00:09Hello? Is anyone in here?
00:13You are the one who's never scrolled the web, are you not?
00:18Yeah, I'm Dalton. I saw your flyer and I thought of...
00:24...of...
00:25...myself.
00:26Uh, my parents homeschooled me after they put a computer lab in school, something about protecting me.
00:32And they will write! Have a seat!
00:35And I'll explain it all to you.
00:39Ooh, what's this guy doing?
00:40Don't touch that robotic marvel!
00:46Lawrence Linus Gopher, scientist log number 1623, I have found the perfect subject, Dalton Hayes.
00:55He lives a boring, uninteresting life.
00:59Hey!
01:00But, he has never been affected by what the laymen call, surfing the web.
01:07Therefore, he has been chosen to be my subject for my hypothesis that, if the uninitiated mind...
01:17...were to see the horrors of the web, that mind would most certainly...
01:23...rot.
01:26Um...
01:27Gee, mister. I'm...
01:29...real honored to do this for you, but...
01:33...couldn't you do all this gizmo stuff yourself?
01:34Absolutely not!
01:36If I were to hear the siren song that is the net, my brilliant mind would be no more!
01:43Yours, on the other hand, is expendable!
01:45Ha!
01:47Although regularly, I would never connect any of my robotics to this piece of machinery made by...
01:53...big interweb, it is necessary for me to show your mind the most degenerate content this modern world has birthed
02:05from its canals!
02:11Greetings, Haze. I know your mindless, malleable mind won't be able to process this, but be a good little guinea
02:22pig...
02:22...and watch the fall of Western culture on the best computing system this so-called society can create!
03:01It's a success!
03:04Yes! According to my calculation, the tongue tongue has degraded the cerebral cortex by six, seven percent?!
03:12I'm so excited!
03:35If you...
03:47...light confusion...
04:03...a tuning the way
