00:00If you tried to complete a marathon by only doing the worm you'd scrape your
00:05chin crush your kneecaps and destroy your toes before mile 1
00:10to actually do this start dragging your chin across carpet every day until your
00:15Your neck can hold your face barely above the ground then condition your knees with
00:20padded mats slowly removing layers until they can repeatedly strike
00:25transplanting and gowns right like a piece of it in Arabia.
00:26Now cut apart steel-toed boots.
00:28Attach them to sandal straps
00:30and wear them like toe helmets
00:32So that your feet can slam the pavement without exploding.
00:35Now everything is accounted for...
00:37except the water stations.
00:39Since you can't exactly stand up and grab a cup,
00:42a volunteer would have to lower to the ground
00:44And pour it into your mouth like you're a hamster.
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