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The Jeepers Creepers film series consists of four American horror movies. The first three movies were written and directed by Victor Salva, and the fourth was directed by Timo Vuorensola.
一对姐弟在春假期间驾车穿过偏僻乡间返家途中，遭遇了一只正在进行仪式般疯狂进食的食人生物...
一对姐弟在春假期间驾车穿过偏僻乡间返家途中，遭遇了一只正在进行仪式般疯狂进食的食人生物...
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00:03:01Oh dear, is that the same truck?
00:03:16I don't think we were supposed to see that.
00:03:31What in a name?
00:03:34What?
00:03:38He must have seen us.
00:03:40He couldn't have.
00:03:47Oh, no.
00:03:54Hey, honey.
00:03:56What are you doing?
00:04:01Honey!
00:04:02Honey!
00:04:02Honey!
00:04:03What are you doing?
00:04:04Honey, be careful.
00:04:15Honey!
00:04:18Honey!
00:04:23Honey!
00:04:26Honey!
00:04:27Are you okay?
00:04:29All right?
00:04:30What just happened?
00:04:32He's long gone now.
00:04:34It's just a road hog.
00:04:36Come on.
00:04:51Oh, God.
00:04:59The time was 12 o'clock, okay.
00:05:05What are you doing?
00:05:08Honey, I'm gonna call this in to the police.
00:05:11What?
00:05:12Oh, yeah.
00:05:12We can't pretend that what just happened to us
00:05:15didn't happen to us.
00:05:16They gotta know about this.
00:05:18Oh, I don't like it, Ronnie.
00:05:20I don't like it one bit.
00:05:22Was it, I'm beating you?
00:05:25I don't know.
00:05:27Okay, all right, all right, all right.
00:05:29We're gonna go to a gas station where they have a phone, okay?
00:05:33Okay, I'm gonna call this in.
00:05:34What?
00:05:35All right?
00:05:36It's gonna be okay.
00:05:42Okay, it'll be okay.
00:05:44I wanna go home.
00:05:46Come home.
00:05:46All right, yeah.
00:05:50Come on.
00:05:51Oh, my God.
00:06:23Ronnie?
00:06:51We should stop and see what was going on with that sheet.
00:06:56And then we can tell the cops all about it.
00:07:04We got to do it, Marie.
00:07:10Turning a blind eye is not an option.
00:07:17Love you, Pepe.
00:07:20Love you, Pepe.
00:07:42Oh, my God.
00:07:53Ronald.
00:07:56Come on.
00:07:57It's OK.
00:07:57All right.
00:07:58It's all right.
00:08:07Oh, the sheet.
00:08:08Yeah.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:42A horrifying sign that makes me believe Ron and Marie witnessed that day was the infamous bodies in the pit.
00:08:52Ron and Marie themselves have never been seen since.
00:08:57Just another macabre mystery from the deep side.
00:09:03Surely you've watched that video so many times you have it memorized by now.
00:09:08Yeah, real talk.
00:09:10This really happened.
00:09:11Somewhere in this area, actually.
00:09:13Come on, there's a reason those things were unsolved.
00:09:15It's all myths and legends.
00:09:16Move over.
00:09:19Nah, this YouTube video's out of date.
00:09:21This was from, what, 20-plus years ago?
00:09:23Now this was...
00:09:25It's just like Bigfoot, Mothman, Spring Hill Jack, Chippecabra, or any others.
00:09:29Yeah, and you'll be meeting fans of all of them by tonight.
00:09:33I can't believe I let you drag me to this nerd fest.
00:09:36Yeah?
00:09:37Explain me this.
00:09:40Now this is real footage.
00:09:44Even you can't deny it.
00:09:46I can't even see it.
00:09:47Ever wonder why those proof videos are always shaky and murky, never crisp and clear?
00:09:51It's old.
00:09:52The Creeper only comes back every 23 years.
00:09:55And the Earth is flat.
00:09:57Nazis are camped out on the moon.
00:09:59Elvis lives.
00:09:59The Apollo landing was faked.
00:10:02Your precious science doesn't have all the answers.
00:10:04Your conspiracy theories have no answers.
00:10:06Y'all get it wrong all the time.
00:10:08Copernicus, Aristotle, even...
00:10:11Don't do that.
00:10:13Don't do that.
00:10:14Newton, Einstein, Hawking.
00:10:17It's a big world.
00:10:19Strange things happen all the time.
00:10:21Two words.
00:10:22Occam's razor.
00:10:24That's why I'm a scientist.
00:10:26The simplest explanation is most likely to be true.
00:10:28Well, this is also pretty simple, brainiac.
00:10:31Alright, the Creeper comes back every 23rd spring.
00:10:34It kills for 23 days.
00:10:37Then what?
00:10:39Then it disappears.
00:10:42I don't know.
00:10:43Sounds like a love book.
00:10:46They were a breed of bugs made in a lab to kill mosquitoes.
00:10:50All they did was mate and die.
00:10:52Complete failure.
00:10:53Now they serve zero purpose.
00:10:54They have no function but twice a year they appear like a storm,
00:10:57blindly chasing anything light before dying when they come into contact with it.
00:11:01So, uh, you think the Creeper was made in a lab?
00:11:06I think the Creeper was made in a brain now for it.
00:11:09Well, the Creeper doesn't mate.
00:11:11It kills.
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:16Yes.
00:11:17Said to have killed almost, what, hundreds, maybe thousands.
00:11:19Wait, didn't they make a movie out of it?
00:11:21Creepy Creeper or something?
00:11:24Three, actually.
00:11:24Wait, but none of that is real.
00:11:28And it was named after a cheesy L.A. cable access.
00:11:34Baby?
00:11:34Baby?
00:11:35Lane!
00:11:39Baby, I told you that burrito would come out tomorrow.
00:11:44Where'd you go?
00:12:06Come on.
00:12:20All right, you know I suck at tapping.
00:12:27Um, I'm going to ask her tonight.
00:12:31I've got the ring, so wish me luck.
00:12:38I love you, Mom.
00:13:24Come on.
00:13:26Come on.
00:13:27Come on.
00:13:28Come on.
00:13:36Come on.
00:13:37Oh, my God.
00:14:27What is up, girl?
00:14:29How are you?
00:14:29Everything hurts, and I'm dying.
00:14:32Oh.
00:14:33That good, huh?
00:14:36Ew.
00:14:36Are you all right?
00:14:38It's too late for me.
00:14:40Save yourself.
00:14:45So, did you take the test yet?
00:14:47I bought it with me, but I think this counts as a positive.
00:14:50You are always the optimist.
00:14:52Not at all what I meant, and you know it.
00:14:54Well, I was trying to hold it till I got there, but I need to tinkle Taylor, my soldier spy.
00:15:00I'm gonna have to call you back.
00:15:01I'm not hearing this.
00:15:03Just call me when you get to the hotel, okay?
00:15:05Oh, oh, oh.
00:15:06Make sure that you do not puke on those Air Force wines.
00:15:10Don't even joke about that.
00:15:13Lane, when have I ever joked about fashion?
00:15:19Sam, I swear, if you've jinxed me, I swear to God all.
00:15:27Lane, I love you.
00:15:29But you're buying me some more shoes.
00:15:31Fucking God, do you look like I'm a goat for the woods?
00:15:34Yeah.
00:15:40Lane, I love you.
00:16:29You bring me to the most charming places.
00:16:32Remind me why we're here again?
00:16:35Baby, I can't wait to show you this place.
00:16:37Are you sure this is where we're supposed to be?
00:16:40Yeah, we should be close.
00:16:46Now you know that's where we're going.
00:16:48Really?
00:16:50Lady Manila, how could you not?
00:16:51Hey, maybe we should read your palm.
00:16:54Yeah.
00:16:58Goddamn.
00:17:14Trust you to find the strangest place to ask for directions.
00:17:17Hey.
00:17:19Look at all this cool stuff.
00:17:26I don't get it.
00:17:29Come on, Chase.
00:17:30Nobody's here.
00:17:30Let's go.
00:17:38Chase, don't touch everything.
00:17:43Come on, Chase.
00:17:44Let's go.
00:17:50Please.
00:17:50Let's go.
00:18:20You scared the shit out of me.
00:18:22Take a look at this.
00:18:24I didn't know they had whaling this far from the coast.
00:18:29Anything strike your fancy?
00:18:31We're looking for this address, but I can't find it on any map.
00:18:38Oh, it's not on any maps.
00:18:41The satellites are kind of screwed up over our town, I guess.
00:18:54There.
00:18:55And we are here.
00:18:59Just take 68, five miles to south.
00:19:03And turn left when you see the signs.
00:19:06Oh, thanks.
00:19:18No problem.
00:19:20That'll be $50, please.
00:19:22$50?
00:19:25It's antique, honey.
00:19:29Antique.
00:19:43Now you come back any time you hear.
00:19:45Oh, and congratulations to you both.
00:19:50Oh.
00:19:51He doesn't know.
00:19:55Neither does she.
00:19:56Interesting.
00:20:00Okay, this is not...
00:20:17We have a tree-bearing fruit.
00:20:21He will be most pleased.
00:20:42Wow.
00:20:43Look at this.
00:20:46Are we the only ones in this place?
00:20:49Hey.
00:21:01Wait there.
00:21:03I've got another surprise for you.
00:21:08Chase, where are you going?
00:21:11I'm going.
00:21:25I'm going.
00:21:28Okay.
00:21:30Okay.
00:21:58Hey, this is Sam.
00:22:01Sam, where the hell are you?
00:22:04Boo!
00:22:11What is it?
00:22:13It's your surprise.
00:22:19Are you serious?
00:22:21What are those?
00:22:23We're gonna cosplay.
00:22:25You and me.
00:22:26I brought everything we need.
00:22:29All you need to do is choose who you want to be.
00:22:31I'm not putting on any of them.
00:22:33What?
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:41Yeah, I mean, it was a stupid idea anyway.
00:22:46So, I mean, I knew you wouldn't wear some of this stuff.
00:22:50It's tacky anyway.
00:22:51So, I don't even want you to wear it.
00:22:53Maybe I'll wear it.
00:22:54I don't know.
00:23:03Can I watch?
00:23:04Go.
00:23:20Coming to you live from Horror Hound 2021.
00:23:24I'm Carrie and I'm here to find the biggest creeper.
00:23:27Hey, Elaine!
00:23:29You're talking about the creeper.
00:23:30The creepy clowns!
00:23:31The one on the YouTube player.
00:23:33So, clown outfits.
00:23:33Tell me more.
00:23:35Well, they say that the clowns are frightening.
00:23:38But I say that we are everything, good and bad, and life all at once.
00:23:44Look at all the love of clowns.
00:23:46Mom's gonna paint these streets with blood.
00:23:50Stumbling around in our little old enchanted community.
00:23:55Try this all.
00:23:56I guess who else might turn up?
00:23:59That's right, local horror legend, The Creeper.
00:24:18Fast and apartment.
00:24:35Evan, now that I've satisfied your fanboy fantasies.
00:24:40What are you gonna wear?
00:24:42What?
00:24:43Oh, this.
00:24:48A t-shirt?
00:24:49Not just any t-shirt.
00:24:51This t-shirt.
00:24:52What am I going to do with you?
00:25:18Oh, this is a t-shirt.
00:25:43It's just a bird.
00:25:45Scared the crap out of me.
00:25:49Come here.
00:25:52Let's start going.
00:25:54It's party time.
00:25:58Come on.
00:26:02Come on.
00:26:03Hey.
00:26:18Come on.
00:26:59Come on.
00:27:07Come on.
00:27:11I had no idea so many people attended these things.
00:27:15This is the Coachella of cosplay.
00:27:19Yeah, for psycho killers.
00:27:21Looks like a gathering of jugglers.
00:27:23Oh, please.
00:27:23You'll have insane clown pass.
00:27:24Yes, Miss Butterfly.
00:27:26Stay up my phone, you stalker.
00:27:27And the angel penciled inside of the people.
00:27:32Fear the peace.
00:27:34For I know you seek the Messiah.
00:27:39All right, here's the reason.
00:27:41Hallelujah.
00:27:42I'm pretty sure the correct phrase is here's result.
00:28:11I'm pretty sure the correct phrase is here's result.
00:28:17That's right, welcome to our house!
00:28:20Oh, let's go!
00:28:27Wow, these people are really fucked up.
00:28:29You should be seeing your face.
00:28:31Hook, non, and soup.
00:28:38Hey, guys!
00:28:44Shit with their pants.
00:28:46The looks on their faces.
00:28:49Shit.
00:29:10Motherfucker!
00:29:31They have glorifying actual killers, and you're honestly okay with that?
00:29:38It's all just for fun.
00:29:39What if there's a psycho lurking in the crowd?
00:29:42How the hell would you know?
00:29:44I'm sleepy, there's no siphons.
00:29:47There's a bunch of people having fun.
00:29:49Even big music festivals have a body count.
00:29:51I dreamt to think what it's like here.
00:29:52Crowds of people, everyone drinking, partying, cars.
00:29:55Shut up, thanks.
00:29:57Chase.
00:29:57Chase.
00:29:59Okay, I'll get the drinks.
00:30:03Hey.
00:30:14I'm doing that.
00:30:15Right freaking now.
00:30:16The sign says closed.
00:30:28Chase.
00:30:30You cut yourself, sir?
00:30:32All right, folks.
00:30:33I got held up preparing for tonight's big show.
00:30:36Special effects and such.
00:30:38No big deal.
00:30:41It's three for five.
00:30:42Pick them from the center.
00:30:49Is that all right?
00:30:50Right.
00:30:52From here?
00:30:54From the center.
00:30:56Center.
00:30:56All right.
00:30:58I got to stand back and watch me work.
00:31:04That was close.
00:31:06I'm going to use my other hand, okay?
00:31:08Baby, you watching?
00:31:11Okay, so that's one.
00:31:13You like that?
00:31:15I've never seen anything like this.
00:31:19It's because they're all unique.
00:31:22Each one handmade.
00:31:25Creeper style.
00:31:27You ever heard of Creeper?
00:31:29Don't get him started.
00:31:31Is Zach a local legend, right?
00:31:33Kills hundreds of people every 23 years?
00:31:36Something like that.
00:31:38I told him.
00:31:47Okay.
00:31:48Now you try.
00:31:49Me?
00:31:50No, no, no.
00:31:52No, no, no.
00:31:53You're doing this.
00:31:54You are doing this.
00:31:55You are doing this.
00:31:56Come all this way.
00:31:58Successfully throwing blades at a human target was an art form.
00:32:04First you find your throwing line.
00:32:07That's this.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Now the key to successfully throwing a blade is the distance between you and the target.
00:32:16After you find your throwing line, you're going to take a step back.
00:32:21And you're going to turn 45 degrees into your left.
00:32:25Okay, now you're going to step up to that line and throw it just like a baseball pitch.
00:32:31As hard as you can.
00:32:42How is this related to the Creeper?
00:32:46They say these are some of his favorite toys.
00:32:49Seems inefficient.
00:32:51To prolong the hunt.
00:32:55There is that minor drawback that even if you hit your target, you throw away your weapon.
00:33:00You need something else to finish the job.
00:33:04Hmm.
00:33:05Or if the Creeper throws like Chase, then he would need it.
00:33:08Oh, she got jokes today.
00:33:10Ah!
00:33:12Ah, damn it!
00:33:13I got it.
00:33:13I got it.
00:33:14Just to come.
00:33:14Just to come.
00:33:16Boy Scout.
00:33:18Um, let's be prepared.
00:33:20You guys coming to the big Creeper draw?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24What's the draw?
00:33:26It starts just before midnight after the cosplay show on the main stage.
00:33:31You guys should definitely check it out.
00:33:34Who knows?
00:33:35You might even win.
00:33:37Ow.
00:33:39It's all right.
00:33:40It's all right.
00:33:43It's all right.
00:33:47It's all right.
00:33:51It's all right.
00:33:53It's all right.
00:33:58It's all right.
00:34:06It's all right.
00:34:07It's all right.
00:34:09It's all right.
00:34:12It's all right.
00:34:14It's all right.
00:34:16It's all right.
00:34:17Let's go.
00:35:03Hey, you're here for the creeper draw, right?
00:35:05Any idea where Brent is?
00:35:11Has anybody seen Brent?
00:35:13Anybody at all?
00:35:14Did he do the arrow stunt already?
00:35:18The arrow guy?
00:35:20We filmed him.
00:35:20We got it on tape, right, Mikey?
00:35:22Uh, yeah.
00:35:23Yeah, it's on tape.
00:35:24Well, then where the hell is he?
00:35:25I mean, we're supposed to be on stage in five minutes.
00:35:30All right.
00:35:31Brent's gonna get his ass kicked for this.
00:35:34Listen, Carrie, I'm afraid you're gonna have to do this one alone.
00:35:37I mean, Brent's not here, and it's nearly midnight.
00:35:38All right.
00:35:39Come on.
00:35:39I'll show you the ropes.
00:35:40It's easy.
00:35:41Perfect.
00:35:42Jamie, grab my stuff, please.
00:35:44What are you gonna do?
00:35:45She's gonna get out there, see?
00:35:46Oh, can I get out of your teeth before I go on?
00:35:48No, you absolutely cannot.
00:35:58All right.
00:36:00Thank you for the show.
00:36:02Oh, sexy version of Jason, I think.
00:36:06Anyway, congrats.
00:36:08Hey, come on.
00:36:09Let's check this out.
00:36:10It is time for our Creeper Draw.
00:36:17And revealing our grand prize is former Miss Universe Princess of Darkness,
00:36:23our Master of Ceremonies, Madame Carnell!
00:36:38Silence, you peasants.
00:36:41I have traveled the world injecting fear into the hearts of mere mortals like y'all.
00:36:50But we are here for something very, very special.
00:36:56The Horror Hound Festival hit the devil child of my making.
00:37:01Because it's back in my spiritual home of Jackson to Indiana!
00:37:08The very prince of through the ages, we have blew it and devoured sad souls like y'all.
00:37:18Come on now, come on!
00:37:22Yay!
00:37:24So, tell us what the grand prize is.
00:37:28An escape room for two.
00:37:31Creeper themed.
00:37:33A haunted little house for all you creepy little creeps.
00:37:37That's right, creeps.
00:37:39The unlucky winners of our grand prize will be taken of will to the historic Barnabat House, where you are
00:37:46thirst for disturbing myths.
00:37:49And the bloody macaws will be tested to the limit in an escape room.
00:37:54With a difference.
00:37:56Accompanied by internet sensation.
00:37:59You heard her!
00:38:00Creeper's a real thing!
00:38:01I don't think anybody knew what she was talking about.
00:38:04But okay, I'll give you that. It's niche.
00:38:06And there are other people that believe it too, so...
00:38:09You're not a complete freak after all.
00:38:12You love him every single second, just ain't you, you big nerd.
00:38:15I prefer biologists.
00:38:17Oh, yeah.
00:38:20And now, to draw the winner, Jackson's very own, Lady Mandela!
00:38:47Number...
00:38:495...
00:38:511...
00:38:514...
00:38:54Oh my god, that's me.
00:38:56What?
00:38:57How is that possible? I never win anything.
00:38:59It's no-do, baby.
00:39:005-1-4 is us!
00:39:01Yeah!
00:39:04Alright!
00:39:08That handsome guy over there is our winner!
00:39:11Can you believe this?
00:39:13Thanks.
00:39:15If you get out by daybreak,
00:39:19you'll win a special prize!
00:39:23Now, round of applause for our winner!
00:39:25Come on backstage,
00:39:27and we'll get you guys going in no time!
00:39:29Baby, come on!
00:39:31That's amazing, right this way to watch your head.
00:39:35Do you really want to do this?
00:39:36It's the Creeper house!
00:39:38I know everything you need to know about the Creeper.
00:39:40We'll be out there in no time.
00:39:41Trust me.
00:39:43Congratulations, right this way.
00:39:45It's just in here.
00:39:48There we are.
00:39:49Okay, just sign there and there.
00:39:51What are these?
00:39:51Standard release form.
00:39:52We get to use your image forever and ever.
00:39:54Everywhere in the universe,
00:39:55we're not liable.
00:39:55If anything goes wrong,
00:39:56the usual blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:39:58But why?
00:39:59Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.
00:40:01I'm Jamie, the producer of her show.
00:40:04We're coming along to film all this.
00:40:05It's part of our deal with the festival.
00:40:07Aileen, we're going to be on TV.
00:40:09Internet, not TV.
00:40:10You better sign me up.
00:40:13All right.
00:40:14Just down there, miss.
00:40:15In your own time.
00:40:16Okay, all right team, let's go.
00:40:18Let's move it.
00:40:20Hey there.
00:40:22Winner.
00:40:24I'm Carrie.
00:40:26Carrie.
00:40:27Nice to meet you.
00:40:28Elaine, the drool in Georgia's Chase, my boyfriend.
00:40:31How are we going to get there?
00:40:34Uh, Stu's going to take us there.
00:40:36So, follow me.
00:40:39Follow me?
00:40:40You better be right about getting us out of there quick, sure.
00:40:43Hey, come on.
00:40:52I can't believe this is happening.
00:40:54The horror gods are on our side.
00:40:57I hope not.
00:40:59Chase, isn't that the guy...
00:41:00Come on, take a look at this?
00:41:01What am I looking at?
00:41:02The guy that we really go in there in that thing?
00:41:04Don't worry, he looks a little bit creepy,
00:41:06but he's a sweetheart.
00:41:07A bit?
00:41:09Go on, get in.
00:41:11Hey, you want to get killed by a crazy redneck?
00:41:13Because that's how you get killed.
00:41:15Come on, you two.
00:41:17I love you.
00:41:40Are you ready?
00:41:41For the big night of terror to begin!
00:42:02You've got ten seconds to go!
00:42:07Five!
00:42:08Eight!
00:42:11Seven!
00:42:13Six!
00:42:15Five!
00:42:17Four!
00:42:19Three!
00:42:22Two!
00:42:24One!
00:42:24Five!
00:42:25Three!
00:42:31Three!
00:42:31Two!
00:42:34Two!
00:42:36Two!
00:42:38Two!
00:42:41Two!
00:42:42Two!
00:42:42Hey, play some music!
00:42:44The crime's going wild out there.
00:42:45The internet dropped, man.
00:42:46We'll do something.
00:42:47All right, folks, we're out of Wi-Fi, but never fear, a good DJ never leaves the house without a
00:42:54few vinyls.
00:43:30I assume that won't talk to me for the whole journey, at all.
00:43:34What is that?
00:43:35B-roll.
00:43:37What is that?
00:43:38Baby.
00:43:39Shadow?
00:43:40Can you at least look at me?
00:43:41I'm not sure.
00:43:42It looks like a creeper.
00:43:45Wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47You mean to tell me you got the creeper on tape?
00:43:49Is this real footage?
00:43:50Well, a creeper.
00:43:52It's probably just some asshole in great cosplay.
00:43:54Or is it?
00:43:57What's the resolution on that?
00:43:58I need it for, I'll tell you why.
00:44:00See?
00:44:00Crisp, clear optics makes no difference.
00:44:02Great.
00:44:04Oh, if that young guy turns out to be missing, he might have something.
00:44:31This is interesting.
00:44:36Uh, yeah.
00:44:38So, I guess I like this using somehow.
00:44:44Welcome to the Barnabat Family Cemetery.
00:44:48This was the final rest in place for souls back to the 1700s.
00:44:54The natives believed that this was holy ground, back to the dawn of man.
00:45:01Sacred.
00:45:03But very, very haunted.
00:45:07Awesome.
00:45:08I wonder if I can be buried here.
00:45:10Uh, be careful what you wish for.
00:45:12Shut up.
00:45:14What are we doing here again?
00:45:15When we're supposed to go to the haunted house or something?
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19We walk from here.
00:45:24You see that?
00:45:25Looks as if you have to...
00:45:26What's wrong?
00:45:27Come on, we gotta get this.
00:45:28Uh, camera won't work.
00:45:30I don't know.
00:45:31No, no, no.
00:45:32Dino ain't gonna cut it, pal.
00:45:33I didn't pay to bring the film crew down to Whistling Dixie for my health.
00:45:37Now, what do you mean it won't work?
00:45:39It doesn't turn on, won't focus, won't record, won't fuck itself?
00:45:42What am I even doing out here?
00:45:44See, now, nobody wants to sound like that guy.
00:45:47I have got an Emmy, god damn it.
00:45:49Lane.
00:45:49Lane!
00:45:49I don't give a fuck about your Emmy.
00:45:51It's not my fault.
00:45:52The camera doesn't work.
00:45:53Lane!
00:45:53You can go fuck yourself.
00:45:54You're such an asshole sometimes.
00:45:57Lane!
00:46:03Lane!
00:46:12Babe, is everything alright?
00:46:13I don't know.
00:46:14You tell me.
00:46:16Is everything alright?
00:46:19What do you mean?
00:46:21I know there's something going on there with that blonde bimbo in you.
00:46:24Honestly, it doesn't bother me.
00:46:25I just find it so interesting.
00:46:28Oh, come on.
00:46:31I didn't even notice her.
00:46:32Really?
00:46:33Awesome, bury me here, please.
00:46:35I'm a bimbo.
00:46:36You want me to give you a cup to catch her drool?
00:46:38I didn't say it like that.
00:46:41And that's not fair.
00:46:42Lane!
00:46:43No, really, I love her.
00:46:45She's deep.
00:46:45I get it.
00:46:46Come on.
00:46:46Come on.
00:46:51Hello?
00:46:54Hey, are you with the festival?
00:46:57It's me, Michael, the camera guy.
00:47:01Hey, do you have a phone?
00:47:06I just need a bit of a tethering in order to get my stuff online.
00:47:12Look, I only need it for a bit.
00:47:14My producer's going to kill me if I don't get this stuff online right now.
00:47:22Hello?
00:47:28Fuck.
00:47:33Well, shit.
00:47:51What are you looking for, you banjo?
00:47:58Jesus, man, fuck!
00:48:01Your face!
00:48:03Oh, I did pee myself a little.
00:48:05And now we can go!
00:48:09Where are the others?
00:48:10Michael!
00:48:11Michael!
00:48:14Yeah, where is that no good shit the brain's gone to?
00:48:18This is definitely the last gig I'm working with him.
00:48:21I'm a YouTuber.
00:48:22Get me out of here.
00:48:23It was nothing.
00:48:25I just wanted to see what was on that video.
00:48:28Oh.
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:30Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:35You're jealous.
00:48:36I'm not jealous.
00:48:37You're jealous.
00:48:39Hmm.
00:48:40It's cute.
00:48:41Jealousy is a sign of a weak mind.
00:48:46Sorry, Mojo.
00:48:47Thanks.
00:48:48Wait, wait.
00:48:57Lee?
00:49:01No!
00:49:24Maybe something got him.
00:49:27Like a big animal?
00:49:29There are no big animals around here.
00:49:32Come on, this is Louisiana.
00:49:34There's, like, gators, snakes, and black fucking bears roaming all around.
00:49:40They wouldn't come here.
00:49:43Hey, man.
00:49:48Hey, man, it's gonna get easy.
00:49:50What's going on?
00:49:51Where's your girlfriend?
00:49:53Stop.
00:49:54Stop.
00:49:54Stop.
00:49:55It's big.
00:49:56It's okay.
00:50:00Take your black fucking bear.
00:50:02Bears don't fly.
00:50:03Calm down, man.
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:06We have to go.
00:50:07We have to go.
00:50:08Call the police.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10Call the fucking police!
00:50:14Shut up!
00:50:17Shut up!
00:50:19You put your details in the car.
00:50:22You put my fingers in the car.
00:50:23You put your fingers in the car.
00:50:24You broke.
00:50:25Oh, fuck!
00:50:30It's Michael.
00:50:32If something's got him.
00:50:37It's fresh.
00:50:38Really fresh. If something's got him, he's still out here.
00:50:41It's, uh, quick!
00:51:03Oh, my God.
00:51:36Oh, be careful. It's an old house. You don't know what's in here.
00:51:43Open up!
00:51:48Open up! Goddamn it!
00:51:50Open up! Goddamn it!
00:51:54They're all yours now. Come on! Come on! Fucking shut!
00:52:01Come on, you assholes! Open up! Goddamn it!
00:52:06Come on! Come on!
00:52:10Fucking shut!
00:52:14Oh, this is your escape room, huh? Is this some kind of game you're playing here?
00:52:18Because you can stop the show and open the door. We're all very scared with your hillbilly tricks.
00:52:24Shut your fucking mouth.
00:52:27Hey! Open up!
00:52:29Hey! I didn't sign up for that!
00:52:33Michael's dead and you all saw it. Now open that fucking door.
00:52:38What did you do with Lane?
00:52:41Where is she?!
00:52:43Hey! Calm down. I don't know, alright?
00:52:48I wasn't even supposed to be here. All I was hired to do was scare you up a bit. And
00:52:54that's all.
00:52:55Hired? Hired by who?
00:52:58Giselle. Manila. She said there's a surprise waiting here for you.
00:53:03A surprise?
00:53:05I'll show you a fucking surprise. You tell me where Lane is right now.
00:53:09Or I'll stick this thing so far up your ass you'll taste the fucking metal.
00:53:12Yeah, hillbilly. It's time to start talking.
00:53:15Oh, you take a step fucking back or I'll blow your fucking brains out!
00:53:40My ears are fucking ringing!
00:53:43I warned you! Step back!
00:53:45Jesus, dude. You didn't have to fire that thing.
00:53:47Next time I do, you won't hear anything anymore.
00:53:50Okay. Let's figure this out.
00:53:56It's an escape room, right?
00:53:57It's not a fucking escape room!
00:54:01It's a trap.
00:54:02And who's the trapper?
00:54:05The creeper.
00:54:09The creeper's a fairytale, son.
00:54:12I saw it.
00:54:14You guys are fucking nuts.
00:54:17Scott Lane. And I'm gonna find her.
00:54:20Where's Dan put?
00:54:21What? Oh, don't tell me.
00:54:24This interrupts your hectic schedule of country hick incest and intermittent horse-loving.
00:54:29Fuck you, Hollywood.
00:54:30Hey! Hey!
00:54:36We gotta stop working as a team.
00:54:38So as difficult as I know it is for you, I need you to stop being a fucking asshole!
00:54:44You're stuck with us now.
00:54:46Put it down.
00:54:47Put the gun down.
00:54:49Put the gun down.
00:54:51Nobody's going anywhere until I find Lane.
00:55:00It's coming.
00:55:10I'm stuck!
00:55:11I'm stuck!
00:55:13I'm stuck!
00:55:14I'm stuck!
00:55:14I'm stuck!
00:55:15I'm stuck!
00:55:16I'm stuck!
00:55:17I'm stuck!
00:55:18I'm stuck!
00:55:22I'm stuck!
00:55:22Go to the attic!
00:55:36No more outside.
00:55:37I saw a light in here.
00:55:39I'll find a switch.
00:55:44The roof is leaking.
00:55:46Why it's not raining?
00:55:47I'm swimming.
00:55:52Oh!
00:55:52I semi.
00:55:54You gotta be shitting me.
00:55:56Who the hell is that?
00:55:58Ian't...
00:55:59Sir...
00:56:00Sir.
00:56:04I don't know.
00:56:50Oh, who the hell is that?
00:57:00I don't know.
00:57:01You're real.
00:57:08No!
00:57:11No!
00:57:12Where is she?
00:57:12Where is she?
00:57:14Where is she?
00:57:16Where is she?
00:57:18Where is she?
00:57:18Get off me!
00:57:19Answer me!
00:57:20Get off me!
00:57:23Get off me!
00:57:27Get off me!
00:57:38I have to wait.
00:57:38Get off me!
00:57:42Get off me!
00:57:47Get off me!
00:58:02Help!
00:58:18Help!
00:58:25Ah!
00:58:30Ah!
00:58:34Ah!
00:58:41Oh
00:58:56Yeah
00:58:57Kids! Help! Help!
00:59:03Where the hell did she go? She's got a beer somewhere.
00:59:06Carrie!
00:59:09Carrie!
00:59:31Oh!
00:59:33Oh!
01:00:01Ah!
01:00:03Oh!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:09Ah!
01:00:18Oh!
01:00:21Oh!
01:00:26No!
01:01:07No!
01:01:08No!
01:01:22No!
01:01:23No!
01:01:35Carrie!
01:01:36Hey, hey, hey!
01:01:37It's coming!
01:01:38It's coming!
01:01:39Where's Lane?
01:01:40Where's Lane?
01:01:41I don't know.
01:01:43Where's Lane?
01:01:44I don't know.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:45I don't know.
01:01:59What's that?
01:02:03In here.
01:02:05In here.
01:02:06Go.
01:02:21There's no way out.
01:02:27We're just going to have to kill it.
01:02:31Yeah, with a rolling pin.
01:02:33It won't work.
01:02:34That's immoral, trust me.
01:02:36My only hope is it loses interest in our soul.
01:02:39We made out the hunting cycle.
01:02:41And how long is that hunting cycle?
01:02:45Twenty-three days.
01:02:48We're fucked.
01:02:51We're fucked.
01:03:00I'm getting real sense, deja vu.
01:03:11Please!
01:03:13Please!
01:03:16Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, speak, speak, speak.
01:03:20What happened, baby?
01:03:21We have to get out of here.
01:03:22What happened to you?
01:03:23We'll get you all.
01:03:24Anyone who's near me.
01:03:25Maybe you're bleeding.
01:03:26It's me at once.
01:03:28The only arrow is upstairs.
01:03:30Let's go.
01:03:31Let's go!
01:03:33Everybody stick together.
01:03:46I got you.
01:03:46I got you.
01:03:47I got you.
01:03:51Oh, the phone.
01:03:53Wait!
01:03:54Ah!
01:03:55Oh, fuck! Oh, my leg!
01:03:58Oh! Oh, fuck!
01:04:00Oh, my leg!
01:04:02Oh, fuck!
01:04:13911, what is emergency?
01:04:16Um...
01:04:18Where the hell are we?
01:04:19Barnabat House.
01:04:20Barnabat House, yeah.
01:04:22What's going on, sir?
01:04:23The creeper, something is trying to kill us.
01:04:26Have you been taking drugs?
01:04:28Sir?
01:04:29I sound like a fucking stoner to you.
01:04:32I need you to get some help to the Barnabat House.
01:04:35I swear to God.
01:04:39Sir?
01:04:40Are you okay?
01:04:44Come on! Go!
01:04:46Go! Come on!
01:04:48Get up!
01:04:49Hold him! Hold him!
01:04:51Ah!
01:04:54Come on!
01:04:59Oh, shit!
01:05:01Quick! Quick!
01:05:03Rami!
01:05:09What? What? Why are you stopping?
01:05:12Even if we get outside, we're sending ducks out there.
01:05:15What are we over here?
01:05:18Do we risk it or hole up in here?
01:05:20I won't hunker down.
01:05:21The police will come, so that will slow the creeper down.
01:05:24Are they?
01:05:25Well, they're not just gonna ignore a 911 call, right?
01:05:29Oh, my sweet summer child.
01:05:33I need a fucking doctor!
01:05:36We're like flies in a spider's web.
01:05:38It's calling the shots.
01:05:39The only way we end this is to kill it.
01:05:41Well, your boyfriend said we can, so...
01:05:44I'm not so sure.
01:05:46I've seen it up close.
01:05:48How then?
01:05:50It's old and decrepit.
01:05:53It stinks of death.
01:05:55Well, where the hell is it anyway?
01:05:56It's toying with us.
01:05:59It lacks to play.
01:06:03We need to trap it.
01:06:05With what?
01:06:09Harry!
01:06:10Run!
01:06:13No!
01:06:15I'll take it!
01:06:16Harry!
01:06:17No!
01:06:17Harry!
01:06:18No!
01:06:19Harry!
01:06:20No!
01:06:21No!
01:06:27No!
01:06:30No!
01:06:30No!
01:06:31Rick!
01:06:35Rick!
01:06:42Holy Mary, Mother of God.
01:06:45Pray for our sinners now and at the hour of our death.
01:06:47Amen.
01:06:49Amen.
01:06:50What is this place?
01:06:59Father of God.
01:07:09Do you instead die?
01:07:12The stars here, home and every queen
01:07:15die told you.
01:07:15Have one of those stars here!
01:07:17Son of God!
01:07:20Buy us, fortunately.
01:07:26The star
01:07:26Amen.
01:07:30I don't know.
01:08:09Can you see?
01:08:11No.
01:08:44It's gone.
01:08:47It's okay.
01:08:48Harry.
01:08:48It's okay.
01:08:48It's okay.
01:09:07It's okay.
01:09:35It's okay.
01:09:38It's okay.
01:09:38It's okay.
01:09:39I'm afraid.
01:09:40Keep those hungry eyes on me.
01:09:43I can't.
01:09:44Oh, Jesus.
01:09:46Oh, fuck.
01:09:47No.
01:09:48Please, Lord.
01:09:49I'm not like this.
01:09:51No.
01:09:52No.
01:09:52Not like this.
01:09:53Maybe there's something in here that can help us.
01:09:55Maybe, um, information or...
01:09:57One way or another, we're done running.
01:10:00Yeah.
01:10:00Literally.
01:10:02I don't understand how this place isn't burnt to the ground.
01:10:09I don't know.
01:10:10Oh, no, no.
01:10:11Oh, no, no.
01:10:12Oh, no.
01:10:13Oh, no, no.
01:10:19I'd get my left arm.
01:10:20Careful.
01:10:22You might.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:24Sorry, man.
01:10:25Here.
01:10:26It's just nerves.
01:10:33What the hell is that?
01:10:36Voodoo doll?
01:10:37Oh.
01:10:47What the...
01:11:07Guys.
01:11:08The stone.
01:11:43aqu if he's a thought
01:11:54Oh,
01:11:55my God. They are
01:11:56feeding it. Baby...
01:12:02Why do
01:12:02you say it was after you? Where did
01:12:05it take you?
01:12:06What really happened?
01:12:07Chase, I'm pregnant.
01:12:09That's why it's after me.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13It wants what I've got.
01:12:18Yes.
01:12:21I will marry you.
01:12:26If we ever get out of here alive.
01:12:30Then why the hell would they be feeding this thing?
01:12:36Look at all this crap.
01:12:39What is this?
01:12:41Shrine?
01:12:48I thought these were stories.
01:12:51Legends.
01:12:54But it all seemed real.
01:12:56And what?
01:12:57It has a cold fan club that helps feed this thing?
01:12:59Maybe they want one of us.
01:13:01What?
01:13:08We can't fight it.
01:13:09But we can beat it.
01:13:10Maybe even stop it.
01:13:14We're in this twisted web right now.
01:13:18It's time to turn the tables.
01:13:20We need a plan.
01:13:24I think I know what we need to do.
01:13:26I think I know what we need to do.
01:13:27I don't know...
01:13:39Let's turn theators on the side.
01:13:59I don't know.
01:14:27Go, go, go, go, go.
01:15:01Go, go, go.
01:15:40Go, go, go, go.
01:15:56Go, go, go.
01:16:14Go, go, go.
01:16:23Go, go, go.
01:16:28Go, go, go.
01:16:32Come on, asshole!
01:16:39Go, go, go.
01:17:09Go, go, go, go.
01:17:13Go, go, go, go.
01:17:17Go, go, go, go, go.
01:17:27Go, go, go, go, go.
01:17:54Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:18:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:18:47Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
01:19:19Come on.
01:19:33How do you like those peepers, bitch?
01:19:54Now!
01:19:56Now!
01:20:05Oh, my God.
01:20:33Oh, my God.
01:20:56Oh, my God.
01:20:57Oh, my God.
01:21:00Oh, my God.
01:21:04Oh, my God.
01:21:05Oh, my God.
01:21:10Oh, my God.
01:21:11Oh, my God.
01:21:24Oh, my God.
01:21:34Oh, my God.
01:21:41Oh, my God.
01:21:49Oh, my God.
01:22:07Oh, my God.
01:22:44Oh, my God.
01:23:11Oh, my God.
01:23:42Oh, my God.
01:24:28Oh, my God.
01:24:36Oh, my God.
01:24:54Oh, my God.
01:25:11Oh, my God.
01:25:47Oh, my God.
01:26:02Oh, my God.
01:26:42Oh, my God.
01:27:14Oh, my God.
01:27:32Oh, my God.
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