00:00First day in Germany
00:01Hey, I'm the new neighbor
00:02Ah, yeah, hey, welcome
00:06You don't have any kids or dogs, do you?
00:09No, I don't have a kid, but I actually have a dog
00:11Me, and you're not some killer?
00:14One week in Germany
00:16Oh man, I've been living here for a week already
00:18and none of the neighbors have talked to me yet
00:21Why Germans are so cold?
00:23One month in Germany
00:25Ah, right, Germans don't like chit-chat
00:27So it makes total sense to avoid small talk in the hallway
00:32It's kind of liberating
00:34One year in Germany
00:43Okay, the loft is high
00:44Ten years in Germany
00:45Hey, how are you the new neighbor?
00:47Ah, yeah, we just moved in
00:48Ah, great, can you please cut the tree in your garden? It's blocking my view
00:54Okay...
00:55Are all Germans like this?
00:56I kind of regret already moving here
00:59Phew
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