00:00I'm not going to sugarcoat it, we're in a tight spot.
00:03Now do me a favor, imagine they're one of those people who think that Digger Rockwell is Satan himself.
00:09Now what are some of the harshest attacks I can expect from those folks who think that I'm a scum
00:14of the earth?
00:18All those folks might say that...
00:20Burn in hell!
00:21Take off!
00:26I wasn't expecting that.
00:30Mr. President, 55 minutes ago, my company informed me of the explosion on our rig.
00:35Causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami.
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands.
00:43Now Digger here got us into this mess and Digger's gonna dig us out.
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge.
00:55Anything else?
01:00Of course, they all heap the blame on me.
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent.
01:04What the fuck are you going to do?
01:05Devil down.
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a
01:15dime.
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You starve!
01:21You freeze to death!
01:22That's what I'm...
01:22Fuck you!
01:23I don't care.
01:24Go on.
01:24Film away!
01:28Before you officially fire me or kill me, there's something I have to breathe through on.
01:31I'm not gonna kill you.
01:32Yeah, people would do that for me.
01:35Bad joking.
01:36Sort of.
01:37What a joke!
01:38It's ridiculous.
01:40And it's scary.
01:41Burn it down the house!
01:43It's funny, and it's stupid.
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch.
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos!
01:52Hey, baby, baby!
01:54Woo!
01:55There has got to see the way!
01:59You're gonna save the world.
02:01Run it down the house!
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President.
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from halfway around the world.
02:10Please, there are women present.
02:21There are women present.
