00:00I actually think we're gonna have to skip the St. Bart's trip all together this year.
00:04If I'm not on the yacht parties, what am I supposed to post on Instagram?
00:09Well, maybe posting on Instagram isn't the most important thing in the world.
00:12I am an influencer, okay? Instagram posts are my livelihood. It literally is the most important thing in the world
00:20to me.
00:21The company's going through some rough times right now, and because of that, I think we're gonna have to tighten
00:27up the purse strings a bit.
00:28Is that a metaphor? You know I don't understand metaphors.
00:31You don't just love me because of my money, do you?
00:33I don't just want to be with you because of your money.
00:38But like, okay, I could never love someone who isn't able to financially support me.
00:45You know, that's important in a relationship to me.
00:48Alrighty, well, here's your bill. No rush.
00:51Any way you could pick up the check this time?
00:55Wait, I'm sorry, what?
00:56You are the founder and CEO of a major tech company.
01:00Having money is, like, your thing.
01:02Well, that's what I was trying to tell you.
01:06Because all of my money is tied up in company stock,
01:10the company isn't doing too well right now.
01:13I don't actually have any money.
01:15I was wondering if there's any way we could wash dishes to pay for our meal.
01:18Whoa, you, you cannot be serious.
01:20No, no, no, I'm very serious.
01:23Well, um, if you don't have money, and I guess we could use the help in the back, so that
01:31would be a fair trade.
01:33Actually, no, I used to work as a dishwasher at TGI Fridays.
01:37This really, really takes me back.
01:39Jeez, this is disgusting.
01:41Do you see what it is doing to my nails?
01:44Bad dad. Come on.
01:46Are you kidding me? Do you not realize that the only reason a woman of my caliber would be dating
01:52a ding-dong like you is because of your money?
01:55I mean, please, did you really think it was because of your devilish good looks or your sparkling personality?
02:01I am done with this.
02:03Okay, Roberto is picking me up in ten.
02:06Apparently, he drives a white Toyota Camry.
02:08Expect me at your place tomorrow to pick up my stuff.
02:12Ah, hold on, Missy.
02:15Hey, Anna.
02:16Yeah, what?
02:18Thanks for answering that question I asked you.
02:20You know, the one I asked you about if you're only with me because of my money?
02:25It just saved me a world of trouble.
02:27Okay, I, what? What do you mean?
02:29My company's stock is not in trouble.
02:32The meal is already paid for.
02:34And Mary?
02:36She's actually one of my family friends.
02:38Come on to do me a favor.
02:41I wanted to see if you were going to be only with me because of my money.
02:46This was a test.
02:47I set it all up.
02:49And you failed.
02:51Chase, okay, you're making a big mistake.
02:53That's not really...
02:55Ah, not again.
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