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Aired (September 16, 2026): Magulong entry na naman ang dala ni Ryan Bang sa ‘Miss Q&A’! Pero sa kanyang makulit na banat, nakuha niya ang kiliti ng madlang pipol at napatawa pati ang mga ‘Showtime’ hosts. Anong joke kaya ito?! #GMANetwork
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Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso
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00:00Kila ang may ultimate say sa Talacra Slay,
00:03our Rado starting always show, Miss Royalty,
00:05Pinipini Curva Carwill!
00:10Kapamilya actor host, Ren Manalo!
00:14And our newest Rado, Miss Supranational 2026,
00:19Katrina Llegado!
00:21Hi, Katrina!
00:23First time ko siya nakita in person,
00:25ang ganda niya muna talaga!
00:25Welcome to Showtime!
00:27Hi, Meme!
00:28Hello! Nice to meet you!
00:30And hello sa mga madlang people!
00:33Welcome to Showtime, Katrina!
00:34Ang ganda ng kulay niya!
00:36Salamat, Meme!
00:37Pilipinang, Pilipinang!
00:38Ate, hi, Pinay na Pinay!
00:40Pangaharap ko dito, Meme!
00:42And ngayon, nandito na ako!
00:43And, ansaya-saya ko!
00:45Siya, yung parang makikita mo roon sa mga bote,
00:48nung mga wine na parang, parang, di ba?
00:50Yung waitress?
00:52Hindi, yung ano, yung...
00:53Hindi kasi yung dito sa...
00:54Diba? Parang yung mga Maria Clara Sao,
00:57o, nakatagay sa brand.
00:59Oo, Meme, kaya di ba may bulak-lak ako?
01:01Yes!
01:02Very pretty!
01:03At saka bagay siya dito sa Miss Q&A,
01:05Chukcha Kera yan.
01:06Ay, o?
01:06Talaga?
01:06Oo, Chukcha Kera.
01:07Magaling sa Q&A.
01:09Pagbato yan sa Q&A.
01:10Have fun and good luck!
01:13Unzip, pure utak!
01:14At ito do ang tala dito sa...
01:16We dance!
01:20Simunin na natin kay candidate number three,
01:21Johanna Carla Alcantara Garcia.
01:24Johanna Carl...
01:25Ang haba, ano pangalan niya pa lang?
01:26Ang haba, lo?
01:27Johanna Carla Alcantara Garcia.
01:29Hello po, Meme.
01:29Galing ko pa sa isang clan ng mga beauty queens?
01:32Hindi po.
01:33Actually po, totoong name ko po,
01:35yung Alcantara ko po is my middle name,
01:37and Garcia ko po is my surname po.
01:39Okay.
01:39Yung Johanna Carla,
01:41kanina mong nakuhang?
01:42Bakit yan ang gusto mong...
01:43Johanna Carla po kasi stands for my real name, John,
01:48and Carlo stands for Carla.
01:50Adon, Carl.
01:51Adon, Carl.
01:52J.C.
01:52Siya si J.C.
01:53Siya pa din.
01:54Oo.
01:54Oo, yun pa rin.
01:55Pinalambot niya lang.
01:56Pre-nessure cooker niya lang yung pangalan.
01:58Yes, home and mess.
01:58Diba?
02:00Nasangkut siya lang, very like.
02:01From John Carlo to Johanna Carla.
02:05Yes, po.
02:05Diba?
02:06Happy ka na din sa Johanna.
02:07Maganda.
02:07Opo.
02:08Maganda yung pangalan.
02:08Happy naman po kasi,
02:10pinambabae ko lang din po yung real name ko po.
02:14Mas bagay sa kanya.
02:15Yes.
02:16Ryan, wag ka nang mag-rehearse ng joke.
02:19Pumasok na kayong mga ama.
02:20Ryan, ayon, pasok!
02:22Yung joke ko na kayo lang rehearse.
02:23Pero yung sayang mo, hindi mo ma-rehearse.
02:26Napokus ako sa joke, mami.
02:28Wow.
02:28Pag hindi maganda ha.
02:30Maganda to.
02:31Joke!
02:32Ano sa English ng dalaga
02:37nasa ilalim
02:38na nakatayo?
02:40Ano ulit?
02:41Pakakulit?
02:42Pakiaayos yung tanong.
02:44Pakakulit.
02:46Naguguloan kami.
02:47Sorry, take two.
02:48Sige, sige.
02:49Mami,
02:50kunyari, wala nang nyari.
02:51Ano sa English ng dalaga
02:55nasa ilalim
02:57pero nakatayo?
02:59Nasa ilalim
03:01pero nakatayo.
03:04Alam niyo ba matang people?
03:06Hindi nila alam.
03:08Ba't di ka sumasagot para sa...
03:10Pag hindi, sabay-sabay silang sumagot
03:12kung pang basag niya.
03:13Ano sa English
03:13yung babae
03:15nasa ilalim
03:15nakatayo?
03:16Ano?
03:18Miss
03:19understanding.
03:21Thank you, Lord.
03:23Lord, thank you po.
03:28Achieve.
03:30Lord, di ba ako nakatulog ka gabi?
03:36Miss
03:36misunderstanding.
03:39Bago pa tayo magkano'ng
03:40misunderstanding,
03:41Johanna, Carla,
03:42bulot ka na.
03:43Kaninang mo gusto?
03:46Okay, thank you.
03:47Galing, galing.
03:50Relax.
03:51Huwag kang magmamadali.
03:52Wala tong time limit.
03:53Pwede ito kahit 3 hours kang sumagot.
03:54Bayaran mo lang
03:55yung extension sa GMA.
03:57Okay.
03:58Tano!
04:01Sa palakay mo.
04:03Pa nag-ibayot ka?
04:04Kaya libang.
04:05Sa palakay mo,
04:07ano ang nararamdaman ng medyas
04:10na laging nawawala
04:12ang partner niya?
04:15Sa palakay mo,
04:16anong nararamdaman ng medyas
04:17na laging nawawala
04:19ang partner niya?
04:21Sagot!
04:21I believe ang nararamdaman po
04:23ng medyas
04:23na nawawala lagi
04:24ang partner niya
04:25ay nalulungkot po siya.
04:27Ang medyas,
04:28ihalintulad natin
04:29na parang tao
04:29na kapag tayong mga taong
04:31walang partner,
04:32nalulungkot tayo.
04:33Pero dapat tayong mga Pilipino
04:35alam natin kung saan
04:36dapat natin nilalagay
04:37yung kapares ng medyas natin.
04:39Dahil tayo pag naganap,
04:40talak na ng talak
04:41ng nanay natin,
04:42asan mo na naman
04:43nilagay yung medyas mo?
04:44Sana naman napunta
04:45yung medyas mo?
04:46Kaya naman tayo
04:46maglang people
04:47mag-iwais tayo
04:48kung saan natin
04:49nilalagay yung ating
04:50isang pares
04:51at isang pares
04:52ng medyas.
04:52And I thank you!
04:58Thank you!
04:59A lot of habits siya.
05:00Satisfied siya sa sasagad.
05:01Tignan mo, umuwi?
05:01Oo, tignan mo.
05:02Uuwi na.
05:02Tignan mo, umuwi na.
05:04O, di ba, umuwi na.
05:04O, di ba, umuwi na.
05:06O, saka pupunta.
05:07May minus na yung mga ano, ha?
05:09Lagpano ng instructions, ha?
05:11Dito lang.
05:11Sumobra ka.
05:12O yan.
05:14Kina-overwhelmed.
05:15Oo, kinakabahal.
05:16Thank you, ano,
05:17Johana Carla.
05:18Yes, at kinamat tawakin na lang
05:24Oh, ganda.
05:25Dito parang walang pa ba,
05:26si James?
05:27Yes.
05:27Ganda ng blue.
05:28Tara.
05:30Nag-a-nagla-live ko pa,
05:32TikTok live?
05:33Hindi po.
05:34Yung mga blue screen
05:35kasi ginagamit ito.
05:37Woo!
05:38Chroma.
05:39Ganda, no?
05:39Ganda.
05:40Ikaw nag-design yan?
05:42Yes.
05:43Anong thought process mo
05:44nung dinosign me?
05:45Um, I am as beautiful
05:47as a flower.
05:49Ah, yun.
05:50Flower.
05:51Beautiful as a flower.
05:52Anong klaseng flower?
05:53Kulay blue eh.
05:54Ano ba kulay blue na flower?
05:56Um,
05:56ang favorite flower ko kasi
05:58is tulips
05:59pero mahal
05:59kaya hindi ano.
06:01Ah.
06:02Pero nai.
06:03Wala kasing ano,
06:05tulips na flower
06:05na available.
06:06O, kaya nag-blue na lang siya.
06:08Ganda naman.
06:10Pero nai,
06:11aminin mo.
06:14Hindi expression nyo na online na.
06:16Ngayon,
06:16yung nai,
06:17aminin mo.
06:18Pero nai,
06:19aminin mo.
06:20Dahil,
06:21sagaling.
06:23Basta.
06:25Pero nai,
06:26aminin mo.
06:28Si Raulot is still.
06:30Okay.
06:31Tawagin na natin sila.
06:32Ryan,
06:32ayon pasok!
06:33Yo!
06:35Anong bulaklak?
06:37Bulaklak?
06:38Anong bulaklak?
06:39Ito ka na bulaklak?
06:39Parang lumaklak din.
06:40Bulaklak.
06:41Anong bulaklak?
06:43Ang masarap.
06:43Masarap.
06:44Sabay, sabay, sabay.
06:46Nakakawa yung bulaklak.
06:47Ano ba?
06:48Masarap pa siya o nasa rep siya?
06:49Anong bulaklak?
06:51Ang masarap ulamin.
06:53Ah.
06:53Bulaklak na masarap ulamin.
06:58Parang gusto mo ba sa akin,
06:59ayaw mo.
07:01Hindi ko makuha.
07:03Anong bulaklak?
07:04Ang masarap ulamin.
07:05Ano?
07:07Rosebip.
07:09Bunot na.
07:10Alakot siya, charo.
07:11James O'Brien.
07:12Kay Aion siya bumunot.
07:14Salamat.
07:15Salamat.
07:18Tanong.
07:21Sa palagay mo,
07:23ano ang nararamdaman ng takure
07:25na lagi siyang pinag-iinitan?
07:29Sa palagay mo,
07:31anong nararamdaman ng takure
07:32na lagi siyang pinag-iinitan?
07:35Sagot.
07:36I believe ang nararamdaman ng takure
07:38kasi palagi siyang pinag-iinitan.
07:40Inis na inis na ito
07:42at punding-pundi na ito.
07:43Kasi naman,
07:45bakit palagi siyang pinag-iinitan?
07:46Eh pwede naman ding
07:47lagyan siya ng malamig,
07:48ilagay natin siya sa rep.
07:50Iba para maiba naman,
07:51hindi ba?
07:52Kaya naniniwala ako,
07:54ladies and gentlemen,
07:55pero naniniwala ko na may mga
07:57bagay talaga na nakalaan.
08:00Para sa ating mga bagay-bagay
08:02ay nakalaan.
08:02Kaya huwag po natin ipag-iinitan
08:04kung hindi naman nararapat.
08:06Ang sabi nga,
08:07pag hindi buukol,
08:08ay hindi bubukol.
08:09Kaya,
08:10naman,
08:11ang takure
08:11ay nilalagyan,
08:12pinagpapainitan ng,
08:15pinagpapainitan ng tubig
08:16kasi parang nanay niya,
08:19pinag-iinitan siya ganon.
08:20And I,
08:21thank you.
08:22Thank you,
08:23Carlos number one.
08:24Yes,
08:24pero nay,
08:25I mean it more.
08:29Alam niya natin
08:30ang komento
08:30ng ating mga jurado.
08:31Simulan natin
08:31kay jurado,
08:32Brent Manal.
08:34What's up,
08:35Madlong people?
08:38Dito tayo
08:39kay candidate number three,
08:41Joanna Carla
08:42Alcantara Garcia.
08:44I think,
08:44pwede nang i-debunk
08:46yung sinabi mo kanina
08:46na sakto lang yung talino mo
08:48kasi you gave
08:49a more than
08:50enough answer.
08:51Ang ganda na nagnisagot mo
08:52kasi at first
08:53you answered it
08:55point blank.
08:56Talagang sinagot mo yung tanong na
08:59malulungkot yung
09:00medyas
09:00pag nawawala ka pares niya.
09:02But then,
09:02again,
09:03tinawit mo dun sa wit
09:04na you discussed
09:06yung pagtalak na nanay
09:07pag nawawala yung pares
09:08ng medyas natin,
09:09di ba?
09:09Kaya,
09:10job well done,
09:11Joanna.
09:12May nis daw kasi
09:14yung medyas ko.
09:15Kung ikaw
09:15yung medyas,
09:16anong mararamdaman mo
09:17pag nawawala yung partner mo?
09:20Sakto lang.
09:21Bakit?
09:21Kasi nga,
09:22sucks lang.
09:24Ganon!
09:26Ganon!
09:27O, bakit?
09:28Di ba?
09:29Bakit?
09:30Meron din ako.
09:31Kung ikaw yung medyas,
09:32anong mararamdaman mo
09:33na lagi?
09:33Magugulat ako.
09:34Di pa tapos yung tanong?
09:36O, sige.
09:37Magugulat ako?
09:38Bakit?
09:39Sucks!
09:39Nawala!
09:43Pwede ha,
09:44di ba pwede.
09:45O, ikaw?
09:46Iiyak ako.
09:47Bakit?
09:48Masakit.
09:51Masakit.
09:52Wala yung partner ko.
09:53Masakto.
09:55Ikaw, Dambo.
09:57Anong mararamdaman mo?
09:57Anong mararamdaman mo?
09:58Anong mararamdaman mo?
09:58Anong mararamdaman mo?
09:59Sabi ni Dambo.
10:01Thank you,
10:02Jurado Brent.
10:03Kaya naman pakingin natin
10:03kung ano man sabi ni
10:04Jurado Katrina.
10:07Hello again.
10:08What's up,
10:09Madlang people?
10:12Ayan.
10:13Magsimula tayo kay
10:14James O'Brien
10:15from Olongapo City.
10:17Unang-una sa lahat,
10:18gusto ko lang
10:19i-comment
10:19ang iyong styling
10:21from the straight hair
10:23and also kanina,
10:24di ba,
10:24may necklace siya.
10:25Ngayon naman,
10:26binigyan niya tayo
10:27ng napakagandang cape.
10:28So, I really love it.
10:30Parang Elsa.
10:31Di ba?
10:32Napakalambot.
10:33Ayan.
10:34And sa tanong mo naman na,
10:35sa talak
10:36na tinanong sa'yo
10:37kung ang tahore
10:38ay laging napagiinitan,
10:40gusto ko na nabigyan mo
10:41ng different perspective
10:42na bakit hindi natin
10:44lagi ng malamig
10:44ang tahore.
10:46But at the same time,
10:47sana pinosh mo pa
10:48na nilagyan mo ng,
10:50kasi nasabi mo rin
10:51yung pagiinitan ng nanay,
10:53sana na
10:54nalagyan mo rin
10:55ng story about
10:56how we would be able
10:58to uplift
11:00yung mga nanay.
11:01Sabi mo nga,
11:02di ba?
11:02And I think
11:03overall naman
11:04naitawid mo
11:05yung talak
11:07and I would really
11:08commend you
11:09for the overall
11:10performance today.
11:11Thank you so much
11:12and congratulations.
11:13Yes.
11:14Na-appreciate ni Katrina
11:16yung cape niya.
11:17Yeah.
11:17Kaya naman,
11:19cape it up.
11:22Pero nay,
11:23aminin mo.
11:25Oo.
11:26Yung takore kasi
11:27di ba laging talagang mainit.
11:28Oo.
11:29Pero may kilala ko,
11:30hindi naman laging mainit
11:31ang ulo ng takore.
11:32Sino yan?
11:32Si
11:34takore bidani.
11:37Ani takore?
11:38Ani takore?
11:38Takore bidani.
11:39Love you.
11:40I love you.
11:41Di laging mainit niya.
11:42Yeah.
11:42Siya malamig yan.
11:43Sapat.
11:44Gano'n.
11:44Di ba?
11:45Di tanong.
11:48Thank you, Katrina.
11:49Ligado.
11:50Ano naman ang talak
11:51para sa dalawa
11:52ni Gerardo Carril.
11:53What's up,
11:54bad love people?
11:57Happy birthday,
11:59future nurse,
12:00Johanna Carla.
12:01Ang ganda nga
12:01na sinabi ni Brett.
12:02Today is the day
12:03na iaangat mo na
12:04from five
12:04to higher
12:06yung score mo
12:07sa sarili mo
12:08because you're doing better.
12:09And I think that's a good thing,
12:10doing better every day.
12:11Siyempre,
12:12it sucks
12:12pag nawala ang iyong partner.
12:14Pero nagustuhan ko
12:15na nasagot mo yung tanong,
12:17linigyan mo ng
12:18ano,
12:18parang Filipino touch,
12:20tapos binigay mo
12:21yung good advice
12:22ng mga mothers
12:23kasi minsan
12:24talak lang siya
12:25na walang saysay.
12:26Pero pwede naman pala siyang
12:27talak na talagang
12:29makakaganda
12:29ng iyong buhay.
12:31So I love the walkout
12:32na mistake
12:33kasi just says na
12:34ang ginagawa ko dito
12:36sa showtime
12:37pero nagawa ko
12:38yung kailangan kong gawin
12:38tapos meron ka pang
12:39cheering squad
12:40na talaga naman
12:41nagstanding ovation
12:42for you.
12:43I love that.
12:44James O'Brien,
12:45back with a vengeance
12:46mula sa season 2.
12:48You are a fashion designer
12:50at siyempre,
12:51marami kang gustong
12:53patunayan today.
12:54Not only with your style
12:55and your beauty
12:56but with your intelligence.
12:58So gustong-gusto ko
12:58yung part na sinabi mo
13:00ilagay sa ref
13:01para maiba naman.
13:02Kaya lang after that,
13:04parang nagulat ka
13:05sasagot mo
13:06which was for me
13:07super brilliant
13:08tapos nagkaroon
13:09ng lubak ng konti.
13:10Pag ganon,
13:11may lumabas na sa bibig mo
13:12na,
13:13oo nga no,
13:14parang pwede mangyari yun.
13:15Just put in the whimsy.
13:17Alam mo yung
13:18yung intelligence mo
13:20na ginagawa mo
13:20sa designs mo,
13:21ilabas mo yan
13:22in your train of thought
13:23because I think
13:24you will discover
13:25and unlock
13:27other things
13:27inside of you.
13:29But great job today.
13:30Good luck.
13:31Parangy salamat,
13:32hurado,
13:32guril.
13:33Salamat, hurados
13:33at good luck
13:34sa ating mga kandidata.
13:35At tatangang ring
13:36na talaker of the day
13:36ay mag-uwi ng 16,000 pesos
13:38sash at corona
13:39to be award by
13:39Jackie and Sean.
13:41Kaninong talak
13:42ang talagang tumatak!
13:45Congratulations,
13:45our music girl
13:46day ring
13:46at talaker of the day
13:47is candidate number
13:493,
13:53Johanna Carl
13:54Alcantara Garcia!
14:13Thank you very much.
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