She’s an old lady known locally as ‘Sneezing Granny’, and she’s quite feared in the area.
She sneezes so loudly in the middle of the night that it wakes up all the villagers.
Why on earth are you out running in the middle of the night? You really ought to go for a jog during the day...
As it turns out, I was unable to save the Earth after all. I have decided to preserve this as a collection of myths for future generations.
TRIPLEBUCKERSOON Mythology Collection is a collection of myths scheduled for release in the near future that compiles events that took place on Earth in the past. In other words, it means that modern-day Earth could not be saved. If you'd like to see more, please like this post and subscribe.
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