00:07Hello sir, how are you?
00:10Can I ask you a question?
00:12I'm trying to get a petition going.
00:13I'm trying to get Jews to apologize for killing Jesus.
00:17I'm trying to get as many signatures as I can.
00:19I'm sorry, what did you say?
00:21I'm trying to get Jews, yiddlediddles,
00:26Hebrews to apologize.
00:28You know what, you're in a Jewish market.
00:30Yeah, I came to find them.
00:31They killed Jesus.
00:33I'm sorry, what is this?
00:36Are you sorry?
00:36That's great, if you could sign this and say sorry about it.
00:39No, I did not kill Jesus.
00:41Yeah, but, I mean, you're people, dude.
00:45Are you for real here?
00:47What are you doing in a Jewish market here talking to Jews this way?
00:50Why do you talk like that?
00:52Why do all you guys talk like such victims?
00:58Like, that's what you sound like all the time.
01:01All the time.
01:02I'm sorry, I just, I'm not going to talk to you.
01:05All right, fair enough.
01:05Jesus.
01:06Here, by the way, we're giving away across the street,
01:0950% off rhinoplasty's nose job.
01:12Get out of here!
01:1350% off.
01:13Get away from me!
01:14You don't want 50%?
01:15No, I don't.
01:16Wow, wow.
01:18Hi, how are you?
01:19Hi.
01:19Oh, yeah, that's a good price.
01:21Hey, remember Jesus and how you guys killed him?
01:25I'm trying to get some people to sign the petition just to, uh...
01:29Sorry for killing Jesus peti...
01:30Jesus Christ, yeah.
01:32If I could just get your surname here.
01:33Are you serious?
01:34Totally.
01:37What are you...
01:38How do you guys get such curly hair?
01:40Like, do you perm this?
01:41Excuse me.
01:42Excuse me.
01:43Stop.
01:43Please don't touch my hair, okay?
01:47It's really...
01:48Like, what do you do to it?
01:49Why don't you just cut it or smoothen it out?
01:51It doesn't work.
01:52Do you think that's because God is punishing you?
01:54Maybe.
01:55Maybe he is.
01:56Maybe it's because you haven't apologized to Billy...
01:58Excuse me.
01:59Father or minister or whatever you are, I think it's really rude of you to come in here and...
02:04Okay, I get you don't assign it.
02:05Perhaps...
02:05This is ridiculous.
02:06Uh, Mr. Copper Abraham Lincoln would, uh, change your mind.
02:10Because Jews love money, right?
02:12Mm-hmm.
02:12Mm-hmm.
02:15Very tempting.
02:16Very tempting.
02:16No, thank you.
02:18Excuse me.
02:19I'm just trying to shock.
02:19I...
02:20Do you want to be nailed to a cross?
02:21With your legs and your hands, bleeding?
02:23Nobody does that anymore.
02:24No, they don't.
02:25So just apologize for the last one.
02:26You know he was special to us.
02:30Fine.
02:31Go find someone to breed with.
02:32Are you serious?
02:33Hi, how are you?
02:34Jesus.
02:35Good.
02:36Uh, I'm here today.
02:37It's great food here.
02:38But I'm here today...
02:39Sorry, I don't know what you're doing here, but I need you to leave.
02:41I don't want you bothering my customers.
02:43Okay, I apologize.
02:44I'm sorry.
02:44Yeah, thank you.
02:45Did somebody tell on me?
02:47No, I saw you from behind the counter.
02:49Was there a collaborator that came over to you?
02:51No, it wasn't a collaborator.
02:52It was just me with my own eyes seeing you bothering my customers.
02:55Honestly, I'm just trying to get some... some Fenton...
02:58Okay, if you're gonna shop and get some stuff...
03:00Yeah, I'll get some.
03:01I apologize.
03:01It's my fault.
03:02Okay, more than happy.
03:03Just...
03:03Sorry.
03:04Don't bother customers.
03:05Okay.
03:11Were you the one who told?
03:23Hey.
03:24Look at the little Jew apples.
03:25They're, like, tiny.
03:27Get less for your money.
03:30So, hey, if you could sign our petition.
03:32We're just trying to get some Jews to apologize for killing Jesus.
03:35Try to make things all even.
03:38Yeah, no.
03:39You know, I don't sign my name to anything that I haven't read completely.
03:42I just said right here, sorry for killing Jesus petition and then there's your Jew name
03:46and if you still know your Jew number and then whether or not you're sorry.
03:49Oh my God.
03:51Miriam, is that your name?
03:52No.
03:53Okay.
03:55Well, I'm sorry if you, uh, I, uh, told me to bother you.
04:01I apologize.
04:02It's my fault.
04:08These look better.
04:09These look better.
04:11Can you smell that?
04:12Can you smell the penny?
04:15Enough.
04:15All right.
04:16Okay.
04:16Okay.
04:17I don't want to have to come out here again.
04:18Okay, I can see your friend.
04:20He's got a camera here.
04:21I mean, it's not very inconspicuous what you're doing here with my customers.
04:26If the owner was here right now, I could get in a lot of trouble.
04:28So, uh, if you're going to shop here, that's absolutely fine.
04:32Just stay away from the customers if you would, please.
04:35Okay, sorry.
04:35Okay?
04:36Sorry.
04:37Okay.
04:37I understand Hitler though now.
04:39Okay, I'll stay away.
04:44Excuse me.
04:45Can I talk to you for a second?
04:46Yeah.
04:47What's up?
04:47Oh, Jerry Seinfeld.
04:50Hello, Newman.
04:52I'm trying to get a petition going for, um, I'm just trying to get Jews to sign a petition
05:00saying they're sorry that Jesus got killed in their role of God.
05:03It's just kind of like...
05:04Are you bored or something?
05:06Are you serious?
05:07I'm just...
05:07It's just...
05:07There's a lot of hatred in the world.
05:08I'm just trying to cure that.
05:09Come on.
05:09Just sign.
05:10Just sign.
05:10Just be the guy who takes the initiative and gets in there and apologizes for what you
05:15people did.
05:15Okay, fine.
05:16All right.
05:16Awesome.
05:17Uh, go ahead.
05:18Write your name down there.
05:19It says Jew name.
05:20Yeah, the Jew's name.
05:23Come on, man.
05:24Okay, I'll start you off.
05:24David.
05:26Okay, my name is David.
05:28Okay, should I put for occupation, should I put banker, uh, running media?
05:34Really?
05:35Running media.
05:36Okay.
05:37Also, we're giving away, and I think you might like this, 50% off rhinoplasties.
05:41Um, discount nose jobs, 50% off.
05:45Um, my nose is, my nose, your nose is bigger than mine.
05:50But really, you're just deflecting now.
05:51Your nose is humongous.
05:53No, it's not.
06:01This is Pear.
06:02How are you?
06:04Not too bad, not too bad.
06:07You want to sign that petition?
06:09What's it all about?
06:11I'm trying to get Jews to sign this petition saying they're sorry about the killing of
06:16Jesus, and none of these high-meas will do it, and it's just frustrating, because I'm
06:19just trying to bring people together.
06:21Yeah, I mean, why not?
06:22All right.
06:22Awesome, man.
06:24Name.
06:24Name there.
06:25Name.
06:26Fuck.
06:27You.
06:28All right.
06:30Okay.
06:30Thank you, if you're not going to be serious about this.
06:32I mean, what the fuck, dude?
06:33So you're not sorry about the killing of Jesus?
06:35Is he doing it again?
06:35Not particularly.
06:36Why are you again?
06:37You're always bothering me!
06:38You're bothering my customers.
06:39Out you going.
06:40I wish it was six million and one.
06:41Oh, immediately.
06:43Get out of here.
06:43Stop, stop, stop.
06:44I didn't mean to be hard.
06:45Stop.
06:45You're crucifying me.
06:46Stop it.
06:47You're a real jerk, you know that?
06:48This is what you did to Jesus, too.
06:50Stop, stop, stop.
06:51Get out of here.
06:51I will sue you.
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