00:00Hey, Officer! Why do you smell so bad?
00:03Cause you're on duty!
00:06Go, go, go, go, go! Can you go? Go! Dude, seriously, go!
00:09Officer, arrest me!
00:11Yeah!
00:12Arrest me, Officer!
00:14Hey, he's got a gun!
00:19May I see your license, please?
00:21Yes, sir.
00:21Will this work for you? I can't seem to find my license, but...
00:25You have a good day, sir.
00:27Thank you, Officer. I appreciate it.
00:28Bro, how long you been driving Uber for?
00:31You better answer, we're gonna give you one star.
00:33One star, bro.
00:34One star.
00:35One star.
00:35You guys are in a lot of trouble, right?
00:39How'd you get the damn phone back to-
00:40Sir, do you know why I pulled you-
00:42Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:43Hey.
00:44We were both speeding.
00:45Who's head is shinier?
00:47Ooh, look at how it's on you.
00:49That's very fucking effective.
00:51You know why I pulled you over the head?
00:52Excuse me, only gay cops are allowed to pull me over.
00:54Pink type.
00:57Excuse me, sweetie.
00:58You know why I pulled you over today?
01:00You know why I pulled you over today?
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