00:00No voy a sugarcoat it, we're in a tight spot.
00:03Ahora, do me un favor.
00:05Imagina que uno de esos personas que piensa que Digger Rockwell es Satan himself.
00:09Ahora, ¿qué son de los asesinos de los asesinos que esperan de los que piensan que yo soy el escumón
00:14de la tierra?
00:18Todos los asesinos podrían decir que...
00:20¡Buenas en el cielo!
00:26No hubiera esperado eso.
00:30Mr. President, 55 minutos ago, my company informed me of the explosion on our rig.
00:35Causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami.
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands.
00:43Now, Digger here got us into this mess and Digger's gonna dig us out.
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge.
01:00Of course, they all keep the blame on me.
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent.
01:04What the fuck are you gonna do?
01:05Double down.
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a
01:15dime.
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You stalled.
01:21You freeze to death.
01:22That's what I'm talking to.
01:23I don't care.
01:24Go on.
01:24Film away.
01:27Before you officially fire me or kill me, there's something I have to breathe through on.
01:31I'm not gonna kill you.
01:32You have people who do that for me.
01:35Bad joking.
01:36Sorta.
01:38It's ridiculous.
01:40And it's scary.
01:43It's funny.
01:44And it's stupid.
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch.
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos.
01:52Hey, hey, buddy.
01:54Woo!
01:59You're gonna save the world.
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President.
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from halfway around the world.
02:10Please.
02:11There are women present.
02:17Woo!
02:21Burning down the house!
