00:00Get ready with me to pick up my new car.
00:04I literally just flew in, so I'm going to do a quick five-minute beat.
00:09I was hoping that I would be able to reprint my hair, but there's literally just no time for that.
00:15I've always wanted this car, but I didn't necessarily want to pay the price.
00:19So he took me over to Audi and was like, if you get an RSQ8, same engine, half the price.
00:27And I was like, okay, bet, cool.
00:28So we went to go look at the car, and I test drove it, and I was like, ooh, this
00:34car is really muscly.
00:36I didn't like the way it drove, and I'm not about to manhandle a car.
00:40Then we went over to Porsche.
00:42They had Cayenne, GTS, and baby, when they turned that thing on, I was old.
00:49I felt like Tiffany Haddish from Girls Trip.
00:51Give it to me. I want it. Give it to me.
00:54So we never even made it to Lambo.
00:55I feel like I need a new car because during our last few months in Chicago, three men in masks
01:04came to our house and stole my Porsche.
01:08Stole the GTS.
01:10But that's another story.
01:11If you guys want to know, I'll do a story time on that.
01:15I feel like I need a reality TV show.
01:17The things that happened to me are absolutely insanity, and so it would be really easy for producers to just
01:23film regularly.
01:25That is one of the reasons why we also got our Doberman.
01:33Guess what color I got, guys.
01:35Guess, guess, take a wild guess.
01:37To the guys on the plane that overheard me telling my brother I wanted this car, and then flashed me
01:45the Art of Spending Money book, I bought the car.
01:50Switching my purses out.
01:52Got to put the title in there, and this is the outfit.
01:55Very boring, very plain.
01:58I'll put on some sneakers because sometimes I get nervous about driving a new car if I can reach the
02:02puddle.
02:03Wait, do I wear the glasses?
02:04Show you guys what I got.
02:19Show you guys what I got.
02:20Show you guys what I got.
02:20Show you guys what I got.
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