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Lançada em agosto de 2016 pela BBC Three, a terceira temporada da aclamada série de comédia em formato mockumentary acompanha os novos desafios profissionais e pessoais do grupo de Brentford.
Sob a liderança do autoproclamado magnata Chabuddy G, o grupo tenta assegurar um contrato de gravação de destaque no mercado musical. Paralelamente, MC Grindah e Miche gerenciam os preparativos para o casamento e os testes acadêmicos dela, enquanto DJ Beats e Roche se preparam para a chegada do primeiro filho em meio a momentos de tensão no parto.
Completando o enredo, Grindah enfrenta riscos legais e iminente prisão, ao mesmo tempo em que Steves sustenta longas transmissões na rádio e lida com atritos junto a rivais da Kold FM.
Sob a liderança do autoproclamado magnata Chabuddy G, o grupo tenta assegurar um contrato de gravação de destaque no mercado musical. Paralelamente, MC Grindah e Miche gerenciam os preparativos para o casamento e os testes acadêmicos dela, enquanto DJ Beats e Roche se preparam para a chegada do primeiro filho em meio a momentos de tensão no parto.
Completando o enredo, Grindah enfrenta riscos legais e iminente prisão, ao mesmo tempo em que Steves sustenta longas transmissões na rádio e lida com atritos junto a rivais da Kold FM.
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00:36Quando você é o melhor MC da galáxia,
00:39por que você está ficando esse sítio na sua boca?
00:43Ei!
00:43Olha aí, boys!
00:44Where you going?
00:45I've got to go home.
00:46I know a bit more of this.
00:48Bebe? On the end?
00:49Have you seen much of Grindr?
00:51Não, não realmente.
00:52Eu sei que o Hares tem muito, e obviamente,
00:55é muito hurtful para mim,
00:56e eu acho que ele está quase fazendo isso para me,
00:58mas o que eu posso fazer?
01:00Eu só vou deixar ele para o seu próprio life.
01:03E o Hares.
01:08Eu percebi que você tem um pouco de um novo look.
01:11Sim, sim, sim.
01:12Everyone's like,
01:13oh, você deveria ter um trabalho e ir para a haircut.
01:16Hello, eu sou um robot.
01:18Não.
01:18Wear these clothes.
01:20Look at me.
01:20I look perfectly fine,
01:22do you know what I mean?
01:23After 3 meses,
01:24your clothes start cleaning themselves.
01:25Do you know what I'm saying?
01:26Let's decry.
01:27De-crist-se.
01:28Everyone went, I think.
01:31That's daylight, bro.
01:32Right.
01:33Fucking hell.
01:34Dinnerzoo,
01:35let's start the breakfast show.
01:41Please stop crying, mate.
01:43Please stop crying.
01:44Please stop crying.
01:45I can actually hear her in my dreams.
01:47Just scream, like,
01:48even when she's not crying.
01:50If we've learned anything from Robin,
01:52it's that you really need to express yourself.
01:54Yeah.
01:55And also, like,
01:56really, really think about it
01:57if you're going to have kids.
01:58Like, proper think about it.
01:59Don't just do it,
02:01because...
02:02I should have thought about it a bit more.
02:04What?
02:04Not in that way.
02:06Like, I'm proper,
02:07over the moon and that,
02:08happy,
02:09but just think about it.
02:12Yeah, obviously,
02:12the moon is quite stressful
02:14with our new baby and that,
02:16and she's too young to help.
02:18Kevin?
02:19Kevin?
02:20Yeah?
02:21Where's the washing powder?
02:22I'll get it.
02:37One minute.
02:39Hey!
02:42Hurry up!
02:43It's an emergency!
02:45Out the door!
02:46Come on!
02:50Hey!
02:52Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
03:22Tchau, tchau, tchau.
03:52Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
03:56Tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau, tchau.
04:02This is Jack. He's an amazing photographer.
04:05He's really the best. He's brilliant. He's a miracle worker.
04:08Best in the area.
04:09Yeah, you better come in.
04:10OK.
04:11Hi, Angel.
04:12How's it going in the fashion world?
04:14Well, not too much of that at the moment.
04:16Oh, really?
04:17No, mainly bathroom suites.
04:19Great. Good, yeah.
04:21So, what do you want to do here today, then?
04:23OK, so today we're doing, like, a new family portrait.
04:25And so now I'm, like, an independent single mum,
04:27so I want something that sort of reflects that.
04:29Something that's a bit sassy, maybe a bit feminist-y.
04:33Something that sort of screams at you,
04:35I don't need you anymore.
04:36You know, it's all about me.
04:37Right, right.
04:39Well, I did go through a bit of a bad patch after the breakup.
04:41You know, I think I just tried to fill the hole
04:43that Grindy left behind with Jack and Potatoes
04:45with cheese and beans.
04:46But, you know, I've lost that weight now.
04:48Yeah, and I'm feeling better than ever.
04:50I'm thriving.
04:52Angel, how's mummy doing?
04:54Thriving.
04:55Exactly.
04:58Oi!
04:59Yeah, I'm coming.
05:00Come, I've got to go.
05:00Yeah.
05:01We're going to war with Cold Air Ben.
05:03In it, beach?
05:03Big puppy!
05:05Shabzy!
05:06The King Cock Sniffer has arrived.
05:08It's giving you a slapper.
05:10Chopping the wine, mate.
05:13Grindy, you all right?
05:13Yes, that was quick.
05:14You heard about the war, yeah?
05:16What?
05:16I know.
05:16What war?
05:17Radio war.
05:18We're going to go and get a high chair.
05:19A high chair?
05:21What's that?
05:22How's a high chair going to save us in the war?
05:24We need to make a plan.
05:26Tony, mate, listen.
05:28What are you doing?
05:28You go back to the station.
05:30Yeah.
05:30All right?
05:31Keep guard.
05:32And then when we're finished,
05:33we'll pop down and make sure everything's all right.
05:34Okay, good.
05:35Someone's talking sense.
05:36Because I'm the strongest.
05:37Okay, you don't do that,
05:39we'll regroup back at the station, yeah?
05:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:41All right, sweet.
05:41Stage, come on.
05:42Stevie, is he still, you know,
05:44Grindy's still living at yours?
05:45It's nice having Grindy as a house, mate.
05:48It's good to have someone to do drugs with,
05:49you know what I mean?
05:50And a lot of people get weirded out by me
05:52and, like, leave.
05:54But he's got nowhere to go.
05:55So, perfect.
05:58Steve!
05:59What are you doing?
06:00I've been talking to you this whole time!
06:01Sorry, man.
06:03Ready, Ainge?
06:04Come on, get your coat off!
06:06Great.
06:06Just hang your lights on.
06:08Watch.
06:09It's amazing.
06:10God.
06:11Modelling's a very luxurious industry, definitely.
06:13It's all about, sort of, the glamour and the fame
06:16and, um, you want to have, like, the perfect lighting,
06:19you want to have that lovely background,
06:20which is all, like, the colours, or just all white.
06:22Just stunning.
06:24With a wind machine.
06:25This will do it.
06:27Okay.
06:29What's that for?
06:29Reach.
06:30That's the wind machine.
06:39I was working yesterday.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Okay.
06:44Mate, I love this place.
06:46What?
06:47You've been here before?
06:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:49Big time.
06:52Sorry, madam.
06:54Thanks.
06:56There's a lot of mums around here, yeah?
06:59Uh, yeah, man.
07:01A lot of mums, a lot of mums.
07:04This one looks pretty good, though.
07:06Oh, Jesus, that one.
07:10Wheels, as well.
07:11Oh, sick.
07:12Yeah.
07:15Such a cute baby you have.
07:20Very beautiful, like its mother.
07:25Trying to buy a high chair?
07:27Yeah.
07:28Absolute bloody nightmare, isn't it?
07:29Yeah.
07:30Yeah.
07:30I've actually got a plus-size baby, so...
07:33Me too.
07:34Seven-months-old, ten-tonne test suit.
07:36Oh, Jesus.
07:37How old's yours?
07:39Uh...
07:39She is...
07:41182 days.
07:42Oh, well.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Yeah.
07:45Well, Kevin's great with a baby, actually.
07:46He's a bit overprotective, and he does worry a lot.
07:49Can you give us an example?
07:51Uh, yeah, so, when he found out that baby's skulls are soft, um, he bought her this little
07:58helmet.
08:02Have you seen the baby-proofing area?
08:04Baby-proofing area?
08:06No.
08:07Oh, do you want me to show you where it is?
08:09Janet, I'd like nothing more.
08:11Please, lead us the way.
08:20Oh, no.
08:25Do you know where the breastfeeding area is?
08:28Just for my wife, yeah.
08:31No, sorry.
08:35Man, like, Dick, what are you saying?
08:36You all right, yeah?
08:37All right, Bob, turn it down.
08:38Turn it down, bro.
08:39We've got some shit to do with it.
08:41Turn it down.
08:42Bob, get the phone.
08:43Yeah, I'll get the phone.
08:44Dick, what?
08:45Turn it down.
08:45It's a bit of a mix, isn't it?
08:47Right about now.
08:48I'm trying to deal with this bleeding right now.
08:50And you're really just like, oh, good, though.
08:5107-00-900-125.
08:5407-00-900-125.
08:57Yeah, 0-2-5.
08:57Yeah, 0-2-5.
08:58Yeah?
08:59Beats don't want to come and help on that, yeah?
09:01We'll have to deal with this, like, real men, do you know what I'm saying?
09:04Man, don't give a fuck out here.
09:05You're lying, caller.
09:07Hello?
09:07Yeah, yeah, hello.
09:09We're taking down your aerial now.
09:11What?
09:12Wait, are we kicking it?
09:13My mate's kicking it as we speak.
09:15We're still on air, bruv.
09:17We're still on air.
09:17Oh, yeah?
09:18Well, what are you talking about?
09:20You're not going to be on air for much longer, mate.
09:22Yeah, we're taking you down.
09:24Hey, you ain't taking no problem with you on air.
09:25We're going to petrol bomb your entire station.
09:28What do you mean?
09:29Yeah, and then I'm going to piss from your letterbox.
09:32What?
09:33Obviously, depending on how much fire there is around the letterbox area.
09:36You're on air, bruv.
09:37Wait, stop.
09:37You're on air, bruv.
09:39You've fucking done them, the little mugs, do you know what I mean?
09:42Did we go a bit, like, was that a bit weird?
09:43Nah, that was perfect.
09:44Perfect level, Steve.
09:45Nah, perfect level.
09:46It's good for them to think that we're going to set them alive.
09:49Yeah, yeah.
09:49Would you listen to Cold FM?
09:51Nah, they play shit music.
09:53Well, okay, the music they play is good because it's the same music that we play, yeah?
09:58But they play it in a shit away.
10:01If you put both of us on, yeah?
10:03And it's both on full volume, same make hi-fi, on each side of the room.
10:07We've done this.
10:08We come out louder.
10:10You listen to the sounds of the world famous MC Kriner, aka, no man, woman or child can ever test
10:16weed.
10:17I know this one.
10:18You know?
10:18I'll tell the little fussy I was locked in.
10:20Yeah, you get me?
10:21Trying it, like.
10:23I'll tell the queen of the mixer and it'll be end up.
10:24Well, it's Cold FM.
10:25What do you mean it's Cold FM?
10:26They just fucking run back.
10:27What do you mean that?
10:28Did you not block the number?
10:29Should I just say it wasn't...
10:30Bruh.
10:31They must have done one plus seven.
10:32Yes.
10:33You fuck.
10:33Should I say it wasn't enough?
10:38At least that way they can't track us, innit?
10:40Yeah, true.
10:42But...
10:42Dinkoy, turn it down.
10:43Turn it all off.
10:44Turn it all off.
10:46Just act normal.
10:47Dinkoy, act normal.
10:48Bruh, I am normal.
10:48Act normal.
10:54It's so cute.
10:56Octopus Pirate.
10:59Oh, how old?
11:01Oh, three.
11:03No, how old are you?
11:04Eh?
11:06You know, with Chabadiji, I like all types of women.
11:09I'm a feminist, you know?
11:10Watch out, watch out.
11:12I'm quite into mums at the moment, you know?
11:14Mum play.
11:15I like a woman who's sexually experienced,
11:17but also a little bit tired, you know?
11:19A bit fed up.
11:21Hello.
11:22Do you want a new daddy?
11:24Joking.
11:26You with partner?
11:27Yeah.
11:28Yeah, cool.
11:29See you later.
11:31Very good.
11:33Which was an angel.
11:34Very good.
11:35Oh, lovely.
11:37That's brilliant.
11:38Yeah.
11:39That's a beautiful smile you're doing there, angel.
11:41Do you think mum could smile as well?
11:43Yeah, of course.
11:44Yeah, yeah.
11:45Okay, ready?
11:47Yeah, just...
11:48She's got a beautiful smile, hasn't she?
11:49Yeah.
11:50So, and that smile's come from somewhere, innit?
11:52Yeah.
11:52Give me a big smile as well.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Um...
11:55Great.
11:56Let's have a quick look.
11:59Okay.
12:00Can I see?
12:01No, sorry.
12:02You need to work on your posture a bit, angel, if you stop slouching, yeah?
12:05And then do some of your schmizing.
12:07Really intensify it.
12:09Intensify.
12:11Schmizing is basically where you smile with your eyes instead of your mouth.
12:14All the sort of professional models do it, and also celebrities with ugly smiles.
12:18It's really handy.
12:20Yeah.
12:20Schmize.
12:23Such a...
12:24That's really nice.
12:25Thank you.
12:26I think we might use a couple of these for the website if you guys are happy with that.
12:29What?
12:30Like, actually, morning?
12:31Did you hear that angel?
12:32We've just been officially model scouted by a professional photographer.
12:36Professional models now.
12:38Yeah.
12:38Go on.
12:40All right, Steve.
12:42We're moving the station.
12:44To date now, we're moving Corrupt FM.
12:46What?
12:47Yeah?
12:47Well, they're probably coming for us now in cars and that.
12:50What?
12:50It's a car jackass.
12:51If we're not careful, then yes, Steve, mate.
12:54Pack up the entire station.
12:56We're moving now.
12:57Please use decoys car or something.
12:59What?
13:00Is Cold FM a Corrupt a Corrupt?
13:02Cold FM, yeah.
13:03They're not a threat, right?
13:04Because, like, I'm not scared of anything like that, yeah?
13:06Them man, they ain't got a fucking clue, like, do you know what I'm saying?
13:09Like, fuck them brits.
13:10Nice one, decoy.
13:11Let's go, decoy.
13:11There's no time.
13:12No, just be careful with all the stuff, man.
13:14It's expensive.
13:14Unplug it all, then.
13:15Press stop.
13:16Bruv, come on, I can't do this on my own.
13:18Fucking hell, hurry up, bruv.
13:20What, are you not helping, bruv?
13:21What's wrong with you, bruv?
13:22Let's go, decoy.
13:23Come on, take the transmitter as well.
13:25We've got to move the station now.
13:26Have you got stair gates?
13:28I don't, no.
13:29These are the good ones, yeah?
13:30Yeah, yeah, they're good.
13:31My son will go straight through the cheap one.
13:33How old's your son?
13:34Er, he's 21.
13:36Oh, okay.
13:37Janet?
13:38Yeah, coming.
13:40Which corner cushions do you recommend?
13:43Erm...
13:43Would you say that you guys are all getting enough sleep?
13:47Not at all.
13:49Err!
13:50Err!
13:51It's just annoying, all his own.
13:52Yeah, you could, like, get up and see your sister and go,
13:54Can I help?
13:55Is there anything I can do?
13:56I shouldn't have to do it.
13:57Who does do it?
13:58Him.
13:59Mostly Kevin.
14:00Yeah, I'll do it.
14:02It's a modern relationship, so I'm basically the mum.
14:06Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, if you like.
14:08Yeah.
14:10And this multi-lock would be good for, like, the fridge and stuff like that?
14:13Okay, yeah.
14:14Okay, and the door stoppers for the fingers, to protect the fingers?
14:17Yeah, yeah, we've got the lot now.
14:18Yeah, okay.
14:18I think you've hooked it right up.
14:20Good.
14:20Thanks for that, Janet, appreciate it.
14:22Oh, you're welcome.
14:22Listen, you should, er...
14:24Are you getting all of that?
14:26Yeah, hold on.
14:28Put your number in there, maybe we can link up and chat about kids again soon.
14:31Oh, yeah.
14:32Oh, yeah, cool.
14:32Alright.
14:33Do you want my number?
14:34Wow.
14:35My God, I look...
14:36Wow.
14:37Is that really me?
14:39Is that really Mummy?
14:41It's like an album cover, isn't it?
14:42Ooh.
14:43Can we just zoom into my face?
14:45Yes.
14:46Yeah, I think looks are really important.
14:48People say don't judge a book by its cover, but what else are you going to judge it on?
14:52Obviously, you're not going to go up to someone who you think,
14:54Oh, they look a bit like a boring book.
14:55You're not going to go up to someone who looks like the Bible, are you?
14:57You're going to go up to someone who looks like Now magazine.
15:00Do you know when they'll be up on the website?
15:02Not yet.
15:03But they're going to go up on the internet, aren't they?
15:05Yeah.
15:06There's just a small matter of payment for today.
15:08Oh, my God.
15:09What?
15:09We get paid as well?
15:11This is...
15:11This is too much.
15:13No.
15:15Sorry.
15:15You've got to pay for the shoe.
15:17As you would normally.
15:18Yeah.
15:19Of course, yeah.
15:20It's the price of fame, isn't it?
15:22So...
15:22Okay.
15:23Thank you.
15:24Oh, great.
15:25Thank you very much.
15:26All right, straight in there.
15:27There's a space there.
15:29All right, take away.
15:30Come on, swing it in.
15:32Why not?
15:33Child lock's on.
15:33Come on.
15:35Are we going to move her up to Mish's house?
15:38Nah.
15:39I just got to chat to her quickly.
15:40Let's go.
15:41Are you going with me first?
15:42You first.
15:43Yeah.
15:45Why not, as they say in front?
15:48Does Mish know you've been doing drugs?
15:50I don't think many people know what I'm doing, do you know what I mean?
15:53Because I, like, I keep a good lid on it, like, still do what I've got to do and, like,
15:56no one can really tell that I'm on drugs and that.
15:58So, like, I don't think she's clocked.
16:00Fucking hell.
16:01All right, cool, I've got this.
16:02I've got this.
16:03I'm chilled, I'm chilled, I'm chilled, I'm chilled.
16:09Oh.
16:09Hey.
16:10Hiya.
16:13Hiya.
16:14Oh, are you here for Aimee's contact visit?
16:16It's not today, is it?
16:17Nah, nah, nah, nah, I'm not here for a deal, nah, I'm, er, erm, I just, er, is it alright
16:22to use the lock-up?
16:24The garage?
16:24Yeah.
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:26I was thinking of getting back into, erm, like, all my bodybuilding sort of type stuff.
16:31Oh, right, great.
16:32Yeah, no, good for you, yeah.
16:34Thank you.
16:34I've actually been looking after myself a lot as well recently, yeah.
16:38Oh, right.
16:38Yeah, oh, that's it, but, yeah, it's, you know, it's, I'm also in the best place I've
16:43ever been, so...
16:46I'll get the key.
16:47Ah, cheers, thanks.
16:50I'll give you my hand off.
16:52Just getting the key.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Nice, nice.
16:55All right, you all right?
16:56You all right, Steve?
16:57All right, yeah.
16:58I didn't know that he was here.
17:00Yeah, he's made a hard time.
17:01I was always, er, just, erm, just around the corner a little bit.
17:04Just around the corner, yeah, yeah, exactly.
17:05He's here because we, erm, are going to be doing bodybuilding together.
17:11So it's my new weight training partner.
17:14Yep.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Cos I'm trying to get big for summer.
17:18Exactly.
17:20Thank you.
17:21Ah, thank you.
17:22Thank you a lot.
17:23Have a great time training.
17:25You have a great time too.
17:27I'll see you.
17:28Nice day, whatever.
17:29Thank you.
17:29Sorry.
17:30That's it.
17:33Those milfs.
17:34They were teasing me, mate.
17:35Leading me on.
17:36You know?
17:37Yeah.
17:37Not on.
17:42Right, er...
17:43No, it's cool, man.
17:44I've got it.
17:45It's, er...
17:46Right.
17:47All your furniture in there.
17:49Yeah.
17:50It's, er...
17:50Proper neatly arranged, man.
17:52It's like a living room in there.
17:53Yeah, yeah.
17:54I never...
17:54Never noticed that, actually.
17:55That's jokes.
17:57Oh, coincidence.
17:58Yeah.
17:59Is that...
18:00Is that bolted down, yeah?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Is that a campfire?
18:02Yeah, Kevin, I'll tell you what, mate.
18:03I load all this stuff.
18:04You go chill out, mate.
18:05Yeah, yeah.
18:06Go put your feet up, mate.
18:07Put the radio on or something.
18:09I've got it.
18:11So how's business?
18:13Yeah, no, everything's great.
18:14Everything's booming.
18:15Really great.
18:16There's a cocktail bar that's opened right next door.
18:19Sod's law.
18:21Erm...
18:21No, it's fine.
18:21It's not a problem.
18:22It's not a problem.
18:23They're taking all my customers, actually.
18:25You can have them, you bastards!
18:27It's cool.
18:28A bit of competition, you know?
18:30But, yeah, definitely haven't closed down or anything.
18:33Open for business, as usual.
18:39Just dash it.
18:40We need to go check on Grindr.
18:45Oh, look at that.
18:47Corrupt FM 2.0.
18:48I love it.
18:48The brand new home of...
18:49Is this all it is, yeah?
18:51It's all it is.
18:52You've got everything you needed.
18:53Oh, look at the size of it.
18:54It's a joke.
18:55You've got a sofa.
18:56You've got everything fixed in.
18:57I can basically stand up.
18:58Boxing bag.
18:58Oh, alright then.
19:00I used to do a lot of boxing back in the day.
19:01Boxer size classes and that.
19:03Bang!
19:03Bang!
19:04Ah, straight in the belly.
19:06Low blow.
19:06You know what I mean?
19:07Champion, mate.
19:08They're on the floor.
19:09Is this you, yeah?
19:10Yeah, bruh.
19:11Perfect.
19:11I'm gone, yeah?
19:11I'm gone.
19:12Do you go here?
19:13Go on now.
19:14It's you.
19:17What is it?
19:17It's your face.
19:18She's...
19:19Is that from there?
19:20Yeah.
19:21She's kept all the wedding stuff.
19:23The whole bag of it.
19:25She does love me.
19:28She ain't over me yet.
19:29I knew it.
19:31Oh, fuck.
19:32I'm sorry.
19:33Checking you'll get back with her?
19:34No.
19:35It's pointless now, isn't it?
19:37I want some bigger and better things, mate.
19:40What, me?
19:42No, not you.
19:44I meant like this.
19:46Hey, bruh.
19:47Ah, listen, you're forgiven.
19:48Let's go.
19:49Nah, I can't leave all the equipment in my car.
19:51I need to go, innit?
19:52Let's get the equipment.
19:54Rob, hurry up, man.
19:54It's a good idea.
19:55Shit.
19:56Such a freak at the moment, like.
19:59Do you reckon people will be able to tell that we're setting up a radio station?
20:03Cover the vinyls, decoy.
20:04Cover the vinyls.
20:06The equipment's in here, innit?
20:07Ah, it's attached.
20:09That's attached.
20:10Help him, decoy.
20:11That's attached.
20:11Help him, decoy.
20:13Decoy, help him!
20:13Rob, watch my bumper, man.
20:15Lift it up!
20:15Same.
20:16Still attached, decoy.
20:18Why is it so quiet?
20:20What the fuck?
20:21Where's all the equipment?
20:22Oh, shit.
20:23It's me.
20:24Oh, no.
20:25It looks like you've been robbed.
20:26Everything's gone, mate.
20:27Oh, man.
20:28Chabsy.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:30The transmitter.
20:31What if it was the rival station?
20:33We've fucking been attacked.
20:35Oh, man.
20:36God.
20:37Oh, shit.
20:39Decoy, are you alright?
20:42What?
20:44Where's all the fucking equipment?
20:48Hey, bruv, come in now.
20:49We need to do something about Grindr.
20:51This is getting out of hand.
20:55And...
20:56And...
20:57Ready to go.
20:58Good to go.
20:58Let's shut this, cos it's a bit baked.
21:00See you lot in a bit, yeah?
21:01There's a guy getting in his car.
21:04See you lot in a bit.
21:07No, I think you're going to have to get out from there.
21:09Do it from the other side?
21:09Yeah, yeah.
21:10Try to just roll under when it's...
21:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:13Right at the last bit, just roll under.
21:15OK, go.
21:16Nice.
21:16Steve, I said roll under.
21:18It's Jan.
21:19Oh.
21:23Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
21:24Get it back up, get it back up.
21:25I know what we're doing.
21:26We're doing it wrong.
21:27OK, now, one swift movement.
21:29Straight down?
21:30Yeah.
21:32Oh, fuck.
21:33Nah.
21:33Right.
21:34So that's something.
21:35Look at that underneath.
21:36Thank you.
21:37That's good for your confidence.
21:38A right boost, innit?
21:40Oh, look at that one.
21:42Oh, no.
21:43You look like the absolute bollocks there, don't you?
21:45That's just completely natural as well.
21:47Just caught me off guard.
21:48Just sat there and suddenly took a picture.
21:50Boom, you're there.
21:51That's why Angel looks a bit off there.
21:52Like, oh, she's not looking her best.
21:54Yeah.
21:55You could.
21:55You know what I mean?
21:56You look beautiful, darling.
21:59You're like, we're a whole family of models now, you know that?
22:01Yeah.
22:01I used to do a little bit of modelling for DFAs in a day.
22:06Do you reckon I was changing my Facebook profile to say I'm a professional model now, just so the world
22:09knows?
22:10Definitely.
22:11Oh, this one.
22:12This one.
22:13It's insane, this one.
22:15What is that one with my passport picture, actually?
22:17Yeah.
22:17Why not?
22:18Yeah.
22:19Garen, do you reckon you get cash if you get some more section?
22:23What?
22:24He says he's coming.
22:25Chef.
22:26I'm a bit nervous, man.
22:28Do you think of me?
22:28Sure, mate.
22:28Do it, OK?
22:29We have to do it.
22:31I can't wait so big.
22:32Shh, duck down though.
22:34I can't duck and run at the same time.
22:35I'll knee myself in the face.
22:38Come on.
22:40Come on.
22:41Who's that?
22:41Hello, Tony, mate.
22:42You all right?
22:42Yeah, no, I'm good.
22:43I don't think they'll follow us, mate.
22:45OK, mate.
22:46Do you want to pop yourself inside and then we can sit down and have a nice little chat?
22:48Yeah, no, I just said that.
22:50Why are you talking about that?
22:51Welcome, Tony.
22:52Yes, you lot.
22:53Erm, what's...
22:54The fuck?
22:56Why is there chairs everywhere?
22:57Sick.
22:58Bear chairs.
22:59Please, take a seat, Tony.
23:02Right, why do you keep calling me Tony and why is there chairs and shit?
23:06Like, this is weird.
23:06Please.
23:07Please, mate.
23:10Listen, we're all here for you, OK?
23:13Things have got a little bit out of control.
23:16You don't know what you're doing anymore.
23:18No, I know exactly what I'm doing.
23:20Me and him have been shooting...
23:22Tony, please, please, please.
23:24Tony, please, please.
23:25Don't lash out, OK?
23:26I'm not...
23:26We're all your friends here.
23:28Stevie, Fante, Deaky, Beatty.
23:31What?
23:31All your best mates for you.
23:33Yeah.
23:33Wait.
23:35What's...
23:35What the fuck's going on?
23:39This...
23:40is an intervention.
23:41Yep.
23:43A what?
23:44Intervention?
23:45Inter...
23:46Mention.
23:48Vent.
23:49Vent.
23:49Vent.
23:50Yeah, intervention.
23:52Does anyone else not know what an intervention is?
23:57Everyone has their low point.
23:58Believe it or not, but I used to be an addict myself.
24:01I was actually addicted to Waigra.
24:04And this wasn't even for Eldona.
24:05This was after, you know, in the club, in the streets,
24:08even in the restaurant.
24:10I just had a raging boner everywhere I went.
24:13I had to be sat down and talk about what was happening to my penis.
24:18I had to be with you.
24:18Look, man, we're here because we're worried about you.
24:20And we're worried about the station.
24:21Tony, listen, man.
24:22I don't know if you've noticed this because your life's like a bit of a blur at the moment.
24:25That's true.
24:25But you actually robbed your own station today.
24:28What are you talking?
24:30No, I didn't.
24:30You've been with me the whole time.
24:31No, I stopped it from getting robbed.
24:34I'm the only one doing anything about this whole war.
24:36Mate, there is no war.
24:38It's all in your head.
24:38No, it ain't in my head.
24:39It's real.
24:40I am baffled now.
24:41What are you talking?
24:42Why are you baffled?
24:43We called them today by mistake and they're real.
24:45No, we did call them.
24:46Yes, we did.
24:46We did.
24:47And all we're doing is sitting here in a circle, not doing anything.
24:51Okay, Tony.
24:51Tony, you're being very defensive and very aggressive right now.
24:54I'm always defensive and aggressive.
24:56What's wrong with you people?
24:57How about we go to the hospital and get your head checked out?
24:59How about you get your head checked out?
25:00Shut up, mate.
25:02What cash?
25:02Look, if you don't think you can do with radio yourselves, good luck to you.
25:05And good luck dealing with the Cold War as well.
25:07Cold War is actually a sick name for it.
25:09Please don't go, mate.
25:10Please.
25:10No, do you know what, yeah?
25:12You lot have made yourself perfectly clear.
25:14I'm done with radio.
25:15I'll quit.
25:16What?
25:16Tony, if you run away now, you'll be running away for the rest of your life.
25:19Oh, shut up, you ugly freak.
25:21Get out of my way.
25:24Please don't quit, mate.
25:25You're lucky.
25:26Just stay, please.
25:27Get off, mate.
25:28Tony, you're angry.
25:29Please come back.
25:37Do, er, do I have to have an intervention now?
25:41No, it stays your teeth, I'm gone.
25:43Yeah, every point lets give you.
25:45Sick.
25:56The station needs me way more than I need a station, I'm telling you that now.
25:59I could have been anything, man could have been like a rocket scientist, do you know what I mean?
26:04Like, but I didn't, like, I chose radio. So, you know what I mean? Like, I should be grateful.
26:12Chin up gaffer, you know? You know that being Lion King, when Mufasa dies and the little Bambino has to
26:19be king. You're the leader now.
26:22He's not dead though, it's just...
26:23No, but I mean, he's good as.
26:25Yeah, I wouldn't say that I'm leaving him behind, but I'd say that me and Grindr are just moving at
26:29different speeds at the moment.
26:33I mean, I'm, you know, moving quickly and he's on speed.
26:40Yeah, so you like a sad act.
26:42Is it healthy to move on?
26:44Yeah, I mean, you shouldn't just live in the past, you've got to sort of move on and start living
26:47in the future. The present.
26:50Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
26:54Come on, speaker down.
26:55Put it on the back seat.
26:57Deco, you shouldn't have a car if you don't want to do stuff like this.
27:02Who's doing this earlier?
27:10Craig, you need to be more careful with this, mate.
27:15What the fuck's that?
27:23Alright, I ain't talking to you, but I need to stay on your sofa again.
27:26Is it?
27:26Yeah, because it's basically your fault that I had to leave radio, so you made me homeless.
27:32Sorry, man.
27:34Of course you can stay.
27:37They're just...
27:38Roche!
27:39Good night!
28:08Good night!
28:09Good night!
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