00:01优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:01《The Kiss》 broke the leash
00:02《The Physical Chain》 was gone
00:04《But The Joke》 was on me
00:05《The Curse》 just upgraded to a psychic Wi-Fi
00:07《My Pulse》
00:09《My Panic》
00:09《My Absolute Humiliation》
00:11《We're now permanently wired to a 327-year-old Victorian snap》
00:23《WISE》
00:24《WISE》
00:30《WISE》
00:37Since when do you invite strangers into my home?
00:39She's not a stranger
00:41We've worked together since we were kids
00:42That doesn't make her trustworthy
00:44That's literally how knowing someone works
00:46No
00:47That's how familiarity works
00:52It's okay
00:53I should go
00:55Wait
00:59Evelyn?
01:00That's not mine
01:01It's attached to your coat
01:04Lesson one
01:05Stop confusing familiarity with trust
01:07I came because I was worried about you
01:09Bye for now
01:14She was secretly recording me
01:15And that's probably just the beginning
01:17Next it'll be your roles, your endorsements, your shows
01:20I thought she wasn't that bad
01:24Well?
01:25I couldn't get proof
01:26But I swear to God, Alex
01:28He's like something out of a movie
01:30What kind of movie?
01:31A vampire movie
01:32Interesting
01:33You don't have to figure her out tonight
01:34Go get some rest
01:36Did you bring back the entire pharmacy?
01:38She asked questions, I didn't know how to answer them
01:39327 years?
01:41Not a lot of life experience, huh?
01:43She rejected you
01:44She'll remember who offered her a way back
01:49It's temporary
01:50You terminated a seven year contract
01:52Brands are nervous
01:53They weren't nervous when I made the money
02:01Cut
02:02That was incredible
02:03But
02:04The studio doesn't want the controversy
02:06Then why did you let me audition?
02:09Thank you Miranda
02:11You'll call?
02:13Right
02:16Did the studio fire you?
02:18Did you know Alicia was replacing you?
02:19Good morning to you too
02:20Are you seeing your professor?
02:22Did he know about the accident?
02:23Do you feel guilty Alicia died instead of you?
02:32Miranda?
02:33Miranda, look this way
02:34That's enough
02:35Who are you?
02:36He's my prof
02:37Her manager
02:39My what?
02:40I'm sorry about back there
02:42Claiming to be your manager
02:43It was only to get you past the press
02:45Manager, professor, anything
02:46Just don't leave me, okay?
02:48Without you
02:49I have no idea what to do
02:55Have you considered resting?
02:57Just for a while?
02:58I love acting
02:59The same way you love your books
03:01I'm beautiful, Nicholas
03:02I know how to act
03:03I don't understand why they won't let me do what I was born to do
03:05To keep acting
03:08I will do whatever it takes
03:11Anything
03:12I have walked this earth for three centuries
03:14Watching empires turn to dust
03:16But I only have 20 days left
03:17If this is our final act
03:19I will give you the world
03:20Then pack your bags
03:21Tomorrow we go to Orlando
03:42Orlando?
03:43Seriously?
03:44It feels like Satan's actual armpit
03:46My bronzer is literally melting down my jawline
03:49It builds character
03:50And more importantly
03:51Alex's corporate blacklist
03:53Hasn't reached this swamp yet
04:01Do you wish to leave?
04:02Leave?
04:03Over that plastic opportunist
04:04Stealing my scraps?
04:05Surely
04:05Bad taste is it's own punishment
04:07Let's go find our gig
04:09First time in the swamp?
04:10Fresh meat?
04:11Rolls don't fall from palm trees here
04:14You gotta claw for every second of screen time, baby
04:16Work hard or pack it up
04:19Ha!
04:19I like the fire, Barbie
04:20Here, a single roll on this godforsaken planet
04:22I can't get
04:23Work hard, honey
04:24Look at this face
04:25Is there a strictly alkaline and spring sourced?
04:27Sugar causes existential cellulatum
04:29Tell that to your collapsing posture, sweetheart
04:32Jurassic Dynasty 4
04:33Need three-reeled cow visker
04:34And thrown into a drainage ditch
04:36Nicholas, do you see this?
04:37They're practically begging for someone
04:38With actual emotional range
04:39To die convincingly
04:40Watch how a real artist commands a ditch
04:42You with the beer belly
04:43You with the fake limp
04:44And auntie in the back
04:45Get in the cage
04:46Roll!
04:48Did that man with the grease stains just cast a middle-aged male spring 2024?
04:52Your poise is undeniably majestic, Sterling
04:54It also just cost us $35
04:57Two screaming nuns!
04:5850 bucks cash!
04:59Move!
05:00I scream best
05:09Drink up, baby
05:10Rookies always get tackled
05:16I led a $400 million box office
05:18The world's got amnesia
05:19Not me
05:20And yet your lip gloss is smudged with mustard, Sterling
05:23No
05:23No
05:23No
05:23No
05:23So
05:25No
05:27Oh
05:31Erm
05:32Attention, background talent
05:33We're shooting the Bride of Dracula
05:34Masters Deuce if we need the female lead, Mina Harker
05:36Lead role?
05:37How much does it pay?
05:39Um, it's unpaid
05:40But we offer cold tap water, and I'm MD credit, and...
05:42Genuine emotional depth
05:44AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
05:45Go Shoot Your Neighboring Kid!
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