00:00I wore pyjamas to a wedding.
00:02No way.
00:03That's so oddly specific.
00:07Hi, I'm Tufi Chalab.
00:09And I'm Ritu Aria.
00:11Gear up.
00:13Truth is a key to trust.
00:15We're going to play a game to know if we really know each other.
00:19Two truths, one lie.
00:21Let's start.
00:23Do you know me?
00:24I know you very well.
00:25We'll see.
00:26I went to pee between Maradona and Benicio del Toro.
00:32I drove Anelka's car as a valet and I got fired.
00:38I used to use a nickname when I started my career.
00:44I know that you were a valet and that you got fired.
00:48I think that's true.
00:50And the first one you peed in between?
00:52Maradona and Benicio del Toro.
00:54That's so oddly specific and weird.
00:58What's the lie?
00:59I'm going to say that you didn't pee between Maradona and Benicio.
01:06You know.
01:07You got it right?
01:08No.
01:09Oh.
01:10I really peed.
01:11Did?
01:12Yeah.
01:12Between Maradona and Benicio del Toro at Cannes Film Festival.
01:16Was this planned?
01:19No.
01:19We didn't call each other before getting there.
01:23The lie is I used to use a nickname when I started my career.
01:27No.
01:27You're very proud of your name.
01:29I'm very, very proud of my name.
01:31Okay.
01:31Are you ready?
01:33Yeah.
01:33Steady?
01:34Go.
01:35Do you know me?
01:36I do know you.
01:37Okay.
01:38Let's see about that.
01:39Number one, I wore pyjamas to a wedding by accident.
01:44So true.
01:46Number two, I completed a course in trampolining.
01:52And number three, I got banned from...
01:56Yeah.
01:57True.
01:58She got banned from everywhere.
02:01I got banned from the Royal Court Theatre.
02:04You were drunk?
02:05Were you in the audience?
02:06Which theatre?
02:07What was the name of the plane?
02:09Should have asked you the questions.
02:11Damn it.
02:12Okay.
02:13Trampoline.
02:14Final answer.
02:17Pretty sure it's trampoline is a lie.
02:21Wrong.
02:22No way.
02:23You don't know me at all, do you?
02:26I did complete a course in trampolining.
02:29When I was little, I did it for one week and I got a certificate.
02:32A certificate for one week?
02:35Sorry, I don't think it.
02:36But yeah, I did get banned from the Royal Court Theatre.
02:38What happened?
02:39Well, my friend was doing a rehearsed reading of a play and I was late to it by like three
02:44minutes.
02:45I was like, can we just go in?
02:46They're like, no, no late come this.
02:48So I said, I will use the toilet.
02:50So I went up.
02:50And you saw Maradona and Benny Chaudet.
02:54You're on stage when you come in.
02:56No way, straight to the stage.
02:57So everyone turned, so I quickly ducked and Crab walked inside.
03:02And there's an usher with a walkie-talkie.
03:04And the walkie-talkie was, she's in the red hair.
03:07And then the play finished and a security guard escorted me out the building.
03:11I had come with a friend and convinced her to switch clothes with me and go back inside.
03:16No way.
03:17So we did that.
03:18No way.
03:18Yeah.
03:18It worked?
03:19No.
03:21Obviously not.
03:22So then I got escorted out the second time and banned.
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