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00:00Magic mirror on the wall, sila ang magpapasaya, sila ang magpapasya.
00:04Kung kaninong hanas ang winnable, our dear Hurata is starting off with Binibidin Kurba Kareel.
00:11Kapo media actor host, Emilio Daez.
00:16Atang Binibidin on point and tawag ng tangalian queen, Nicole Cordovins.
00:23Mga kudang may sense, ibita mo na with confidence dito sa With Lux!
00:30Ah, simulan natin kay candidate number two, Princess Vihar.
00:35Vihar.
00:37Totong last name yung Vihar.
00:39Yes po, may may fact.
00:40Taga Surigao talaga ang Vihar.
00:41Yeah, I mean, yes po. We are from Surigao City.
00:44Not exactly the city po, sa mainit, may ganun po kami doon na lugar.
00:49But parang municipality po siya.
00:51Mmm. Alright.
00:54Ito na yung...
00:54Spanish po yun.
00:55Okay.
00:58Ryan, Ryan, pasok!
01:00Si Ryan, kung maka-arte, kala mo, i-step niya pa yung ginagaya niyo.
01:02Oo nga.
01:04Kala mo, siya pa yung nag-choreer.
01:05Lama, ang kinong step.
01:07No talaga, siya pa yung naka-poreground, eh.
01:10Confidence.
01:11Joke!
01:11No.
01:12Ayon!
01:14Bakala ko ako mag-jahin sa mga baka!
01:18Ako mo, ako mo na, ako mo na.
01:20Sinong host ang hindi marunong manulak?
01:26Sino?
01:28Jong, hila, are you?
01:31Pwede, pwede, pwede.
01:32May spode entry mo doon?
01:33Oo.
01:34Siyempre meron, mami!
01:36Oh, sige.
01:36Joke!
01:37Ayon, isa pa.
01:40Ah, sige, ikaw pa.
01:41Buwebelo ako, mami!
01:42Buwebelo.
01:43Buwebelo.
01:46Sino showtime host?
01:48Uy!
01:48Host!
01:50Showtime host!
01:51Sinong, sinong?
01:52Sinong showtime host?
01:55Host.
01:56Pag nagpa-party siya, automatic lahat pumunta.
02:04Sino?
02:06Sino?
02:07Si Sean Daming guest.
02:11Sean Daming guest.
02:12Yung maraming bisita, dapat gano'n, sinong showtime host ako, maraming bisita.
02:16Ay!
02:17Sean Daming guest.
02:17Gano'n talaga dapat yun, iniba niya?
02:19Ay, ano ba?
02:21Anyways, sinong showtime host, maraming bisita?
02:26Oo.
02:28Nakapagpabakuna ka ba?
02:29Nagbaku na ako ng COVID.
02:33Expired yung bakbo.
02:34Yung COVID.
02:35Nabaloktot pa yung parayin.
02:37Pili ka na, princess, sinong gusto mo?
02:40Sean Daming guest.
02:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:45Shit yun, Sean Daming guest.
02:49Princess Villar, tanong.
02:52May bahay ka ba na o nangungupahan ka lang?
02:55Nakiamin sa parents ko po.
02:57Doon po kami tumitira ngayon.
02:59Okay, ang tanong.
03:00Dapat ba, pag sumasagot, falseto?
03:05Tapag na-placing, may placement kasi siya.
03:11okay dito okay ang tanong okay ba sayo may sarili kang bahay pero pagong ka okay ba sayo may sarili
03:21kang bahay pero pagong ka sagot I believe na okay okay lang po sa akin na may sarili akong bahay
03:28kahit
03:28pagong ako dahil kaysa man naman wala akong bahay ang dahang bagal bagal kumilos ang bagal bagal
03:36lumakad ng pagong tapos wala pa akong mauwihan nakakabater pinakakapagod wala akong mapag-uwihan
03:42mapag-relaxan wala akong mahigaan sa kama pag-uwi ko sa bahay after a long tiring day ng paglalakad
03:47ko pagbabagal paglalakad kaya okay lang po sa akin na meron akong sariling bahay kahit pagong ako
03:54dahil pag ang pagbubo ng bahay dinadahan-dahan lang yan sa pagbibuild hindi yan basta-basta unti-unti step
04:01by step ang pagkakaroon ng bahay kaya kumakamit mo natin mga pangarap natin sa buhay
04:07for as long as we were able to achieve it slowly okay lang yan dahil sabi nga nila na when
04:13they
04:13are unable to reach our dreams we have to take it slowly but surely and I thank you thank you
04:21kailan number two princess be hard tawake naman si kailan number one kaili princesa
04:29ryan ayon pasok
04:31pwede sa'yo nung sa Nick Joaquin muna sagot kanina
04:33medyo mahiram kasi very academic diba
04:37ah kilala mo siya talaga
04:39ah teacher ka ng literature
04:41ah kaya namang sakto pala
04:43ah nakapodapat pala hindi natanong
04:44galing
04:46okay
04:48joke
04:48sinong showtime host
04:51host
04:53sinong showtime host
04:55host
04:57ang pakak na pakak
05:04ha
05:04ha
05:11sino
05:12si
05:14bunga
05:15baru
05:16sarang yun
05:20sarang yun ang inunan mo kanina
05:21o
05:23o
05:24o
05:25o
05:25o
05:25o
05:25o
05:25o
05:25o
05:26o
05:26mga taas, tunung naman yun
05:26parang good better best
05:27haha
05:28ganda nung siya daming gis eh
05:30baka babawi
05:31baka babawi
05:31una pa lang yun
05:32daddy go
05:33ah ulit
05:35anong isda
05:36anghindi pwedeng sumagot ng
05:38oo
05:42anong isda
05:43ano
05:45pampano
05:46ha
05:47lagi mo kinakain
05:48yes
05:49mahal yung pampano no
05:51o
05:51hindi siya sa Pilipinas nakukuha
05:53yeah
05:54wala siya sa
05:55Philippine Seas.
05:57Saan ba siya?
05:59Sa Chinese area of responsibility.
06:02Okay.
06:03Ma'am Kylie,
06:04bunot ka na.
06:07Ay, yung ano ng bra mo
06:09sa likod.
06:10Talik, hindi ka.
06:10Ayusin ko.
06:12Ah, madumi na yung bra mo.
06:13Matali na to.
06:15Makutim na yung strap eh.
06:18Nilalabahan yan eh, di ba?
06:23Makatawa naman to.
06:23Oh, relate na relate.
06:25Grabe yung tawad, laki.
06:26Umaabot din baka isa puntong
06:28ang dumi na ng mga bra nyo
06:29bago nyo labahan.
06:31But then, serious question,
06:32nilalaban ba siya everyday, you know?
06:34Parang hindi ata.
06:36Sabi ni Jackie, oo.
06:37Sin siyang naman, hindi.
06:38Oo.
06:39Hindi.
06:40Depende kung ilan.
06:42Ang bra mo.
06:43Hindi ako.
06:44Depende ata kung ilan eh, di ba?
06:48Depende sa pinanggalingan at gamit.
06:52Oo.
06:52O, kung hindi rin naman pala everyday
06:54naglalaban ang bra ang mga babae,
06:56kayong mga lalaki,
06:57huwag kayong ma-pressure
06:58na maglaban ang bribe.
07:00Para isa tay.
07:02Tutong.
07:03Sa laula.
07:04Okay.
07:05Si Kylie.
07:06Ang tanong.
07:08Kung pwedeng umabsent
07:10ang masamaang pakiramdam,
07:13pwede rin bang umabsent
07:14ang masamaang ugali?
07:17Kung pwedeng umabsent
07:19ang masamaang pakiramdam mo,
07:21pwede rin bang umabsent
07:22ang masamaang ugali?
07:24Sagot!
07:25I believe,
07:26opo,
07:26pwedeng-pwedeng umabsent
07:27ang masamaang ugali.
07:29Dapat umabsent ka sa buhay namin
07:31kasi nakakabwisit ka.
07:33Pag masama ang ugali mo,
07:34chichismis mo ako.
07:36Diba?
07:37Pag masama ang ugali mo,
07:37oo,
07:38cryin mo yung itsura ko.
07:39Ang ganda-ganda ko,
07:40sasabihin mo,
07:41mukha akong butik eh.
07:42Hindi po ba?
07:43Kaya dapat umabsent kayo,
07:45mag-leave kayo,
07:45umabsent kayo dito sa earth,
07:47bahala kayo.
07:48Ang masama ang ugali,
07:49tanda po natin,
07:50madlang people
07:51ay dapat winawaksi.
07:52O, diba?
07:53And I,
07:54thank you.
07:55Thank you,
07:56candidate number one.
07:58At alamin natin ang komento
07:59at simulan mo na yan,
08:00Jurado Carrillo.
08:02What's up,
08:02other people?
08:05Grabe.
08:06Okay.
08:07Actually,
08:08Princess,
08:08two times na ako nakapunta sa Surigao.
08:10Napakaganda dyan.
08:11Ang ganda nung sagot mo,
08:13pero it could have been better.
08:14Pero dahil nga,
08:15via harang iyong pangalan,
08:17para ka rin yung pagong,
08:18dumating ka naman dun.
08:20Which is kind of like,
08:21parang minimirror nung sagot mo
08:23in text,
08:24yung ginawa mong matagal na pag-iisip.
08:27So parang,
08:28bumagay naman siya
08:28kung tema a tema lang
08:30ang pag-uusapan natin.
08:31Congratulations.
08:34Walang salamat,
08:35Jurado Carrillo.
08:36Pakika naman natin
08:36ang mga sabi ni Jurado
08:38Emilio Daez.
08:40What's up,
08:40Madlang people?
08:44Miss Kylie Princesa,
08:46alam mo,
08:46sa dami-dami kong times
08:48na naging Jurado,
08:49yung sagot mo
08:50yung naging paborito ko.
08:51And I think it deserves
08:52a score of 10 out of 10
08:53kasi pinatawo mo ako,
08:55pinatawo mo yung Madlang people.
08:56So congratulations
08:57and good luck
08:58sa next round.
09:00Thank you, Emilio.
09:03Eto na,
09:03pakinggan natin
09:04ang talak ni Jurado
09:04Nicole Cordobes.
09:06Hello, Madlang people.
09:08And hello, ladies.
09:11Princess Villar,
09:13para iba yung atake mo
09:14sa pagsagot ng question na to.
09:15Kasi parang,
09:16first in sequence,
09:17you understand the question.
09:18It's like,
09:18matik may bahay ka
09:19kahit anong, ano,
09:20anew mo.
09:21Which is in this case,
09:22pagong.
09:23Feeling ko lang mali
09:24yung pagkaintindi mo
09:25ng opportunity cost, no?
09:26Na parang,
09:27oh, may bahay ako
09:27pero pagong ako.
09:29Which is,
09:29hinintay ko naman, no,
09:31na, ah,
09:31baka babaliin niya yung sagot.
09:33So I was waiting for you
09:34to frame it in such a way
09:35that you would convince us
09:37to think otherwise
09:38and give us
09:39a creative answer.
09:41So,
09:42hinanap ko lang yung wit doon
09:44na parang
09:44kaantagal lumanding
09:45na I thought
09:47gugulatin mo kami.
09:48And then,
09:49kay Kylie Princesa naman,
09:51gusto ko yung sagot mo
09:51na parang may pinapatamaan kang,
09:53ano,
09:54co-worker or class,
09:55mate,
09:55but you did it
09:56in the most delightful
09:57way possible.
09:58Parang,
09:59ano,
10:00you,
10:00you really,
10:02parang nakakatuwa ka lang
10:03panoorin.
10:04But,
10:05in the next round,
10:06if ever you are the one
10:07who will advance,
10:08please claim your confidence.
10:10Kasi,
10:10konting push pa nun
10:12para yung sure talaga
10:13na pati yung personality
10:14hindi lang sa salita
10:16kung hindi pati
10:16sa pag-deliver mo.
10:17So,
10:18congratulations,
10:19Sadie's.
10:19Good luck to the both of you.
10:21Thank you,
10:21judges.
10:22Kaninong talakang tumatak.
10:24Our Miss Cure Day,
10:26Reina Talakera of the Day,
10:27is candidate number...
10:36One Kylie Princesa!
10:51...
10:54...
10:56You

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