
00:59:22There's skin critters like you alive
00:59:23And that's what I'm going to do to you
00:59:25If it's the last thing I ever do
00:59:27So help me, Sam Houston
00:59:30Maybe your daughter's health
00:59:31Ain't worth that much to you
00:59:32What?
00:59:32You already low-down coyote, you
00:59:35You're getting a little rough, aren't you, partner?
00:59:47Hey, wait
00:59:48What in the world kind of places is in?
00:59:49Oh, it's a hospital
00:59:50This is the back entrance
00:59:51Come on
01:00:16Why, Judy
01:00:19Why, Pathy
01:00:21What's wrong?
01:00:22Oh, nothing, gal
01:00:23Just a little modern highway robbery
01:00:25That's all
01:00:26Uh, yes, sir
01:00:27Just a moment, please
01:00:30Don't
01:00:38Call for Mr. McGinnis
01:00:39Call for Mr. McGinnis
01:00:41Call for Mr. McGinnis
01:00:43Ah, call him yourself
01:00:44Call for Mr. McGinnis
01:00:45Hey, that's a familiar name
01:00:46What is?
01:00:47McGinnis
01:00:48McGinnis?
01:00:49Hey, that's me
01:00:50Hey, Mr. Spellboy
01:00:51What is that?
01:00:52Call the phone, sir
01:00:52Fair where?
01:00:53Right over there
01:00:54Well, I'll give you a tip
01:00:55Get out of this racket
01:00:59Hello
01:01:00Hello
01:01:01Well, come on
01:01:02Make the connection
01:01:02This is a critical moment
01:01:04Hello, Muggs
01:01:05This is Danny
01:01:07Yeah, that's fine
01:01:08Well, where are you?
01:01:09Grab some tools
01:01:09And write this down
01:01:12684 West 9th Street
01:01:15684 West 9th Street
01:01:17Yeah, just off 11th Avenue
01:01:19Hey, Muggs
01:01:19You better bring some help
01:01:20It looks like
01:01:21It looks from
01:01:23It looks like what?
01:01:25Hey, Danny
01:01:27Danny, where are you?
01:01:29Something must happen to him
01:01:30You got that number?
01:01:31Yeah, 684 West 9th Street
01:01:32All right, let's land
01:01:39Benny, Skinny, Dave
01:01:40Take off
01:01:40Okay
01:01:41Where are you going?
01:01:43I don't know
01:01:43I see on you
01:01:44I got to make a depression
01:01:45I got to tell you personally
01:01:50Excuse us
01:01:51What?
01:01:52Get murdered?
01:01:53You'll tell him
01:01:53I declare the truth
01:01:54Personally
01:01:54Just for today
01:01:55Yes, General
01:01:57Scuno
01:01:58You'll come with me for luck
01:01:59Yeah, you'll need it
01:02:00I mean
01:02:01You mean you ain't met
01:02:02With no accident?
01:02:03Not yet
01:02:03And maybe he won't either
01:02:04He'll tell us where he keeps
01:02:05His bankroll
01:02:06Well
01:02:07That's easy
01:02:08He don't keep it at all
01:02:09I keep it
01:02:10And it's right in here
01:02:17Come on, Pappy
01:02:18We're getting out of here
01:02:18Double G, hold the back
01:02:20Just a minute, sister
01:02:21You'll have to get hurt
01:02:22With this pistol here, Williams
01:02:23That'll be all of that
01:02:37Hey, Scuno
01:02:38Come on
01:02:39I'll go
01:02:40Well, wait for me
01:02:43I can't even
01:02:44Pull to this address
01:02:45With somebody
01:02:46That'll bring the cops
01:02:47Yeah, then it'll all
01:02:48It'll bring you, rat
01:02:48Why, you little
01:02:59Here we go
01:03:06Guess what I've been
01:03:11Guys, wait for us
01:03:24What are you waiting for?
01:03:27I ain't waiting for
01:03:27Well, let's roll
01:03:28Let me do
01:03:39There they are
01:04:09Go to it, man
01:04:18I didn't think Slim could ride him.
01:04:20That's a worst Mustang on the ranch.
01:04:23Mustang? I used that in hot dogs.
01:04:24I could ride that mule all day.
01:04:26I don't reckon so.
01:04:28Think I could ride that mule?
01:04:30I don't reckon so.
01:04:32Hey, Blipper, you think I could ride him?
01:04:33I reckon I'll bust my purchase if you can't bust.
01:04:36Well, I just plum reckon I'll show these cow pokes a thing or two.
01:04:39Let's do it, you ain't wrecking yourself.
01:04:41You be careful there, Ethel Britchard.
01:04:43It ain't long enough.
01:04:43He rode the rush hour on the subway.
01:04:45That'll be right that Mustang.
01:04:47Oh, he's getting on.
01:04:48I can't look at it.
01:04:49He's getting busted.
01:04:50Oh, he's got to come on.
01:04:52Oh, I reckon he busted his britchard.