00:00Ugh! Can somebody help me with my f***ing bags?
00:03Does he have a brother?
00:05Why are you into f***ing brothers?
00:06Ah!
00:07Do you remember Stephanie, baby?
00:08Yeah, I doubted f***ed her.
00:09Let's do it.
00:10Remember, if you can't be smart, be funny.
00:12And if you can't be funny, be pretty.
00:13Oh god, wait till you meet the c***in-law.
00:16Oopsie.
00:16Hmm?
00:16I would rather shave my balls with a rusty knife than be at this wedding.
00:20Oh, let me do that for you.
00:22Yeah? Please.
00:22I forgot this. Young lady, please don't get pregnant.
00:25Young man, don't get anyone pregnant.
00:26I found the cutest sort of restaurant and had the cutest little three bottles of wine.
00:30Yes!
00:33So, Charity's a sister f***er.
00:35You couldn't wait to say that, could you?
00:36Oh, sister f***er.
00:38Cut. Cut.
00:40Who got married?
00:41Oh my god.
00:42The moms are everywhere.
00:43So true, everyone has one.
00:44You got it.
00:45Listen.
00:46Papa sounds like he's speaking Italian.
00:49Which, if I remember correctly, were some of the most delicious things that I've ever had in my mouth.
00:53Took a weird turn, Sean.
00:54Is the world stupid or am I a genius?
00:56My compliments to the chef.
00:58Dante was so handsome.
00:59I would have licked ice cream off his face.
01:01I actually thought it was a belly button.
01:03Honestly, for like a year straight.
01:04A belly button?
01:05When compared to your cavernous vagina, sure.
01:08I'm gonna go find somebody I haven't f***ed.
01:10Who?
01:11Your mom's a big, fat d***.
01:13You look beautiful.
01:14Oh, coming from you, that means very little.
01:16I'm in love with her.
01:18How did you do that?
01:19It hurts a b***h.
01:20Toretty.
01:21Oh, eat a c***, Linda.
01:23Oh, s***!
01:25She'll be okay.
01:26I'm always hiding in plain sight, brother f***er.
01:28You be normal for once, just say goodbye.
01:29The rest of your mind isBack najd***v Batman.
01:30Anyway, it really is free!
01:30So I think there's still something with breebra?
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