00:00So, bit of a complaint. I bought an ice cream, started melting. My ice cream's literally gone, so I need
00:07it replacing, please.
00:09Well, I can't do that, can I, because it's been well out, hasn't it, recently?
00:13Yeah, yeah, it has.
00:13And you've got to eat them quick, that's how it is.
00:16Yeah, but, oh God, 28-day statutory riot.
00:19I don't think so.
00:21I do.
00:22It's not a jumper from Marks and Spencers.
00:24Couldn't eat that, and that wouldn't melt, would it?
00:26No, you're right, yeah.
00:28But you could get your 28-day refund, whereas you can't with me.
00:32Well, I can. It's 28-day statutory riot, and everyone gets them, so I want a replacement for my melted
00:38ice cream, please.
00:40No, not doing it, sorry. Thanks for calling, though. It's very pleasant to hear from you.
00:45And the flake's melted as well.
00:46Did you have it in your hand?
00:48Doesn't matter where I had it, love.
00:50So, it's gone.
00:51Well, there it is, I'll come in.
00:52I beg your pardon?
00:54I'll come in, and I'll get a replacement ice cream. Don't worry about the flake.
00:57I have a bit. Just want the ice cream replacing, OK?
01:01No, there'll be no chance of that. Not a chance.
01:04So, you can stand as long as you want at my window. It ain't gonna happen.
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