00:00Welcome to a private view...
00:16Name three things you're grateful for.
00:20Quickly!
00:22What was that? You're still alive?
00:26Good.
00:27Another! Louder!
00:31Oh yeah? You've temporarily placated your dopamine receptors with a sacred tincture of liquid alignment.
00:38And now you feel a little less like you're about to cry.
00:42Better! One more!
00:46Hm? Oh yeah? Someone somewhere is having a worse time than you are.
00:52Good job.
00:54And breathe...
00:55Please.
01:00See?
01:02You really can't complain.
01:04Worst things happen at sea.
01:07After all.
01:26First came the plagues and the fire. Then the high seas just got higher.
01:33Though we don't like to float, we got a boat and it's a float.
01:37Oh there's no better time to be a sailor.
01:41Cause I'm here with all the crew.
01:44You-hoo!
01:45No one to tell us what to do.
01:48You-hoo!
01:49There's no captain aboard cause he swam for the shore.
01:53But there's no land left so he drowns.
02:13Well we ain't yet done. Cause we still got rum and the ocean. You look so sublime.
02:24So we'll fill our cups till our time is up. Cause my boys there really ain't no better time.
02:32Hey!
02:33Everything is fine.
02:35Everything is fine.
02:36Everything is fine.
02:38Everything is fine.
02:40Everything is fine.
02:42No, there ain't no better time!
02:47Ain't no better time to be a sailor!
03:02Oh, my God.
03:23You
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