00:00I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. We're in a tight spot.
00:03Now do me a favor.
00:05Imagine they're one of those people who think that Digger Rockwell is Satan himself.
00:09Now what are some of the harshest attacks I can expect from those folks who think that I'm a scum
00:14of the earth?
00:18All those folks might say that...
00:20I wasn't expecting that.
00:30Mr. President, 55 minutes ago my company informed me of the explosion on our rig.
00:35Causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami.
00:40Well, let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands.
00:43Now Digger here got us into this mess and Digger's gonna dig us out.
00:48What the hell is that?
00:50That thing is huge.
01:00Of course they all keep the blame on me.
01:02You just drowned half the damn continent, what the fuck you're gonna do?
01:05Devil down.
01:09Mr. Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a
01:15dime.
01:18What would happen if I stopped drilling?
01:20You starve!
01:21You freeze to death!
01:22That's one!
01:22Fuck you!
01:23I don't care!
01:24Go on, film away!
01:28Before you officially fire me or kill me, there's something I have to breathe through on.
01:31I'm not gonna kill you.
01:32You have people who do that for me.
01:34Bad joking.
01:36Sorta.
01:38It's ridiculous.
01:40And it's scary.
01:43It's funny.
01:44And it's stupid.
01:45It's a lot of fun to watch.
01:47I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos.
01:55You're gonna save the world.
02:04Let's bomb the shit out of her, Mr. President.
02:06I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from that way around the
02:10world.
02:10Please.
02:11There are women present.
02:12They have something different.
02:12They can't have an armor because they can't be underwhelmed.
02:15That's the only thing, I should say, is the magic, or the magic?
02:15Do you have any sense of no, no.
02:15Oh, my God, you're not a tin of gold because this is a magic.
02:18He's the magic.
02:21She's the magic.
02:22The magic.
02:22When the magic.
02:23The magic.
02:23The magic.
02:23The magic.
02:26You
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