00:07Woke up to Jingle Bells coming from my phone
00:11Santa's texting memes while he's flying on his throne
00:14The trees leaning sideways like it had a long night
00:18And the star on the top gave up without a fight
00:21But hey, it's Christmas once again
00:24Where disasters feel like old men's friends
00:28And honestly, that's how we celebrate
00:34It's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
00:37Someone unplug the lights we just put up
00:40It's a holly jolly goofy madness
00:44But we still put rag nog in every cup
00:47Let the snowflakes fall like they're dizzy
00:50Let the season be loud and silly
00:54Cause it's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
00:57And the chaos is what's making it fabulous
01:00Hey, hey!
01:01Grandpa tried to fix the lights, now half the house is dark
01:04And Grandma wrapped that dog again
01:06What a sight!
01:08He's under the tree glowing in holiday lights
01:11Cookies burnt but we'll eat them anyway
01:13Calories don't count tonight
01:16And the neighbors inflatable said they flew up to the park
01:20Yeah, every year's a comedy
01:22A sitcom filled with family
01:24And we're the stars of this holiday mess
01:27It's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
01:30It's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
01:30Someone lost the gifts, we'll pretend it's fine
01:33Hey, hey!
01:34It's a holly jolly goofy season
01:36Where the punchlines happens every time
01:39Hey, hey!
01:40So let the snowflakes fall like they're dizzy
01:43Let the season be loud and ridiculous
01:46Let the season be loud and ridiculous
01:47Cause it's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
01:49And the chaos is what's making it fabulous
01:53Hey, hey!
01:54Here's to the noise, the toys
01:56The cat destroying rapping with pure joy
01:59Here's to laughs and all the memes
02:03To holidays sillier than it seems
02:10It's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
02:13Someone sweat off singing jingles out of tune
02:16Hey, hey!
02:17It's a holly jolly cheerful madness
02:19Like a holiday cartoon
02:22Hey, hey!
02:23So let the snowflakes fall like they're dizzy
02:26Let the season be sweetly preposterous
02:30Cause it's a merry, merry chaos Christmas
02:33And the chaos is what's making it marvelous
02:36Hey, hey!
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