00:00Once upon a time, there lived a maiden named Cinderella.
00:05She was tormented by her evil stepsisters.
00:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hi.
00:11I'm Lilith, aforementioned evil stepsister.
00:17You are smart, good-looking people.
00:21You deserve to know the real story.
00:24This one's for all my mean girls.
00:26And it's a good one.
00:27This one's for all my fire.
00:29Sure, sure, it's got princes and glass slippers and royal balls.
00:33But that's not even the half of it.
00:34It's also got revenge, high-speed chases,
00:37and a really hot troll.
00:42She's feeling something.
00:45Oh, now I have your attention.
00:47Yeah, okay.
00:48Hey!
00:55I hate this kingdom!
00:57Yeah!
00:59Yeah!
01:02Oh, God!
