00:00Je n'ai pas d'être sugar-coûté, mais nous sommes dans un bon endroit.
00:03Maintenant, je me souviens, imaginez que c'est un de ces gens qui pensent que Digger Rockwell est Satan himself.
00:09Maintenant, ce sont des des effets que je peux expecter de ceux qui pensent que je suis dans le monde
00:14de l'Earth.
00:18All ces gens pourraient dire que...
00:20On est en hausse!
00:22On est en hausse!
00:26Je ne suis pas d'experte de ça.
00:30Mr. President, 55 minutes ago, my company informed me of the explosion on our rig.
00:35Causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami.
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands.
00:43Now, Digger here got us into this mess, and Digger's gonna dig us out.
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge.
01:00Of course, they all heap the blame on me.
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent.
01:04What the fuck are you gonna do, devil down?
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a
01:15dime.
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You starve, you freeze to death.
01:22That's what?
01:22Fuck you.
01:23I don't care.
01:24Go on, film away.
01:28Before you officially fire me or kill me, there's something I have to breathe for on.
01:31I'm not gonna kill you.
01:32You have people who do that for me.
01:35Bad jokin'.
01:36Sorta.
01:38It's ridiculous.
01:40And it's scary.
01:43It's funny.
01:44And it's stupid.
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch.
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos.
01:52Hey, baby, baby!
01:54Woo!
01:59You're gonna save the world.
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President.
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from that way around the
02:10world.
02:10Please.
02:11There are women present.
02:22Burning down the house!
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